Why are wagie girls so wonderful, Cinemaphile?
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Why are wagie girls so wonderful, Cinemaphile?
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They're c**ts.
Enid's based, though, and Gloria is the most character ever made
>most character ever made
what does that mean?
twitter meme don't worry
Enid is not based, she’s an entitled lazy c**t who gets away with everything she wants and is glorified to hell. Even the writers realized they fricked up with her and made an entire episode about how she really was an butthole.
She has thick legs and big boobs, that’s it.
Yeah, Enid is genuinely the worst. It didn't help that Ian and the writers clearly favored her and let her get away with being a b***h to everyone around her. It's one thing to hate your job but she's just fricking mean.
So I got to ask, how bad did she get? I only really watched a few episodes of OK KO on TV when it was airing and it seemed like the episodes I did catch she didn't do much in. Hell I think I saw Dendy more than I saw Enid in the small amount of the show I saw. What did Enid do?
Mostly she just blew off customers, but there are times where she took advantage of Brad and KO and then acted like she didn't do anything wrong.
She’s really not that bad. Just an overreacting “mean spirited” complainer.
Enid had a great arc, she starts off the series as the "too cool for school" character but as the series went she gets developed as hell. In Special Delivery she even apologizes to Rad and explains that her attitude comes from insecurity:
Rad >Do you even like hanging out with me? Or do you just like having someone around to make fun of?
Enid >Rad, you know we just joke around like that. That's just out dynamic, you know? K.O.'s the plucky kid. You're the macho meathead, and I'm the cool and funny one.
Rad >Well, I'm also the one that likes corny music, okay? And the one that likes adding stupid mods to my van and eating food that makes me sick. I know I act tough about it, but sometimes our dynamic stinks, all right?
Enid sighs.
Enid >The truth is... The truth is... I rag on you because... I mean, it is kinda funny, but also because I don't really have myself figured out.
Rad >You seem to have a lot more figured out than I do.
Enid >Are you kidding me? I'm a witch who wants to be a ninja who maybe wants to be a hero but works at a convenience store. I don't have anything figured out. And I guessed... I turn that around on you because it's easier than dealing with it. Maybe I don't show it very well, but I really enjoy hanging out with you, Rad. You're... kind of really important to me.
Rad >A-Are you... apologizing? To me? Wow, let me go get my camera.
these are cartoon characters,not your mother and aunts
2 of them are good. The other 2 are complete unredeemable c**ts.
who's the brown one standing up?
Gwen from Camp Camp. It's from the same company behind RWBY.
I don't know about the other three but Gloria is pretty great.
Do you think she tricks?
An apartment, even a one room apartment, in a big city like Big City would be way out of the pay grade of a barista without making some extra money from somewhere. I don't know if she'd need to keep doing it though now that she has a café of her own. It would be a lot easier now probably.
If she made friends during her "side gig," other women also trying to make ends meet, she might not be adverse to letting them use the cafe as a hangout. As long as they keep their "side gigs" discreet when talking to her cafe patrons.
What makes a good wagie girl character?
>Ultimate approachability (forced)
>Unfulfilled life leaves an opening for “I can save her”
>Relatability where you can map the fictional girl to her real life counterparts
>Begrudging acceptance, which you can map to sexual situations which is hot
Sure there’s more but at the end of the day a wagie girl is there to serve you at the end of the day, which clearly speaks to the monkey brain, even with the reality being different from a true servant.
I'm not sure if the subservience is the main draw. Sure, it probably is a part of it and for some it's probably a big draw but I think a good amount of it is the relatability and the "I can help her" thing they have going on. The girl herself also has to be good outside of being a wagie.
I think a lot of the appeal is adding a new twist to a girl. Putting a girl in a wagie position causes a different flavor of her personality to manifest.
That's a good point. The wagie thing puts them in a unique position. A position where a lot of factors end up changing how they'd act. Frankie would also probably count as one of these I'd think. She's probably too blame for a decent amount of the interest in these kinds of girls.
They're the best
The ones that have to wear silly uniforms are the best fem wagies.
Hortense was a gold digging b***h and I will never understand why people simped for her.
t. shota
Not always, but they do get paired with them a decent amount it seems.
because they're the only girls who are nice to you and who pay attention to you because they're paid to
They're not.
Bored girls are easy to please and are more willing to go with any man who will save them for a boring shift.
Basically that hot chick who wouldn't give you the time of day now has all her focus on you because you are more entertaining than nothing.
You could attract a lot of girls in this situation
>Food service fem wagie
>Gift shop fem wagie
>Convenience store fem wagie
Has there ever been Video game store fem wagie?
"Manzi"
desperation
>Would regularly go to the theater with dad to kill some time and watch whatever was coming out.
>"Oh cool Clerks 2! Lets go watch it."
>MFW the donkey scene.
At least I discovered Samantha Fox from the movie.
You could throw Jo onto the pile.
I liked Jo and the show in general.
She's seems cute. What was she from again?
Kid Cosmic.
This thread reminded me Cinemaphile, I've been seen a wagie girl in a food stand for the past 5 months.
I usually just go, order some fried food in the stand that she runs and we chit-chat a little bit. She knows my name by now and generally looks forward to seeing me, enough that she talks about her personal life significantly. Everytime I'll wait 15-20 minutes for my food and we'll awkwardly talk, before I take my trey and kinda walk away to eye her from a seat.
I've been debating with myself whether I should doing this. Is this healthy?
“The cute girl at the coffee shop” is a normal human experience anon. Don’t worry about it.
If she talks about her personal life, has she mentioned a boyfriend or SO? If not and you're around the same age you can always throw it out there, "hey I like talking to you, if you wanted to have dinner sometime I'd be up for that" but if you sense any hesitation I'd recommend you reverse and exit gracefully and just try to be a normal pleasant customer from then on, and definitely stop staring at her from your seat. I make it a point to not flirt with anyone in a customer service role. They're being paid to be nice to you, y'know? And depending on who they are they might feel really uncomfortable getting hit on at work, I read female-centric message boards and young wagie girls getting hit on relentlessly by dudes in their 40s and 50s is a very common gross complaint.
>has she mentioned a boyfriend or SO
She has a kid. Her family owns the restaurant. Sometimes her mom says hi and shit. I'm pretty sure there's no dad because she had to bring her kid to work onetime, tho we're basically both late 20's.
>They're being paid to be nice to you, y'know?
I mean most customers obvs don't want to listen to her life story or stand and chat for 20 minutes, they just want their food and to get away. No idea why she enjoys that with me. I'm a gross skinny neckbeard.
I've never tried to make any moves because I'm scared there's no returning to 'casual' from that. Every interaction beyond a rejection will be completely horrifying.
*Never mentioned a bf or partner I mean inspite of talking this long
Katy from Sublo and Tangy Mustard is a great loser. She thinks she's destined to be a good artist and you watch as she slowly realizes she's not going to make it. Nothing's better than getting with a wagie and giving her a purpose which is a good dicking into marriage and then a kid and then running the household.
Wish he still made these. They were comfy.
Isn't he still working on them inbetween his work on shows?
Good news, anon!
Aww frick yeah son. Thanks for letting me know.
They remind me that there's people more pathetic than I am.
Shit you don't need wagies for that, all you have to do is remember you're not Anthony Burch.
They equate an intangible and unsolvable problem ("what makes life livable / worth living") with a solvable one ("how do I find a way to make ends meet without being obliged to a particular demanding job") by presenting a contrapositive scenario: someone who is miserable by virtue of their miserable job. As such they invite both the consolidation of motives ("if I could just accomplish X it will solve everything") as well as the transference of success ("I can accomplish X, thus I can leverage it towards all of my goals"). For those who have achieved one form of success it invites them into a fantasy scenario where their financial success will let them easily dick a lonely working class girl as they lift them out of wagiedom and for those who haven't, it doubles as a paradoxical high of "we are both like-wise miserable and thus related" and a wish-fulfillment "I will rise both of us together."
>where their financial success will let them easily dick a lonely working class girl as they lift them out of wagiedom
Do people truly fantasize about shacking up with a girl who values them solely/mostly for their money?
People want to feel needed, yes.
Yeah, that's a big part of it I think. Finding someone who needs you is a very obvious draw of these kind of girls.
you missed the best one. I mean besides bunny Enid.
Because they are desperate and thus more likely to agree to whatever fricked-up shit you want to do.
Psyop by wagie c**ts to lure in manchildren.
Nothing gets a work-weary woman wetter than a guy looking for a mommy to sponge off of.
because i could save them
College/"older girl you had a crush on as a kid" type girls who are frustrated but hot.
made for corruption
Because they like to take advantage for fun.
Replace everyone to the left of Gloria with the Newt from Amphibia and then I'll let you know. Enid and Wendy are trash. I have no idea who ms. Calarts is.
For me, it's Gertie.
No not Getie, pleb, Bella.
Gertie is self-employed and happily trying to make it in the world unlike Bella who is in true wage hell.
She's a reborn woman, taking society back from the elites and burning down their ivory towers.
I mean in my mind, season 3 just never came out. Every character exists in their most elegant and enjoyable state.