Why arent all characters in all films like this guy. Why do we need all these beta types when we can have charming alpha chads like this
Why arent all characters in all films like this guy. Why do we need all these beta types when we can have charming alpha chads like this
I liked this dude. A lot
I mean they were going for the next Iceman angle and audiences loved Iceman. Why couldn't they make him a pilot with Maverick instead of some dude dying from cancer?
you moron, hangman was maverick.
iceman is the opposite of hangman - one follows the rules, the other goes rogue
Exactly this. Hangman is who Maverick was, not who he is now. This movie perfectly accomplished what TLJ utterly failed to do with Jake Skywalker - showed how a young, headstrong man had grown into wisdom.
Man, you're dead wrong. Iceman was fucking skilled but also very controlled and in command of his emotions while also being quite modest in comparison to the other guys. That's why he became a top dog in the navy. Hangman is literally Mavericks equivalent
>why couldn't they make some dude dying of cancer a fighter pilot instead of some dude dying from cancer
???
Fucking. Based.
Pure hetero here but we need more cocky aryans
Does he remind you of anyone?
who is that?
No. I just liked his character
How would that demoralize the population?
if you see a person like this and get demoralized, then you need to be weeded out of the gene pool
you should look at this guy with brotherly respect
fucking ESL
thats perfect english, you mongoloid
that was not my point, thanks for further illustrating how fucking stupid you are
then you used the wrong terminology in the original response i was replying to
ESL covers comprehension as well, something both of you evidently lack.
He's saying other movies like mcu and star wars demoralize people dipshit.
With reading comprehension like that, I wouldn't be so quick to advocate weeding people out
its you that didnt comprehend the original response
we have to send the message that weak pathetic men can be main characters too
that is accurate though. it doesn't matter how bad you are at social interaction, you can succeed.
Really good movie. Gives you slight hope that Hollywood is not yet a complete shit hole filled of incompetence.
Hope? Tom Cruise in 59 and he's the only one and last one producing these movies. The neo socialists already proved that they don't care about bleeding money as long as they pass the message to the masses.
the woke movement is dying. netflix has taken a stand, the rest will follow
especially with the massive success of films like this top gun
This guy makes me want to get my shit together.
thats funny, Tom Cruise makes me want to get my shit together. He may be a little off the rocker when it comes to the scientology stuff, but it seems to be working for him. The dedication and authenticity and passion is inspiring. He's 60 and hasnt even peaked yet, he is almost super human, probably has been treating his health and body like a temple tom brady style for decades now. He also knows how to lay down the fucking law when it comes to making movies authentic, doing his own stunts and whipping his crew into shape and not tolerating subpar performance and cutting the excess baggage.
tldr cant bruise the cruise, cruisebros never lose
every time i start to think that tom cruise is a wacky, weird guy, i just remember he was in the last samurai, and then all those thoughts go away. you really cant bruise the cruise, he is the last movie star of our time
based
I did not like Hangman, he is a smug prick.
Are you still on the defensive because you got bullied by somebody like him in highschool
Confidence and Cheekiness are the most admired traits a man can have
you would be too if you were hung like the hangman
jealous virgin detected
there are two kind of people. Losers that do what their told and lack confidence like Rooster, or people so supremely confident in their own abilities that they know the rules do not apply to them like Maverick and Hangman
The behavior of the latter annoys the former because they dont understand what its like to have this much self belief. Women find it fucking irresistible.
Excellent post, I almost couldn't have done it better myself
Well said.
You're the kind of guy that watches Sigma Male videos but unironically
you're the kind of guy that knows what the fuck Sigma Male videos even are
Hangman is unironically based. An asshole, sure, but the right kind of asshole
Exactly right.
As a right-kind-of-asshole myself, i completely agree
girls say i'm confident, weak guys say i'm arrogant. its all in the eye of the beholder
Kek
>Hangman
>Standard all American high school jock
>Chad energy
>Bleeds confidence and alpha vibes
>Doesn't give a fuck, bullies his fellow class mates to establish pack leader status
>Uses his fathers death to buck break Rooster into a moron
>Hates the Black, Hispanic and woman, uses every chance to make fun of them
>Acts like Maverick is his best friend
>Giant BWC
Hangman 100% wants to fuck Phoenix though
Yep and he's right. She's cute and has a tight body and a very lickable face.
Is this unironically the first movie from the last 3 years or so that didn't force a roastie in your face? Phoenix was pretty cool and non-annoying, and they didn't even waste any minutes with a Penny sex scene
Hangman 100% fucked Phoenix, or will, that’s why she just rolls her eyes at him and he laughs
They 100% fucked and she intellectual hates it cause he’s a dick but her pussy loved it
She is for Bob only.
I liked that game they were playing. It looked like complete chaos.
it's called kosinski in charge of directing
nah beach football is almost always a no-rules free for all
>he never played beach football with the boys
His character arc is that he's a smug asshole who everyone acknowledges is a good pilot, but he not a good teammate until he very end where he redeems himself by helping them.
His arc is that he's humbled by not being chosen and seeing that other people can do incredible things as well, probably better than he does
His arc was that he was leaps and bounds ahead of the other "cream of the crop" pilots until Maverick outskilled him and started training the whole team
That shit was so fucking cool.
>he is a smug prick.
that's why he's great
apparently he was in the dark knight rises as a day trader lol
reminds me more of young alex jones
before he got big
Yes, but a likeable smug prick. Like Iceman.
Exactly. That’s why I don’t like him, but still respect him because he’s not all talk.
He’s good man, he’s very good
ITT: incel losers pretend they're chads
>incel sees chad
>uses it as inspiration to improve
>femcel sees attractive woman
>waahh cancel those unrealistic expectations
which is better?
Pretty much. People sometimes project onto someone they want to become, if in some insignificant way they are like them. Of course in reality Hangman would laugh at the losers here and bully them for everything from living in a basement to being raised by a single mother.
yeah and the way to retort is by giving it right back with quick wit and a smug grin
its called banter and its the foundation to any good bromance
Women will never understand?
Yes, Hangman is just like me on every level except physical
Projection time
watching this and seeing hangman i thought, is this the best we've got in 2022? this guy is no maverick or iceman in their prime.
but /misc/ absolutely seethes at characters like that, but only if they're women
>attractive qualities in men and women are opposites
no shit m8
the opposite of confidence is modesty
men are not attracted to a "confident" (ie arrogant and argumentative) cunt
>men and women aren't the same
woah, really made a breakthrough there kid. you'll go far.
he was an annoying fag
this
200 push-ups, faggit
we know which party you fall under then, Rooster boy...or should we call you chicken
It's just what the market demands.
This thread is filled with homos
shy guy detected
it could be a femoid
women cannot understand that men can compliment other guys without thinking about getting fucked in the ass or sucking dick, that's all that rolls around in empty woman head
They can, then why do you always end up salivating at the mouth, cock rock hard when you even hear the words "gym, abs, low bf"?
are you done projecting femoid?
Projecting these nuts into your mouth manloving incel. Cope maybe?
Feel free to add more kino to the list.
13 hours - mad chad energy when they push aside the virgin cia director
brawl in cell block 99
gran torino
reign of fire - matthew mcconaughey's character at least, christian bale's is a bit of a cuck
How is the guest Chad kino? Isn't he some lab made humanoid that goes around killing people?
Because Dan Stevens is handsome he gets to be on the list.
So are chads, except instead of lab its steroids and they kill people by slueping semen that would go into vaginas if they werent being sucked in a gym's bathroom
your posts reek of insecurity, fatass
Pain and gain
that's some sad shit list
Add Point Break (the original) to your list. Lots of top shelf bro behavior
Dan Stevens looks like the definition of onions. He doesn't even look like he works out
Predator.
based
Spartacus and Banshee for tv shows. Maybe Band Of Brothers. Probably a lot of other war stuff.
Cool Hand Luke.
Heh. This guy looks like BJ Blazkowicz.
why do chads always have that dimple in their chin and how do i get one? im sick of looking like a baby girl
>BJ Blazkowicz
>looks like the cliche aryan ubermensch
>is gnomish
Literally never met or seen a garden gnome who looked like that. I would dare any anon to show me a garden gnome who likes even remotely like this. I'm legitimately curious. KEK
He was never gnomish until the most recent game which was pozzed as fuck anyway. He was always supposed to be Polish Catholic.
>pumping iron
Kek
fucking rocky bro
nothing more chad than finding the strength in yourself to keep fighting a losing fight, resisting the urge to give in and let your fear take over
rage against the dying of the light type of shit
nah rocky, definitely does not have chad vibes.
he was an underdog, with a shit life
spartacus was only good with andy. the actor they got to replace him just doesnt have the same chad energy
very true. show was still good, but the replacement was weak
the prequel season was great too
Holy shit, you losers should just hang out at amateur hockey games and offer free rimjobs
the very fact you thought of something like that is a strong reflection on yourself
It's a reflection of the fact that at least 25% of /misc/ is gay fat guys
The Hangmancel fears the BOBChad
Happy Pride 🙂
Chad doesn't make fun of a teammates dead father. The fact you actually think that's Chad behavior only shows how much of a secluded incel with no real life experience you are. Just shut the fuck up chud, Tom Cruise didn't make this masterpiece for people like you.
Tom Cruise made this kino specially for me, that's why the first one came out right before I was born and the second one just in time for my birthday
These are the kind of guys that the woke mob hate
Needs bloodsport
Put Riders of Justice on it.
Missing
>Saving Private Ryan
>Band of Brothers
>Generation Kill
>Black Hawk Down
>The Rock (film, not the actor)
>Bad Boys
>Armageddon
>24
>Die Hard
>The Fifth Element
They're mostly all wrong. Maybe Generation Kill, and Sean Connery from ROck,
What the fuck
This list sucks, you guys might think he's crazy but Tom Cruise is a chad. For you to not even include him means you're gay.
top cruise in the first top gun is the literal definition of this. its the inspiration behind hangmn
Tom Cruise in collaterial was too stoic to be full chad. Chad needs charisma
The best tv show of all time: The Shield.
Detective Vic Mackey is probably the most CHAD character of all time. And his team are all pretty cool .._
For me it's Bob
>bob gets to sniff phoenix's seat after every sortie
living the dream
You can tell Bob is a coomer who has 12 teraflops of e-boi porno
holy based, he's literally me
BABY ONBOARD
Fucking lost.
>Maverick chose Rooster over Hangman
>The greatest chad can’t win against nepotism.
Realest moment of the film.
and Rooster fucked up, so Hangman had to come save the day
>old boomer next to me in the theatre
>sex scene with Penny comes up
>boomer starts laughing and says "cant have an american movie without a vulgar sex scene"
>sex between Maverick and Penny is only implied
>ending shot with Penny leaning on a Porsche for a kino 80s throwback
>fat boomer laughs and says "what a cliché"
Rape him and steal his car.
this is what the guys who post "dilate chud" look like
Exactly.
Still missing Pain and Gain and Generation Kill bro
That’s a solid fucking list.
He's the best part of Scream Queens too and he literally plays Chad.
I thought he played a gay?
That’s fucking awesome.
Majority of the world is full of beta men. It would be bad to see a bunch of basedcucks crying about "representation" in modern films
What would you have done /misc/?
>give up flying and climb the ladder to become Admiral
>be like Maverick
Honestly, seeing Jon Hamm, the black guy and a shitload other from previous Top Gun classes pretty much rule the Navy high command made me feel like Maverick fucked up. I work for a corporate firm so maybe my indoctrination is already complete
more rank = more responsibility
also maverick was an naval aviator because he loved flying, he didnt want to be some pencil pusher
In reality the Navy, all branches for that matter are ruled by bean counters and pencil pushers. My Southwest flight back from San Diego had a Top Gun alumni, he couldn’t stop talking about it over the speaker. As we disembark the captain was a fat fuck who probably had a hard time with the control because his stomach was in the way,
So what happens to someone like Maverick who just wants to fly and not become an office laddercuck?
they eventually get less and less missions as they get older and dont have the strength, fitness and eyesight to handle being a jet pilot fighter
you see the f1 drivers and how lean and fit they have to be. thats nothing compared to a jet pilot
That's pretty sad, all for a job that at its core involves so much sitting in a cockpit waiting to get somewhere. Yeah I'd go for admiral too.
It might seem that way but it's uber intensive on the body.
Yes so it's sitting in a chair that makes you feel bad by squeezing all your organs.
Imagine lifting your arm to push a button on a panel. Now imagine that your arm weighs 160 lbs. That’s something that fighter jocks have to do on occassion.
yeah originally they wanted the actor to play rooster, but i guess they saw he was far too chad for that role so they configured the role of Hangman for him
there are 350,000 people in the navy and 7 admirals. so your odds arent great.
also they dont take mavericks, they take people that toe the line and follow any order without question
Right, you have to be a good laddercuck to climb the ladder. Then I'm glad I'm not in the Navy at all.
They take Mavericks up to a certain point, after that you will find yourself stalled unless you start laddercucking.
they prefer icemen
Probably earn enough and teach or go back teaching in various places like Miramar or Lemoore. Most love flying commercial but they then to end up alcoholics due to their inability to keep a wife because they’re gone for so long or their wife catches them with a stewardess.
wait what? why was the top gun alumni on the speaker? was he just a passenger?
No he was the Captain and this was like a few years back. We were flying out of San Diego and he wanted to point out "Fighter school Miramar," he then went on to a 10 min tirade about how he used to go there when he was in the Navy. And that we all should thank him or "our men in uniform" for his service, guy sounded pretty douchey TBQH.
There is also a lot of conflated ego tripping in the aviation business. All pilots think their shit don't stink and continually dick measure(even the female pilots) by the size of the plane they fly which is kinda hilarious seeing that plane are shaped like large flying metal penises. Then there are also the guys who love to travel and bang stewardesses or foreign girls.
You should tune into your local ATC or listen to highlights on youtube, its pretty fun to listen to.
yeah of course, being chosen to be a fighter pilot means you are the best of the best. its like basically being chosen as starting quarterback for a top NFL team -
>made me feel like Maverick fucked up.
Did he? He's up there flying at mach 10 and getting bitches to sit pantyless on his bike. They're down here looking at dots inside a smelly ship.
Plenty of Admiral etc aviators still fly as and when they get the chance. They have to to stay current to fly at all. A carrier CAG will still fly occasionally, whether on missions or just patrols, if they can fit it into the schedule and the ship's captain doesn't need them elsewhere.
>t. aviator
Chad Radwell
This magnificent bastard makes me proud to be a man.
Rooster was Iceman and Hangman was Maverick.
It's like poetry, you see.
There wasn't a single character in the movie who I didn't like tbqh. Even the girl wasn't particularly annoying.
Everyone played their part and wasn't useless.
i didnt like Rooster. Even the look of him.
From the very first scene when he walked into the bar with those shirt, gay moustache, and stupid sunnies, i thought he looked like a try hard
even the girl wasnt too bad
This was actually kind of funny, because the audience is first led to believe that Hangman was a dick, but he looked groomed, fit, sociable and likeable. Rooster looked like an undisciplined hobo
What does BOB stand for ?
Bombs Over Baghdad. Thats why they couldnt say in the film
>Why arent all characters in all films like this guy.
Annoying as fuck?
we found the outcast
Pls be in London
How do I become based and alpha like Hangman?
The three C's
Confidence, Charm and Cheekiness.
Go out to dive bar/backpacker bars regularly. Fake confidence (easy with booze) and soon enough it'll become natural even without the alcohol. The charm and cheekiness will come after you get good at smoozing people
Was she really able to do all those pushups?
>3 threads about this guy in the catalog
Just say you are gay, it's the current year, no need to shit up the board with several threads
I'm gay for him. Keep posting, gays
Either virgin or ugly female detected. Potentially both
Because these fags are getting replaced and thats a good thing
He was a cunt but a real character and for that he gets my seal of approval
Also he saved their ass from the SU 57
backing yourself is not being a cunt
>leaves his wingman to die
>not a cunt
big dick energy
why was he so much cringe
VIRGIN DETECTED
Greetings ma'am. You might be in the wrong place, this is Cinemaphile and is generally inhabited by male posters.
>Hangman was so OP that they had to hold him back from the final fight
he will always be finnegan before he is hangman and I haven’t even seen top gun yet