Why arent all characters in all films like this guy. Why do we need all these beta types when we can have charming alpha chads like this

Why arent all characters in all films like this guy. Why do we need all these beta types when we can have charming alpha chads like this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this dude. A lot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean they were going for the next Iceman angle and audiences loved Iceman. Why couldn't they make him a pilot with Maverick instead of some dude dying from cancer?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you moron, hangman was maverick.

        iceman is the opposite of hangman - one follows the rules, the other goes rogue

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly this. Hangman is who Maverick was, not who he is now. This movie perfectly accomplished what TLJ utterly failed to do with Jake Skywalker - showed how a young, headstrong man had grown into wisdom.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man, you're dead wrong. Iceman was fricking skilled but also very controlled and in command of his emotions while also being quite modest in comparison to the other guys. That's why he became a top dog in the navy. Hangman is literally Mavericks equivalent

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why couldn't they make some dude dying of cancer a fighter pilot instead of some dude dying from cancer
        ???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking. Based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pure hetero here but we need more wienery aryans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does he remind you of anyone?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who is that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. I just liked his character

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would that demoralize the population?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you see a person like this and get demoralized, then you need to be weeded out of the gene pool

      you should look at this guy with brotherly respect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fricking ESL

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thats perfect english, you mongoloid

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that was not my point, thanks for further illustrating how fricking stupid you are

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              then you used the wrong terminology in the original response i was replying to

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ESL covers comprehension as well, something both of you evidently lack.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's saying other movies like mcu and star wars demoralize people dipshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        With reading comprehension like that, I wouldn't be so quick to advocate weeding people out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its you that didnt comprehend the original response

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we have to send the message that weak pathetic men can be main characters too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that is accurate though. it doesn't matter how bad you are at social interaction, you can succeed.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really good movie. Gives you slight hope that Hollywood is not yet a complete shit hole filled of incompetence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hope? Tom Cruise in 59 and he's the only one and last one producing these movies. The neo socialists already proved that they don't care about bleeding money as long as they pass the message to the masses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the woke movement is dying. netflix has taken a stand, the rest will follow

        especially with the massive success of films like this top gun

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy makes me want to get my shit together.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats funny, Tom Cruise makes me want to get my shit together. He may be a little off the rocker when it comes to the scientology stuff, but it seems to be working for him. The dedication and authenticity and passion is inspiring. He's 60 and hasnt even peaked yet, he is almost super human, probably has been treating his health and body like a temple tom brady style for decades now. He also knows how to lay down the fricking law when it comes to making movies authentic, doing his own stunts and whipping his crew into shape and not tolerating subpar performance and cutting the excess baggage.

      tldr cant bruise the cruise, cruisebros never lose

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I did not like Hangman, he is a smug prick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you still on the defensive because you got bullied by somebody like him in highschool

      Confidence and Cheekiness are the most admired traits a man can have

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you would be too if you were hung like the hangman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jealous virgin detected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there are two kind of people. Losers that do what their told and lack confidence like Rooster, or people so supremely confident in their own abilities that they know the rules do not apply to them like Maverick and Hangman

      The behavior of the latter annoys the former because they dont understand what its like to have this much self belief. Women find it fricking irresistible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Excellent post, I almost couldn't have done it better myself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well said.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're the kind of guy that watches Sigma Male videos but unironically

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're the kind of guy that knows what the frick Sigma Male videos even are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hangman is unironically based. An butthole, sure, but the right kind of butthole

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly right.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As a right-kind-of-butthole myself, i completely agree

        girls say i'm confident, weak guys say i'm arrogant. its all in the eye of the beholder

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ITT: incel losers pretend they're chads

      >Hangman
      >Standard all American high school jock
      >Chad energy
      >Bleeds confidence and alpha vibes
      >Doesn't give a frick, bullies his fellow class mates to establish pack leader status
      >Uses his fathers death to buck break Rooster into a little b***h
      >Hates the Black, Hispanic and woman, uses every chance to make fun of them
      >Acts like Maverick is his best friend
      >Giant BWC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hangman 100% wants to frick Phoenix though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yep and he's right. She's cute and has a tight body and a very lickable face.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is this unironically the first movie from the last 3 years or so that didn't force a roastie in your face? Phoenix was pretty cool and non-annoying, and they didn't even waste any minutes with a Penny sex scene

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hangman 100% fricked Phoenix, or will, that’s why she just rolls her eyes at him and he laughs

          They 100% fricked and she intellectual hates it cause he’s a dick but her pussy loved it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She is for Bob only.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I liked that game they were playing. It looked like complete chaos.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's called kosinski in charge of directing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nah beach football is almost always a no-rules free for all

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he never played beach football with the boys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His character arc is that he's a smug butthole who everyone acknowledges is a good pilot, but he not a good teammate until he very end where he redeems himself by helping them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His arc is that he's humbled by not being chosen and seeing that other people can do incredible things as well, probably better than he does

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His arc was that he was leaps and bounds ahead of the other "cream of the crop" pilots until Maverick outskilled him and started training the whole team

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That shit was so fricking cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he is a smug prick.
      that's why he's great

      apparently he was in the dark knight rises as a day trader lol

      Heh. This guy looks like BJ Blazkowicz.

      reminds me more of young alex jones
      before he got big

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but a likeable smug prick. Like Iceman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. That’s why I don’t like him, but still respect him because he’s not all talk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s good man, he’s very good

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: incel losers pretend they're chads

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watching this and seeing hangman i thought, is this the best we've got in 2022? this guy is no maverick or iceman in their prime.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but Cinemaphile absolutely seethes at characters like that, but only if they're women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >attractive qualities in men and women are opposites
      no shit m8
      the opposite of confidence is modesty
      men are not attracted to a "confident" (ie arrogant and argumentative) c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >men and women aren't the same
      woah, really made a breakthrough there kid. you'll go far.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was an annoying gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      200 push-ups, gaygit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we know which party you fall under then, Rooster boy...or should we call you chicken

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's just what the market demands.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is filled with homos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shy guy detected

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it could be a femoid
        women cannot understand that men can compliment other guys without thinking about getting fricked in the ass or sucking dick, that's all that rolls around in empty woman head

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They can, then why do you always end up salivating at the mouth, wiener rock hard when you even hear the words "gym, abs, low bf"?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            are you done projecting femoid?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Projecting these nuts into your mouth manloving incel. Cope maybe?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Feel free to add more kino to the list.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      13 hours - mad chad energy when they push aside the virgin cia director
      brawl in cell block 99
      gran torino
      reign of fire - matthew mcconaughey's character at least, christian bale's is a bit of a cuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How is the guest Chad kino? Isn't he some lab made humanoid that goes around killing people?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because Dan Stevens is handsome he gets to be on the list.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So are chads, except instead of lab its steroids and they kill people by slueping semen that would go into veganas if they werent being sucked in a gym's bathroom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pain and gain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's some sad shit list

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Add Point Break (the original) to your list. Lots of top shelf bro behavior

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dan Stevens looks like the definition of onions. He doesn't even look like he works out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Predator.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spartacus and Banshee for tv shows. Maybe Band Of Brothers. Probably a lot of other war stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cool Hand Luke.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heh. This guy looks like BJ Blazkowicz.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do chads always have that dimple in their chin and how do i get one? im sick of looking like a baby girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >BJ Blazkowicz
      >looks like the cliche aryan ubermensch
      >is israeli
      Literally never met or seen a israelite who looked like that. I would dare any anon to show me a israelite who likes even remotely like this. I'm legitimately curious. KEK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was never israeli until the most recent game which was pozzed as frick anyway. He was always supposed to be Polish Catholic.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pumping iron
        Kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fricking rocky bro
        nothing more chad than finding the strength in yourself to keep fighting a losing fight, resisting the urge to give in and let your fear take over
        rage against the dying of the light type of shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nah rocky, definitely does not have chad vibes.
          he was an underdog, with a shit life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        spartacus was only good with andy. the actor they got to replace him just doesnt have the same chad energy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          very true. show was still good, but the replacement was weak

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the prequel season was great too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, you losers should just hang out at amateur hockey games and offer free rimjobs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the very fact you thought of something like that is a strong reflection on yourself

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a reflection of the fact that at least 25% of Cinemaphile is gay fat guys

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Hangmancel fears the BOBChad

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Happy Pride 🙂

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chad doesn't make fun of a teammates dead father. The fact you actually think that's Chad behavior only shows how much of a secluded incel with no real life experience you are. Just shut the frick up chud, Tom Cruise didn't make this masterpiece for people like you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Cruise made this kino specially for me, that's why the first one came out right before I was born and the second one just in time for my birthday

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These are the kind of guys that the woke mob hate

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Needs bloodsport

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Put Riders of Justice on it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Missing
        >Saving Private Ryan
        >Band of Brothers
        >Generation Kill
        >Black Hawk Down
        >The Rock (film, not the actor)
        >Bad Boys
        >Armageddon
        >24
        >Die Hard
        >The Fifth Element

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're mostly all wrong. Maybe Generation Kill, and Sean Connery from ROck,

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This list sucks, you guys might think he's crazy but Tom Cruise is a chad. For you to not even include him means you're gay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          top cruise in the first top gun is the literal definition of this. its the inspiration behind hangmn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tom Cruise in collaterial was too stoic to be full chad. Chad needs charisma

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The best tv show of all time: The Shield.

      Detective Vic Mackey is probably the most CHAD character of all time. And his team are all pretty cool .._

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Bob

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bob gets to sniff phoenix's seat after every sortie
      living the dream

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell Bob is a coomer who has 12 teraflops of e-girl porno

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy based, he's literally me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BABY ONBOARD

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking lost.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Maverick chose Rooster over Hangman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The greatest chad can’t win against nepotism.
      Realest moment of the film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and Rooster fricked up, so Hangman had to come save the day

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >old boomer next to me in the theatre
    >sex scene with Penny comes up
    >boomer starts laughing and says "cant have an american movie without a vulgar sex scene"
    >sex between Maverick and Penny is only implied
    >ending shot with Penny leaning on a Porsche for a kino 80s throwback
    >fat boomer laughs and says "what a cliché"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rape him and steal his car.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is what the guys who post "dilate troony" look like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still missing Pain and Gain and Generation Kill bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a solid fricking list.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's the best part of Scream Queens too and he literally plays Chad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he played a gay?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s fricking awesome.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Majority of the world is full of beta men. It would be bad to see a bunch of basedcucks crying about "representation" in modern films

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would you have done Cinemaphile?
    >give up flying and climb the ladder to become Admiral
    >be like Maverick
    Honestly, seeing Jon Hamm, the black guy and a shitload other from previous Top Gun classes pretty much rule the Navy high command made me feel like Maverick fricked up. I work for a corporate firm so maybe my indoctrination is already complete

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more rank = more responsibility

      also maverick was an naval aviator because he loved flying, he didnt want to be some pencil pusher

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In reality the Navy, all branches for that matter are ruled by bean counters and pencil pushers. My Southwest flight back from San Diego had a Top Gun alumni, he couldn’t stop talking about it over the speaker. As we disembark the captain was a fat frick who probably had a hard time with the control because his stomach was in the way,

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So what happens to someone like Maverick who just wants to fly and not become an office laddercuck?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they eventually get less and less missions as they get older and dont have the strength, fitness and eyesight to handle being a jet pilot fighter

          you see the f1 drivers and how lean and fit they have to be. thats nothing compared to a jet pilot

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It might seem that way but it's uber intensive on the body.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes so it's sitting in a chair that makes you feel bad by squeezing all your organs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine lifting your arm to push a button on a panel. Now imagine that your arm weighs 160 lbs. That’s something that fighter jocks have to do on occassion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah originally they wanted the actor to play rooster, but i guess they saw he was far too chad for that role so they configured the role of Hangman for him

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              there are 350,000 people in the navy and 7 admirals. so your odds arent great.

              also they dont take mavericks, they take people that toe the line and follow any order without question

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Right, you have to be a good laddercuck to climb the ladder. Then I'm glad I'm not in the Navy at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They take Mavericks up to a certain point, after that you will find yourself stalled unless you start laddercucking.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they prefer icemen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Probably earn enough and teach or go back teaching in various places like Miramar or Lemoore. Most love flying commercial but they then to end up alcoholics due to their inability to keep a wife because they’re gone for so long or their wife catches them with a stewardess.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait what? why was the top gun alumni on the speaker? was he just a passenger?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No he was the Captain and this was like a few years back. We were flying out of San Diego and he wanted to point out "Fighter school Miramar," he then went on to a 10 min tirade about how he used to go there when he was in the Navy. And that we all should thank him or "our men in uniform" for his service, guy sounded pretty douchey TBQH.

          [...]
          That's pretty sad, all for a job that at its core involves so much sitting in a wienerpit waiting to get somewhere. Yeah I'd go for admiral too.

          There is also a lot of conflated ego tripping in the aviation business. All pilots think their shit don't stink and continually dick measure(even the female pilots) by the size of the plane they fly which is kinda hilarious seeing that plane are shaped like large flying metal penises. Then there are also the guys who love to travel and bang stewardesses or foreign girls.

          You should tune into your local ATC or listen to highlights on youtube, its pretty fun to listen to.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah of course, being chosen to be a fighter pilot means you are the best of the best. its like basically being chosen as starting quarterback for a top NFL team -

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >made me feel like Maverick fricked up.
      Did he? He's up there flying at mach 10 and getting b***hes to sit pantyless on his bike. They're down here looking at dots inside a smelly ship.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty of Admiral etc aviators still fly as and when they get the chance. They have to to stay current to fly at all. A carrier CAG will still fly occasionally, whether on missions or just patrols, if they can fit it into the schedule and the ship's captain doesn't need them elsewhere.
        >t. aviator

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chad Radwell

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This magnificent bastard makes me proud to be a man.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rooster was Iceman and Hangman was Maverick.

    It's like poetry, you see.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There wasn't a single character in the movie who I didn't like tbqh. Even the girl wasn't particularly annoying.
    Everyone played their part and wasn't useless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt like Rooster. Even the look of him.
      From the very first scene when he walked into the bar with those shirt, gay moustache, and stupid sunnies, i thought he looked like a try hard

      even the girl wasnt too bad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This was actually kind of funny, because the audience is first led to believe that Hangman was a dick, but he looked groomed, fit, sociable and likeable. Rooster looked like an undisciplined hobo

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does BOB stand for ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bombs Over Baghdad. Thats why they couldnt say in the film

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why arent all characters in all films like this guy.
    Annoying as frick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we found the outcast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pls be in London

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I become based and alpha like Hangman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The three C's

      Confidence, Charm and Cheekiness.

      Go out to dive bar/backpacker bars regularly. Fake confidence (easy with booze) and soon enough it'll become natural even without the alcohol. The charm and cheekiness will come after you get good at smoozing people

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was she really able to do all those pushups?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >3 threads about this guy in the catalog

    Just say you are gay, it's the current year, no need to shit up the board with several threads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gay for him. Keep posting, homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Either virgin or ugly female detected. Potentially both

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because these gays are getting replaced and thats a good thing

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a c**t but a real character and for that he gets my seal of approval

    Also he saved their ass from the SU 57

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      backing yourself is not being a c**t

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >leaves his wingman to die
        >not a c**t

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    big dick energy

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why was he so much cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      VIRGIN DETECTED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Greetings ma'am. You might be in the wrong place, this is Cinemaphile and is generally inhabited by male posters.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hangman was so OP that they had to hold him back from the final fight

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he will always be finnegan before he is hangman and I haven’t even seen top gun yet

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