Why arent the Lantern Rings magic?

Why arent the Lantern Rings magic?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit like this is why I fricking hate superpowers as a concept. morons ask dumb questions like this, only for said dumb questions to be perfectly valid, so you realize that fantastical abilities are inherently moronic. God I fricking hate capeshit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They still function based on natural, physical laws, just ones that our current sciences can’t understand yet. Meanwhile magic usually involves supernatural shit from beyond our reality in some way.

      I don’t get how a ring is still on a corpse when the lantern is dead

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one worthy around I guess.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is this a crossover that allows the timelines to meet and split for the story sake? If so the absence of the worthy is kinda sad

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They still function based on natural, physical laws, just ones that our current sciences can’t understand yet. Meanwhile magic usually involves supernatural shit from beyond our reality in some way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"its not magic its science we cant understand yet"
      Makes me wanna blow my fricking scalp out whenever i hear that uttered

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like that better than Dr. Blue Dick just saying what magic is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, emotions serving as vectors for solid photon constructs? That's hard science right there! Seriously, frick capeshit. Literally making people dumber.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not according to the best Green Lantern writer and professional Alan Moore trash panda.
      Magic is just fricking with the glitches in the code of the universe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If magic can be reliably harnessed and its results replicated, it's ALSO just science we don't understand yet, with laws we aren't aware of. It's a stupid distinction.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHy is Sinestro hanging out with Dr. Zaius?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick it's science? isn't the lantern power some weird extradimensional energy that comes from some legendary beast things?

      won't you if you could?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The rings themselves are not magic, they're more like super advanced space technology made to tap into the emotional spectrum.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah that's bullshit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, that's the in-universe explanation, think of how flashlights can summon light or how microwaves can make things hot, the rings are like that but in an ultra advanced way.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Willpower isn't an emotion though.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is in the DCU.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That only makes it stupid. DC can claim that rainwater is a super-adhesive, but that doesn't make it so.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No need to be upset dude, it's just a comic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody is upset at all.
                DC writers assert all kinds of fatuous nonsense, have been doing it for nearly a century.
                Their company is dumb and litigious.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, it's all fiction anyway, I don't see the problem.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never claimed it was a problem, I claimed that it was dumb.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody is upset at all.
                I am. There's """science""" fiction and then there's taking the fricking piss. Oughta stab these bastards in the crotch for so brazenly insulting my intelligence. Frick you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                DC doesn't retain science fiction writers. If they did, their futuristic titles like Legion wouldn't immediately devolve into soap opera slop.
                They hire a bunch of low grade wannabes with a 5th grade science eduction.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DC also asserts that Lead is the heaviest metal on a team with Platinum, Gold and Mercury.
    Even Thicc as he he is, he's still only 4th heaviest.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why the Golden Age Captain Marvel is the best superhero. His powers come from magic, he doesn't need to explain a thing.

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