Why aren’t there any films about abos?
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Why aren’t there any films about abos?
Why aren’t there any films about abos?
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Okay I’ll admit it. I made this thread as a thinly veiled attempt for Australians to regale me with their funny abo stories. Can any kangaroo friend please help me out?
Not exactly a funny story but an Ozzie guy I used to know once told me about "goon bags".
A goon bag is the silver plastic bladder from inside boxed wine. In Australia, they call them goon bags because the Aborigines will tear the bags out of a box of cheap wine and tuck it under their arm like a bagpipe so they can squirt wine into their mouths while lying on the beach.
>Aborigines
Y-yeah, it's the abbos that do that. I definitely never woke up on some random's pool table using the old reinflated goon bag pillow after a night out.
People also hang them on clotheslines with the seal broken and spin the thing around to spray cheap wine everywhere as the onlookers attempt to catch it in their faces
Goon bags aren't an abbo thing, it's a deeply held right of passage for all young Australians to get maggoted on goon and puke your guts up in the local park
Not abos but Injuns. I lived near a giant reservation growing up and I can tell you it's common for them to kill one another's dogs when they're beefing.
Not abbos, Khoi San hunter gatherers from southern Africa
South African, not Australian
africans not abos
what's the difference hehe
There's one about how they shouldn't lay down and go to sleep in the middle of the road.
More than just one actually:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_and_Delilah_(2009_film)P
great rape scene
Fireball, you plebian
Too ugly even for hollywood
Cargo
Imagine if the abo population was around 15% to 20% of the Australian population. How much worse would that country be?
You only need to look at the places with lots of them, they are always crime-ridden shitholes.
intergenerational poverty along with continued dispossession of indigenous land by foreign buyers and mining companies, has entered the chat
Those things are definitely contributors, but so are culture and victim mentality.
yeah i wrote a paper on this, they got dealt a pretty bad hand its not wonder theyre so messed up
about 3% of the population is Indigenous yet they account for around 27 % of prisons
>ignoring an IQ that renders them functionally moronic because of libtard feelgood hubris has entered the chat
>he hasn't seen Walkabout
Your loss. For me, it's The Last Wave
How come scientists are scared to admit there are separate living species of Homo?
I mean they say an Abbo is the same as a European, but a Neanderthal was more different and another species.
Discursive. If they talked about Black folk and boongs as different species, people would treat them as even more different than they are. There's just not much to be gained from that kind of semantic change. We already treat too many things as subhuman, like great apes.
Because then they'd have to admit blacks are, too. 50-60,000 years of divergence and geographic isolation is more than enough time to start evolving away from each other.
They’re not a different species because they can interbreed. Bio 101
In bio 101 you should've learned that some species are interfertile, but classed as different because they DON'T breed due to geographic distance or petrol huffing.
No, the physical barrier didn’t cause speciation yet in this example because they can still interbreed.
I guess polar bears and brown bears are, and have always been the same species then
They’re the same species
What about chimps? We might be interfertile with them, no one knows for sure. By your definition, they could be human.
Just go frick a chimp and find out
>no one knows for sure
We know.
Highly doubt it's been tried more than a few times, even in darkest congo
Chimps are fricking scary, good point.
How about orangutans? I know that talking gorilla was good to go for Robin Williams.
>How about orangutans?
We've tried them.
They're more distantly related
Really? The act the most human. Gorillas? Should Williams have fricked Amy? Or Koko? I forget which is the real one and which is in Congo.
This shit creeped me out so much when I went down the rabbit hole
is this real
Is resulting from Neanderthal cross breeding is widely accepted now, yet we still view them as wildly different.
Irrelevant point
Neanderthalds were the same exact species as modern humans.
Also, trannies aren't women, basic biology.
Neanderthalds and human are one species
Incorrect
https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/are-neanderthals-same-species-as-us.html
And we interbred just fine
Don’t care about that guy’s opinion. If they can interbreed, they’re the same species. Without that basic rule there’s no set definition of what a species even is and then there’s no point in learning about speciation.
>Without that basic rule there’s no set definition of what a species even is
Wrong. Geographic isolation is the main factor in speciation anyway. Why argue a point you don't understand?
Ok bro, an abo and a Tibetan can make viable, fertile offspring but they’re totally different species. Believe in whatever you want.
Nah bro, it's fine to throw out your field guides because most of the animals in a genus can interbreed in laboratory conditions. You're right, biology is wrong.
Ok give me your definition of what a species is.
Genetically distinct population that can't OR won't interbreed with its nearest relative. This definition allows for despeciation like with bears (and humans) I hope that doesn't make you too uncomfortable.
So abos and Europeans were different species 500 years ago and now they’re the same species because they live together and produce offspring? So they were a different species and now they’re not?
Yep, biologically speaking. You can deny it, but that's the mechanism we've always used to describe differences between animals.
Horses and donkeys can make mules
Yes but the mules are infertile. You have to be able to make viable, fertile offspring
Goal posts
But they can’t breed
NTA btw
"Can they interbreed" is a flawed definition of a species.
>What about ring species, where various populations are able to breed with their neighbours but not their neighbours' neighbours? B can breed with A and C, but A and C can't breed with each other.
>What about extinct animals? You can't necessarily tell whether different animals could interbreed based purely on skeletons or fossils.
>What about organisms that reproduce asexually? Is every individual a separate species?
>t. who remembers 9th Grade science and never went beyond
if you knew more about biology, you'd know species are now more commonly defined by genetic analysis of widely conserved genes (google "cladistics" "phylogenetics"). in bacteria this is done by comparing the 16S ribosomal subunit DNA - as soon as this method was popularised it completely changed the previous understanding of bacterial speciation which had previously been based on superficial assessments of speciation.
in humans i believe cytochrome c is the gene of interest. im sure if you compared the cytochrome c of a white European vs an Aboriginal, it would display a level of difference comparable to say a cat and a lynx
And yet Tigers are different subspecies because of muh different coloring.
that's not considered to be true anymore. its definitely true for many species, but closely related species can certainly produce offspring, for example donkeys and horses can produce mules. in a lot of instances these hybrid animals cannot produce offspring of their own due to having odd numbers of chromosomes or other reproductive barriers, but its absolutely not unequivocally true that different species cannot breed.
abos may well not strictly be homosexual sapiens but do you really think there's any scientific body redpilled enough to publish that research?
I had a biology teacher in 8th grade who was talking about genetics and went on to explain how she was reading online that abbos are a different subspecies of human. I thought nothing of it at the time, I never even knew abbos existed much less what they look like or anything. The next day she apologized to the class and said she didn’t realize the website was racist, and then she says, “anon, I’m surprised you didn’t correct me”.
Had I known then what I know now I would have had a lot more fun with it.
Why she asked you ?
Because abos are still genetically closer to europeans than Black folk are
There are enough zombie films.
Did Australia ever have a man more kino than him?
Based, just look at that pinkie. Pure SOVL
apparently he was a piece of shit
There's hundreds of them, they're all terrible. Australian movies, barring a tiny handful, all suck.
There's plenty of good Australian movies, none of them have abo's though
kino
>that video
Lynchian
Imagine writing such shite music that you have to juxtapose it against cavemen banging sticks together and grunting to make it sound better by comparison.
Antony is kino
No.
Yes. Art is art, homie. I don't give a frick is the artist is a troony or a wife beater
>Yes. Art is art, homie.
Imagine using the term "homie" while pretentiously defending a troony singer being ragged on ITT because of a failed effort to use abos as a prop by using the cliche "art is art." If you had said "there's no accounting for taste" I might not have called you a homosexual with shit taste. You're a homosexual with shit taste. (inb4 run on).
That's a troony.
My fricking sides. I only knew that guy from singing a song about his "lady story" where couldn't help himself from putting in a bunch of lyrics about body mutilation "breast AHHHMP-U-tay-SHUN").
I remember when the comments used to be open on that video. it was brutal
Screen caps, please. If available.
>1:47
THEY FRICKING CRACK UP
MY SIDES
There are plenty of docus about Australian fauna.
abo KINO coming through:
Looks like a black Ernest Bourgnine
>Ernest Bourgnine
>E. Bourgnine
>E. Borigine
Huh. In plain sight the whole time.
who will play them in the inevitable biopic
>Not posting the image from UNSW's facebook page that has a little comment added shortly after the upload requesting that "everyone treat this as the positive news story it was intended to be and not make any comments which would take emphasis away from the fantastic achievements of our new indigenous doctors"
>record number of indigenous doctors graduate
>not pictured
>trust me bro
Those are the abo doctors pictured, the majority of abo's in Australia are actually just white people who are like 1/8th abo, or even not abo at all cause every government form just asks "if you identify as aboriginal or Torres strait Islander"
>1/8th abo
You're an abo if you say you're an abo. Literally. It's even more lax than troony shit.
Pretty much, it's a fricking joke
i know white-passing aboriginal australians who are still visually identifiable as aboriginal, but yes, if you want an example of truly bullshit claims look no further than Bruce Pascoe
Sweet Country is about abos and one of the worst films I ever saw.
The abos are speaking English and still need subtitles.
It was one of the worst edited films I ever saw but it still won a best editing award.
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>humans can’t breed with other animals that’s what makes us a different species
Explain this
there is, i've seen it. don't remember what it was about though
Rabbit Proof Fence
Had to watch it 6 million times in high school
Same, holy shit it was fricking boring, how did they think a movie about 3 kids walking and saying "we want to go home" was a good idea
sounds like woke Walkabout for kids
Not to butt in here, but I always thought of different races like different dog breeds. A pug is not a cane corse, but they’re both still dogs.
true, pitbulls are like the Black folk of dogs
There's that scene in the right stuff. Movie is so based
Fricking zoomers, you missed the best movie made about abos. This one features a brave American cowboy killing a bunch of dirty racist Australian bigots to protect the abos.
Cool. I like movies where the bad guys win.
Google says that their dna is different from ours, as in vastly different implying there are not even human in category.
What are they? Could this maybe apply to Africans too?
Take that, Chang!
Anyone remember this?
if American indians were like this, we wouldn't have reservations
this reminds me i need to watch The Tracker. the only other exceptional film in this vein i can think of is Walkabout
There is, this kino!
dont mind abos, peaceful good natured people
just very dim witted that's all
they're not really ugly until they get old
don't know what causes it but probably has something to do with living in the middle of the desert and drinking themselves to death
people think of them as blacks but they're completely different, they're very non-violent and meek
Yeah but at least it's mostly just petty crimes like public drunkenness and shop lifting and shit, unlike Black folk they don't usually go out murdering and raping and having gangwars and shit
They literally aren't human
Does anyone know a movie with some white-haired abos where twins are born and the elder cuts one of their ankles to tell them apart? i only saw like 5 minutes of it a long time ago and i still wonder what it was.
the tracker was pretty good
I heard a story of an aussie trucker that was driving in the middle of the outback, middle of nowhere type place and a sleeping abbo was the middle of the road and suddenly got up at the last second, gets hit and the truck just absolutely destroys him. Like there's bones and guts all over the place, barely any remains of the abbo, and the truck is just dripping blood. Anyway the aussie dude is freaking out and calls the Australian equivalent of sheriff or whatever to report that he just killed a guy. The sheriff shows up, sees the remains, and is like "Poor little bugger.... Well, there's nothin' ya could've done, mate" and just lets the trucker go after a 30 second analysis.
There's an old saying in Hollywood. "Never work with children or animals"
Can abbos speak?
this kino by Nicolas Roeg . The girl was underage when they were shooting the film btw
>www.ABOED.com
Not what happens. Proper kino fillum