Why arent they fucking?

>To save the Kryptonian race
>They can’t really have sex with humans because they would crush them.
>Clark grew up in Kansas

What is the problem?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>To save the Kryptonian race
    Why would they save a white race lmfao fuck off chud.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those look like cosplayers.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superman grew up on earth and as a human, he doesn't give a shit about Krypton. Also, they are cousins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But they can’t have sex with humans. Surely they get horny because they couldn’t do things to humans they could do with each other due to super strenght

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can have sex with humans, clark does it with Lois. They just need to control their strength when doing it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Clark is suppressing 99% of his strength when fucking Lois. You call that sex? The thing he would do to Supergirl, Lois can’t compare.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It takes a special type of non-talent to make Bruce Timm designs look so ugly and unsexy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Not in the ass
            Cringe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        superman and lois literally have twins

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        supes has a lot of bullshit technology on the fortress that allows him to do what the fuck he wants.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ao he has to bring Loid there every time for anal penetration with Lois?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you touch blue kriptonite,you lose the powers and not in an agresive way like with green kriptonite.
            that would be a way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just buy a red sun lamp for your bedroom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, they are cousins
      Second cousins create the healthiest children.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, they are cousins
      So what? In the Bible Lot has sex with his own daughters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, they are cousins
      cousins can get married in Japan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That just makes it hotter

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superman looks like the cashier from my local porn store.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arent they the only two Kryptonians alive?

    If that's so, who would their kids reproduce with?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don't they make Bizzaro

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      makes sense

      https://i.imgur.com/Uhwkjm9.jpg

      >To save the Kryptonian race
      >They can’t really have sex with humans because they would crush them.
      >Clark grew up in Kansas

      What is the problem?

      why the fuck is he so swarthily gnomish?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sexual chemistry between them was off the charts.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Captain Israel?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the guy playing superman looks more like bizzaro

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kal-El Ogro Americano

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are, actually. He keeps meaning to impregnate her, but he accidentally ends up using her throat instead every time.
    My uncle works for DC and this is 1000% canon btw.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    APOLOGIZE

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros wtf is that new CW batman show?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep casting handsome men to play Superman? He doesn't need to be good looking, why not make him ugly?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Philtrum!

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember racists having mental breakdowns when Dean Cain was Superman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dean Cain is not white?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's half-japanese apparently.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superman doesn't really like Kryptonians all that much, he identifies as a Human and an American.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't repopulate a race with 2 people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam and Eve?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't exist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least with Earth genetics. Kryptionians might be able to.

      But once you look too closely into genetics, the whole Superman backstory falls apart anyway. There would never be a parallel evolution on a completely separate planet of a species that looks 100% like humans.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kara is super retarded, of course Clark wouldnt want to breed a downie

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman now has untrustworthy looking gnomish phenotype
    Its all so tiresome
    No one IRL with those beady eyes is up to any good

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