WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING CHUDS WATCHING THE LATEST MARVEL CAPESHIT!?!???!?!?! ARE YOU RACIST OR SOMETHING!??!!?!??!

WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING CHUDS WATCHING THE LATEST MARVEL CAPESHIT!?!???!?!?!

ARE YOU RACIST OR SOMETHING!??!!?!??!

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      My brother

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how superheroes not being a fun event isn’t connected to the diversity in that posters mind

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s the same guy who said white male heroes were over after the Han Solo movie flopped.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol it's funny because he's implying the diversification isn't part of the reason people stopped watching

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima said it was shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He should have known better. There must be nothing good in theaters right now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's literally retarded

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kojima watches every movie and he has shit tier taste.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit. His Criterion closet picks are good. Although that Maneskin band sucks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maneskin is also terrible

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO WAY, this dingus loves all the woke shit. He loved Barbie, he loved the D&D movie (though really that's just because he's obsessed with Sophia Lillis) and he even loved the female Ghostbusters.

      This movie must be a new low for the MCU.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the biggest indicator of how bad it's flopping. Kojima has shit taste and is a huge starfucker. If it was doing good, he would say it was great just to stay on the positive side of the trend. If even this dumbshit is piling on, then it's over. And imagine using shit like Maneskin as a palate cleanser for meal of shit. Even Greta Van Fleet would be.a better choice and that band is shit as well.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying superhero franchises would still have been automatic events with this kind of diversity at the start

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scott is losing his mind and just spamming words. the black box is under too much pressure.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, sexist too. But that's not why I'm not gonna watch it. I just don't like garbage movies, especially when they're "adaptations" that shit all over the source material.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I torrented Captain Marvel years agoand I hated it. Zero charm and absolute shit.

    This somehow looks even worse. Disneymarvel would have to pay me €50 to watch this turd.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, but I didn't even watch it. It just sits in a folder. I'll probably do the same with this movie, and never watch it. Same with Black Panther and Eternals.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm very racist, sexist, and I hate homosexuals but that's not why I have no interest in this movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total Chvd victory once more

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid fuck doesn't realize nobody would have watched this shit even during Marvels heyday BECAUSE it had a bunch of useless cunts in it.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >automatic event
    Aids-communists' brains are weird and disturbing. Must be all the aids and communism.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      plz poz my neghole, daddy!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lets make it the biggest superhero flop of all time.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every Marvel film after Endgame have a community theater-tier actor as a lead/co-lead. The Photon lady seemed like amateur hour when put in a scene with Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany in WandaVision. And don't get me started on Shang-Chi

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Elizabeth Olsen
      is a joke of an actress though

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So now I have to watch shitty cape movies to avoid being labeled racist? That's harsh man

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf the year of the chud was supposed to be over already…

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Needs more depth of field

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This entire tweet reads as pure copium overdose
    >w-w-we only wanted to make 6 million! its a plan to diversify!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck is he drawing Jaks?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the dude quoting your post with a soijak picture

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was debate class and he was showing his opponent what he says and looks like

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't in that class and I look like that and say that, feeling dumb now huh bucko?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ARE YOU RACIST OR SOMETHING!??!!?!??!
    Yes, but the movie is shit too.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im esl as fuck so that might be on me but i literally dont understand what that tweet means.
    Not even memeing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically he is saying the movie flopped because Marvel movies are no longer an automatic event and that they started diversity only when that happened.
      Retarded as fuck take tbh.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's sarcasm.
        >big THANKS for waiting until woke superhero fatigue had set in and no one spent money on tickets to cast a bunch of women

        Black Panther:
        >black AND gay lead
        >le 90% "diverse" cast
        Fuck is she on about anyway?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is why we are saying it is a retarded take.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she
          OH HAHAHA I looked at that passive aggressive smart ass tweet and immediately thought it was from a woman

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            passive aggressive and sarcasm are feminine traits so it's forgivable
            Joss Whedon and his snark quips have a lot to answer for

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ummm sweetie tumblr, reddit & twitter helped make sassy snark extremely popular amongst only the most hilarious and side splittingly funny amatuer/semi pro comedians. Sorry not sorry you just don't get the joke. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand snark

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's definitely a private school, but I can't see a single pale face

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I could be wrong but I imagine some hood schools have hard dress codes to prevent the niglets from repping gang shit

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do public schools have those fucking expensive digital projector whiteboards?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i guess this is all part of the curriculum at ron clark academy. why are they like this?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >letting kids dance on tables and chairs

          Why are naggers like this

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > the blacks! the blacks! the blacks!
            > what are they doing?
            > the kids, danced on a table

            you must've gone to a very boring school

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I guess I did.

              Dancing on tables and chairs is both pointless and dangerous. Any worthwhile teacher would stop this behavior

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You must be a mutt if that was a normal thing to see in school

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's OK, whitey's guilt money will buy us some new chairs

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black people are jesters

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's sarcasm.
      >big THANKS for waiting until woke superhero fatigue had set in and no one spent money on tickets to cast a bunch of women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's basically saying "wow, thanks disney for waiting until the capeshit fatigue settles in to put minorities in the movies"
      He's a whiny homo, basically

    • 4 weeks ago
      anon

      Basically:
      >marvels are flopping
      >because the genre itself is dead
      >the user laments that mcu only gets black female heroes at that point

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Essentially, what he’s saying is “I’m a homosexual”.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he blames disney for making their movies all-female "too late," when people stopped caring about the brand already. he does not consider the possibility that people stopped caring about the brand BECAUSE of the "diversification."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's saying you should kys if you are brown.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have not willfully watched a superhero movie since Iron Man 2 (and that was for Sam Rockwell, I didn't watch Iron Man 1 at all)

    These movies are so fucking boring, the beats are more predictable than a Planetary Assault Systems track, and the special effects are as good as PS3-era prerendered cutscenes (games in real time look more impressive than these movies)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >These movies are so fucking boring
      How do you know?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody ever dies and nothing ever happens in hollywood pg12-13 films

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Damnit Disney, you could've smuggled this shit in sooner when the sheep were willing to watch ANYTHING

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck are these two next to brie are supposed to be?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Captain Africa and Mexicogirl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mexicogirl
        Dont brung us into this, thats a paki brown not a spic brown

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the main reasons why the movie flopped

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who can't they hire hotter actresses, I'm not paying to see The Mids

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm racist and sexist (homophobic too) but i would still watch something starring a woman, even a black one
    A month ago i finished pic related

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good taste

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only they had release the uncensored version...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cast the superior Axel Braun remake

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get this. Justice League flopped in 2017, X-Men Dark Phoenix and Hellboy flopped in 2019, the peak of the MCU. It was never automatic event, Marvel just had a good track record

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gibbering nonsense is the main effect of unfiltered copium overdose

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >characters that already existed
    >this is diversifying the franchise

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    capeshit stopped being an automatic event because of the forced diversity and wokeism.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://cosmicbook.news/the-marvels-box-office-collapsing-internationally
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The US is literally the only place that cares about the Marvels

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do theaters get paid to play this slop and take away from playing something else to actually turn a profit? You could screen the first Jurassic Park in surround sound or something and bring in a ton of people bored with nothing to do over the weekend.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Biggest slopflop of all time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it's €6 for a ticket, that averages out at 147 total people across all viewings per cinema

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >less than half the Spanish opening for Ruby Gillman
        Krakheads we stay winning

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In spain tickets go from 6 to 15 euros easily, 6 euros in Albacete, 15 in Madrid and Barcelona.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >getting btfo by the flash
      >it has a bigger budget and more marketing
      You wouldn't believe how fucking joever it is

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The foreign box office is also said to be similar to DC’s Blue Beetle, The Flash, and Black Adam — all of which bombed.
      Well which one is it because there's about a 100 mil increase between Blue Beetle, Flash and Black Adam

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the thumb I thought Brie was facing away from the camera looking over her shoulder.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gentlemen, congratulations. We've successfully weathered the popularity storm our franchise had, and now we can finally release all the movies starring women that we had just lying around on the shelf.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white male who has made a career talking about box office bullshit for 15+ years crying that marvel took too long to add diversity
    l m a o

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mexico and Latin America can still save this fucking garbage. We latinos have the shittiest taste for movies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not this time brazil and mexico are rejecting this movie, any they usually LOVE any shit marvel throws

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, we don't.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brazil is not latin america THOUGH

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it is..., they're not hispanic, but they are latino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We latinos have the shittiest taste for movies
      Yeah but we also like to see good looking woman in our movies and The Marvels doesn't provide in that front.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I apprreciate you seperating Mexico from latinamerica.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It just magically stooped being an automatic event when diversity hit. A wizard did it.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pic
    >boohoo it's le conspiracy of the evil studios that want diversity movies to fail!!
    Kek get fucked.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it wasn't made for me

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the Thanos Saga but all nu Marvel movies have been meh even as popcorn flicks.
    Strange 2 had some interesting scenes and direction but the overall thang still fell bad. Wanda sucks.

    I dunno why Disney doesn't just chill with MCU shit for a bit. Surely the money coming in from them isnt as high as before

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly they are greedy, or is controlled by greed by having to show the shareholders how GOOD THINGS ARE.
      thats why they announced a ton of marvel and star wars shows to be like: Hey look here all the shit that are coming and is suure to bring a profit to us!

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the trailer looked bad and the scenes all look fake and CGI and green screen (which they are)
    see? didnt even have to be racist to trash the movie

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is 0 zero white men in this movie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what diversity means.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That tweet doesn't make sense. black panther and captain marvel were both "events" despite being dogshit movies.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ARE YOU RACIST OR SOMETHING!??!!?!??!
    Dont forget sexist

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >damn it sure is a shame that people stopped giving a shit about Marvel right after they pushed the boat out on the women and naggers thing, probably just a complete coincidence with no causal link whatsoever haha

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men Age 25+ are the majority of viewers

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have put more gay chicks into it and made them even more lame, surely that's where the problem is.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand. Marvel has always been diverse since the start. There have always been several black or women herpes.

    They just should have stopped throwing shit out after endgame when they didn't have a plan and everyone stopped caring. It ran it's cycle. It's literally over.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Marvel has always been diverse
      Not really. Their solo leads were exclusively white men until Black Panther and Captain Marvel. Fucking DC beat them to punch on female solo with Wonder Woman.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > solo leads were exclusively white
        israeli is white? Ironman, Black Widow, Antman to name a few

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black Widow didn’t get a movie until later. And yes RDJ and Rudd count as white

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            RDJ counts as white but definitely not gigakike Rudd

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have been since 2020. The stare induced riots removed all my good will and now they all are at fault for placating it. If there are blacks in anything now it's all disingenuous race baiting. The kicker is all of this placating to naggers is racist. White Mans Burden.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney has fallen:

    Updated release dates for upcoming Disney releases:

    Untitled Deadpool Sequel - July 26, 2024
    Mufasa: The Lion King - December 20, 2024
    Captain America: Brave New World - February 14, 2025
    Thunderbolts - July 25, 2025
    Blade - November 7, 2025

    >Disney's The Marvels grossed an estimated $6.6M from Thursday preview shows

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney has fallen:
      Billions must be pozzed

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the thing I do find funny is seeing all the women say they aren't going to go watch it because of all the misogyny the film is generating from men who wont watch it.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did watch it. On 123movies.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RELEASE THE ARCHITECT CUT

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ???

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon.... The Architect works for DC.
        It's over for Marvel.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do israelites really not understand that the diversity is what made these things stop being events? Super heroes are popular with teenage boys, if you pander to teenage boys, you will make money. If you don't, you won't. Simple as. Venom, Suicide Squad (the first one with the sexy chicks) all made a ton of money despite critics hating them, because teenage boys like Venom and sexy chicks, it's crazy how stupid these Hollywood israelites can be.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when that guy made fun of the idea that there could be a capeshit fatigue in every article he wrote?

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie tickets aren’t cheap and concessions are extremely overpriced. Why would I waste my money on a shit movie?

    One cool thing is that one of my local theaters plays old kino. Got to see Alien and Aliens in a double feature for cheaper than that pile of dogshit

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >went from a 54% rating yesterday to a 61% rating today
    Did the Disney checks take longer to clear this time? What's the opposite of review bombing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the opposite of review bombing?
      Consensus cracking, narrative shaping, advertising, propaganda, lying, Judaism.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no this is a huge blow for diversity!
    That spider verse shit did fine. Maybe people just don't want this film?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's fucking Spider-Man and Pete was in the first one. People got tricked again exactly like with the new spider-man game.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched a superhero film in 11 years.

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, I'm just tired of black people. I'm tired of hearing about them, I'm tired of needing to deal with them, and I just don't want to see them in my movies. Nine times in ten, if a movie casts a black now, the plot and dialogue will revolve around "blackness" and goddamn if that isn't just the most boring and overdone topic of all time. The special something that made that first block of films fun is long gone.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They managed to find a black girl without a booty for this movie. Incredible.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too busy watching youtube

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even Teyona's butt looks awful in these baggy anti-camel toe suits from Kevin Feige, they manage to make even actresses with some curves look bad
    Someone fire this man!

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i read the critic reviews and found out that it wasn't a film for comic book fans so i didn't bother watching

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