Why can't Hollywood make a proper Tomb Raider movie?

Why can't Hollywood make a proper Tomb Raider movie?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sexo

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look at the shine on that 1911, corrrrrr

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spends all day climbing on shit
    >has stick arms
    when will hollywood pressure women to cultivate mass like they do with men?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because we want sexy women not rood monkeys.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because only trannies want women to look like men

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/bpZk7CD.jpg

        Why can't Hollywood make a proper Tomb Raider movie?

        you're aware that's a filter, are you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't ruin it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not even a "filter", right? It's completely fake, photoshop. She's a fake woman, right? They found who the real woman is or believed to be?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A boob filter? Cause otherwise, I don't care.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its not a filter, it's a completely constructed face made on photoshop.
            idk why the retard said its a "filter" kek.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't ruin it

        Zoomers are so used to filters they don't even know what human faces look like anymore. She looks like someone pasted a 13-year old girls face on an 20-something chick.

        Something's clearly off, looks like those deepfakes of Emma Watson and Elle Fanning etc.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or maybe you're just a gay?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares. I'm never going to meet this woman in real life. Fuck do I care if she's a middle aged roastie using a filter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          filters only exist cause white women age like shit

          if you follow asian girls this doesn't happen...nuff said!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lara should have at least some muscles, come on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how get wife like this^
      if i have arms like this v

      no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sauce

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who dis?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my mom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the perfect tomb raider

      Get that fit chick from the android wife movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's not busty enough. Would she be willing to wear fakes like Lily James?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SEX SEX SEX AWOOOOGA

    COOOOOOOOOOM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what he said

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6S4RMql0eqE

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the perfect tomb raider

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should know boxing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice mound

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why can't hollywood make a proper kite (unabridged, unrated, uncut, director's cut, special edition, open matte) adaptation?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      India Eisley being spread open and raped in front of her boyfriend for five minutes would have been hot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fat belly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dream is multi season hentai thriller like Kite or Mezzo forte. Can you imagine that?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the 2018 had some things right but the way it immediately switched from scared girl to bad ass fighter chick ruined it
    after that the movie kind of becomes incoherent

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood can't make a proper anything movie these days.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tomb raider is boring who cares

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She could've made a great Lara Croft back when she was in her prime. Unfortunately she looks too skinny and bogged lately.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hate what she's done to herself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        barf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a chud and not even like a good chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf happened? looks like a chud

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The proper casting alone would be incompatible with their (and their journo-pets) virtue signalling. Vikander is a good actress but she was clearly unsuitable for the role.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nu-lara is flat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, she's definitely not as busty, but I wouldn't call her flat.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *mogs Lara Croft*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too flat

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one of the first pair of tits i ever saw was a lara croft cosplay on a bus at like 360, huge implants and super grainy. zoom zooms dont know how good they have it

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one can believe a woman as an action hero.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too busy raping

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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