Why can't normies ever know the difference between a cook and a chef?

Why can't normies ever know the difference between a cook and a chef?
>Chef: Writes the menu, cuts the checks, shows the sous how things are cooked and plated, cooks when he feels like it
>Sous "chef": Gave up any semblance of a day off and makes less money on salary than he did hourly because now he does everything that the chef doesn't want to do, for 120 hours a week
>Cook: Might make a dollar or two above minimum wage but makes more than the sous chef who took a salary like a dumb b***h and less than the dishwasher who gets tips for some reason aka literally everyone back of house who isn't the chef or the sous
Posts about this character "being an ace chef from Michelin starred restaurants" are moronic. I've cooked in plenty of michelin starred restaurants and was treated like shit and paid next to nothing because there's always a million other c**ts who will take peanuts to work at "resume builders" even if they've been working back of house for over a decade. That's this guy. He was a cook. Any former chef at a michelin starred place can write cookbooks or join restaurant ownership groups until they die, not fricking actually cook.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up loser and make my steak

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp why are chefs always so self absorbed? Yes. Cooking is an art and it's cool and all but all these dudes act like they're gods when usually they're just party animal buttholes.
      My uncle was a really good chef and managed a really high end restaurant in Palm springs then went on to own his own restaurant but retired and he doesn't act like this although he is kind of a burly hard ass but he's pretty humble even though he knows he's really good.
      He ended up retiring and sells gold or something to israelite the israelite.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dudes act like they're gods when usually they're just party animal buttholes.
        That's it, threads over.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand a thing you just said

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will be sending back my burger because its funny. Fricking loser

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie nobody cares working in the service industry is for morons

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares, and restaurant culture is fricking cringe.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just order food from doordash.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares what the kitchen wagie is called, as long as he makes the food properly.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for your service.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Bear was the sous or head chef. At least high up in the hierarchy at places he worked at?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being the sous chef is like being the highest rated show on The CW

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cook is the english for chef

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The heat of the cook chefs the egg

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      PRISONER NUMBER 15
      BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reference to colorless tsukuru was the funniest thing I've ever seen
    millennials really are writers now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked that book

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >colorless tsukuru
      what is that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of Murakamis weakest books.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Murakamis
          who?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly. Its basic b***h arthoe literature from japan.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No way, it's easily his most gripping

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve dropped Norwegian wood 3 times now. The guy writes with the repulsive “ennui” of an upper class person struggling with “depression”

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He cracked in the last episode for this reason. It's fricking genius, self aware, knowledgeable, writing.

    It's what will make season 3 interesting to see him or the black lass turn chef or at least attempt to make chef

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And this kind of cringe shit is why no restaurants can find cooks at the moment, we're watching the industry collapse before our very eyes.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude Im a CHEF! I have like tattoos and muscles and I curse and yell and Im basically like a moody rock star. Cant take the heat? Then get out of my kitchen because this is SERIOUS!
    The Restaurant industry is so incredibly gay and up its own ass. Just make my girlfriends food and shut the frick up, stop pretending youre like some shell shocked combat vet, and stop pretending your kitchen full of drug addicted morons is some motley crew of artist or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and stop pretending your kitchen full of drug addicted morons is some motley crew of artist or something
      Would you deprive them of their only non-pharmaceutical coping mechanism?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna watch "character drama" shows that romanticize a shit way of life and shit line of work.

    What's next? A bright and high IQ spelunker decides on a whim to be a plumber and has to wad through waves of wienerroaches and feces to unclog an aborted fetus while tackling racism in the city above him?

    Frick off.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's on coke, and usually on edge all the time for no reason because that makes you super serious cook guy..As he's flipping burgers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds about right. A gripping character drama, written by a libshit that has never worked a day in his life, about a diverse crew of plumbers working in a gentrified inner city neighborhood that drops references to buddhism and Paul Auster. Also one of the Black person plumbers gets an episode where he makes a pilgrimage to Poland to elevate his craft lmao.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >makes a pilgrimage to Poland to elevate his craft
        kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that drops references to buddhism and Paul Auster.
        Do you get equally triggered when a peasant in a remote village quotes Iranian poetry in a Kiarostami picture?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          When most peasants cant even read, just like Black folk dont read since thats whiteboy shit, then yeah it gets an immediate eyeroll.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a pleb with no understanding of film as an art form. Stop sucking the dick of "muh realism".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pilgrimage to Poland
        Lol.. I could watch a show about plumbing though. Like a story about a millennial who is really self obsessed and arrogant but then falls out of law school and starts to work at his cousins plumbing company. His snobbish girlfriend keeps giving him hell about being a “shitsmith” but then he dumps her for his childhood friend who works at a nursing home. It would be a cross between Paterson and The Company Men

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds about right. A gripping character drama, written by a libshit that has never worked a day in his life, about a diverse crew of plumbers working in a gentrified inner city neighborhood that drops references to buddhism and Paul Auster. Also one of the Black person plumbers gets an episode where he makes a pilgrimage to Poland to elevate his craft lmao.

      I'd watch it.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marco thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a pretentious homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He actually says how good the supermarket is and the food you get for the price is reasonable.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get arms like this bros?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be a manlet. I just looked it up and most sites say hes 5'7" .So hes 5'5" on a good day.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cook my food, homosexual.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't normies ever know the difference between a cook and a chef?

    Do you know all the definitions and technical terms in an area that you aren't an expert in?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do when it's my job to write about it

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people really don’t know this.
    My favorite restaurant the real chief comes in during the day for a few hours and leaves by 4pm, he isn’t cooking.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard can it possibly be to make the same dishes ten thousand times over?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was the prep done? How hungover is the grill guy? Did back stove run out of bakes again? What day is the week is it? On and on and on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s funny is most American restaurant food is especially simple. Because it is expected to be served within 30 minutes of being ordered.
      The fancier places have more complex reductions and such for prepped sauces, that can be poured over. But things like baked infusions and three step meat cooking is pretty much non existent.
      You aren’t going to see them crush a live bird and cook a stuffed delicusy with a blood sauce either.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t the point that he was a “cook” at a fancy restaurant but dropped it to become a “chef” at this non-fancy one? I’m using your own terms here, but I’m guessing the official title of everyone at a Michelin restaurant is “chef”… sure, you have a difference between the guy writing the menu and the guy cutting vegetables… but surely even the guy cutting vegetables at a fancy place is expected to know a decent amount. I’d certainly regard them higher than a “head chef” at a place like Applebees even if there is an obvious difference in their position in their hierarchies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy cutting vegetables at a michelin restaurant is no better than the guy doing the same shit but also doing more shit at a smaller dive. They both get paid shit. The only difference is the guy at the Michelin restaurant has that on his resume and might get a reference and get taught something if he sucks enough dick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, you learn more any time you're in an environment of more highly skilled people. Dives are usually a small number of employees with more bad habits to pick up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If so many people are willing to cut vegetables at a Michelin star restaurant as a “resume builder” how would they not be able to select someone better/more experienced than the local Applebees? I’m using your own internal logic here.
        My cousin worked fine dining right after culinary school and he said without the degree (or certification) and a good reference he never would have got the job. And it was 99% b***h work but you’d still be expected to have some skills.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your whorkaholic substance abusing 14 hours on the job and eating scraps chef, bro 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not unrealistic once you take into account hes as tall as your average zoomer middle schooler.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be reasonable for somebody that isn't the head chef tbh. You're barely eating shit for 12 hours a day and there's a good chance you're offloading delivery trucks multiple days a week. I've never seen a Schwarzenegger bodybuilder tier cook, but lots of them are pretty lean and muscular.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "cooking" world is absolute miserable, such a shitty culture.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime I think movie budgets are a money laundering scheme I look at shit like this and realize it took a whole day and crew to make some homosexual foodie channel clip for making a grilled cheese sandwich. Favreaus pet project so you know it wasnt a second unit shot.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this show shilled so much on Cinemaphile lately? Hulu shills need to get better tv shows. No I'm not watching this show.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are people talking about a current show on my media politics board

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are like little baby. The brigade system is even gayer than what you have described.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this show take a dive in season 2? I watched the first one last night and other than the out of place Snyder cut line and Marcus and Sydney facing no repercussions for their massive frick ups in episode 7 it was really good.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chefs have to dress like gays, with homosexual pants and a stupid chef hat. Cooks can wear anything.

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