Why couldn’t he beat Sheev?

Why couldn’t he beat Sheev?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yoda is weaker at battling and weaker in the Force. Simple as.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >weaker at force
      bullshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        I think the point of that force explosion was that they are about equal in the force. Why Yoda decided he lost after falling down I do not know.

        because he knew he could not beat palpatine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They should have tag teamed him. And then tag teamed Anakin. Even if Anakin gets away after Pops dies and Anakin is left in charge the rebellion would go much faster since Anakin would be a horrible and moronic ruler.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think the point of that force explosion was that they are about equal in the force. Why Yoda decided he lost after falling down I do not know.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Palpatine had the high ground, duh.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's a midget

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to your new home, freak.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sheev can only be defeated by treachery

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where does he tailor his clothes?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sheev had been hanging out with Dooku, the greatest lightsaber duelist of their time.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because rey is chosen one

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't all of the jedi

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Palpatine had some kind of sith meth crack crystal that boosted his forces powers 10x

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was a prequel, letting him alive was the only option Lucas had

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yoda had a power level of 8051 and could only reach Super Saiyan 2, whereas Sheev had a power level of 9010 and could reach Super Saiyan 3

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The way it was presented I always interpreted them as equals

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He puts up a good fight at least

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did people get so butthurt about Yoda with a lightsaber when the lightsaber is primarily the weapon for battles between force users? It would be lame and boring if they just tried choking each other out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because he is an old sage. If he was in his prime I could see it snd force battles can be good if well done. Didn't Palpatine in old age say he was above lightsabers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yoda and Sidious throwing the senate seats at each other was cool as frick. Just do something like that with the force. Besides, my problem isn't with Yoda having a lightsaber, it's with his fighting style being a bunch of goofy high-speed spinning in the air.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only vadar can use force choke.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he be in exile in episode v if he could have beaten Sheev himself?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Jedi council was punished for their hubris. Yoda could not beat sheev because the sin of pride was holding him
    back.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Jim Hensen's arm was up his ass

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is too old. Yoda would own him in his prime. Also, he is the only one we see stop-force lightning with his hands.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was said if Yoda became a sith he would have been stronger than palpatine

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sheev was the bigger fish.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sheev had the high ground because hes taller

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he just got kinda unlucky it was 50/50 idk lol

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he had the high ground

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yodas a oldhead israelite

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He pussied out. Palpatine was dangling from a ledge like an idiot and Yoda just bolted because for the first time in his long life, he was in a fight he wasn't sure he would win. And despite his old age and everything he had built being destroyed, he lacked the bravery to go until either he was dead, or Palpatine was dead. Yoda is a coward, and he did basically everything wrong in both the PT and the OT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obi Wan and Yoda could've saved the galaxy if the idiots didn't split up and they confronted Palpatine together instead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Side powers transfers from one user to another since the Rule of 2 was established.

        If they ganged up on Palpatine all of his power would transfer into Anakin and he'd be even more dangerous. If they teamed up to kill Anakin then Palpatine will just find another apprentice and there is still a status quo in favor of the Empire.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If anakin killed obi wan and kept all his body parts chances are he would have killed Palpatine at some point in time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            all sheev had to do was suggest the sith had a myth about bringing people back from the dead, anakin's a fricking dummy there is no way he's beating the sheevster

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >If they ganged up on Palpatine all of his power would transfer into Anakin and he'd be even more dangerous.
          That's not how the rule of two ever worked, unless Disney has done something moronic I'm not aware of. The powers don't just magically transfer. The Sith master actually trains their apprentice until the apprentice is strong enough to kill the master, ensuring that each new Sith Lord is eventually stronger than the previous one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't yoda do his throw lightsaber thingy and cut palpy in half when he was hanging for dear life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He needed to recover it, it got knocked from his hand when he fell but he could have easily recovered it. Palpatine probably wouldn't still be dangling by that time, but instead of continuing the fight to the death, Yoda just ran.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because yoda would have slipped on a banana peel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Yoda should have became an hero

      Would have been a short movie

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sheev house retirement is better and he gets better meds for its "old people problems"
    Yoda gets generic brands and new age garbage.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Battle for the fate of the Galaxy
    >Sheev is having such a fun time he’s laughing his ass off even when dangling from a ledge.
    Genuinely love this fight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      must've been really fun for the actor

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because the dark side is stronger in combat but the light side is stronger in a metaphysical sense.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yoda should have had much more versatility with the Force, being nearly 900 years old. Sheev was in his fifties.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sheev should've been unnaturally old too
      I thought he was some 1000 year old evil wizard in ROTJ and was disappointed when I found out he wasn't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, me too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fifties.
      Sixties, actually.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark side is naturally stronger.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sheevs got moron strength

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he couldnt stop hitting himself

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sith Masters > Jedi masters >= Sith apprentices > Jedi apprentices

    The only reason Sheev didn't openly start a a war because he was the only Sith master and they are very selfish in nature so no team ups.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine defending the prequels after this scene.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yoda and sheev
    >anakin and obiwan
    Yep, that’s a good balance. Yoda lost the battle by chance when they were blown apart. Sheev was flung into a pod while Yoda was flung into the center of the room. Meanwhile, Obiwan and Anakin were perfectly matched. Obiwan was on the back step because he couldn’t hurt anakin until pushed to the edge. Shit was kino and I miss George.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All memes and shit aside Palpatine has the slickest style in the whole galaxy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He does.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All memes and shit aside Palpatine has the slickest style in the whole galaxy.

        Papa Palpy is absolutely the best character in the movies if not all of Star Wars.

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