Why did?

Why did Cinemaphile never tell me how kino the baseball scene from Twilight was?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We tried our best to forget and here you are opening up old wounds.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl when my wife showed me this movie I sat up and paid attention to this scene

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn’t like baseball
        Sad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally the most boring sport there is. I'd watch Golf over it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally the most boring sport there is. I'd watch Golf over it.

          Baseball is better than golf you dumb homosexual. You've never even touched a golf club in your gay life.
          And you're both gay because hockey is the only sport worth watching.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raw kino

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day twilight queer

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen this movie. I think the scene would be better if it were just girls and they played up the bullying aspect, like the blonde who gets called out pinches Kristen, yanks a lock of her hair, or body checks her. The black haired one could be a glutton who can't stop looking at Kristy's neck and licking her lips, rubbing her tummy etc

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funny it was the moment i knew this movie was utterly moronic, well that and the excessive blue tint that proved the direction was garbage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the excessive blue tint that proved the direction was garbage
      Oh yeah, because dreary colours are almost unknown in modern movies...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro look at any scene from twilight is is the most imbalanced coloring youll ever see besides movies that make mexico scenes completely orange

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twilight is the perfect example of so bad it's good

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thing is Twilight saga is way better than modern Marvel/woke slob.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's homosexual shit and you're a feminised zoomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        bella swan

        wouldn't have it any other way

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cause of alice

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mid-air collision as lightning cracks in the background

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first Twilight is pure unadulterated kino. The other movies are legit trash, but the first one is amazing.

    Also, the last 20 minutes of the final movie is also pure unadulterated kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon.. you gotta stop saying “pure unadulterated kino”

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you gotta stop sucking wiener

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've warmed up somewhat to the first movie too (and the end of the last movie), but Breaking Dawn Part 1 remains my least favorite film, ever. The last book absolutely did not have enough material to be broken into two movies, but greed prevailed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did it with the last Harry Potter. Just some hand wringing investors wanting to double dip on ticket sales. Sad!

        The first one is legit good as a mid 2000s era comfy slice of life teen movie.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >comfy
          hardly especially not with that tint
          >slice of life
          maybe if you're an emo girl, a manipulative chad, or a deadbeat dad, as a PNWester it doesnt even feel like a slice of that
          >teen
          definitely
          >legit good
          yeah its almost as good as Star Wars Phantom Menace and the first transformers movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus are people now pretending that the twilight movies were actually good?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god i feel so bad for you that you seem to genuinely believe that, its a woman for chicks with horrid direction, mediocre acting, women writing, all it has going for it is the weird ass vampire submissive romance, go on tell me why its pure unadulterated kino

        >t. uglies who never watched the twilight movies with their gfs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my gf only watches kinos with me, she wouldnt even read the twilight books let alone watch that trash

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            okay time to clarify (just asked her) she did in fact enjoy the book series back when she read it at age 12 but she thought the movie was garbage the moment she stepped out of the theater

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              she should chill out a little bit when it comes to popcorn film and just relax and go for the ride, that is advice I give to most women

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This may be part of it. Some of my best memories are going to see the movies with my first gf and our friend group. The midnight premiere of the second was so packed that our group had to be split up by literal traffic conductors to different screens and even then when me and my gf got to ours they had to start turning people out. So this friendly lesbian couple quickly scooted over into one seat and made room for us to sit in the one beside them. Ended up being like our gay moms and giving us some of their snacks and called on the theatre workers when a black woman sitting in front of us had an afro that blocked out the screen (not kidding), getting her and her entire b***hfitting family removed. Imagine the waves that would have made on social media these days.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pathetic homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That bad huh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >an afro that blocked out the screen
            What a thoughtless c**t, she should of planned for a seat in the back row or done her hair differently, what a thoughtless piece of shit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That wasn't even her only crime, in that early scene where Jacob comes on screen and takes off his shirt she jumped up and started hooting and hollering. Just totally in her element.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god i feel so bad for you that you seem to genuinely believe that, its a woman for chicks with horrid direction, mediocre acting, women writing, all it has going for it is the weird ass vampire submissive romance, go on tell me why its pure unadulterated kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's fun movie. you should try having fun once in your life

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          implying you can't enjoy countless dumb and fun movies and still acknowledge that twilight is cringe garbage

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saying “pure unadulterated kino”
    is pure unadulterated kino

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's so much worse than i could have imagined

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should read the Gender bent version of the book. The author remade twilight with the genders reversed.

    >Shy introverted weird guy gets pressured by a dommy vampire mommy and a tomboy wolf chick.

    I'm not even joking.
    "Life and death" is the name of the book

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All you twilight gays should have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking kino
      now i get to self-insert for once

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking kino
      now i get to self-insert for once

      Read it last week, it was a nice experience.
      The ending does differ from the original book, but theres a fan edit out there with an ending more in line with the original

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds hot actually

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this movie is actually good.
    i was suprised when i watched it with my girlfriend when i was like 15 that its actually kind of a funny flick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i watched it when I was 14 with my sister and it was the worst thing I saw in years felt like a straight to tv movie, a movie with magical vampires should have a sense of wonder christ, if you did like it its only cause you watched it with your girlfriend

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boreball
    Heh no thanks loser

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the red head throwing the balls is really cute, she was probably really sweaty after filming, imagine the smell

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The redhead pitcher throws like a girl who never threw a ball in her life.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, vampire are excellent hitters, I wonder how good they are at golf

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You haven't seen anything

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pure kino

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twilight series, and Underworld is the closest we could get to a Vampire The Masquerade movie.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twilight is kino with proper morals.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We didn't know you well enough to hate you.

    Speaking of, hey anon have you seen the baseball game scene from Twilight? It's fkn kino!

  23. 3 weeks ago
    bella swan

    the first movie is actually really comfy ^_^

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GLACIERS MELTING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There are actually soulless anons here unmoved by cozy PNW vampire kino
    Embarassing. Thank God I can't relate

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first Twilight movie WAS good

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a parody of this scene once but now I can't remember where I saw it

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