why did Aargon kill the Mouth of Sauron? He's literally just a messenger and was unarmed.

why did Aargon kill the Mouth of Sauron? He's literally just a messenger and was unarmed. Very uncharacteristic of Aargon. Seems like Jackson wanted to shock the audience rather than make a good adaptation

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To prevent misinterpretation the message

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird, you'd think if Aragorn was trying make friends with Sauron and keep him happy, he wouldn't do something like this.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He killed the messenger to send a message. I can see how this is too complicated for someone of your intellect to comprehend but it’s really quite simple.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cut off the mouth, the rest of the body dies.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Sauron guard the volcano when it's in his own backyard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you hired a bunch of orcs you'd keep an eye on your expensive shit too.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Mouth of Sauron was a little b***h and so are you.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget le capeshit quip afterwards.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if we acted more like aragorn trump wouldn't be alive thats for sure

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Mouth used the N-word. Aragon just had to do it. It was the right thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >legolas what do your elf ears hear?
      >he says naught but i can tell he's thinking it

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why did Aargon kill a commander of literal Satan? He's literally just taunting him that the soldiers under his command killed his gay midget.
    It's a mystery, moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le biblical interpretation
      Frick off Tolkien was too creative for that midwit take

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        was too creative for that midwit take

        >Hmmm, what shall I call the man who works for Sauron... I got it! Sauronman! Oh, you creative genius, you did it again, Ronald!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i get why he killed mouth but i don't understand why he says "what dat mouf do?" beforehand

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can literally see a sword at the Mouth of Sauron's side in this very picture. Also, negotiating under false pretenses and in bad faith is a warcrime.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Book was pre Clint Eastwood.
    Movie was post Clint Eastwood.
    Aragorn was doing a Man With No Name / Dirty Harry thing.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Talk shit get hit les go nigguh yooo OUUUNNGH

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The message is that warcrimes are okay against evil enemies
    The film was edited and greenlit by the CIA/Mossad

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He asked for the Lard of the Black Land and got this guy instead. Of course he was pissed

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why did Aargon kill the Mouth of Sauron? He's literally just a messenger and was unarmed. Very uncharacteristic of Aargon. Seems like Jackson wanted to shock the audience rather than make a good adaptation
    Because he keeps making all those stupid vocal inflections.
    *AUH-GAHHH*
    >if this dude does that one more time ima just kill him i frickin sware

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The mouth of sauron is evil. I always thought the chivalrous attitudes towards orca, demons, and evil ghosts in the books was pretty dumb. Like the scene in two towers where Aragorn attempts to speak to the orca besieging helms deeps and then some orca fire arrows at him after he tries to speak to them, I just thought what are you doing Aragorn, they are literally trying to destroy Rohan and you think you can parlay with them? Any sort of Geneva convention rules makes no sense in the world building. Sauron wants to control and destroy all that is good and all his servants are pure evil but you have to follow some code because his servant is just a messenger?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ong it do be like dat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frfr little bro

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Human rights are not universal, diplomatic agreements much less. The inviolability of these are mere tools of convenience, and none of that matters when the fate of the world is already utterly doomed.

    They walk into mordor and they'd have already lost.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jackson not following the book

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw Sauron's mouth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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