Why did Batman turn into a skeleton?

Why did Batman turn into a skeleton?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It seems the director wanted to introduce some batman 66 magic into the film.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this real?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no its just marv

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its a hint at his true identity, Marv.
        The Bruce Wayne thing is just a layer 1 cover story to throw everyone off his trail.

        It's a forbidden technique he learned from Marv

        MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARVVVV
        kek based
        >Its a hint at his true identity, Marv. The Bruce Wayne thing is just a layer 1 cover story to throw everyone off his trail.
        >so harry... i thought of a new name for us. the dark bandits! wait hold up... on second thought that name might be a bit controversial

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick lol
    glad i didn't watch this piece of shit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scarecrow did it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oh come the frick on that's not real
    >it's not real, right?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just cut the wire below his hand?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He had just gotten shot and had to shoot himself up with adrenaline just to get up. He was clearly hurt bad and even for Batman that's going to frick with your ability to focus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      need to tense the wire to cut it clean

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go try to cut a rope that isn't being pulled or tied down with one swing

        >get firm hold above the intended cutting point
        >use legs to grab on temporarily so all your bodyweight is tensing the line
        >after cutting, your left hand is still holding onto the attached part
        wa la

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >use legs to grab on
          what the frick are you talking about

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Push legs together the same as you do when climbing up a rope.
            What the frick do you think I'm talking about?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The dude was injured all to hell, to the point he needed some weird adrenaline shot, time is running out, he's not gonna stripper pole dance on the cord, too much time will be wasted. Can you imagine? Oh wait hold on a second, okay almost there guys, if I can just get my legs too.... Shit, this armor kinda makes this a little difficult, oh wait hold on, I almost got it, just gotta ... There! Frick yeah my legs are good, now lemme focus on my hand placement now, I'm sure Ive got a good grip down below so hold on... Okay shit I need to get my blade, frick! I slipped a little, okay one sec as I reposition... Ah dammit, the wire touched the water... Everyone is dead... Oh well

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So what you're saying is Batman should have taken off everything but his mask so he could maneuver better? I thought that too in the final scene. They imply that he was there all night and he got super dirty. That's the longest we'd seen him in the Batsuit and he was probably really stinky too because he was submerged in water for so long. Some of it might have gotten in through the bullet holes. I think it would have been better for Batman to strip down as much as possible in that situation but maybe he didn't want people to recognize Bruce Wayne's penis.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're first sentence is moronic, so I didn't read the rest. Prove to me you have critical thinking skills and reading comprehension

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You HAVE been jerking off to Robert Pattinson for over 15 years and you can't get enough of him. You wanted to see full frontal nudity from him in The Batman but the best you got was a few topless scenes but now he's old and flabby. He's not the pretty vampire boy you used to love. The only thing that will satisfy you is the sight of his throbbing erection. You go around the internet insisting that The Batman should have been rated R so it could have more violence and darker themes but you don't actually care about that. You just wanted to see a big fat wiener.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pattinson looked more handsome in the Lighthouse than he ever did in those Twilight movies. He's an ok looking e-boy twink in Batman, but I still prefer him in the Lighthouse.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Effort post, low quality

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are a colossal moron. Watch the actual scene and tell me he has no coordination instead of shitting out this massive cope post.
                he literally does what I'm suggesting in that very moment except he cuts above his grip instead of under it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wrapping your legs against the rope and pushing it down tautley are two different techniques, one requires precision and strength, the other is just wrapping your legs up in cord, one is more difficult than the other. You've never climbed a rope before have you moron?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so what you're suggesting is that he was just tangling his legs up in the cord for no reason.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Low quality, try to act like an idiot a little better anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't use legs to climb rope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Goes to show, you lack experience. He isn't climbing at that point, he's stabilizing. I've done rope races vertically and horizontally, get on my tier b***h

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you sound weak and slow

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good for you dear, try harder next time if you're gonna cope that much

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then your a fricking moron whos never climbed a rope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                found the american

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even a brit spec ops team will climb a rope with their legs too. Youre a fricking moron aswell

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I will too if I have to conserve my energy but I don't have to conserve energy when I'm just having fun

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's damn near impossible to do with human strength lol. You cant "grab on" with your legs unless you are a chimpanzee. The rope is too small and your legs are too weak to hold the line while you slash it, it would slip out unless you wrapped it around your leg and like

              The dude was injured all to hell, to the point he needed some weird adrenaline shot, time is running out, he's not gonna stripper pole dance on the cord, too much time will be wasted. Can you imagine? Oh wait hold on a second, okay almost there guys, if I can just get my legs too.... Shit, this armor kinda makes this a little difficult, oh wait hold on, I almost got it, just gotta ... There! Frick yeah my legs are good, now lemme focus on my hand placement now, I'm sure Ive got a good grip down below so hold on... Okay shit I need to get my blade, frick! I slipped a little, okay one sec as I reposition... Ah dammit, the wire touched the water... Everyone is dead... Oh well

              said the dude has had his as kicked for the past 2 hours

              Fat frick moron.

              Post a video of you doing it then, you limp wristed homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                As I just told that guy, watch the scene.
                You are talking out of your ass.
                >That's damn near impossible to do with human strength lol. You cant "grab on" with your legs unless you are a chimpanzee.
                Do you have brain damage? Have you ever seen someone pole dance?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A pole is a solid, metal object moron. A power line or what ever the frick that was is going to slip out of your legs when you go to slash it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Here's your weakened and totally uncoordinated batman, bros.

                he clearly supports his weight on the wire using his legs all the way up until he cuts it.

                >he thinks its possible to do all of this while being electrocuted
                Kek

                >moves the goalposts
                lel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks its possible to do all of this while being electrocuted
                Kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fat frick moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go try to cut a rope that isn't being pulled or tied down with one swing

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bring back the #SkeletonCut

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't mind this hashtag trending right about now.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love the blurred lense effect in the borders.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its the same uncanny shit feel in Watchmen, what the frick is this shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >uncanny shit feel in Watchmen
        Elaborate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that out of focus still cam that makes everything feel fake, compare it to a real move like PotC and you will know what I mean

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shallow depth of field with a lot of close ups I think.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Were we supposed to get the lesson that Riddler was wrong from this film?
          I feel like they acted like Batman's crusade was pointless (because fair enough it was) and that Gotham would ultimately be saved by Batman becoming a symbol of hope and the right people getting elected.

          Except Riddler and his followers dismantled the corrupt group running Gotham and manipulated Batman into helping them do it, and any shot Gotham has at being fixed electorally is owed to him for removing the people who kill people who look like they might change things.

          Being generous I'd be willing to give them that Riddler's way wouldn't be enough to fix everything but he still gave the "good guys" the only chance they are ever going to get at being effective.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Riffler is a more efficient vigilante than Batman. He takes care of the Gotham Crime Family with surgical precision a la Rorschach in a spectacular manner.

            The writer's room realized this way too late into production and Reeves directed Dano to behave like a screaming spastic in the interrogation room scene to allow the audience to emotionally distance themselves from him. The problem is that damage control works against the movie. You NEED a charismatic villain. And you owe respect to this characters too, there will always be someone in the audience rooting for them.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think people miss the point that Riddler never wanted to save Gotham. Because Batman wasn't a symbol of hope yet his vigilantism only inspired vengeance in Riddler. In the interrogation scene it's clear Batman is in the wrong for creating Riddler and they are both mentally ill. So B-man finally learns his lesson and stops the vengeance from going too far.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                for being a 100% vengeance Batman, I did not feel Pattinson angry enough in the role.

                Not really REALLY angry.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's more nihilistic than angry at this point because he starts doubting if his actions make any difference. Then Riddler shows up and shines light on the corruption, which is what Batman should have been concerned with all this time.
                This Batman basically only starts his character arc 2 years into the crusade.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To me this Batman is basically one without the League of Shadows to properly educate him, as if one day Wayne decides to put on a balaclava and start indiscriminately beating the shit out people up at night and with extreme prejudice. A batman alone. On his own. Learning only from the experience of his own mistakes and frick ups.

                In fact he reminds me of a character in the novel 2666, an orphan who circumstantially comes across a lot of forensic and criminal science literature and simply decides to read those books to become a cop.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >A batman alone. On his own. Learning only from the experience of his own mistakes and frick ups.
                This is the same guy who has Alfred do 90% of the detective work, still walks directly into gunfire, lets bombs explode in his face and didn't test his flight suit until it was time to jump off a building. Now that I think about it, what the frick did he even do that for? What were the police going to do? Shoot him? He's bulletproof. He has more gear than he actually needs and is really being Batman as an excuse to play with his toys. His internal monologue about being angry and actually care about the city is such a convincing lie it even tricked the audience.

                The Batman is nothing but a childish thrillseeker with no training or experience that relies on cheap theatrics rather than his own skill. He hasn't been humbled yet. He needs a big guy to teach him a lesson.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gotham was so well depicted in the introduction

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is an interesting take.
                I think the film should have deconstructed the Riddler more intelligently though. As I said, he was extremely effective at rooting out the corruption and the good guys owe their future successes to him. They should have highlighted that his methods can only go so far and shown that he doesn't care rather than have him sperg out and blow up a dam for no reason.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thats a big box on ammo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >anon chuds as the villain in a $200M Batman movie
          Never thought I'd see the day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Walks slowly towards a guy with a gun
      Gritty and realistic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >survives shotgun to exposed face

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The suit carries him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >No pushback at all from automatic rifle fire
          Gritty and grounded

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            its not, but you're a moron who for thinking getting shot makes you fly back 17 feet like in a western

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Automatic rifle fire
              >No knockback at all
              Do you not understand physics or are you just kind of a dumbass

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              bro even a 9mm to a vest will breat your ribs and leave you with bruises. What do you think a fricking 7.62 or a 12 gauge will do to you? That much automatic fire and that close would ragdoll the shit out of you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmao
                there's isn't enough mass and force in those projectiles to lift you off the ground
                it's physically impossible

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick are you talking about why doesn't it make the shooter fly then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not a single bullet hit his stupid exposed face. Though admittedly the scene wouldn't work as well if he just crumpled to the floor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He should have died when he failed to land in his glide suit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this. the fall was taken straight from some loony tunes cartoon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aiming the face, is it so hard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >uncanny shit feel in Watchmen
      Elaborate

      i kind of hate it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The climax was the only part of the movie that looked distinctly bad. The rest was good. I get a feeling the stupid "flood gotham city" plot was shoved in last minute to give the film a bigger climax.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        would also explain why that entire last section of the movie suddenly comes in at a point when it feels like the movie would naturally conclude.
        instead it just keeps going.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah if it ended after Riddler's arrest it would've been 10/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if a single one of those shotgun pellets had bounced of Batman's chest in such a way that they went straight up into his unarmored jaw

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s awesome, frick anyone who dislikes a comic book movie being like a comic.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That scene is not from the movie tho, it's a photoshop edit.
    I know because I saw this exact same thread when the movie released and went to check as I still had the file in my computer.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its a hint at his true identity, Marv.
    The Bruce Wayne thing is just a layer 1 cover story to throw everyone off his trail.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gritty and grounded

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a subtle nod to how WB is parading around the corpse of this overdone character.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a forbidden technique he learned from Marv

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the worst part was the shitty GoPro footage when he was using the flying suit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was Batman supposed to strap a heavy, expensive IMAX film camera to his head when jumping off a building?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BATMAX camera

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your weakened and totally uncoordinated batman, bros.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the batman is good, keep coping

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The ending was mass effect 3 tier. You even had Batman jab himself with a stimshot to take on a lone gunman. That's no different from marauder shields. AOC gets shot in the torso by a rifle and literally walks it off with no blood on her person. The movie had a chance of doing things differently if Batman had colluded with the Riddler after hearing about his family's corrupt past. Then Catwoman could have found something that expunged the Waynes, leading to Batman turning on the Riddler and fighting the good fight right before the end. It would have worked, it would have shown how vulnerable early Batman was and that scene would have been far more engaging than the slop we got with the Riddler overacting in jail and the le deranged 4chud incel uprising that's totally not a parallel to Jan 6.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there a reason why he doesnt cut the wire below his grip so he doesnt fall?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

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