Why did blue milk fail while butterbeer succeeded?
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Why did blue milk fail while butterbeer succeeded?
Why did blue milk fail while butterbeer succeeded?
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Americans love butter and beer. What even is blue fricking milk?
>What even is blue fricking milk?
Blue 1 and Red 40, mixed in shitty low-gay milk.
>americans sugar their milk
>Riboflavin 30%
Isn't that one of the potential healthy vitamins & minerals that a woman get during "oral" sex?
It's Vitamin B2, dumbass.
that's vitamin D, hehehehhewheheheheheh
more like vitamin deez nuts
PFFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHA GOTTEEM
>23% added sugar per serving
>8 servings per bottle
>Listing the calories per cup
>Not listing the calories per 100ml
Crazy world over there.
iirc, they were considering listen measurements of sugar with tablespoon pictures recently, so that Americans would understand it better.
>A cup, an easy to understand measurement that you drink you drink out of
>Millileters, effeminate and tiny and not based at all on reality
Leave blue milk to the pros, AMERICA
Butterbeer has nothing to do with America, non-White.
Cum from a man who's jerking off because he's sad.
Picture search "blue waffle", it's a delicacy.
What do they taste like? Is buttrbeer actually buttery?
Butterscotch, so not buttery
The blue milk tastes like “mixed berry” flavoring. Not as disgusting as it sounds.
Butterbeer at Harry Potter World in Florida is fricking disgusting. It’s like drinking a pint of treacle.
The frick is treacle?
It's a thick, sugary ingredient like molasses.
Never tried the blue shit but, as for butterbeer It's just overly sweetened cream soda. A friend of mine gave the best description of it I've heard "it's like drinking a birthday cake"
Harry Potter was written by a woman who couldn't manage to continue themes from previous books, but it was still written better than the Star Wars sequels.
Harry Potter handles retcons better. It’s obvious that Neville isn’t a potential chosen one in the first book and that the diary isn’t a “horcrux” (something which didn’t even exist) in the second, but the story still works pretty well.
Stars Wars, okay the “I am your father” thing works even though Vader isn’t Luke’s father in the first movie, but the whole “Leia is Luke’s sister” shit makes the movies before it full of incest. Disney just destroys everything completely, their retcons are so bad people checked out.
ROTS further shits on the continuity by showing Padme dying during childbirth, despite Leia claiming to remember her. Tards unironically claim that THE FORCE showed her visions lol.
Making Leia Luke's sister was a mistake.
I actually like the “perhaps your sister” line, it would have been better if that scene stayed but then in the end Luke still is left with the task of finding his lost sister. Then the prequels would have given some clues for who and where she is, and it could have been a plot point in the sequels
Nah, that's stupid. No one would care about it a decade later when Lucas started making his prequels and they sure as frick wouldn't care about it by the time of the sequels. Which by the way, couldn't make a single thing interesting or last through the three movies
>the movies before it full of incest
i wouldn't say "full". he got a kiss on the cheek in a new hope and a kiss on the mouth in empire, which was clearly intended to just get under han solo's skin and not really an intimate thing. still weird, but there wasn't really a ton of overt romance between them, her and han solo had way more chemistry even in a new hope
To be fair they didn't know that they were brother and sister yet.
>obvious it’s not a horcrux
Ummm…sure. It’s just something capable of possession, stealing the magic and life force of an individual in order to return life to itself, possess the sentience and appearance of the person who created it, it can speak Parseltongue (the same magical gift of the person who made it) just like Harry Potter who has the same rare magical ability as Voldemort.
The diary cannot be destroyed (Ginny tried), except by basilisk venom.
16 year old Voldemort made it. If it were that possible to make such a magical item that overpowered without something like splitting the soul, everyone would have one.
Women write better than sóyboys
Butterbeer is directly named in the source material and is referenced several times. Blue milk is a fan name for something only ever seen once
Butterbeer is a sweet beverage that all the kids enjoy when they go off on vacation in the cool wizarding town near school. It’s mentioned multiple times throughout the show.
Blue milk is seen twice in Star Wars, when Luke is in Tatooine and hates his life, and then again when he milks it out of the breasts of some disgusting alien space creature.
Butterbeer sounds tasty just from its name. It’s makes me think of a fatty alcoholic beverage (though it’s non-alcoholic). Blue milk makes me think of spoiled rotten milk that’s gone moldy.
>when he milks it out of the breasts of some disgusting alien space creature.
I still don't understand why they put that in. Then the face he makes after drinking some.
Why make a coherent film or series of films when instead you can hire a bunch of idiots who think a movie is just an assemblage of quips, cool action sequences, memorable moments and political messages stitched together?
>he milks it out of the breasts of some disgusting alien space creature
C'mon, he's not that ugly.
He should've done it to Rey
There are multiple scenes throughout the books of people enjoying butterbeer and firewhisky. It's not just some random throwaway lore like muh blue milk. Also blue food coloring looks artificial as frick. Probably tastes like Gatorade or something.
tastes like a girl drink. they have green and blue. one tastes like coconut, the other tastes like pomegranate. neither are made from dairy
One looks like an actual beverage and the other looks like the soap they use at a car wash. It’s not that complicated, OP.
Blue is color that rarely exists in food and drink in it's natural form, with the exception of using artificial colourants to color any food blue, however, due to the color being unnatural it only highlights the usage of artificial colourants, making it feel and taste off
Butterbeer by contrast, is simply adding a Butterscotch flavour to a regular drink
>Blue is color that rarely exists in food and drink in it's natural form
blueberry juice
Do you know what rarely means?
Blueberries and their juice are fricking purple. You Anons need to actually eat some real fruit once in a while, jesus.
Brother I only drink blue flavor non juice beverage from the dollar store like Jesus said to do in The Bible.
The outside of blueberries can appear both blue or purple. The substance on the skin scatters blue and ultraviolet light. They are a dark red.
The outside of blueberries appear differently to different people. They are a litmus test for figuring out who’s third eye has opened and who’s hasnt. Really basic stuff.
Just the name butterbeer implies something very pleasant, a foamy butterscotch flavored drink that goes down smooth. Blue milk doesn't imply anything, it's just a prop in a place where Luke's family is about to be mercilessly gunned down and it's a shade of blue that's not natural so it could be anything from sour to sweet or just milk with food coloring added.
because why the frick would you drink a glass of milk at a theme park?
because americans love alliteration
Star Wars is not as actually as big of a franchise as you would think and was like this even before Disney bought it. It's niche. Also Jenny is a fetal alcohol adult and Griffinzilla was fricked over.
One looks like a regular drink and has the name butter which is so fatass it's guaranteed yummy
The other looks like pepto bismol with an ungodly amount of blue food coloring to overpower the pink
What about romulan ale? Or bloodwine?
What about the droid attack on the Wookies?
In my headcannon bloodwine is the fermented blood of their diabetic prisoners of war. It probably smells really bad
I would buttchug bloodwine
Romulan ale should be illegal.
There are very few blue things in nature that are naturally appetizing. Most berries are purple or red, fruits tend to be red, yellow, etc., meat is red or brown when cooked, and so on.
Like what do you eat that's really truly blue? These days there are a few things, candies, maybe some soft drinks, but in the time when Lucas was growing up if the milk was blue it'd probably kill you. What blue promises visually is that it is cool, refreshing. Like water. But milk isn't like that at all. I don't know what something blue is supposed to taste like except by drawing comparisons to other artificial things. Blueberries maybe but those are an American thing and they're not even blue.
Blue basically means like... Insects, molds, snakes, and some sea things. It's not super appetizing, but the golden brown of butterbeer just screams "comfy beverage," it's ideal.
> blueberries aren't blue
what are you eating over there anon? The immature ones are red/purple, but all my blueberries on my bush outside are blue.
You know what's really stupid. Why is it just "blue milk". In the movie, it's just colored milk to make it look sci-fi and exotic. They couldn't come up with a dumb fantasy name for it. Call it Juju milk or something. But just calling it blue milk is plain lazy
Did they actually call it anything? Or were audiences just describing it until it stuck?
>In the movie
In the old continuity it was also called Bantha milk, which is better.
milk is for gays
>t. bonelet
You're not white
my school regularly had strawberry milk in addition to the normal flavors but every blue moon we had cookies and cream milk now that was a surprise, havent seen it in an actual grocery store possibly ever
normal people will always side with anti-trans stuff
Lactose intolerance
Because blue milk looks like mouthwash. Butterbeer gives off a nice, homely aura.
Everyone is putting the blame on the name and coloring when the main issue was obviously the drink itself https://youtu.be/DPAfU6ioeJo?si=hJYK-YDyhnCz8qIM&t=587
Milk is just a regular ass drink and beer is awesome
Kids don't wanna go out of their way to drink something called milk, they want beer
I'd drink Padme's ass milk
Her...diarrhea?
Milk Enema.
Frick me, that’s true. Really profound.
t. a German
Blue milk is literally just low fat vanilla. You can get vanilla anywhere. It doesn't taste particularly out of this world and it's only value is the novelty of the Star Wars brand.
Butterbeer meanwhile tastes like the books describe, is available in non-alcoholic for the kiddies and alcoholic for the adults and is flavor you can't normally get in stores.
Butterbeer
>several scenes in the 8 movies where it is mentioned and drank front and centre
Blue Milk
>two scenes in 2 movies (40 years apart) where it is shown in the background and never mentioned by name. You would have to be an ultranerd or watch the scene several times to notice it
this is why disney failed. Cerveza Crystal is probably a more popular Star Wars drink now
scenes in the 8 movies where it is mentioned and drank front and centre
Not enough scenes.
The fact of the matter is that every kid who grew up loving Harry Potter dreamed of going to Hogwarts and living in that world. They want to get a want and a robe and walk through the castle, see the town. That's why Universal's Harry Potter world is so successful. Nobody wanted to go to some planet that is not seen in Star Wars, but be told that it's part of the Star Wars universe somehow. People don't dream of living in Star Wars. Disney thinks all they need to do is attach an IP to something and idiots will flock to it. They're starting to realize that isn't the case.
>The fact of the matter is
Star Wars is no longer iconic
Yes, but it was when Disney bought it. They assumed that what worked for Marvel would work for Star Wars, and they could pump out endless content, and as long as the content was called Star Wars, people would be happy to consume the content. But now it's not even working for Marvel anymore.
makes me wonder if disney have rules theyre not allowed to build certain sets in their parks for so many years or they dont know certain trademarks. Why wouldnt you build a tatooine in disney world?
>Nobody wanted to go to some planet that is not seen in Star Wars, but be told that it's part of the Star Wars universe somehow.
Why didn't they just make the Star Wars land, the Death Star? Everyone likes the baddies more than the goodies in SW, anyways. Come over and fly a TIE fighter, shoot ewoks, and we'll even let you blow up a planet for a tenner. That would have printed money, I'm sure.
>butterbeer
take adult thing and make it for children = cool
>blue milk
take child thing and make it for everyone = lame
>sci-fi desert planet
>they only need to have water, frick food
Who is Rey going to frick on Jakku? Think she has a "personal droid" in her drawer?
>Tag: Ugly_Bastard
I know I'm asking a lot here but if you want blue milk just take an existing blue milk product instead of adding food coloring.
I don't want do drink anything that's blue
Baja blast and winter blue/dark blue Gatorade though? Does your stance hold on these?
I have no idea what those things are. I don't live in goyslop America.
They’re designed by our corporate overlords in a laboratory to be the most deliciadible of all the beverages.
Do they have electrolytes?
Yes. Gatorade is intended to replace salts after exercise (but also is loaded with sugar).
My super market actually sells officially licensed blue milk. To answer your question, imagine if someone were to take a cup and fill a third with sugar, a third with vanilla extract, and the rest with milk and food coloring. It tastes god damn awful.
This reminds me of the tagline to alien vs predator.
>Whoever wins we lose.
Both of those drinks don't look good for you.
maybe because one actually sounds appetising?
blue milk just sounds like milk that's gone bad.
Historygay here: I'll just leave this here.
https://oakden.co.uk/buttered-beere-1588/
Butterbeer is featured prominently in Harry Potter, but blue milk is sort of obscure.