Why did Friday the 13th fail?

Why did Friday the 13th fail?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Myers is better in every way. Also not an ugly incel afraid of water

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chucky beats all

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mike Myers is better in every way.
      Some teenage little emo nerd has never stepped right up to Jason, b***hsmacked him, and walked out with his hockey mask.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, the Friday movies are all around that 4-6/10 range when the halloween movies are alot more varied with more movies falling into the 2 or 3/10 range.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jason, canonically, isn't afraid of water. We see this multiple times before FvJ was released.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he could be afraid, he just deals with his fear because he has to kill. HAS TO.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he could be afraid, he just deals with his fear because he has to kill. HAS TO.

        Yeah, with Freddy fricking around in his head deep in his subconscious, it could be affecting him completely differently than it does in day to day life.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anything, I hate the Halloween series more. Every two movies, they reset the whole thing with "The REAL sequels, forget all those other movies"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Michael myers eat rats and lives like a homeless hobo. He eats dogs too. Like a fricking hobo.

      Michael Myers has worst sequels than Jason. Jason has shitty sequels but Halloween literally destroys their own timeline like 3 times.

      Jason learned to hunt. Jason lives in nature. He lives with the forest. Jason protects his area. He doesn't bother anyone outside his forest.

      Michael is a creepy stalker that invades your home. Michael lives in the sewer like a piece of shit.

    • 10 months ago
      CreepyThinMan

      >Mike Myers is better in every way. Also not an ugly incel afraid of water

      Jason didn't kill his sister because she got fricked by some chad you ultahomosexual!!!FACT!!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friday the 13th mogs Halloween as a series so I've gotta go with Jason.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friday mogs Halloween easily. Michael slaughtering half the town in Halloween Kills was fricking kino though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always found Michael Myers to be an extremely boring slasher. I watched those movies for Loomis and his epic quest to shoot that boring piece of shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, once Loomis was no longer involved, the franchise became so fricking boring. Literally the best part of the entire new trilogy was the recreated Loomis at the start of the Kills.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did it fail? It did 12 movies.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reboot is actually not as bad as I remember. It's kind of like a best of Parts 1 and 3. 2 and 4 are better though, pure kino.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    CandyMan is the best homie outta dem alls

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CandyMan
      who did he kill?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arguing over Jason and Michael
    >Not realizing Freddy was the real purveyor of 80's slasherkino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, they're all good buddies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      1,3, and 4 were the best NoES. I loved them, but 1-7 of F13 were also enjoyable. F13 takes the edge in quantity. Freddy absolutely wins best girl, no contest.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Nancychad. She's still my horrorfu, though Alice is a close second. And yeah, your assessment on which movies were best/good is pretty much spot-on. Though I do have a soft spot for FvJ, admittedly.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a homosexual who goes to horror conventions and actually met a few of these girls.
          Heather and Amanda Wyss, and Lisa Wilcox and Monica Keena

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would, would, would, would.

      • 10 months ago
        CreepyThinMan

        NOES 1/3/4
        Halloween 1/3/
        F13th 1/4/6

        !!!FACT!!!

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    um it didn't fail, they made like 13 movies... in what world is that failing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've actually only made 12. If we don't get one more I'm going to be angry-sad.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Done. It's another reboot

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The studios and creators failed the franchise with their rights bullshit. We could have had countless dtv f13s, rob zombie's f13, and or a new f13 trilogy like halloween did by now. Even hellraiser got a reboot

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lawsuits.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you could bring back your favorite slasher franchise from the dead (F13, ANOES) or from being milked shamelessly with throwaway movies (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hellraiser), how would you go about it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      F13 would probably be the easiest to make new versions of. It's not that big a deal if the actor who usually play Jason cant be brought back. The plots are basically Road Runner cartoons. You can repeat the same thing over and over and just vary the specifics ie stick Jason in a new locale, let him loose.
      Just don't go too cheap and you can make new Jason's forever.

      • 10 months ago
        CreepyThinMan

        A F13th film needs to be set in the era that the original was circa 1980. The concept just doesn't work in the modern era, just like Texas Chainsaw.

        A retro f13th movie is what we need. I even wrote an outline and posted it here if you can be bothered to look it up.

        I'd also retcon that the reason Michael killed his sister is that the mask he put on was from Silver Shamrock and they were testing mind control causing Michael to kill his sister putting him in a catatonic state until 17 years later one of the Silver Shamrock robotds sneaks into the asylum, disguised as an employee and gives Michael his mask which sets him off again!!!FACT!!!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd actually love to see Jason killing woke sjw's and chud zoomers

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    JasonBlack folk FRICKING. SEETHING. Mhhmmm, don't cry, Michael is here to put you out of your misery. You're angry because you cant handle Michael's success, Michael returning to claim his throne as the rightful king of the slashers. Now the slasher revival is dying down, Friday the Shiteenth will return when the genre is dead again and your sequel will bomb, reverting the franchise back into limbo, where it belongs. Can you imagine the embarrassing garbage they'll be shitting out now the rights issue is settled? It's only going to hurt you further. Think about it, now we've had three exquisite Halloween entries back to back, you have a reminder, a frame of reference for what legendary entries in the slasher genre should aspire to be like. With these entries of the Halloween franchise fresh in your mind, you will inevitably compare the inevitable Friday the Cuckteenth sequel to Halloween and you would realize your entire life, your entire dedication to the soulless imitator known as Jason gayhees, has been a lie. A mistake. It's time to throw your hockey mask in the garbage and your Scream Factory Friday the 13th boxset in the fireplace. Michael Myers never dies. Halloween is forever.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meyers fan boy says friday the 13th will never come back
      >Friday gets announced
      >i-its too late
      Honestly even if it winds up being Jason takes Manhattan tier, it'll be better than Halloween kills or especially ends.

      I can excuse kills as at least Michael had some cool kills, but ends
      >no Corey no! Please don't take my mask! I know you can't defend yourself against band nerds but please don't hurt me ahh!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He let Corey take the mask, unlike Jason Cuckhees, Michael is smart. Jason is just a soulless stuntman lumbering around in a hockey mask, Michael Myers is far more than just le ebin man with a bladed weapon like your garbo.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He let Corey take the mask
          You mean the mask he pulled back on immediately in the original when it came off? And since we have to ignore most of the sequels because of endless reboots, the mask that he killed three people for (Podcasters and the doctor in 2018)?

          Sorry, don't buy it. As always, the people in charge of Halloween handle Michael horribly and make him a laughing stock. Corey is worse than Busta rhymes roundhousing Michael

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Corey is worse than Busta rhymes roundhousing Michael
            Michael let Corey take the mask and secondly, Jason got canonically KILLED by 10 year old Corey Feldman. What a fricking joke.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Jason got canonically KILLED by 10 year old Corey Feldman.
              Yeah it's sad. But still, Corey Feldman at least had a machete and was protecting his sister

              Corey gets beat up by band nerds multiple times, but is able to whip what is supposed to be a very dangerous serial killer. It's really, really pathetic. Jason as a worm was horrible, but it is less embarrassing for the character than some of the stuff that the people that make the Halloween movies have done to Michael

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're ignoring the fact Michael let Corey tackle him.
                >Jason as a worm was horrible, but it is less embarrassing for the character than some of the stuff that the people that make the Halloween movies have done to Michael
                Jason also backed away like a coward when a skinny girl approached him with a knife and screamed like a little girl when he got toxic waste thrown in his face. Jason is a little b***h.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't ever respond to me again, namehomosexual

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    serial killers are no longer entertaining. not sure why.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Claim your horrorfu, anons! Violet from Part V and her milkers are all mine.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is, and always will be, prime Arquette

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        prime patty was tales from the crypt

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is, and always will be, prime Arquette

          True Romance

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's it a shame she became a fat flailing numbnut later on

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    F13 is the perfect horror series. Thank frick for that writer from Jersey who kept this IP tied up in courts while Hollywood quality took a nosedive.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    At a certain point you're just making the exact same movie over and over (I do like the movies, though)

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