Why did he betray Battyboyarseus?

Why did he betray Battyboyarseus?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread, this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And what of Ashurs house? Do kino gods finally remove wiener from arsenal!?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Praise of Ashur are words that fall from mouth as shit from a Nubian ass.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And what of Big Guyonius?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IV Tu

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dacă i-am da casca jos, ar muri?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i need local Solonius

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u gave local networkius ?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I got cast as an extra in the ashur spin off

    Working my ass off to look as good as possible to hopefully get an on screen death.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any fun bts hohas and stories? loved the series rewatching it rn!

      wish i had a home gym setup i will once i have my trailer going i get bored and start chucking around car tyres lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do they have any actors coming back?
        I'm only asking because if you get the chance to steal viva biancas panties there could be a very lucrative opportunity in your future.

        Last I heard they were still casting some people. I did a screen test with a few others but it was just green screen.

        They kept mentioning they wanted a muscular woman for fight scenes with minimal lines so I can only guess Ashur is getting a strong, silent woman bodyguard or something.

        Series was meant to be about Caesar but the actor was cast in Australia's ncis last year and so his schedule is fricked, so they contacted Nick and he agreed so they just alt timelined it with the script relatively the same.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They kept mentioning they wanted a muscular woman for fight scenes with minimal lines so I can only guess Ashur is getting a strong, silent woman bodyguard or something.
          if shes hot i dont care
          >Series was meant to be about Caesar but the actor was cast in Australia's ncis last year and so his schedule is fricked, so they contacted Nick and he agreed so they just alt timelined it with the script relatively the same.
          kino we get caesar ashur!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Every province, every city in fricking Italy bears the mark of Ashur!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They kept mentioning they wanted a muscular woman for fight scenes with minimal lines
          SNU SNU BROS!
          WE BE EATING GOOD!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.starnow.com/casting/spartacus-the-house-of-ashur-2816367/

          Holy frick bros the story checks out!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they have any actors coming back?
      I'm only asking because if you get the chance to steal viva biancas panties there could be a very lucrative opportunity in your future.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I look forward to seeing your breasts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The moment they start filming the bloopers do the CIA pose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's another 'Anon is the gay love interest getting buttfricked on screen' episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do the cia pose in the background

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Any hint on when this alt timeline divergices from the original Spartacus? End of S2 but with Glaber managing to kill Spartacus and his army instead is my guess.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its petty much confirmed the split will be mount vesuvius so instead of dying to the fricking c**ts he successfully helps glabur crush the rebellion and his reward is the Ludus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully we get to see your wiener.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the ashur spin off
      WHAT
      NEW SPARTACUS???? WHY DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's true
        It's a what-if story called House of Ashur where he survives and takes over Batiatus' old Ludus
        it might be kino, it might suck
        but the boys are back in town
        the band will get together to shitpost again and complete the aroma

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm excited to see you walking around naked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm calling the casting director right now and telling them there's a chud amongst the extras

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh GOOD solonius, forever bowing and scraping the shit of his betters. is it any wonder no woman would have you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek that line cut in 2009-2010 and it still hurts now even since ive had gfs
      doesnt help all of them where horrid to me and themselves and everyone else around them

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he was a loyal, caring and trustworthy friend to Batty whomst only ever thought of himself.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Batiatus betray Solonius, you meant to ask? Solonius did so much for Batiatus and was only ever loyal, but Batiatus thought only of himself and shit on Good Solonius at every turn. Batiatus shouldn't have been surprised when Solonius finally took some for himself, and really should have been proud instead of butthurt about it.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That's right, you frickin c**ts! I'm Lanista now!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is beneath your feet?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the thracian finally learns his place before me... on his knees
    >and when the fight finally left her eyes I sold her to an unpleasant syrian for half a coin
    >you have allied yourself with rome. I am its voice and body
    Really hated him on my first watch but his performance really grew on me subsequently.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was always such a dick to batiatus for no real reason

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        batiatus was a man WAY below Glaber's station who kept wanting favors and patronage and wouldn't leave him the frick alone about it
        of course he found him annoying

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He felt dirty talking with a lanista, they aren't better than actors, prostitues or prestamist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The fleshmonger looks to me with rheumy eyes brimming with expectation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine dying in Helms Deep. Batiatus would never.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine pretending to be part of Imhotep's zombie horde. Glabber would never.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, gl*bber would willingly be of a zombie horde

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a fantastic villain, he's the perfect mix of "I'm gonna tell my parents snobbish" and shit eating grin smug.
      >get made a b***h by Spartacus at the beginning of the series.
      >go so out of the way for revenge he chases down every single thracian that helped him or was friends with Spartacus so that he could abandon the war front to drag them back to Rome just to kill them knowing he gets to sit there and gloat while watching
      >forever booty blasted when Spartacus 360 noscopes those inferior gladiators and the crowd wants him to live

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His over the top villainy make up for his slow descent. He aimed for the stars to become Big Dick Roman General, but is cucked by his wife, cucked out of office, and dies a failure soon forgotten by history.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And what of Good Cossutius?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And what of good Antius Unionus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A true beacon of joy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A true beacon of joy.

      C O S S U T I U S !

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jesus christ those screams slowed down into a pack of howls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact: they originally wrote this scene to have it where the spear actually goes directly into and through Cossutius' mouth, to symbolize him getting payback for his sodomite ways
        but it proved too difficult or expensive so they just went with this instead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good Cossutius is raping considerably tighter angels in heaven now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was not a perfect guy but he was /ours/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe you accidentely posted punished Cossutius

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because of the implication

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spartacus! My office, now!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lelo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick did i do now doctore

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Frick that little twerp and his gay buttbuddy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally signed up for it.
      >no dad you're doing it to my gay lover, i want to risk dying too

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahhh...my boy Soloniuslingz...he just needs more time..

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lookin good Spartacus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The final episode alone earned him the title of Spartacus

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That is not my name
        >That is not what she called me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It really is great when a series nails a finale like this. So rare.

          The look on his face as he comes running up the hill for the last fight is so fricking good

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            MASSIVE SPOILER WARNING

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Show should have had 3 more seasons just in the ludus with batiatus schemes and spartacus slowly figuring out he had the wife murdered.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is the sword grab a call back to an earlier training scene?
              This series is so fricking good, bros.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Is the sword grab a call back to an earlier training scene?
                it is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh I didn't realize it was in some weird foreign language

                basically what happens here is Crassus has a personal trainer who is an ex-gladiator, and he commands him as his final command
                >try to kill me
                >if you win, you get your freedom and 10,000 denari (a considerable sum)
                >if I win, you'll be immortalized in a statue and I'll prove myself worthy of fighting Spartacus on the field of battle

                it produces one of the most kino exchanges of dialogue
                >You command me to kill you?
                >No, I order you to try

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reminder his wifes prophecy s1e1 said he would fall under a great red serpent

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >his wife
            It's not fair, she was the hottest woman in the show but barely got any screentime

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She featured pretty frequently in flashbacks and Spartacus' dreams during season 1

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              she is also the first and last woman you see in Spartacus s1e1 and s3e10 as spartacus is dying

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mid. Average body, ai-tier generic face. Hard to believe Spartacus would simp for her, especially after she fricked all those Romans.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hey, the gods said he would never love another woman
                he didn't have a chance
                the gods are real in this show

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                zoomer opens mouth and shit falls out

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not even top 3

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really is great when a series nails a finale like this. So rare.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People give Liam too much of a hard time. Andy was better for the role of "spartacus as a gladiator"
          Liam was better as the role of "spartacus as a leader"

          It's hard to imagine anyone else but Liam doing the finale scenes with Crassus

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You say this in every thread but honestly we'll never know how good (or bad) Andy could have been in the final scene because he died before he got the chance. For all we know, Andy would have grown as an actor by then and been incredible

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah we were robbed of the Andy timeline, it is what it is

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah we were robbed of the Andy timeline, it is what it is

              Had Andy lived, there would be no Gods of the Arena season

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doctore's wife was so fricking hot, bros.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd be okay with that but only because Andy would have lived.
                But if Andy got sick again, we got Gannicus' season, then Andy fully recovered that would be great too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At least Liam wasn't an AIDS infected homosexual dying of HIV related cancer during production.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gotta thrust the crust, mate.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                andy died of lymphoma not aids
                words fall from mouth like shit from ass

                HIV infection is the only reason an otherwise healthy young man would drop dead of that particular kind of cancer. FAFO.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For me, it's
                >multicentric Castleman disease.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's still a herpes related cancer. Between the non-Hodgkin Lymphomas associated with HIV, hepatitis, and herpes, it's almost certain Andy's cancer was related to STD's. He was a degenerate homosexual and paid the price.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Barca sneezed on him without covering his mouth

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              andy died of lymphoma not aids
              words fall from mouth like shit from ass

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gayboy lover

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Spartacus have the strongest girl bosses before the new Star Wars movies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do the turd wars gurlbosses ever get beaten or die

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >naevia my dear, i have personally put the whole slave rebellion army at risk to save you
      >ok crixus babe thats fine, but you know whats important?
      >i was RAPED in the mines
      >no i don't think you get it, i was RAPED
      >constantly RAPED by a bunch of different dirty men
      >the RAPE, crixus, the RAPE
      >it was neverending and now i am forever the RAPED girl and thats whats important now
      >nevermind the fact that i was a slave before that and served in a house where they constantly raped the slaves in a town where everyone constantly raped the slaves and even some free women too
      >i was RAPED crixus!
      Old naevia with shit writing or new naevia with old writing, i could take.
      But this was a surprising new low.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, the only men she had every been with was Crixus (virginity) and Ashur, so it's not that unrealistic. It'd be like you going from never getting any to suddenly having a hundred women all wanting to ride your dick constantly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she was roomates with multiple sex slaves for nearly all her life for fricks sake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even the gladiators at her own lutus had to submit to buck breaking.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing about Naevia is that she was oblivious to the suffering of other girls who get raped. Her friend Diona in the prequel season had to tell Naevia in explicit terms that she was traumatized by being used as an reluctant porn star before Naevia even noticed her suffering. Naevia was also totally indifferent to the girl getting butt raped in the infamous tub scene in the first season - the tub girl gets buttfricked for a full minute yet Naevia's face only shows concern when Lucretia brings up Crixus.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Typical "but I did have breakfast this morning"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, I don't remember those parts at all. Time for a rewatch.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How can you tell she was getting ass raped?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure batiatus says to her something like
            >come, I shall have your ass
            or it's lucretia who says it, but he was buttfricking her

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Dad! I got a role on a tv show!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              batiatus wants to frick lucritia says take her ass first while I watch for a bit
              t. retwatching the whole show now, done with gota, almost done iwth blood and sand

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice, it's good to have clarification that the bathtub torpedo-tit slave was in fact being fricked up the ass
                I mean that sincerely, lore is now settled

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just for extra confirmation, fricking weird the stream I'm watching it on blacks out the video, but heres the exact time stamp for anyone else

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice, it's good to have clarification that the bathtub torpedo-tit slave was in fact being fricked up the ass
                I mean that sincerely, lore is now settled

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that scene is so weird because she goes into such graphic detail about how she was raped, and how many times, as if she's almost fricking getting off on it
        and Crixus just has this look on his face like
        >OK, I get it...stop. Please stop going into detail, holy frick, I understand.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Once knew a girl that got obsessed with rape in college, it got to the point where she could circle any topic back to rape similar to how all wikipedia articles can get back to Hitler in 5 pages or less.
          >she wasn't even raped

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's...hot?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We're not talking the kinky bedroom dirty talk about "rape" we're talking full on feminism screaming and yelling and crocodile tears about rape over subjects like the 300 sequel sex scene with Eva Greene or playing monopoly and nobody allowed to have fun because we're gonna hear about how bad rape is and how often she personally has almost been raped.
              We're talking straight angry 2nd season Naveia tier bullshit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >like the 300 sequel sex scene with Eva Greene
                What when eva green basically rapes that dude?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I distinctly remember in her opinion it became rape when she suddenly decided she didn't want sex any more after he turned down her offer....yeah let that one rattle in your mind.

                Which is weird, cause it had Eva Green.

                I did and enjoyed it
                >Eva Greene
                >Scott from Strike Back

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol what a nutter
                wasnt there like lots of shots of eva green like biting his ear and other shit to show how into it she was?
                Am I remembering this totally wrong or was the scene not basically her daring him to frick her?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yep in the movie she was more or less a sociopath commander that had finally found an equal that could match her in tactics and combat and wanted more than anything for him to join her.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > the 300 sequel
                I'm sorry but I don't think a single person on the planet watched that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Which is weird, cause it had Eva Green.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she's mid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >10/10 israeliteess
                >mid
                ur a gay nazi

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just not into mid israeliteesses I dunno what else to tell you big guy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think I would have hated the c**t and her annoying ass character arc if it was the old actress. Something about the replacement screams insufferable b***h who deserves fame without actually possessing talent vibes. I refuse to watch rings of power but she looked like a b***h in that too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what makes this moment so satisfying
          >that does not belong to you, SLAVE

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean the original actress was apparently a total c**t thats why she was replaced and this one was apparently much nicer to work with, although on screen it seems the opposite, then again og actress is making big mouse buck with GotG and this b***h is in Rope, take of that what you will

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't even notice they changed the actress between seasons

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you have face blindness then

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nigresses all look like Deyhey to me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok keep being faceblind I guess, good for you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they violated my human rights in a society that barely sees non-slave women as human!

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at the end of the flashback season, Batiatus snakes him and takes all of Vettius' men for his own, when they had agreed to split them
    this put Batiatus way ahead of him, and for years afterwards Good Solonius had to bow and scrape in the shit of his betters to promote his own ludus, relying on quantity over quality

    Although, by the time of Season 1, he seems to have been more in-favor than batiatus in recent years, always securing the primus against Pompeii etc.
    So it is kind of crazy that one day he just decides
    >I'm gonna try to have Batiatus killed in the pits and then, by roman law, his wife will have to find a new husband (which will obviously be me even though she hates me) and I'll absorb his ludus and take all his shit

    So he kind of just got out-played in the end
    base villain
    how he would stare with his teeth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how he would stare with his teeth
      lol this cracked me up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one day he just decides
      he decided to kill batty after he went off on him about how no woman would ever have him
      that crossed the line

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >at the end of the flashback season, Batiatus snakes him and takes all of Vettius' men for his own, when they had agreed to split them
      It was the other way around. Solonius got all of Vettius' men and betrayed Batiatus. That's exactly how and why he holds more favor in Season 1.
      Vettius was the one known for favoring quantity over quality, Solonius just got all of his guys.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Varro? He was nothing. He deserved to die.
    what ilythia pussy does to a mf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Varro
      >only had 1 year left until he could leave as a free man
      >while Spartacus was out of commission, he was considered the only other gladiator of note besides Crixus
      >even Spartacus agreed during their final fight that in time Varro might even have bested him
      a real waste of talent, even if he wasn't going to hang around much longer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Varro
      >only had 1 year left until he could leave as a free man
      >while Spartacus was out of commission, he was considered the only other gladiator of note besides Crixus
      >even Spartacus agreed during their final fight that in time Varro might even have bested him
      a real waste of talent, even if he wasn't going to hang around much longer

      Was Varro the biggest simpcuck on the show? There were so many, it's hard to keep track, let alone compare them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Varro probably wins, yeah. He's mad at Aurelia at first but then he's like
        >The child springs from your belly, a part of you, and I would love it as such...

        then after he dies she just fricking aborts it and decides to work at the ludus as a slave even though Spartacus is offering to pay off her debt with his own winnings
        Poor Varro

        Oenemaus is probably a close 2nd but his situation with his woman and Gannicus is a bit more nuanced since they were bros

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jfc I forgot just how pathetic the male characters on this show were.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Crixus beats the allegations in the first season, because as soon as he even sees Ashur touching Naevia he goes apeshit and blows up his whole life and hers in a fit of pure rage

            But then once he gets her back and she's rape-damaged and psychotic he starts simping extra hard, so it's kind of a wash

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Was Varro the biggest simpcuck on the show?
        Nah that was Batiatus. He knew Lucretia was fricking Crixus on the side and did nothing about it because it made her happy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but he could always frick his cute slaves in front of his wife

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True but he had no intention of impregnating them. Batiatus would have been the definition of a cuck raising another mans child if he wasn't killed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A wife who enjoys watching you rape slave girls is a rare treasure. Most would get annoyed or jealous.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was a cuck but he wasn't a simp, he was motivated purely by greed and elevating his station. I don't think he thought about Lucretia at all besides how he could use her to influence Ilithyia

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No he legitimately loved Lucretia. Marrying her was completely counter to him elevating his station, but he did it anyway because they really did love each other. They were just both extremely ambitious and apparently polyamorous. Lucretia was in love with Gaia herself and didn't mind sharing Batiatus with her. They were having a blast doing their orgy shit.
            So it's no surprise Batiatus didn't care she was fricking Crixus.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I suppose their relationship is expanded quite a lot in God of the Arena which I haven't seen in a while

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah they were basically just swingers in the classic sense of the term

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've always seen em as an almost equivalent to the Monarch and Dr Mrs the Monarch. Both like to swing and frick around, both like to get up to their own shit, but at the end of the day the 2 of them are only loyal to one another.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but at the end of the day the 2 of them are only loyal to one another
                Lucretia would have probably found a way to kill Batiatus if Crixus asked once he impregnated her. She was down bad and was begging him at one point to tell her he loved her.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you fundamentally misread Lucretia's character if you think she would ever kill Batiatus
                She loved him, and he loved her, they were partners in crime to the very bitter end
                She merely attempted to conceal that Crixus was the father of their child to spare Batiatus' feelings. Once she knew, that he knew, she put Crixus out of her thoughts and even actively conspired to weaken him for his execution.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Once she knew, that he knew, she put Crixus out of her thoughts and even actively conspired to weaken him for his execution
                No, she only did that after Crixus spurned her when she went to him after the whole Naevia situation and told him her child was his.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but Lucretia was also smart enough to know that she could never actually have a life with Crixus
                she just wanted her female validation that he still cared for her instead of Naevia

                she wasn't gonna have Batiatus killed and somehow marry Crixus instead, she just wanted to know that he actually liked her

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >His reputation is well earned...my blade could find no weakness
    >And yet, it was there. At least 10 points where you could have seized advantage. You needed more training.
    >Then I shall train harder!
    >No...the time for such things has passed

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You survived your execution upon these very sands, Thracian. Perhaps Good Solonius shall fare as well.
    >...I would not expect it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'Good Solonius alternate timeline where he defeats Spartacus' tv series when?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's strange that a man accused of brutally killing a Magistrate would be allowed to die in the arena with a sword in his hand.
        Seems like they'd just crucify him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hillbilly provincials more concern with fun and games than proper orderly justice. This is why they had a slave uprising.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wasn't Capua actually a pretty cosmopolitan city? They were like right next to Rome. Batiatus just lived on the outskirts in a shitty ludus so he was considered low class, not the city itself.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Umbrian's. Socii hillbillies, not true Roman's.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess that does jive with Ilythia's b***hy friends who say they can't wait to get back to "proper society"
                and when Glaber talks about how he can't wait to be rid of the place

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Batiatus has a proper threefold Roman name though, and he's rich enough to own a business, a big training facility that doubles as a mansion, and dozens of slaves. He's only low status compared to other patricians.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The profession of Lanista was not exactly considered particularly prestigious
                the Magistrate said he was beneath him, and told him to leave politics to "the men with breeding for it"
                Every time he told anyone about his political aspirations, they basically laughed at him and said
                >dude, come on, you're just a fricking lanista

                He was above the average person somewhat, but compared to anyone of real import he was like a carnival showman. An amusing diversion.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. Owning slaves was barely a step up from owning farm animals, and owning a lutus isn't much different than owning a brothel.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                accurate, especially considering Batiatus' ludus DID serve double duty as a brothel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The subplot in the flashback season where he first starts dabbling in that sort of thing was actually pretty interesting. It gets him a lot of attention from decadent senators and he deludes himself that he's forming valuable connections, but they treat him like a servant and he has to constantly run and jump to avoid disappointing them. It reminded me of the subplot in the Sopranos where a couple of rich country club types invite Tony to hang out with them and he slowly realizes they see him more like an exotic zoo animal than a peer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Vince McMahon (circa 2004 era) wants to enter politics
                >Trump warns him against it
                Time is a flat circle

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                people often forget that Linda McMahon was in Trump's cabinet and she was approved by the senate by some unheard of majority like 85% or something
                truly the McMahons have fingers in all the proper buttholes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yjk that Vince prostituted out some of the women on the roster to make that happen. My guess would be the Bella twins, that was basically there on screen role during the celebrity guest general manager era

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                forgot all about the bella bawds

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think Trump's work in wrestling is a big part of how he was able to win over poor morons on TV so well. The skillset is identical.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They've smarted up and realized it's simpler to just use actors like Trump and Zelensky. Far more appropriate skillset for the job than past puppets.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Truly a prole amongst plebs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Capua is a Samnite city, they are nearly Umbrians for good sake, they totem is fricking woodpecker. They are provincial as it get in Italy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is Capua's leading role in training gladiators the reason why gladiator costumes were based on traditional Samnite military uniforms?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, it was because Romans liked to see they enemies fight, that's why later on, as the samnites became socci and later citizen they sheded the name. You get not-greeks, not-gauls, not-thracians etc fighting .

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The son was obsessed with gladiators and spartacus and batiatus probably thought he could gain favor by offering to make a spectacle of it for the son. But I’m just making this shit up as I go.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, you are right actually, executing him ad gladium was mostly a ploy to win favor with Numerius

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even if Solonius survived, i don't think they would have let him live. Killing such a high-ranking official isn't something that could go unpunished.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They allowed Spartacus to live even though he should have be killed. The Gods showed their favor. Don't anger the Gods.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but that was really Glaber's call. He was the one who was wronged by Spartacus, and put him up for execution, so when batiatus tells him
            >hold on a minute, let me take the thracian as a gladiator and he'll probably be dead within a week, and even if he isn't he'll die slowly and it'll suck a lot more for him than just killing him now
            So Glaber agrees

            In the case of Solonius, the entire city was wronged by him. He killed a fricking Magistrate. Nobody was gonna stand forward for him, or do anything to suggest a lesser sentence.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >or do anything to suggest a lesser sentence
              >crucifixion
              >lesser sentence
              It's a nasty bit of business. Gladiator bout takes a second, crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow horrible death.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It could be worse

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well played, Batiatus.
    I underestimated you.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theokeles was the coolest character in the show
    >Free man, retired, has made enough fortunes for 1,000 lifetimes
    >Still occasionally comes out of retirement just for the glory and the sport of it
    >Is a consumate showman, letting Spartacus and Crixus get their offense in on him to rile up the crowd before turning it around
    >CAPUA, SHALL I BEGIN???
    >is only defeated by a literal act of the gods with the helmet shining in his eyes
    >takes his death like a true champ knowing the crowd loved the fight
    basically The Undertaker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked everything about him except the cheesy tribal tattoos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He comes back in House of Ashur. The Gods bring Ashur back by re-attaching his head and he deviously steals the secret to re-attach Theokeles’s head who becomes Ashur’s main champion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they give Ashur a midget body
        >combined with Theokoles to carry him around, they become Master Blaster
        >they run Capua Town

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need a Crassus spinoff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A man is not rich until he can fund a schlocky tv series about his life and have money left over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, anon. The triumvirate spinoff never even left the writing stage

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt tell anyone I know this but I jerked off to Tiberius fricking Caesar.
    something about a twink fricking a man is really hot to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I lost all respect for Julius Caesar as a historical figure after this scene.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theokoles >>>> The Egyptian = Spartacus = Pre-Injury Crixus > Gannicus > Caesar > Oenemaus > Post-Injury Crixus > Crassus > Barca > Aggron > Varro > Duro >>> Ashur

    thoughts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't get this wanking over the egyptian
      winning one bout does not a champion make and the dude barely has any fight scenes
      this isn't fricking dragon ball with powerlevels, the same men in the same fight can have different outcomes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Egyptian kicked the shit out of Gannicus and Gannicus was extremely skilled
        i know it's not dragonball but some people are simply superior to others
        the Egyptian is portrayed in the show as like a total freak monster, they keep him in a pit, people tremble at the idea of even letting him out
        we can infer a lot from that
        Theokeles only had one fght too but it was enough to let you know, along with what others said about him, that he was King of the Mountain

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ONCE AGAIN, THE GODS SEE FIT TO SPREAD CHEEKS AND RAM wiener IN FRICKING ASS

    HAS HE NOT PISSED ON ME ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY? NOOO, LETS ADD SHIT TO THE PISS, LETS POUR IT IN HIS MOUTH

    I wish I could spartacuspeak without needing a 5 minute windup for each sentence. Absolutely kino dialogue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You council to suck the wiener that pisses on me!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of my favorites:
      >RAIN! BY JUPITER'S wiener, WOULD YOU FRICKING RAIN!?
      >What are you doing?
      >......Praying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its simple remove a/an or the from thought and set mind to purpose, or see tongue swiftly parted from mouth

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crixus is so fricking short

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in gods of the arena the 'tiny gaul' is a running joke

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know it's just that in Season 1 they go out of their way to use camera angles to hide how short he is
        it's jarring to see he's actually literally 5'6 at best

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          now now he's 5'9 don't be mean to the tiny fellow, but yes I know what you mean it works thematically though, in Gods he's pathetic needs to prove himself, in Blood and Sand he's risen above and its shown in the camera work, interestingly, and I may be reading too much into this, but after he recovers this is what I'm on right now, just started ep 10, they've stopped doing that and you can see for instance that Ashur and him are actually the same height

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he's 5'9
            I don't believe that for a single second
            actors, wrestlers, etc. are always billed as slightly taller than their actual height
            shit my drivers license says I'm 5'11 but I know I'm fricking not

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so 5'8 then? 5'8.5? w/e he's still small but not 5'6 at that point it gets into midget territory

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                5'6 was probably an overexaggeration
                shit for all I know they did camera tricks in the prequel season to make him look shorter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if you really want to get autistic about it I'm sure you could work out exact height, he's been in a ton of tv shows and you could compare his him to his costars, but it seems to be approx 5'9

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've just always been fricked up about this billing height thing for actors and wrestlers ever since I met John Cena in person and I was taller than him
                I'm not that tall

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol the eternal struggle of the manlet its all fake dude just let it go, who cares? short girls irl often prefer shorter guys, unless they are in hollywood and majorly insecure i.e RDJ most actors don't give a frick, Manu doesn't seem to care in fact it usually helps as most actors are short and framing some 6'4 guy in the same shot as a bunch of 5'7-5'10 actors is really difficult thats why you don't see tall actors that often, its just easier to have everyone around the same size thats why actors like Kevin Durand aka Keamy from lost never broke big, he's just too tall

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm happy with my height I was just surprised to learn that most celebrities bill themselves as on average 2" inches taller than they really are

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                5'10 seems to be the perfect height for main stream cinema and tv for that matter, its why big guys don't often get major roles

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's also the best height to be in practical reality
                most things are built for a man of about that stature

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                very true, I'm only 6'1 not tall at all but things like seats on a bus or stove tops etc, they are all just a bit off for me, leads to back problems

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, from a practical engineering standpoint the world is built around average-height individuals
                it's still cool to be tall, but I don't feel bad about being average height either

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a man must accept his fate or be destroyed by it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this helps manlets sleep at night

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's true though
                also I'm an incel anyway

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a man supports his brothers even if they are low in stature, a c**t seeks to drive wedge between them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Words fail to reach a mans ear.
                Gnaeus, fetch Anonylettus a chair so that we may hear what he has to say.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >666
                words of hades are as piss and shit and as easily discarded

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps I should cum on the top of your head and complete the sensation.
                jk anon, i'm a manlet myself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Men of low stature are men of low breeding. YWNBA patrician.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you stand fricking roman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then suffer the fate of all those who would stand fricking roman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Crucifixion? First cross on the left. Next!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Crassus! you said they'd run out of arrows you stupid frick CRASSUS!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                should have testeudoed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol they did, after 24hrs of non-stop arrows it really didn't matter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                should have testeudoed

                you ALWAYS form square against cavalry

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you don't. Watch Sharpe's Waterloo to learn that lesson, if you're going to post that picture.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you don't. Watch Sharpe's Waterloo to learn that lesson, if you're going to post that picture.

                You jest, but brits unironically followed this doctrine all the way to WW2 when they still thought of tanks as metal cavalry. Basically formed square at the battle of gazala btfo peace meal, in detail.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's effective in vidyagaems, too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Phalanxs are stupid OP

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too bad those days are gone, now it's all about shieldwall cavalry to block the enemy charge.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >5'5 manlet
                >mfw im somehow magically delicious for tall girls
                Not even sure how or why but I can't complain. I'll never be able to full Nelson but I can get snu snu'd and being a leg/ass man it's abonus

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            also you're right, after his injury they start to downplay him so he doesn't need to be the big dog in the yard anymore
            crixus never truly recovered from his wounds against theokeles, he was always lessened after that point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          now now he's 5'9 don't be mean to the tiny fellow, but yes I know what you mean it works thematically though, in Gods he's pathetic needs to prove himself, in Blood and Sand he's risen above and its shown in the camera work, interestingly, and I may be reading too much into this, but after he recovers this is what I'm on right now, just started ep 10, they've stopped doing that and you can see for instance that Ashur and him are actually the same height

          >he's 5'9
          I don't believe that for a single second
          actors, wrestlers, etc. are always billed as slightly taller than their actual height
          shit my drivers license says I'm 5'11 but I know I'm fricking not

          Height autist Rob (5'8") determines him to be 5'10"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lifts don't exist

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Rob would notice

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was batiatus a patrician or not?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no hence the "good" otherwise he would be called Noble, interestingly enough neither was Good Cossutius, a man of standing but not a patrician, thats why you get Nobel Glabur Nobel Crassus Nobel Ceaser etc, but Good Batiatus Good Cossutius and of course Good Solonius

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To quote good Magistrate: YOU'RE A JEST.
      He was the equivalent of a slimy pimp acting above his position.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      correct

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn be a roman general and she will never sneak into your basecamp, completely naked under her furs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd risk my horse wiener for her

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was Ashur the Bithynian king that wished to see a Roman woman get fricked by a baboon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only know that the actor playing ashur is also in that one sopranos episode where jackie jr. wants to be hardcore but his mom wont let him as a drugdealer named matoush who gets beat up in adrianas club.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And I was considered lowest amongst the Brotherhood
    Is this unquestionably the best scene in the entire show?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's up there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Going back and rewatching the whole thing, Ashur never really did anything wrong. He wanted to be a member of the Brotherhood. He wanted to be a good gladiator and hang out with his bros and earn glory.
        They all just scorned him from the beginning for no reason. It's not his fault that he didn't get the Mark properly, by completing the test. He WANTED to take the test. Batiatus refused, and the old doctore was all pissed off because Onemaus was about to take his job so he told Ashur to eat shit and branded him against his will.
        He was nice to Crixus, he was nice to everybody even Dagon until Dagon became a c**t and started insinuating that once he didn't need a translator anymore he would turn on Ashur.

        Ashur literally did nothing wrong until everybody around him forced him to start looking out for himself.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ashur was too wienery for his skill level and too quick to claim glory he didn't really earn. It was a character flaw that would inevitably be beaten out of him after some humbling life experience, but Ashur did alienate Onemaeus and some others with his unearned showboating before that could happen.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it was ONE time
            he gloated ONE time when technically he got saved
            Duro did the same thing and nobody cared

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he got Dagon raped because he was jealous, thats when Dagon turned on him, jealousy was always Ashurs biggest flaw

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a brute such as this craves rough handling
            why did he do it bros

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a brute such as this craves rough handling
            why did he do it bros

            >this guy walks up to you
            >slaps your ass
            >tells you he'll have your ass quickly now
            You can't refuse him or its crucifixion. You got one chance to say something off the cuff to spare your anus.
            Go.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i'm not into dudes
              this would actually work as the whole point was he wanted someone willing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he wanted someone willing
                It was a buck breaking party. The whole appeal was to emasculate a mighty arena champion and humilate him by making him submit to your wiener.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no it wasn't he literally says he just wants a willing ass not everyone was a rapist, he would've moved on and likely found willing frick in barkus

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no it wasn't he literally says he just wants a willing ass not everyone was a rapist
                He literally tells him, from master to slave, "I'll have your ass now". That isn't asking if he's interested. It's not asking for consent. That's an order.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have you not seen the scene? the entire reason Dagon is pissed and the other gladiators as well is the guy walks up and says hes not interested unless he likes to frick guys, once Ashur says he's not only willing but likes it rogue then he says, come I will have your ass quickly, why the frick are you trying to discuss something you haven't watched?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >rogue
                *rough

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You stand Roman. Gaslighting about honorable consensual sodomy and fair dealings.
                Everyone knows the power dynamic and what that party was about. Spartacus had to fight a duel with real swords, knowing couldn't actually strike his opponent, and to allow himself to be struck dead if the honored guest wished it.
                Part of the buckbreaking ritual is that they have to pretend to like it if that's what their buck breaker desires.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just shut up you fricking idiot, you were wrong that's all their is to it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that was gannicus you moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dagon can't understand what he's saying

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Got the shits boss

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >you got one chance
              Dagon couldn't even speak the language so he didn't get that chance
              in honor of rammed ass, I would accept same punishment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Possibly only beaten out by gannicus fighting blindfolded.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2:20
        >get the drop on ashur when he's turning around, zero defense against your attack
        >stab him? no, i'll just kick him in the butt then get sliced myself too
        >and after two or three of your allies already got downed
        what the frick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he but extends the moment, to the favor of the crowd...?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Live, and see my family provided for. And know I would have done the same
      Varro's death scene is kino. Loses some of it's impact when his moron wife becomes a slave in the next episode though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree his wife is moronic (redundant phrase), but her revenge killing is part of the 11/10 season finale.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was not a perfect man
          BUT HE WAS MINE
          AAAHHHHHHHHH

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gold

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just feel bad for him because he was taking the match lightly, both him and Spartacus were
        if they had had proper contest, Varro may have prevailed, Spartacus even admits that much himself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people like to give ceaser shit with good reason but he still had one of the best scenes in the whole show
      >you stand fricking traitor?
      >No I stand fricking roman

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he shall join you presently

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this from the show or is it a fan made clip making fun of the special effects?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spartacus season 1 had a really low budget.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the the cgi head spinning+blood necessary tho?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its vital

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes
            it's supposed to be campy and over the top and kind of cheap
            that's part of the appeal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good Solonius deserved better

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be Auctus
    >wield spear to rival Mars himself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be gnaeus
      >look forward to trapping young men with your fearsome net

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like a sopping wet girl

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time for the Spartacus Haka

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1v1 does gannicus beat theokoles?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so. But he would come closer than anybody else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so he got kwabbed by the Egyptian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so the real question is Egyptian vs Theokeles

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think anyone could take Theokeles 1v1 dude was fricking enormous and had super human durability.
          We see Oenomaus fight with him but he was presumably beaten and spared for putting on a good show rather than matching him

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We don't see Oenomaus fight with him*

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, Oenomaus never fought him 1 on 1 he was part of like a battle royale against Theokeles or something like that
            he was just the last man standing and stood up long enough that they called it off, and he was allowed to live
            at least that's the way I always understood it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The egyptian feels la bit ike bullshit though.
        >We need a character for the last 30 seconds of the show who can btfo anyone

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          isn't he introduced in season 2 though?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont remember to be honest just that it felt kind of coming out of left field and undeserved.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cough cough
    hey can you bring me some more honey wine?
    my cough is just getting worse it must be the dry air
    cough cough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bad Solonius
    >stands with full hands
    >forevering dominating his lessers
    >every woman would have him
    >despite all of this, he is absent both skill and the will to live
    a very complex character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forevering dominating his lessers
      forevereal solonius fully wrapped up and gladiatized and loving it

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spartacus: House of Good Solonius
    >The show will see the the return of Craig Walsh Wrightson reprising his role of Good Solonius, and is planned to take the direction of a "What If" scenario. Posing the question: What if Good Solonius had had bested Spartacus and survived his execution in the arena at the end of ‘Spartacus: Blood and Sand’? And what if he had been gifted the gladiator school once owned by Batiatus for his upset victory in the arena

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one can but wish such dreams could come true
      the heart truly seizes in the breast to consider a return of the good solonius

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you'd need to retcon something else, they would've just crucified him if he won the arena match
      he killed a fricking magistrate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be kino. Imagine the business deals Solinus would get up to. A little bit sheisty, but nothing too ambitious after nearly being executed. Just good old mostly honest, mutually beneficial deals, with maybe a bit of side action to wet his beak, but nothing too risky.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just found out there are 2 novels based on the series, Spartacus: Swords and Ashes and Morituri. Anyone read them?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly this show is some Shakespearean kino.

    It's timeless and I could imagine audience's from every historical era enjoying it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so true
      it's endlessly rewatchable

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick was solonius' plan
    ok so batiatus dies and his wife has to remarry
    is he gonna fricking blackmail her into picking him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't she consider Good Solonius? He's a fellow lanista, owns a semi-decent ludus, looks young for his age, well combed hair, nice teeth. Good Solonius is a catch, what woman wouldn't have Good Solonius?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If he get the assasination done back when he was still all smiles? Maybe.
        But he started antagonizing her long before that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She might have acted snobbish towards good Solonius when she was regularly getting dicked down by Crixus and was confident in her station with worm of a husband simping around. Circumstances change, and she'll have to take stock of the situation and reevaluate her position. Suddenly good reliable Solonius doesn't seem too far beneath her.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You'd think Gaia would have gone for Good Solonius

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You reach far beyond your means Ghost Solonius

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tell me of Lucretia's prospects. What man of good breeding would take her? Widower of a lowly lanista. A woman of proven infertility, who never bore child for her husband, despite her being without virtue and bedding the beasts from her fighting pits making a cuckold of her poor husband.
              Hmmmm?

              Tell me, who would have such a woman? She would be lucky to find herself in the arms of Good Solonius.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sacred thread, Doctore.

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