why did he die so easily

why did he die so easily

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was originally just an old man who could perform parlour tricks

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >strike me down
    >no, not like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sheev wanted Luke to try and kill him, not Vader to actually kill him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good god Sheev is the most moronic first name they could have given Palpatine.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I thought at first but it honestly grew on me.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because he had a clone in case he died... who also died easily.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he got high by seeing people being tortured, and he was so distracted by electrocuting luke he didn't see vader sneak up on him

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He hadn't discovered the power of force flying like Leia. And he also didn't have one of those fun helicopter lightsabers that spin and fly sith around

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    physically speaking he was an incredibly old and frail person and only strong because of the force. without that he wouldn't have any power.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If only Sheev had one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop watching SW because Disney made it fake and gay
      anon posts nuwars fake and gay shit
      know I was right to quit it
      200% smug

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the dark side of the force is vulnerable from behind

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sigh … somehow Palpatine has died …

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If only that fool had had a wife and couple of kids, there could have been a succession. But na, the entire Empire just crumbles the second he dies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >*SEETHING*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          who would you cast as him?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Matthew McConaughey unironically

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think he'd play a good "villain" or like sinister character though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Idk Rust Cohle was pretty fricking scary at points, particularly during the whole undercover bit and rigging the evidence after executing that fool with the gas mask

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Benedict Cumberpatch.

            Thrawn is basically evil Sherlock Holmes so it fits.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sninklesnitch Slumbersnatch?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kurt Wagner.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didn’t expect his own apprentice to betray him like that and especially after he was defeated by luke

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he had a pretty solid thing going with vader, why did he feel like bringing an unknown factor like luke into the mix.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Old man physically weak ass, no lightning bolts gonna stop him from being yeeted

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Even now a legion of my best soldiers is awaiting them
    >A legion of my best soldiers
    >best
    >soldiers
    Jobs to Ewoks lmao

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Star Wars was made before people's minds were polluted with homosexual anime cspeshit power level nonsense where they think the main villain also has to be the toughest toughie that can take a bazillion million punches before the plot device defeats them. Sheev's power lay in manipulation and coercion. Yeah he can force lightning you to death but anyone standing off to the side with a blaster could've fried his ass while he was doing it. Vader could've killed him at any time but Sheev convinced him they were friends and more powerful together than if Vader just took the reins.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's incorrect.

      >Marquand: The Emperor doesn’t have Jedi powers, does he?
      >Lucas: Well, he is like Yoda: Yoda isn’t a Jedi, the Emperor isn’t a Jedi. Yoda has mystical powers and it’s the same thing with the Emperor; he’s like the grand priest, but he’s not chief of the tribe. Jedi are the chiefs, they are the warriors who go out and fight with their swords. The Emperor and Yoda are the priests who are the spiritual chiefs; they have powers that are much stronger.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Yoda isn’t a Jedi

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because all it takes for evil to thrive is for good men to do nothing.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vader snapped his back, this is ultimately what did him in

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was because Vader was a cyborg that gave him added resistance to the lightning wheras Luke was just being fried. Plus Vader is extremely powerful, it's not like Palps could have just force-snapped his neck like he could some layman. It was fricking over.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because he knew he'd somehow return anyway,

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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