Why did he do it?
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
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This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
I don't know who he is, but he's bald, so I'll say whatever he did, was wrong.
look Tomar, it's you!
Haha stop it chris
That’s right jay
The tomanifesto pdf is dropping soon
Bad poosay
Tomartina has a nice pousy. Tomar slobberknocked it up and it queefed out a lil Tomartini.
>Joshua ~~*Tomar*~~
Check his early life section.
Mick is the alpha male god king. All you beta cucks will reel in fear against his handshakes.
he simped for a cheating whore and then got cheated on lmao.
Cory*
>best animator
>funniest stories
>best banter
>most autistic
>fucks trannies without shame or becoming a woke gay
>funniest stories
meh
>best banter
he's an annoying shouty gay so no
>autistic is a good thing
no
>is a big retard
>is a hapa
Every fucking time
To be fair he was also raised by a single mother
shut the fuck up mick
What a power move
>OneyPlays in 2023
Still kino, unlike sam hyde and his zoomer gays
>making a group chat for his parent's anniversary
utterly deranged
There's been an emergency
What is up with this guy exactly? He seems like he's an actual crazy person. He outcrazies Cory and it doesn't even seem like an act because all the weird shit he does has evidence for it or corroborating witness testimony.
He's not crazy, he's just a complete retard. But that's part of his appeal. He's so retarded he struggles to form words and sentences.
>He's so retarded he struggles to form words and sentences.
>appeal
Didn't he say he travels abroad for work or something? He's got to be somewhat successful in that case
His parents were in the military and moved around a lot when he was younger. He never really had time to make friends. Then as he got older, he started getting really into drugs and now does a shitton of weed mostly so his brain is now fried and socially maladjusted
he's Swedish
nudes?
if even a retard like this can live happily in Japan, I should stop worrying about if I can fit in there
They accepted him after seeing him hose down his kitchen in true Nipponese style.
how did the gigatard fund living in grorious nippon?
street performance art
The first toontown episode is an Adam classic
His performance in undertale is amazing
Sam Hyde’s worst sketch and those abysmal house streams > anything Adam appears in.
Oney plays is great, but holy fuck do they need to drop Adam. He’s like a empty black hole void of charisma and humor that just drags down the rest of cast and episodes. When I first heard him I genuinely thought it was Chris doing some bit only to realize they really did bring in someone that incredibly boring.
I didn't care for Adam at first, but after he started telling stories about dabbing on women and hosing down his kitchen, I've become a fan.
That's how I feel about Corey. He's just an annoying little shit until you get wrapped up into the mystery of trying to figure out how his little neurodivergent brain works - then every word out of his mouth becomes fascinating.
I love this brain-damaged little retard like you wouldn't believe
Literally the only entertaining one on the channel anymore.
Chris and Zach: Pretends to be retarded, very entertaining
Cory: IS retarded, very entertaining
Adam: IS retarded, very unfunny.
The playthrough of that Frogger PS2 game where he claims the world is being procedurally generated is fucking hilarious
Is the owner of Tomartopia and proud cat dad?
Jeez
To protect his "peoplerroni" business, whatever that means
he wanted to prevent any electrical "infetterence”
Who? Literally who? And what is he said to have done? Jesus, what a trash thread from the get-go.
I only watch this for the very rare chris, zach, tomar videos. Everyone else is an insufferable fuck. Dave is alright sometimes.
I miss Niall 🙁
The school bus fingerer story always makes me laugh.
Probably got financially raped from all those mulatto babies he left around Philadelphia
me 2
eeugh
I can't get out of bed
cause I've got so much ANGRY JOE to watch
JEFF IS A PEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOPPPPPPHHHHHHHIIIIILLLLLLEEEEEEEE
ugh. I can't finish working on Nightmare Cops because I have so many zoomers to groom on twitter ugh.
I honestly feel a little bad for him. He's in his 40s now and all these kids he works with keep zooming past him success wise. I think that's why he's such a demoralized asshole.
Aren't him and Tom similar in age? Why is Tom such a cheery chipper fuck when Jeff is a cynical cunt?
Tomar is a relatively successful anime VA whereas Jeff isn't really anybody and has been working on Nightmare Cops for several years.
I think he means Tom Fulp.
I meant Tom Fulp.
Oops
stupid cat
ery1 is so mean 2 me
Tom has a wife and kids, he's lived a satisfying life surrounded by good friends and good times. He's seen Newgrounds flare up into a vibrant and close-knit community, experienced it's intertwinement with internet culture as a whole, and after 20 years, it's finally coming to a close.
Tom is satisfied. Jeff is not.
An appropriate fate for someone who constantly seethed over people like 'plier finding success in shit like let's plays.
>one upload per week
its over
CHRIS I KNOW YOU ARE IN THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING KEK, STOP SIMPING FOR THAT BITCH BTW IT'S BEEN YEARS YOU FAT BALDING MANCHILD, FUCK YOU AND YOUR VAPORWARE.
Having said that I hope you have a good day.
chris, you arent fooling anyone with that hat pulled down low
jaxxie baby darling
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK TOMAR
YOU'RE A HILLBILLY
>Chris says the most racist sexist heinous shit ever
>Tomar:
Oh golly gee fellas
Tomar is such a chud-enabling bigot.
>that fan q&a where autistic fans kept asking tomar shit like ”why did you murder that family”
OneyPlays fans are autismos who don't understand its not funny when they do it
I want Zach and Tomar to go on Best of the Worst
Michael and Zach recently met up with Mike and Rich so it's not impossible
I think that was for Mike and Rich to voice in Smiling Friends s2
Oh yeah most likely but their working relationship is progressing so you can expect to see Chris on Re:View next month
i dunno mike and jay generally don't watch animated cartoon movie films. jack might because he managed to have children and rich evans might because he's a sex weirdo.
https://youtube.com/shorts/gSqz08XJAlE?feature=share
I should have know from you being a phomoron, but this is cancer and not worth watching, it's just some fat gay singing along to monkey noises.
OPEN UP YOUR GAMING JUICE AND TAKE A SWIG GAMERS
Joshua "get these monkeys out of the streets" Tomar
>Linkara not in $$$$$ tier
Zach Verde needs to be lowered. That was honest to God his worst bit.
I still have no idea what the joke on green and retired is supposed to be
Just antihumor, he hassles people into going along with it
Where the fuck is Cory Calvo?
I'm a fan of Zach's knowledge of 20th century history
This is nothing. It's not even funny. It's just nothing.
>my belly hurts
>I walked Bob Dylan up on stage in 1975 and you? You're nothing. You're not even funny. You're just nothing
a daring synthesis
Witch Hunt>Hitman 2>Visage>Super Mario World>Worms Armageddon
*zach points to pile of ash and a lampshade*
"look tomar, it's you!"
take ur schwing
i doubt it
i'll kill ya
I don’t hate Adam.
god lyle is so attractive funny and cool what the hell
I like Adam but he's a rascal and troublemaker
maaaarge my face hurts again
STOP WITH THE DISRESPECT
holy shit how did I not realize it was simon from cry of fear
>ywn be a goblin banker with a giantess wife
if they made a Sonichu movie without consulting Chris-Chan there would be riots in the streets
Stamper lost