Why did he do it?

Why did he do it?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alienated from his own productivity

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if this is the same autist posting this topic over and over, or just zoomers watching their first non-capeshit and want everyone to celebrate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomers watching their first non-capeshit

      That does sound like a thing to celebrate

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To see what he could see. And what do you think he saw?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was one of us, all the other penguins were going on down to reddit river but he decided to climb Cinemaphile mountain.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think its Nevada its retarded.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*parasites*~~

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if...

    He remembered one of his parents had ran off in that direction and he was looking for them
    He remembered one of his friends had ran off in that direction and he missed them
    He had bad eye sight and thought the mountains were other penguins
    He wanted to see something different
    He could hear the echos from over there
    He was looking for a quite place to poop
    He was scared of the water and just wanted to get away
    he was getting bullied and decided to leave
    He was looking for his lost treasure
    Mental illness
    He needed to know WTF was over there

    It would have been amazing if the team put him on a Snowmobile and drove him to the other side to see what was there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mental illness
      is there such a thing amongst penguins?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why wouldnt animal brains malfunction if human brains. we just have a higher likelihood for it since we overthink things much more and we're safe enough that retards wont immediately die.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, all brains and other organs are capable of being defective from birth. There would be no natural selection without random mutation.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be born bird
    >Can't fly
    What did penguins do to piss off god?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like why did god curse the penguin? trapped in a barren frozen stasis and they cant fly away...

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was the only thing that would make his feet happy.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a miracle these hardy bastards have lived for this long considering the shit evolutionary hand they were dealt.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theres literally no other animals there away from the coast

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine coming across a pack of these things hiking in Antarctica and they just waddle by you. Shit would be so cash

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For adventure

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    herzog lügt oft

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he had the faustian spirit

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was needed elsewhere

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy kino

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He heard the call of the ancient ones

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pussy

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His name was on the flight logs.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me.
    Except I have NEETbux that allows me to be a shut-in.
    UBI for everyone.

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