Why did he do it, bros?

Why did he do it, bros?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's too high energy for this material plane

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was working out some thetans.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This made boomers piss and shid themselves with rage

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He thought he finally got all the gay out of his system.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could be that happy.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was experiencing limerence for a woman he loved and knew would be a good mother, but she’s kind of a lame normie and he’s a great man who rose from nothing to become probably the biggest box office draw in the world at least once

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't normies ever fall in love? There was nothing weird about Tom's behavior

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a bunch of npcs sperging out at someone who wasn't living life on autopilot like they are.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOTTA DANCE
    GOTTA DANCE

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he just needed to scream it from the top of a mountain
    oprah was the mountain

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, she is a big fat c**t.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Publicity

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look how straight I am
    >im definitely in love with this female human

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Howard STERN

    He was strong armed. You trust Oprah

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    manlet rage or something

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a practicing homosexual with an operating thetan level of over 9000, Tom has absolutely no idea how men act when they fall in love with women.

    Apparently he decided that the best way to look convincingly in love with a woman was to do a gay little dance on top of a chair on national television.

    His beard was gone soon after.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She gave him a kid at least
      How do you cum in a woman if youre gay?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You close your eyes and think about man ass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how do straight people express love?
      >should I base it on a lifetime of observing the 97% of the population who are straight and how they've acted when in love?
      >Nah I'll just wing it
      >AAAAAHH I'M LOOOOOOVING *jump* *jump*

      How tf is this guy an A lister

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the first time watching this as a kid was in Scary Movie

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait until that homosexual dies so he'll stop being shilled here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Cruise is straight, moron. He proved it when he did what this thread is discussing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OK, Miscavige

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think katie holmes is really cute 🙂

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 XENUUUUUUUU

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be actor
    >Go on shows to promote movie/self
    >Be charming or memorable
    >People remember you and your projects
    >Go on Oprah and harmlessly bounce around
    >People remember it
    Well there you go homosexuals. Do you need help putting your pants on too?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pay your fricking taxes, cultist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pay your fricking taxes, cultist.

      scientologists should all be put in concentration camps imho

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