Why did he get to be Dr. Superchud and all the other cenobites were weak as shit compared to him?

Why did he get to be Dr. Superchud and all the other cenobites were weak as shit compared to him?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Directly connected to the Leviathan i think.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Clive Barker movie, everybody's gay

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hellraiser 2 is in all ways superior to the original save two things:
    >the implication that cenobite transformation is seemingly instant and not a long process of self-mutilation
    >doctor puns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>the implication that cenobite transformation is seemingly instant and not a long process of self-mutilation
      I was under the impression that time moved slower in Hell. But I might be getting that mixed up with some other horror movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If so, they don't communicate that, we see it happen in pretty much real time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the movie should have been 3,182,280 hours long to really drive the point

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the movie should have been 3,182,280 hours long
            Yeah and it would have been kino you fricking homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You don't have the extended director's cut?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hellraiser 2 is in all ways superior to the original save two things
      Nah. Also, the doctor puns were based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao what? It was like a half a movie cobbled together after a fire ruined the film. The effects are worse, the story is worse, the pacing is worse, they ruin the Cenobites with an anti-cenobite beam that turns you back into a little boy(?) and apparently you can just turn into one in 2 minutes.1 is the only good one. Picrel is what we get in 2 instead of the kino Chatterer design.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. Barker himself admitted in an interview that Pt. 2 was shit out in like six months, including writing and editing it, because the studio wanted something NOW. It has enjoyable aspects, but it pales in comparison to Pt. 1.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that they give any Cenobites any backstory whatsoever. It fricking ruins everything, like trying to explain why Michael Myers is a psycho.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>the implication that cenobite transformation is seemingly instant and not a long process of self-mutilation
      I was under the impression that time moved slower in Hell. But I might be getting that mixed up with some other horror movie.

      Doesnt Dr psych dude essentially seek leviathan /its power directly? Whereas the Cenobites are more indenpendant operators.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ebinhead

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do we save Hellraiser?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bring back Barker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine Clive Barker in 2022 able to make his movie as gay as he wants instead of just using subtext

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh i can imagine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He'd make Drag Queen Story Hour look like bible camp

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What's this one?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Imagine Clive Barker in 2022 able to make his movie as gay as he wants instead of just using subtext
          Artists are kind of hyper-moronic. So restraints on them usually work out for the better.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movies are really bad but the two novels (A Hellbound Heart and The Scarlet Gospels) are incredibly kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How gay are the books?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know about Scarlet Gospels, but the Hellbound Heart wasn't gay from what I remember.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, my Hellraiser blu-ray from Arrow comes in the mail tomorrow

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scarlet Gospels was ghost written by Mark Millar (not the comic guy) and it's incredibly obvious once you get past the first chapter that was Barker's. It also ends with Pinhead fighting Satan and the pair shoot laser beams at one another as they fly around Hell like goth Dragon Ball Z.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care if he's a gay hack writer if he can direct kino movies

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