Why did he look like this when they beamed him up?

Why did he look like this when they beamed him up?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the force is female

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hot

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Curves in ALL the right places

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DAYUM, Sheev Dasennit Frank Samhao Palpatine looks like THAT!?!?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone had to bring the t&a, and it sure wasn’t going to be daisy ridley.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Daisy has a cute butt, alas no breasts it is true.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he got infected with the gay

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whats this body type called?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      starting strength + gomad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The SUCK and FRICK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the cartoon chicken

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mrs Dumpfire.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He tried to suck in his gut like Hasselhoff and it kind of backfired.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Foreshadowing that Sheev is a troony, his plan to bodyjack Rey made it explicit

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whoever used the holoprojector last was watching porn and it fricked it up

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s meant to embarrass the actor. A sort of ceremony of embarrassment one might say.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will hunt down every single humiliation ritual poster and make them parade around their local synagogue in the nude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what is it with this humiliation ritual shit that some anons have been talking about lately? i swear they are talking about it more than usual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        someone didn't like it and so now spam it about everything

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure picrel moron said some shit about it and it got parroted a bunch because its funny and moronic.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    COT DAMN

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*everyone starts going fricking nuts cheering and whistling*
    >*wolf-like alien in the corner starts howling, eyes bulging*

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That woman looks jealous.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a dude and I'm fricking jealous god damn

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That was his true form.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sheev briefly transitioned

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trans agenda

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was so stupid, have these writers even bothered watching the previous movies?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You think episode 9 was stupid somehow? Please elaborate.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A communications disruption.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    every single time i see this thumbnail i think it's mrs doubtfire

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    natty achievable?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody hates on the prequels but the sequels have never brought the joy they did with shit like this.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GYATT

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Padmé let the Senate send an envoy to investigate and potentially negotiate with the Federation?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You want these big tiddies don't you!

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don't understand the plot of Phantom Menace, can anyone explain it to me? Why was there a trade blockade, and why did they want to invade the planet? Why did Nute and the Gunrays want to kill the jedi?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why was there a trade blockade
      Something about space taxes. I guess Naboo wasn't paying, or the Senate introduced some bill that was drastically reducing the Federation's profits, so they were holding Naboo hostage in response? I don't know.
      >Why did Nute and the Gunrays want to kill the jedi?
      Satan tells them to. I don't think either character knows what they want, except not to die.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember this. Did you just pause it at the split second this happened?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it’s some kind of Disney subliminal messaging about how men are women.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bibblebebop was literally the day this board peaked and has been in decline since

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >when they try to erase this off the internet
        why did were they so mad about this

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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