Why did he refuse to frick the hung alien futa?
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Why did he refuse to frick the hung alien futa?
Why did he refuse to frick the hung alien futa?
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>Alien
That's the thing, he knows that fricking outside of the Human race is wrong. Cause Humanity > Xenos
Says you, mammal.
Imagine putting your heart and soul into a comic and this one page being the only thing anyone ever cares about.
comic name ?
Tech Jacket. Reverse searching gave me a dead fireden (RIP ;_;) thread so I had to go into tbharchive and "view same" on this picture. People uploaded this image over the years with "tech jacket gives up on alien gf". https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/tyD-xmPydjd6TxPqz6Xe3w/
fireden is going to shit for sometime now.
WHOA REALLY? ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS INVINCIBLE
Same creator and universe. They crossed over frequently and events in Invincible effected the events of Tech Jacket.
It's not a very good series IMO. The main character got too powerful too fast.
Yeah, imagine that.
It still gets me, every time!
god damn i hate QC i can't believe I liked it as a teen what a fricking cringefest. NO ONE WOULD REACT LIKE THAT THEY'D JUST START SUCKING GIRLDICK LIKE A FRICKING MAN
the fricking despair look on the last panel can't be unintenional
Should have had a deeper heart and soul.
Should have just let the guy frick.
Kirkman deserves it. I only pity the artist.
That was never an option. Kirkman is a masochist and likes to cuck himself through his heroes.
Never liked Techknight in Invincible. Thought he was a forced character and it shows. And yeah like the other anons said, fricking her would've made him far more memorable.
>Techknight
Tech jacket* my bad, lol I mistaken his name from a One off "The boys" character. You see the problem though.
>Thought he was a forced character and it shows
But he came before Invincible! Which is pretty bad.
I think the lack of sex of it is what makes it memorable. If it was just cut to sex off page nobody would care. It’s the mystery and speculation of whatever it could be that’s so bad that it had to be passed up.
I mean she has a mouth, he has a mouth, she has breasts
This can work but he's too much of a gay
/tg/ and /m/ were right. You homies are gay. Dammit/co/
>A homosexual calling straight people gays for not wanting to be homosexuals like him
You're a gay homosexual homosexual
She's literally a biological female, born a woman, stayed a woman
>nothing implies about dicks
>op decides there's a dick
naturally
The writer described it as “a geoduck with a Xenomorph mouth”
is it wrong of me to want to see it more now
Question is, any fan art?
Not of the the appendage itself. Hell, even of the character, i only managed to find one, and it was just of her getting coom in her face.
Pretty good, but i'm curious to see how the lower parts looked like
Weird, but Techjacket is kinda low. Guess less draw guys.
Give me a fuller image of the character to reference and I'll draw speculative full frontal of her
fricking kek
>he has a mouth
who the frick wants to suck on a fat futa geoduck wiener?
>be me
>have no clue what a "geoduck" is
>look it up
She should get her dick moulded and send it to bad dragon for cash.
so she comes with her own condom?
>a geoduck
>"a what?"
>look it up
holy shit lmao
There are a lot of things that look like dicks. It's just a fairly robust template, especially for things like going in and out of holes.
Like some other dude said it was like an outside vegana and if it wasn't for the teeth he should have tried it out
So she like a hyena?
I think it's more like her birth canal is exteriorized. The thing probably doesn't get inserted anywhere, the male inserts something in the thing, or the thing gulps the peenur
Correct. It is probably a sleeve. Do we know if they lay eggs? It could be an evolutionary rest of a egg canal.
Honestly, there’s just 2 questions to ask there; can you frick it? If the answer is yes, the next question is, can you frick it safely? Because, given that it’s described as having a Xenomorph mouth at the end, I don’t think anyone is trying to end up like the dude from the movie Teeth especially if that mouth snaps shut when she orgasms
perfect for docking
Hole's a hole
>look up geoduck
>it looks nothing at all like any kind of duck
They couldn't just call it a "water-wang"? Or sea-schlong? Either one is more descriptive.
It's not an English word
I mean, Centaurian males in Babylon 5 had multiple prehensile dicks. It's a trope, but tropes are tools.
It's an acceptable situation in live action tv because budgets are a thing.
It's in Tech jacket because of the thinking in that image. More on the "cause it's funny" side of things, though.
Because evolution favors bipedial human forms. At least that is the reason with sci-fi storytelling. That is why you will always find worms or fishlike alien animals, because it is all physics.
So, just like changeling Queen Chrysalis' ovipositor?
Yes anon, just like Cheese Legs.
Can't he just pretend it's a onahole?
You tell me,
Wow Patrick, that Buns of Steel tape is really showing.
How the hell do people look at that and think 'hmm yeh i bet i can eat that disgusting shit'. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
Do you look at a penis and this that's a good luck penis and you want it inside of you?
Guess people will eat anything. But there is a certain thinking of food that looks like a body part will help. Kinda like Aspharagus looks like a dick, so it must be good for the dick. Or walnuts are good for the brain. So a Geoduck might be good for dicks!
Humans are insane. We literally can look at whatever goop bugs make from their asses and find a way to put it in a marketable jar
Because we can 1+1=2. The only question is often humans came from a wrong assumption and died. I only say vacuum cleaner - dick acidents!
Don't mind the first part, but teeth is understandably a no deal
He literally said she’s got a dick that looks like a geoduck
She has breasts like a mammal, why would she have a penis? It's probably one of those hyena-like pseudo penises, should have still tried to stick his dick in.
>It's probably one of those hyena-like pseudo penises,
If that's true he would have had to bite it off like a hyena to get it inside.
like barbed geoduck that grips and tugs
Pretty sure the guy explicitly stated she doesn't have a dick in an interview or something. Just not junk that's compatible with a human dick.
no she doesn't have a dick just another alien apendage that looks like a dick but with a mouth at the end
>No she doesn't have a wiener she just has something that acts looks and works like a wiener
So an inverted vegana tube? Dude’s a gay for not sticking it in there.
I'm not seeing the problem here.
I don't know the first thing about this comic, but Jesus Christ what a fricking homosexual.
her genitals have been described as a geoduck with predator mandibles at the end
Jackpot
Reminds me of that comic by that porn artist that later worked for DC, where Lois Lane is about to frick Superman and then she sees his dick has pincers for some reason
>Has hands
>Has mouth
>Has breasts
>Has nose
>Presumably has butt crack
There is a way
Source?
>mouth
>breasts
>ass
>can't put it in pussy
>break up with alien gf and she fricks another alien girl
>later on be in an "open relationship" and while he's fricking horse alien women, she's probably in a nice comfy relationship with her real lover
Embarrassing. Also, this is still Kirkman, right? How long is his list for cucking in comics?
Right back to his first ever series, Battle Pope.
Pope fricks Mary on Christmas, and God gets livid over it.
Source?
Okay, we know what she's got. But would you? In spite or because of the geoduck?
Probably not if aiming for long term. If not sure. Downside to long term is that you're going to have alien woman who can never get off and will cheat or need side piece for any relief.
To be honest, if i were that deep in the relationship, i wouldn't give a frick how the genitals looked. Where there's a will, there's a way
But what if there's a willy?
If you love her but won’t suck her wiener you don’t really love her. If you really love her you’d let her do whatever she wants with your body.
If there's a wiener, I contest the classification as "her". People can choose whatever gender they want, but I'm only interested in fricking one sex.
She's a female of her species that makes her a woman. I think you're forgetting that she truly is alien.
If it's an ovipositor or something, it's by definition not a wiener and this conversation is invalid.
It takes a special sort of man to actually enjoy having a wiener in his ass.
I am not that sort of man, and this dude clearly is not, either.
>get geoduck mixed up with geodude
>imagine a ball of rock with fangs at the crotch
>go to frick an alien
>be surprised it has a different biology instead of space vegana
Truly shocking
Because he's not gay.
He's straight.
Give him some slack, maybe it's poisonous and acidic or something.
Kirkman's kink for cheating and polyamory is really awful. It just keeps cropping up in his work.
Wonder what's his marriage or love life like?
I wouldn't be shocked if he's a swinger. Cucks are like furries or lifestyle BDSM weirdos in the sense that they just HAVE to include it in shit they make.
Its honestly pretty fricking weird how much cuckshit is in his works.
In invincible there’s: Monster Girl cheating on Robot despite him being the only person who cared about her, Rex cheating on Eve, Blue Alien guy, Kate cheated on immortal iirc, Omniman cucking Debbie with a bug, and in the show Black Amber was making moves on someone else while dating Mark.
There’s probably more I don’t remember.
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>entire relationship hinges on ability to have sex
Wouldn't have lasted anyways. Sex is a benefit not the entire baseline.
Because hers was bigger, if it was smaller it wouldn’t have been a problem
But he needs to insert his into hers.
Smaller = Tighter
Of course he wouldn't want to frick some lose hole
Because he's a homosexual. They are different species, of course she would be different from a human female. WTF did he expect? To dump your alien waifu just because your genitals aren't a perfect match is an act of pure homosexualry. I'm sure there are plenty of ways they could have made each other feel good. Like mutual masturbation, frottage, oral, anal and sex toys.
What’s her name anyway?
>Why did he refuse to frick the hung alien futa?
You just know Kirkman would have been cancelled if he had published this today.