>Napoleon had an average size; he took, in today's measurements, a number 7 hat. The head seemed large because the neck was short. His feet were small: twenty-six centimetres long, that is size 6. His hands also were small and beautifully made, with tapering fingers and well-formed nails. Small too were the penis and testicles.
No she didn't idiot. That qas some random opera slut, one of napoleon's 30+ bitches that historians suspected he used quickly on purpose (he was known to eat quickly and sleep little so he could enact his autistic plans more efficiently)
The truth is the caretakers of the Giza complex allowed Napoleon to sleep in the sarcophagus inside The King's Chamber and he had a transcendental experience.
People are fucking retarded. It’s still an overwhelmingly popular belief that napoleon was short. People also still think he shot the nose off the sphinx. Both myths can easily be dispelled and yet they persist.
>It’s still an overwhelmingly popular belief that napoleon was short.
Because he was lol, literally every source says so. Every painting says so. He Was A Manlet. But worse, he was French.
Ah the french...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur
Bread soaked in urine
This specific meaning refers to individuals who take pleasure in consuming food soaked in the urine of others,[2] in particular bread abandoned and later retrieved at public urinals.[3] This practice was popular in Paris and Marseille up until the 1960s and 1970s. There were numerous contemporary references in popular culture.[citation needed]
There existed an alternative where a public urinal is stopped in order to wait for it to fill. Then a person would enter it and submerge his penis into the urine of previous users. This was alternatively called dipping.
Semen in brothels
The term alternatively describes the act of individuals visiting brothels to consume the semen left on the prostitutes by the customers. This act is also named "do dinette."
In her autobiography One two two,[4] former prostitute Fabienne Jamet evokes this practice: "Back when I ruled the 122, I had a soupeur who could take thirty to forty loads at a time."
Sometimes prostitutes "fake" their performance by brushing their pubic hair with ersatz sperm made from a mixture of egg white, urine and a few drops of bleach.[5]
This specific meaning refers to individuals who take pleasure in consuming food soaked in the urine of others,[2] in particular bread abandoned and later retrieved at public urinals.[3] This practice was popular in Paris and Marseille up until the 1960s and 1970s. There were numerous contemporary references in popular culture.[citation needed]
There existed an alternative where a public urinal is stopped in order to wait for it to fill. Then a person would enter it and submerge his penis into the urine of previous users. This was alternatively called dipping.
Semen in brothels
The term alternatively describes the act of individuals visiting brothels to consume the semen left on the prostitutes by the customers. This act is also named "do dinette."
In her autobiography One two two,[4] former prostitute Fabienne Jamet evokes this practice: "Back when I ruled the 122, I had a soupeur who could take thirty to forty loads at a time."
Sometimes prostitutes "fake" their performance by brushing their pubic hair with ersatz sperm made from a mixture of egg white, urine and a few drops of bleach.[5]
>"There were fairies still too green for the Bois... One of them came around every day, his specialty was the urinals and especially the crusts of bread soaking in the drains... He told us his adventures... He knew an old israelite who loved the stuff, a butcher on the rue des Archives... They'd go and eat it together... One day they got caught...
Every fucking time.
He knew the great pyramid of Giza was an ancient U238 breeder reactor built by an intergalactic civilization, so he sought to destroy it so other nations woudln't be able to tap into nuclear power, unfortunately he didn't manage to replicate the process back home so it was all for nothing
He shat on the pyramid?
He also picked up the Pyramid with his French Imperial hands and used as a giant dildo it to rape Egyptains in the anus?
wypipol tryan destroy kang dynasty to rewrite history.
Leave his mark on history
>Napoleon had an average size; he took, in today's measurements, a number 7 hat. The head seemed large because the neck was short. His feet were small: twenty-six centimetres long, that is size 6. His hands also were small and beautifully made, with tapering fingers and well-formed nails. Small too were the penis and testicles.
>be a manlet
>conquer Europe
>crowned Emperor
>people still remember you mostly because you were a manlet and even mock you hundreds of years later
even bald people don't have it this bad
>people still remember you mostly because you were a manlet
not people only mutts and angloids
Why does Napoleon make the English seethe?
>people still remember you mostly because you were a manlet and even mock you hundreds of years later
That's because he lost
Hitler was also a manlet but I never see anyone mentioning it
Josephine also slept with Wellington and later in life stated that Wellington was a better lover.
I hate women.
No she didn't idiot. That qas some random opera slut, one of napoleon's 30+ bitches that historians suspected he used quickly on purpose (he was known to eat quickly and sleep little so he could enact his autistic plans more efficiently)
damn nigga, calm down
>Marguerite Georges
Memeington was a necrophile?
>Anus: unremarkable
He was shooting at God
The truth is the caretakers of the Giza complex allowed Napoleon to sleep in the sarcophagus inside The King's Chamber and he had a transcendental experience.
Napoleon didn't shoot the pyramids. He did however shoot at the remains of Julius Caesar.
it was making a move
>I got the Geezer right here.
People are fucking retarded. It’s still an overwhelmingly popular belief that napoleon was short. People also still think he shot the nose off the sphinx. Both myths can easily be dispelled and yet they persist.
>It’s still an overwhelmingly popular belief that napoleon was short.
Because he was lol, literally every source says so. Every painting says so. He Was A Manlet. But worse, he was French.
You obviously didn't get it, it was symbolic. He didn't actually shoot the pyramids, he was shooting at god.
Ah the french...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur
Bread soaked in urine
This specific meaning refers to individuals who take pleasure in consuming food soaked in the urine of others,[2] in particular bread abandoned and later retrieved at public urinals.[3] This practice was popular in Paris and Marseille up until the 1960s and 1970s. There were numerous contemporary references in popular culture.[citation needed]
There existed an alternative where a public urinal is stopped in order to wait for it to fill. Then a person would enter it and submerge his penis into the urine of previous users. This was alternatively called dipping.
Semen in brothels
The term alternatively describes the act of individuals visiting brothels to consume the semen left on the prostitutes by the customers. This act is also named "do dinette."
In her autobiography One two two,[4] former prostitute Fabienne Jamet evokes this practice: "Back when I ruled the 122, I had a soupeur who could take thirty to forty loads at a time."
Sometimes prostitutes "fake" their performance by brushing their pubic hair with ersatz sperm made from a mixture of egg white, urine and a few drops of bleach.[5]
Yes, women for the most part are disgusting.
>Mwaaaaa the French piss bread has always been admired for it's excellence
>homosexual israelites
Not French, not even human.
>"There were fairies still too green for the Bois... One of them came around every day, his specialty was the urinals and especially the crusts of bread soaking in the drains... He told us his adventures... He knew an old israelite who loved the stuff, a butcher on the rue des Archives... They'd go and eat it together... One day they got caught...
Every fucking time.
manlet/fr*nch rage
midge
didn’t happen
were you there? then shut up
He knew the great pyramid of Giza was an ancient U238 breeder reactor built by an intergalactic civilization, so he sought to destroy it so other nations woudln't be able to tap into nuclear power, unfortunately he didn't manage to replicate the process back home so it was all for nothing
white rage
You can see in that picture there isn’t any cannonball damage