>make a movie >star in and direct it >cast Scarlet Johansen >frick her, fondle her, dry hump her the entire movie >later admit you wrote the movie and only had her in mind >Scarlet briefly acquires Avenger tier Disney movie Hollywood power >silently nukes you from orbit >your career suddenly goes to shit
And that's how
>make a movie >star in and direct it >cast Scarlet Johansen >frick her, fondle her, dry hump her the entire movie >later admit you wrote the movie and only had her in mind >Scarlet briefly acquires Avenger tier Disney movie Hollywood power >silently nukes you from orbit >your career suddenly goes to shit
And that's how
>before don jon: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Inception, 50/50, Treasure Planet, The Dark Knight Rises, Looper, Lincoln >after don jon: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, The Interview (cameo), Snowden, Star Wars: The Last Jedi (cameo), Knives Out (cameo), The Trial of the Chicago 7
You are both into soething
>Dick makes some faux pas at a party and a woman slaps him >he slaps her back even harder with a huge smile on his face thinking he's participating in an Earth custom
Wasted all his money buying a television channel that I only watched to introduce myself to Farscape and nothing more. The rest of that channel was fricking garbage.
>Go to his YouTube channel >Most recent video is from a month ago >Only has three thousand views >Most of his videos only have between a thousand and five thousand views >Some of the more popular videos have hundred of thousands of views >Click on them >Only four or five hundred likes, suggesting that these videos have drastically inflated views
I feel bad for him, he seems like a nice guy
he passed aids on purpose to a lot of men (including an anon) and got secretly cancelled because his acts where too disgusting even for the overlord israelites controlling Hollywood
Never was all that popular, but likely had a career from having worked since a teenager doing stuff like 3rd Rock From The Sun. Showed he could act was level headed in comparison to most child actors turned adult. He never really broke out into being a big name, did a couple movies that were clunkers so maybe he just wanted to go off and enjoy a quiet life?
>talks shit about a director >knocks over bottle >sweaty armpits
Was this intended to make Joseph Gordon-Levitt look bad? Why would anyone else do this homosexuals youtube show?
Remember when Davey bought some merch from one of his films? It was like a pair of underpants and he talked about his ballsweat smell or something like that. I don't expect you newhomosexuals to know what I'm talking about
I think it was cause of that weird Don Juan movie.
how was it weird, isn't going nofap all the rage now. everyone and their grandma is doing nofap.
this. Hollywood is dominated by perverts. they didn't like a movie about nofap
>make a movie
>star in and direct it
>cast Scarlet Johansen
>frick her, fondle her, dry hump her the entire movie
>later admit you wrote the movie and only had her in mind
>Scarlet briefly acquires Avenger tier Disney movie Hollywood power
>silently nukes you from orbit
>your career suddenly goes to shit
And that's how
YAAAASSSSS QUEEEEENNN SLAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>before don jon: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Inception, 50/50, Treasure Planet, The Dark Knight Rises, Looper, Lincoln
>after don jon: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, The Interview (cameo), Snowden, Star Wars: The Last Jedi (cameo), Knives Out (cameo), The Trial of the Chicago 7
You are both into soething
looks too republican
I'm not just imagining it because of all the threads about her, but he does look like Brie Larson a bit, doesn't he?
The fact that he cast her as his sister in don juan means they're probably aware of it aswell
It’s the smirk
Give me a break bro, he was the star of Angels in the Outfield. He can work for a lifetime off that. Kino defined.
You should try going outside every now and then
have a nice day.
We’ll I just realized who’ll be playing Rittenhouse when hollywood decides it’s time.
The guy from Severance is already on that.
He got old
he's not a very good actor and isn't handsome enough not to be
also small pp energy
>also small pp energy
can't unsee it
I just saw him in Super Pumped. I thought he was great and the show was really good.
he's in a showtime show right now
Because he has the charisma of a wet paper towel
he's in the new Pinocchio. going to be a huge hit i hear
He makes a lot of weird and very pretentious movies.
Brick was dope
The premise was good but the execution of Brick was shit. College project movie tier.
well I watched it when I was in college so maybe you're right
isn't he widely rumored to be gay?
that might explain it, closet homos aren't exactly in large demand in current year
Hollywood will only force their israeli male actors down your throat for so long until they realize the goyim aren’t interested.
seth rogen would like a word
It's different when you're the one pushing yourself
He looks like a less attractive version of me
inb4 Davey
for me? it's third rock from the sun.
>Dick makes some faux pas at a party and a woman slaps him
>he slaps her back even harder with a huge smile on his face thinking he's participating in an Earth custom
Never understood why he had a career to begin with. He was pretty bland. I always assumed he was some producer's boytoy
super pumped was super kino
Wasted all his money buying a television channel that I only watched to introduce myself to Farscape and nothing more. The rest of that channel was fricking garbage.
he tranistioned into Brie Larson
>Go to his YouTube channel
>Most recent video is from a month ago
>Only has three thousand views
>Most of his videos only have between a thousand and five thousand views
>Some of the more popular videos have hundred of thousands of views
>Click on them
>Only four or five hundred likes, suggesting that these videos have drastically inflated views
I feel bad for him, he seems like a nice guy
He played Edward Snowden
/ Worked w/ Oliver Stone
He was a hothead that had to be removed
This. In interviews he came across like an unhinged tryhard
Based head heat poster
These cute actors age horribly. Dicaprio is an exception.
He was running the very successful hitrecord.org
he passed aids on purpose to a lot of men (including an anon) and got secretly cancelled because his acts where too disgusting even for the overlord israelites controlling Hollywood
Never was all that popular, but likely had a career from having worked since a teenager doing stuff like 3rd Rock From The Sun. Showed he could act was level headed in comparison to most child actors turned adult. He never really broke out into being a big name, did a couple movies that were clunkers so maybe he just wanted to go off and enjoy a quiet life?
Shane Carruth ended his career
>talks shit about a director
>knocks over bottle
>sweaty armpits
Was this intended to make Joseph Gordon-Levitt look bad? Why would anyone else do this homosexuals youtube show?
Remember when Davey bought some merch from one of his films? It was like a pair of underpants and he talked about his ballsweat smell or something like that. I don't expect you newhomosexuals to know what I'm talking about
Literally had to take time off bc he got AIDS and started wasting away.
Name a more early-2010s, Obama-era movie. Protip: You can't.
I have seen both 500 days of and inception several times and never realized they were same person. I am sort of face bland,
you might also be visually bland given the amount of typos in that one sentence, buddy
sweet dubz tho, so no worries mr magoo
You're also illiterate
Yeah well Kubrick was a hack !
From someone who says they've watched 500 Days of Summer and Inception on repeat--that's a compliment.
jokes on you, buddy; i'm some other complete moron
sweet dubz btw
Being a moron on purpose means you're a moron newbie.
buddy, i said 'sweet dubz': why you gots to be mad ?
Why does Zemeckis like him so much?
he got married to a tech entrepreneur and he's set for life
Then he should be making better movies. Why waste his time on Project Power?
he's too busy working on Don Jon 2
Because I fricked his homosexual ass in the mouth.
He tried to do his own weird content creation website that failed miserably but to his defense he put all his time into it.
Oh yea, haven't seen him in anything in a while