Why did his career fail tragically despite being in some of the most profitable movies in history?
Why did his career fail tragically despite being in some of the most profitable movies in history?
Why did his career fail tragically despite being in some of the most profitable movies in history?
Manlet
because he is a goy
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LMFAO
Not all the Hollywood twinks can have the savvy of Robert Pattinson OP
His rival Timothy Chalamet did
not handsome, can't act for shit, no charisma, short, and doesn't know a thing about cinema
he got lucky by getting a major role in a major studio, but was too dumb to take his career forward from there
in time, his gf will leave him and all he'll be is a has been in social media posts saying "remember Zendaya's ex bf from the spiderman movies? this is him now!"
>doesn't know a thing about cinema
So you saw that interview with Jake Gyllenhaal too
that was beyond pathetic
I'd get it if he was namedropping obscure directors, but Almodovar is famous enough that you'd expect someone from the industry to know him
or at least not be stupid enough to out himself as ignorant on the matter during an interview
>Almodovar is famous enough
He really isn't, and hasn't even been relevant since like 2010
That was embarrassing yeah. I wonder if there's more videos of him exposing himself as completely clueless
If regular viewers like ourselves know of him, people in the industry should too, no? And anyhow, even if you don't, don't go like WHO??
he was cast as the sweet and cute boy next door in capeshit
now those movies are done, he's aging fast and he's got nothing else to offer
didn't he also give a bunch of spoilers from Marvel movies before they went out?
that couldn't have been good for his image in the business
He did some spoilers back in the day, but I don't think that had much of an impact. At least I've seen him talking about it as a funny anecdote. Another example of how clueless that guy is
I read somewhere he's 5'9" but that has to be a lie because I've never seen him with anyone on his eye level. I reckon he's actually 5'6" in actuality.
I wonder who's taller, him or RDJ
Because he is not a Black person lesbian with a club-foot nor a scientologist homosexual.
>tldr
Fashion.
His career nosedived after the assfricking humiliation ritual.
He was already a hasbeen by the time he even joined that project
I thought assfricking was good for careers?
Bad picks and bad luck. That movie he did with Robert Pattinson for Netflix is pretty good and probably his best career work, but everything else is either shit (all thr TV series stuff) or just flops (Uncharted).
>he's not talented enough
unironically, his best role was when he was a little kid, as the son of obiwan in that tsunami movie with naomi watts, all his other roles always feel like he's playing le angsty teenager
>he doesn't have enough presence to carry a movie
which is why marvel has always put him with a more experienced actor as a lead (rdj, jake gyllenhaal, cumberbatch, tobey and andrew), when he's solo, you get shit like uncharted or that movie with daisy ridley
>le angsty teenager
I agree that he's always playing the same character but I think he's more like goofy as frick instead of angsty (that could be Zendaya though)
Some horrible career decisions albeit.
His humiliation rituals per year ratio is insane, best in the business
>not queer enough to be an lgbt icon
>not masculine enough to be a sex symbol
>not talented enough to be an artsy cult filmstar
>not interesting enough to live off of social media
>not funny enough to carry a comedy career
>renegated to Netflix shit flicks until he's visibly too old to play a teenager
he's fricking finished
best he can hope for is another spiderman reunion movie in like 15 years, but the capeshit trend seems to be cooling off
I suppose if he’s not legally gay he can leech off zendeya for a while. She could probably pull some strings.
she'll leave him for based Tim
you just wait
tombros... it's over...
He has to be an actual cuck right? Too many fruity roles and he can't stop saying embarrassing/emasculating shit in public. Zendaya is a beard 100%
Just trying to trade beards?
if zendaya dumps his ass for timmay it would be hilarious and probably drive him to an hero
it might be the best thing that happens to his career, unironically
>get dumped
>becomes another sad Hollywood story
>girls fawn over the poor guy
>gets back into media attention as a victim
Robert Pattinson did it
he has to play his cards right, though, otherwise he'll just be remembered as a cuckold who lost it all
it WILL happen
>rat faced israelite
>doubly handsome
Timmy is above that
>fricking a busted Kardashian
Not really
He's just straight
Why do modern amerimutts look so gross and dysgenic?
Accurate
he’s definitely queer enough clearly. his future is stage acting.
He wants to be the lead, not a character actor
Probably didn't suck a israelite's dick properly so he got blacklisted.
>Tom Holland
>Not sucking dick
I find that hard to believe
Because his whole career hinges on being a homosexual-looking babyface "precious cinnamon roll" and he's aging like shit.
twink death
Chalamet stole his career
Is he on drugs? His skin looks awful in recent pics, like a 40something who hasn't aged well.
brit genes + Disney steroids he took for the spiderman flicks
Bongs ruin themselves with alcohol and pies since the age of 15
he's just a gay theatre kid that got lucky enough to play spider man
twink death came too hard
also all those gay movies he did
cant be taken seriously as a male lead now that hes no longer a twink
Didn't he have a scene where he got raped in the ass
It was consensual sex
Youre right, hes around 5'5 or 5'6". im a femoid and my bf is around 5'5 theyre the same.
he's done for
didn't the same thing happen to Daisy Ridley?
never heard from her anymore
There's a Joseph Gordon-Levitt sized hole in Hollywood he can fill.
I think he IS the Joseph Gordon-Levitt sized hole
What happened to israelite gordon-Jewit?
Literally every single one of his movies was shit. He's a feminine manlet child dating a nig. The homosexual has been forced on us from the start. Frick him.
He is a disney industry plant
He signed a spiserman contract, he has 4 or 3 more movies plus multiple appearances in other marvel films before he's done as spiderman so he can just coast on spiderman films to get by really