Why did it bomb?

Why did it bomb?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough of Kiki’s delicious pits in the show.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Riverdale showrunner Guy sucks ass at making anything beyond a first season

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Guy sucks ass at making anything beyond a first season
      Plenty of people on this industry aren't even capable of that these days. No wonder they trust him with so many projects

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it would be difficult to write a television show past three seasons. Beginning, middle, and end. I cant think of many shows that stayed good past season 3.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        speaking of seasons after the third
        season 4 of sabrina was an absolute disaster

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did it bomb?
    not enough exposed breasts and buttholes to draw a larger audience

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Exposed butthole?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah we want ass shots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of parody porn films to cater for these needs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes porn benefits from having a good story.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m aware that it’s not very good, but I liked it. Will probably watch again at some point

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think it bombed since they finished the series

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too much Satan
    Not enough nudity
    Not enough talking cats

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kiki lost all her babyfat and bogged out. The show also changed to much beloved stuff from the previous iteration

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >*BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wow she has huge calves. i am erected.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too much cringe feminism.
    Too much non-white casting.
    Needed better writing.

    If the goal is to say screw those christian straight white males, those guys probably won't watch your show. The people who made this are also probably israeli.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's telling that you leave an actual complaint til the third line.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        upvoted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The comic was a lot better and has no feminism, all witches are just Satan's prostitutes and devoted to him

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She can't act.
    Pedo coomers aren't that big of an audience, it wasn't a female power fantasy so the twilight crowd didn't bite, and the SATANISM!!! was an instant dealbreaker with normies.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was sort of shit

  11. 1 year ago
    Krager

    Isn't that little short haired b***h in the Chucky show?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes you mean theo

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix bombs anything that reaches 4 seasons

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >remove Rose from the series completely
    >make Theo fall in love secretly with Sabrina
    That would fix CAOS for me

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kiki

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      loose kiki is my ambrosia

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Shipka, already not the greatest looking out there, went sticc mode which just emphasizes her giant chin and weird granny breasts
    Terrible idea. She at least had an ok body below the ribs before.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, it didn't flop

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was really, really bad after like 9 episodes.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kiernan can't act.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why indeed. It was a somewhat coomer-themed show.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with her breasts?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing, you're porn addicted.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're not in my mouth.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they want to caressed?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dormer syndrome

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yikes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kiki shoulda been cast as Wonder Woman

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >let's cast a short scrawny ugly girl with no breasts or ass
            We got all that except short.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I meant in the porno version, dunsky

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're very afraid of each other

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Actually gay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They're saggy as frick

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            no, they just start extra low for some reason.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Look at

              Like 50 year old's breasts

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no that image is an optical illusion, its like a pair of midge breasts on a normal human torso. if you cover up the part where a torso SHOULD end theres still another half torso of shoulders and stuff left.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Her or animated Sab?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Animated, but for me, it's Zelda Spellman.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What show was that and what's going on in

          Her or animated Sab?

          and

          Boxers really? Did 90s live action Sab have anything? One anon posted her cousin did

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Boxers really? Did 90s live action Sab have anything? One anon posted her cousin did

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Animated, but for me, it's Zelda Spellman.

          Her or animated Sab?

          I think that was a 90s thing but no sure about the third pic

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Her or animated Sab?

          Animated, but for me, it's Zelda Spellman.

          Why indeed. It was a somewhat coomer-themed show.

          What about Melissa Joan hart she was good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/dqA7zPR.jpg

      Why did it bomb?

      Why she look like Ella Hollywood?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because prosopagnosia is a hallmark of autism.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >no female features
        You're a gay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          (You)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i really wanna ironically marry jean unironically

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did it go nowhere after the coup with lillith as a mentor and Kiki obviously being the true successor after lucifer's inprisoning?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is this from and why is she so cute here?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's from an interview she gave at siriusXM this year

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          addendum: because she's the cutest

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sweet, thanks anon. You’re right. 🙂

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was shot in the
    >c U c K
    Everything they touch turns to shit.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bro what if we took everyone's favorite childhood supernatural girlteen comedy and turned it into a non-stop 24/7 drug-fueled sex orgy college drama?
    They try this with all our old favorite shows featuring female leads, even the Power Puff Girls live action was supposed to be some super sex-crazed teen drama thing, then it got canned because even the suits are starting to realize the liberal trannies that write this shit don't know what they're doing anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      while i'm sure powerpuff girls live action would've been dogshit the fact that they cast dove cameron as bubbles and she was a somewhat ditzy bimbo in it makes it so it gets a pass from me
      would kill to watch that pilot

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is bad because they hire women to create/write things

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    maybe reboot the series with a superior cast, someone like Grace McKenna to give an example
    Im not her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      was thinking the same thing plus kenny did play a younger sabrina. maybe tap into kenny being mexican and put a lil santaria brujaria spin to it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why does that kid on the right look 15 and 55 at the same time?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i blame dorkus

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lacked a hot lead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Moner as Sabrina, that's an upgrade

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kek please go back into your goblina cave dora and search for artifacts with kiki on it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seething

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is that the girl known for her resemblance to Maisie? What was her name again?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Only to one faceblind weirdo

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Maisie?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              exactly

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                As in who? I don't remember a Maisie on the show. I didn't see the last season.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Mexican Maise Williams (uncredited)
                and that's only from the transformers credits

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The Game of Thrones girl? She wasn't on Sabrina

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                she played mexican maise williams

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a native English speaker?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He's a pajeet. He lives on Cinemaphile and is seething about Moner 24/7.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Kiki is a weird one. She has no problem socializing and getting handsy with scum off the streets. Hell, she still freely goes to mom and pop eateries and slumming it with normies (sans bodyguard). She's a down to earth chick...
                BUT
                ...we've all seen the infamous Kiki scoul.

                It usually comes out when she's at gatherings with the rich and famous.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What is this gibberish?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                dumb kiki-newbie
                bet u don't even know about the GREASE

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Isabela Moner/Merced. It might be more clear with a black and white pic of Maisie to match b&w of Merced

            Seething

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's not how you pronounce Mexican Maise

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's just regular Maisie

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that isn't moner in the pic

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              She looks nothing like Moner
              You can stop your meme any time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She'd mog the whole cast, that's too much sex to handle

      [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      boots looks like that?!

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was it just me or did it feel like after the first season they kinda stopped making them seem evil and tried to make them morally superior. Also the girl who played Susie/Theo never got nude. She did look good as a hot elf in the Christmas episode.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Also the girl who played Susie/Theo never got nude
      While flat as frick, she actually has a good body if I recall

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they chopped their breasts off irl

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think she ever had any

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did it bomb?

    Because the main hero is portrayed by Shitka Tier Man lmaoooo

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like this type of shit if it's not too targeted towards tumblr lesbian otherkins. unfortunately that was the case here.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      would marry they/them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a somewhat less ugly Maisie Williams here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There was a behind the scenes webm posted of the cast of the show before and she actually mogged Kiernan pretty bad body wise, she had good ass and hips.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they show off a bit on the chucky show. ass is fat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they show off a bit on the chucky show. ass is fat

        I must see

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because it had no voice, Riverdale did everything Sabrina did with a more famous cast on free tv

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kiernan shipka is a bad lead and is not attractive either.
    the cat didnt talk at all, this show was doomed from the start.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kiki is cute and also a terrible actor, but very cute and not sex.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she looks like a drug addict.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A very seductive coke addict

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            High class escort

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Not that high.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              She's pure as far as threesomes with israelites go

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What a shitty tit job kek

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Beggin ya to touch a real titty and come back to apologize

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kiernan Shiksa

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't a israelitele from the start? who knew

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she got that deer in headlights thing down

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No sassy cat

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She kisses a Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Where dat homie at boi. I came her with my dick outta muh pants in hopes for sum shooting and nutting but a b***h ass lie

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was boring

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was it actually meant to be a legitimate show that entertains viewers? Or something meant to piss off the writer/director's overly religious parents?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    From what little I bothered to watch
    >incredibly heavy on feminism
    >aunts hate each other and I think one even killed the other temporarily?
    >no salem
    >troony virtue signaling, have to punish those mean old boys for disrespecting the school groomer victim

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One aunt died because she was cursed by the gypsies for disrespecting animal life and got turned into a spider/human chimera in season 3. dunno if she deceased because of that

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whole thing seemed more like a
    >Frick you for making me go to Sunday School when I was a kid dad!
    statement.And I really don't give a shit about what kind of fedora tipping bullshit the lead writer wants has going on with their immediate family.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There was an obnoxious soft filter over everything. It was like they had the depth of field on the camera fricked up permenently.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Liked the soft filter
      'ated the artificial darkness

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ella Hollywood didnt show his bussy in it.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the damn cat

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kiernan Shipka should play Gwen Stacy in a live action Miles Morales movie.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just being pretty wont get you to the big leagues, you also have to suck the right wieners

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ella Hollywood can't carry a show

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mexican Maise got literally relegated to a movie for kids with dyslexia. Soon she won't even be able to carry her fat but also flat ass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Looks literally nothing like her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's a singer now don't you know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Moner the Teenage Witch, now there's something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sex Boner

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aesthetically it was nice but the plot was trash.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is the cat?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a xenomorph made a nice dinner out of it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That'd be pretty based if a face hugger implanted a xeno inside Salem and then when the xeno burst out and grew, it retained Salem's soul, forever trapped in a xenomorph body.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because no one wants to see a bogged Sabrina

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she just looks like meg ryan and people wanted to see that for decades... for some reason i dont understand

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Should've made a gif of kenna coming in from left instead of making this jumpscare

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Where's your OC? Yeah, until you start contributing to the thread, frick off sideways

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why in satan's name would I help you out with mocking my cute and endearing waifu?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think you lost the plot, homie. I'm the only one who HAS your back. But you can't fight away evil, if you don't provide the "goods".

            Ya feel me?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        like this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          spot on, can be optimized though

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm shit at making gifs
            here's the mp4 if you want to take a stab at it
            https://gofile.io/d/uDnklp

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i fricking HATE this shit women are doing with their lips. i know they're not doing it for me but frick me its ugly

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no salem no watching

    simple as

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't understand how this b***h can be twice in one shit? Like you go in the world once otherwise, you're someone else, isn't it? If you're you, another person is a other person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love how Kiki's grease saturated little Kenny. Kind of like a dicky baptism.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think they were rubbing their faces?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wish they'd do another project together. Kiki, Kenny, Lulu, and Alyvia. We'll call it
          >"Cream Team"

          About 4 young actresses starting their own "Hooters" style ice cream truck business. There will also be a bikini car wash scene.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >bikini car wash scene
            Yes please
            Any chance we can get an action element cause I really think Keirnan would excel in helicopter combat

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >anon learns a new meme word

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        actually was trying to test if it's filtered or not

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bulbasaur

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was crap

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It could never figure out what kind of show it wanted to be. Too much time was wasted on the human characters and trying to stretch out the love triangle drama.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This was the role that convinced me Shipka is a bad actress. She could not sell being a witch or any of the fantastical stuff at all. Any time she was talking about "the Dark Lord" or magic spells it felt unbelievably cringy and phony, whereas the actresses for her aunts and the teacher lady who was Lilith could sell that campy aspect.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This was a fun show to work on. Set design and budget was really impressive. Kiki was pretty nice but I spoke to the weird sisters the most. Ross lynch legitimately loves his job. I still have some playbills somewhere from the theater episode

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dorkas did everything.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She can't act

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no tit shots
    or c**t shots

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No body wanted the Satan shit. They managed to alienate their guaranteed fanbase of wiccan teens by making the magic satanic, it turned off a lot of normies too who are okay with make believe witchy stuff for a teevee show but not hardcore sell your soul to the goat lord shit.

    At the same time it couldn't lean too hard into the horror aspect either, so it failed to really appeal to the horror crowed either, who might have otherwise vibed more with the darker tone and "lore".

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They made Hilda and Zelda complete fuggos. The only successful versions of Sabrina had her aunts be fine pieces of ass that could carry otherwise unremarkable plots.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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