why did it not become as beloved as the LOTR films

why did it not become as beloved as the LOTR films

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe because its isekai shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOTR is native isekai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isekai is fine when written by Whites or israelites with Planet of the Apes. Japs frick it up, God knows why.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't they both good friends?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God: Okay, now I will create a fierce and powerful animal. Although capable of cruelty like humans, it will also be one of my most majestic and beautiful creations. I will even make it look a little bit cute, but without losing any of its majesty. Here's a cute note. Okay, good perfect.

      Now, as a joke, I will place these animals throughout the same continent as the very ugliest, dumbest and above all least majestic, most graceless humans that I have seen fit to create. I wonder if the other humans will get the joke, I'll just leave it in there quiestly and see if anyone ever picks up on my sense of humor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they were on other continents we just killed them all you moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lions don't live in India dumbass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black Africans are much worse than Indians. I deal with both at my work on a daily basis. I have actually come to like Indians a bit more through my interactions with them. They're a bit silly but in general when they're not murdering their unwanted daughters in the womb or trying to scam old American whites on the telephone, they behave reasonably and are somewhat civilized. Now Liberians and Somalis, god damn. Those Liberians. They just sort of stand there sometimes, go "huh" and it's like you're dealing with a human stick or something.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've had the opposite experience. I've met some top quality people from Nigeria and Kenya, and then a flood of bullshit artists from India.
            The amount of times some poolander has sworn up and down that he understands something while he clearly does not is beyond my comprehension.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This, I'm under the assumption the other guy is from Europe because Jeets here(U.S) are insufferable on every level. Africans are generally quiet and keep to themselves and respond well when you tell them they're fricking up(unlike Black Americans).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aslan a cute.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Woke Aslan

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even a fraction as good as the LOTR films. This applies for the books too tbh.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lion jesus is TOO goofy for people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aslan is the demiurge

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Narnia is too watered down/ geared towards children. Also they didn’t get susan and lucy enough sex appeal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also they didn’t get susan and lucy enough sex appeal
      You know Lucy was 8, 11 and 13 in the movies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AND

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Out of 10

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought she was 15 in the last film.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they fricking sucked, were poorly made, and directly went against the wishes of the author adapting them in the first place.
    Picrel is the best Narnia movie.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it, but it's nowhere near as good, and it's more aimed at children.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's for 6 year olds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed it, but it's nowhere near as good, and it's more aimed at children.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When santa claus showed up to give the kids weapons, I tapped out

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Christian allegory
    >israelite Hollywood
    Gee I wonder

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Narnia is pretty childish compared to LotR and the world and factions aren't nearly as developed. It also has an explicit undertone of Christian evangelizing.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this had the same director as Shrek 1 and 2

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first movie did well at the box office but the second one killed all interest in the series

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What if Narnia but LOTR
    Didn't have the same love for the source material

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's fine. The books were about as good as one of the better Animorphs novels, meaning entertaining for about an afternoon or two. I have no fricking idea why they're wanked off this much.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz its gay and lame

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aslan belongs to the weiner.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We don't talk about the satyr rape caves.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I seem to remember the first movie being extremely successful, while the second and third weren't to the same degree. Not sure why, Dawn Treader was always my favorite of the books.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By the time this movie came out I think people were already sick of fantasy slop, if it wasn't by then it was shortly after.
    I just remember seeing so many fantasy LOTR style movies and thinking how moronic they looked, no surprise most of them bombed. I did go to see the first Narnia to the theater, and years later reading the book.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because the books were never as good or as popular as LOTR

    LOTR is its own world separate from ours entirely; Narnia was just some pedophile zoophile's fantasyland

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