Why did Jane Levys career die?

Why did Jane Levys career die?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's not a trust fund band like most actors.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Check again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We had this thread yesterday.

      Shut up, Sethie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she's just a Levy's jeans trust fund band and has no talent.

        Cram it, fundie!

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    steel reserve was taken off the market and so was she

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does she have to do with Steel Reserve? I remember that being a meme or something like 6 years ago.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ass too plump

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      proof?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She refused to become trans. That's why Elliot Page gets work and Jane Levy doesn't. If Jane became John Levy he'd get work. Fact!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Short

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She honestly has a perfect body

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has long toes but I wouldn’t change them at all

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has 824 followers on TikTok, what more do you want?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      so i have a chance

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad when old people get on TikTok. It's so not for them. Unless she's doing an incognito account to interact as a normal person, it must sting to not get millions of fans on social media like she got in her youth.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still would

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She shit on Sam Raimi for making her work too hard in the Evil Dead remake and Don’t Breathe, killed her own career.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it was that Hispanic who's doing the new Alien movie and did the god-awful Girl with dragom tattoo reboot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't she marry that guy and get it annuled? Or am I thinking about another Brazilian she married?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that was another dude and before she worked with fede

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sam Raimi didn't make those movies you dope. She wanted to do another Evil Dead movie

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a creature of limbo

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    poor throat game

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like an even blander version of the extremely bland Lea Seydoux.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lea Seydoux is one of the hottest women alive and looks nothing like Jane Levy.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoey's Extraordinarily Shit Playlist killed it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's kind of sad because she put everything into that show and it was almost like she knew if it didn't take off that her career would take a nosedive. her goodbye to the fans was depressing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The concept was kinda daft to be honest lad. It was never gonna last.
        Her powers getting reversed and making her dance in the meeting room was bretty funny though.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her ass is amazing

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jane has had Hollywood threesomes with Brad Pitt and Alia Shawkat. Mae Witman too, maybe. It's kind hard to say "no" to tag teaming Pittu with your girlfriends.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jane's daily routine

    3:00 pm: rise
    3:05 pm: newport cigarette, check social media
    3:45 pm: 12oz steel reserve(ice cold)
    3:50 pm: 12oz steel reserve(ice cold), another newport cigarette
    4:05 pm: first cup of coffee, newport cigarette
    4:15 pm: 12oz steel reserve(ice cold)
    4:16 pm: orange juice, 12oz steel reserve(ice cold)
    4:30 pm: 12oz steel reserve(ice cold)
    4:54 pm: 12oz steel reserve(ice cold)
    5:05 pm: 12oz steel reserve(ice cold)
    5:11 pm: coffee, newport cigarette
    5:30 pm: glass of wine
    5:45 pm: complain about Donald Trump on twitter
    6:00 pm: smoke grass with Mae Whitman to take the edge off the day
    7:05 pm: lunch-two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, newport cigarette, an italian sandwhich from publix
    9:00 pm: 40oz steel reserve(ice cold)
    10:00 pm: starts browsing social media seriously
    11:00 pm: another 40oz steel reserve(room temperature), bong hits
    12:00 am: midnight, sends a message to Fede Alvarez asking for work, gets rejected
    12:05-6:00 a.m. 12oz steel reserve(room temperature), bong hit, coffee, newport cigarettes, grapefruit, orange juice, gin, continuous movies
    8:20 am: sleep

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i never got the steel reserve meme with Levy. where the frick did that come from

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5:45 pm: complain about Donald Trump on twitter
      Wait, I thought that was her 7 o'clock routine?
      And you're missing 4 am, that's when she tries to masterbate but is too drunk to get off (uses 12oz steel reserve can).

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Over the age of 25

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how many abortions by her 25th bday?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did any other leaks during the fappening happen where people could see she took nudes while being bored in her trailer while shooting something because of the outfits? Alison Brie was another because she had on Mad Men clothing at times

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i know her name and have enjoyed her imagery in the past but tbh i cant name a single tv show or film she has been in. i mean i guess she must be known for something other than waifu fodder

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suburgatory was a good show, short-lived as it was.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun Size should be a cult classic.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex with smol woman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She fricked a homie in the Pretenders. That shit ruined Julia Styles career too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Julia Styles
        Almost
        After bourne she was done

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jane is just the right amount of cute and hot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A midge but acute

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          my ex had a body like this but also with big breasts. i'm so lonely, bros...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you think fricking Black folk onscreen is cute and hot.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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