What drives a man to want a tiny version of himself to raise?
Aggressive asexuality?
A desire to live vicariously through himself?
Did he want to groom Boba into his perfect boywife?
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He wanted to frick himself in the ass and this was the next best thing
why make an entire army of yourselves?
>why make an entire army of yourselves?
He was VERY horny
The prequels were about the parents of the characters in the OT.
He wanted a son you tard
Why not just make one with his penis?
why not adopt?
Surely there's an orphan in space who could use a bounty dad
Yeahrppp adopting good cloning bad!! Uhrmm someone without my genes versus literally mini me? I'll take the person without my genes thanks.
God you're mental.
he knew he was eventually was gonna get whacked and wanted a contingency and also this maybe
no one was worthy
based and emancipated male unswayed by stinky oozing pus holes
He was gay
He was the First MGTOW
Passing on your genes is literally an organism's biological purpose. You don't really need to find reason past that. kek
reminder that jango has a daughter too
in fact has two
disney gayfiction
You mean canon?
no george lucas involvement no canon
Funny thing happens when you sell an IP, you don't get to fricking say what's canon anymore. Sorry, sucks to suck. Maybe don't be a petulant child and sell it?
disney actively hates star wars and its fans, there is 0 reason to care about what they consider canon
>The media company who is desperately trying to milk star wars fans
>"hates them" because I didn't like the sequels
It's trying to create new fans, and hopes it can rope in enough of the old ones.
It's a weird strategy, but it is what it is.
>milk
exactly, they see star wars fans as cattle
Anon, they are media companies they don't have emotions. They don't "hate" consumers, they will say and do anything performative if they think it makes money. It's really that simple.
media companies are run by people and they happen to think star wars fans are a toxic bunch of racists and sexists
>he fell for muh ideological slop from /misc/
no, they don't actually think or believe that. They just say literally anything to sell a product. Why haven't you homosexuals figured out how capitalism works yet?
None of the old game of Capitalism functions the same with ideologues and ESG.
Because you fell for all this slop propaganda to cope with the crushing reality of how late stage capitalism is literally ALL performative nonsense. They will on one hand sell pride flags with Mickey on them and the other edit out any gay parents in the background of a Pixar film for Chinese audiences.
It's really this simple if you aren't brain fricked.
I'm not even the same anon. I merely chimed in and now you created a whole life story for me just for saying ESG. lol
>muh /misc/ and capitalism
get lost troon, kathleen kennedy was whining about star wars fans being sexist just about a week ago
>tourist makes some newbie wojack and is upset he got called out for /misc/
Yeah, she's saying that because it's a marketing ploy. Most people are poltard shut ins like yourself and generally believe racism and sexism are unironically bad, so of course their version of "course correction" is blatant commercial marketing platitudes to get younger, more liberal-minded consumers to buy products.
It's capitalism. moron.
*are not
>make a shitty TV show pandering to non-white lesbians of all minorities
>blame the fans when it flops
a brilliant marketing ploy, truly
ywnbaw, enough said
>companies are run by smart people all the time and everything is a vast conspiracy and not just moronic boomers saying whatever they think will generate buzz or attention and hopefully sell products
>anon is obsessed with trannies and says all the same pol slop when you make fun of him
>alienating the fans will hopefully sell products
What are you not fricking following? In their mind, that wasn't the goal but if the byproduct generates any sort of outrage, that's (to them) attention, because any buzz is good buzz, that's how they think. That's how every company fricking thinks. Why are you struggling this hard? If tomorrow the entire US turned into Nazi Germany, they'd have Mickey Mouse goosestepping israelites in Pixar films.
no, that's not how every company thinks, and it obviously is the goal in their mind. when a company sees one approach isn't successful it tries another
You are hopeless, it's not this complicated. It's stupid out of touch boomers doing anything they will in order to sell products. That's all it's ever been. Go on a moral crusade? Sell pride pins? Try to make Star wars appeal to girls and minorities? It's all marketing. It's all just to get products sold.
You people get so close but then just go full moron before you get to the culprit, American capitalism.
you're again projecting your own stupidity on boomers that are more in touch and way smarter than you, seeing how you can't stop whining about le capitalism and boomers and how you whined about /misc/ before I suggest you take a break from visiting that board, for the sake of your already fragile mental health
>mentioning the problem is "whining"
Again, we get so close.
the only problem here is that you can't seem to stop sucking wieners
>very smart
I said way smarter than you which most people including them are
They aren't that smart, anon. If they were they'd never produce a single flop.
>boomers are simultaneously very smart and very dumb where they make movies that apparently bomb "on purpose" in a 13th dimensional keikeku plot to do something
>imagine literally defending the youngest board and irl buying into all their schizo babble about israelites
Kek every single blurb in that wojack is true though, tourist.
Ok crybaby, they still get to decide what is and isn't canon regardless if you cry about it. That's what canon means.
George owns 2% of Disney stock actually.
Why did the cloners let Jango live after they cloned him? Get rid of the evidence, guys. Rookie mistakes, I swear.
the DNA degrades so he needed to be alive so they could take fresh samples
Imagine getting jerked off by a long neck alium
Bullshit. Just clone somebody else. Honestly, why would you want ALL your clone troops to be identical in the first place? Makes no sense. One illness wipes them all out. George is a moron.
Jango was a prime specimen, it'd be hard to find a suitable replacement (although the kaminoans do suggest it)
>Just clone somebody else
clone someone else and frick up the army idea?
>why did this nonsense thing happen in the nonsense prequels that is all nonsense?
The easiest answer is that he fricked himself with the clones thing and the timeline doesn't fit and he wanted to sell Boba Fett action figures so he came up with a literal carbon copy, Jango.
First a Gordon Ramsey turns into a homosexual thread and now this. WTF is wrong with you people? Like seriously. You're completely fricked. Fricking have a nice day already. End it. There's nothing left.
Take your meds.
I'm not the one turning a subject of a Star Wars character having a son into homosexualry. This is as deranged as it gets. Just fricking have a nice day. None of you are ever going to have hope. You're never going to be fixed. You're dead men walking. Just make it official.
probably lost his wiener on some mission gone wrong
Serious answer: Jango was one of the last of the "true" Mandalorians. The rest had become pacifist losers or psycho terrorists. He was one of the only ones to continue being a warrior without wanting to conquer the galaxy in a futile and self destructive crusade.
He couldn't find a woman from his culture, but he wanted to pass on his traditions and have a legacy, so he had a clone son.
wasn't it traditional to just pick up an orphan somewhere?
>he wanted to pass on his traditions and have a legacy, so he had a clone son.
Mandalorians traditionally procreate by grooming orphans into their culture
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Omega
>Omegawas an unmodified, yet enhanced human female clone created from the genetic template of the Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett who lived in the years following the Clone Wars
what would Jango think?
>unmodified
>completely missing half of Jango's chromosomal DNA.
Do these people even gene?
"unmodified" by not having the double aging, inhibitor chip etc
Sovl
Jango Fett wanted a clone son, specifically Boba Fett, because he desired a legacy and a successor. Being a bounty hunter and one of the galaxy's most skilled fighters, he likely saw in Boba an opportunity to pass down his skills, knowledge, and perhaps his moral code. Additionally, Boba was genetically identical to Jango, making him a perfect heir in terms of abilities and instincts.
>What drives a man to want a tiny version of himself to raise?
Someone who is evil
So he can literally go frick himself
He's gonna look just like this when he grows up.
Jeremy is a treasure
He was gay and wanted to be a father.
Literally nothing wrong with that.
Holy fricking shit someone sage this thread into fricking nuked oblivion, this is already radioactive info hazard poison. What the fricking frick is wrong with all the fricking schizoid autistic caucasoids posting here? Could had a nice convo with randoms about Jango and fun little gay shit, you all had to turn it into literal gay shit or some schizophrenic parrot game talking about capitalism. What the literal frick. This is not the fricking place. Christ guys can't we just talk about that great comic run where Jango's sister gets raped by Tor Vizsla?
All these posts, its clear you guys don't have a clone son.
don't worry, we're all gonna make it one day. just keep your chin up and DNA viable
He beat the system.