Why did Jerry own so much cereal?

Why did Jerry own so much cereal?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s cheap has a long shelf life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cereal is good

      Combination of these plus he's lazy

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cereal is good

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    90s manchild

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't cook and either has cereal or goes out to eat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Livin the dream

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wMg2Npm.jpg

      Why did Jerry own so much cereal?

      based Red River Cereal enjoyer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gross. utterly gross. worst summer of my life canoeing white waters on the canadian border. frick that guide who suggested this shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's only for men; he should have told you.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cereal is based, frick anyone who disagrees

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do despise how this term has been abused by zoomer homosexuals but cereal is literally goyslop, unless you're talking plain oats or bran

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up zoomer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he's not wrong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        grape nuts are what you should eat. makes you tough and strong

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I eat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lollll shows how much you know, horse hay homosexual boy, aren't you gladd

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you're going to eat cereal make sure it's a natural whole grain not some ~~*fortified*~~ israelite shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Truthfully, per cost, it's more costly than just simple oats. They process it and add a lot of sugar to it when it's already high in carbs. Imagine having a kid eating a slice of bread, and then candy, and that's processed cereals. Adult cereals are no better, they just lather in it corn syrup, then call it Nature's Granola and people think it's healthy.

      Add some fruit, some stevia, some milk, and oats can be godly.

      Shit that lasts forever tier:
      >canned pumpkin
      >canned tomatoes
      >powdered milk
      >oats
      >rice
      >canned seafood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No it's goy slop

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His defining trait is that he’s a manchild and cereal is the most childish food there is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What about chocolate milk and cookies?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        aka cereal

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jerrys apartment is peak comfy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did they ever discuss what Jerry paid for rent there? I think Elaine said her apartment was 1800 a month, but hers was waaayyy bigger than jerrys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why does it matter? its a fictional television show.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What does anything on Cinemaphile matter? It's all fake or people you don't know and will never be

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In the muffin tops episode George says he's paying $2300 a month for his. Jerry was on better money and would probably be in a more expensive place than George.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >$2300 a month
          Jesus christ why would anyone want to live in NYC

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Literally what in my post could have confused you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                how could a throwaway line in a tv show be an accurate way of determining what things cost in certain parts of the country?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah cause NYC is notoriously cheap

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Jerry’s place is a palace compared to most NYC apartments. I lived in Manhattan with a roommate in less than 250 sqft. for $2000 a month in 2001.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jerry made good money, far more than Elaine and George.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That hallways shape is wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is in the bottom left corner? Just a lttle table?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah something like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymouse

          What is in the bottom left corner? Just a lttle table?

          it's ten feet from his desk, so it's not like he is going to ever sit at that useless little table. And what is that little Z thing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like these floors layouts
      Please post more

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not really appropriate in a Seinfeld thread to spam other shows layouts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          reddit Black person

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frasier's apartment

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Niles' Montana apartment 1/3

          Make a thread about this, why shit up a perfectly good Seinfeld thread? homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why don't you just create another Seinfeld thread

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Niles' Montana apartment 1/3

          Thank you anon(s) I appreciate your post

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Niles' Montana apartment 1/3

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No wait, it actually had all the three floors. Never mind then. Here's the Family Guy house floor plan, but its probably not very accurate since the house's floorplan changes according to what the writers need.

          [...]
          Make a thread about this, why shit up a perfectly good Seinfeld thread? homosexual

          Go back.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >4 livingrooms and no bathroom
            I know theres a bathroom upstairs but what is even the point here?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >1 room
      >apartment
      thats a studio at best

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A studio doesn't have doors to other rooms (other than the bathroom) Jerrys apartment is a one bedroom

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          one bedroom is just a fricking scam, shouldnt be allowed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why is it a scam

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lowkey product placement

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They should get rid of or severely shorten commercials and just do product placement like like they did back in the day

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry's movie collection was pretty mid fr fr

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks like the props department just grabbed whatever new/newish releases at the time and threw some random shit together lol theres even some NES games thrown in there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Arachnophobia is kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This

        Reminder that grains used to be the biggest element on the Food Pyramid until the late 2000’s

        Maybe I'm miss remembering but I thought fruit and vegetables was on the bottom in the early 90s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sim city on SNES
      he 100% stole that from Newman out of spite. Jerry NEVER had anything beyond basic cable and a computer. Newman, on the other hand is shown to have his super Nintendo in use and on display almost every time we see the inside of his apt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't George have a Virtual Boy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm sure at one point he had two copies of chold's play 2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      whats the one above True Colors? "Saving But From The Sand" ? lol i cant be reading that right because no such movie exists

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is what his collection looked like in earlier seasons, before the product placement people got too it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Peak soul

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based i miss have a collection of shit i taped off the tv, i used to spend so much allowance money as a kid on blank tapes from kmart lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i still have a lot of my old tapes, one of these days i should try to figure out how to digitize them i probably got some gems with all that hard to find late 90s early 2000s programming and commercial blocks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jerry's movie collection was pretty mid fr fr

        The show was seen on CRT tvs, which were too blurry and low res to see much detail. You were never meant to make out anything on his shelf other than the superman figure.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >High res CRTs didn't exist
          hello zoomer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know what a CRT monitor is, but how many people are doing more complex setups like that? Most most most most most people are using composite wires to an SD CRT TV. More elaborate setups did exist, like HD CRTs, but few had them. And even if your monitor was high quality, it's still a blurry 480i signal.

            The old shows shot on 16/32mm film are being re-scanned and it's bringing out more details than you were meant to see. Like you can see herpes sores on women's lips in some Star Trek episodes that they tried to cover with makeup.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Child's Play 2 slaps hard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >water isn’t on the food pyramid
        That's because water is not food which is why it is not on the food pyramid
        Plus it's just common sense to drink water

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oops wrong anon meant to reply to

          >water isn’t on the food pyramid
          IN THE TRASH IT GOES

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He actually uses the cereal boxes and VHS covers to hide hentai from Kramer, forcing him to go out and find his own.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Favourite episode?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The ones where they over analyze a regular situation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna have to be more specific anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's the one where they act neurotic over a small detail

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer the one where George is vilified for doing something completely normal and sensible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Gum

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's mine too. I guess I'm lowbrow because the glasses gag is hilarious to me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The hot dog scene is one of the best in the show

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >This is a perfectly SANE food to eat!
          and
          >Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!
          are possibly my 2 favorite lines in the series.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >>This is a perfectly SANE food to eat!
            I swear Kramer seeped into my brain. I'll say shit like this without a 2nd thought.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The one where Jerry dates the Native American and Elaine steals George's Dad's TV guide.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everything with the cigar store Indian cracks me up

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bee Movie foreshadowing. Notice how the first and largest is Honey Comb.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually used a real porn tape
    kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They probably knew people would pause and check them complain if it wasn't real
      They had to make it authentic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you wanted to pause and check you'd have to be recording on a vhs tape at home anon. the type of people doing that were very far and in between

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          video recorders came out in the 1970s. Elvis had one that he used to record C.H.I.P.S. by the mid 80s, they were common enough for ads to appear on the television for services that would program your VCR for you because boomers were too dumb to figure out how to do it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but people weren't doing that so they could look at little details like that. they would do it to watch something later. wasn't practical to use it for random shit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes they were

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nerds pausing shows and pointing out nitpicks online was already a thing by the early 90s. Animaniacs made fun of it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the type of people doing that were very far and in between
          No. It's been a thing for decades

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i didn't say no one in the world was, i'm saying they weren't worried about the very few people who went scouring sitcoms with recorded tapes for little details

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Enough people did it for television and film creators where a were
              Pausing and nitpicking goof or whatever has been a thing for a very long time

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                hardly anyone.
                almost no one, I'd bet.

                what would the point be, pre-internet?
                who would you tell?

                write a letter to friends?
                send a photo copy or photograph of your pause VCR tape on your CRT screen to the production company?

                literally no point

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >people had no means of communication before the internet

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no means of PUBLIC multi-person communication, no.
                do you disagree?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's called meeting in person

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >who would you tell?
                other fans at cons and through fanzines. fandom existed before the internet. I know it's hard for people who have only lived in the post internet world to get this
                also, bulletin board systems started in the 1970s

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                One word anon
                Nerds

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You were born post 2000 weren't you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2023 Elaine would be a dick.
      90's Elaine: based af

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why did they never drink alcohol? Same in a lot of other US sitcoms

    are yanks rly like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why did they never drink alcohol?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yh am aware there are a couple of exceptions but its v rare innit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the show takes place during the day so why would they be drinking i guess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think Larry David and the real life Jerry Seinfeld don't drink. Kramer and Elaine drink, though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Drinking is overrated anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jerry doesn't even drink coffee let alone alcohol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he does. Decaf. He doesn't keep instant in the house though. He drinks tea too, but doesn't know morning thunder has caffeine. Watch more.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          decaf isn't real coffee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jerry had a bottle of Hennigans in his apartment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kramer and Elaine are shown to drink alcohol (Elaine gets shitfaced in the "reverse episode"). Larry and Jerry don't drink so its not easy for them to write jokes based around drinking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The most popular sitcom of all time was literally set in a bar

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that grains used to be the biggest element on the Food Pyramid until the late 2000’s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in retrospect I can't believe they actually taught this stupid horseshit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I’m still baffled by it years later, like I’m certain it’s a major reason why our country (myself included) got so fat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Protein heavy diets with intermitten fasting in the true way to go

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >it's not my fault I can't limit my food intake!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I’m still baffled by it years later, like I’m certain it’s a major reason why our country (myself included) got so fat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but they still are, grains are the basis of any modern human diet in general

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        grains aren't really supposed to be. basically made for peasants to keep them full. doesn't really provide much for you aside from fiber, which there are better ways to get.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >water isn’t on the food pyramid
      IN THE TRASH IT GOES

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >anon doesn't know about the drinks pyramid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >it's just water

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think there's a non-water drink with any nutritional value that isn't just another type of food turned into juice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually a far better diet to the "no carbs at all, no red meat at all" ones in the West being pushed now and similar to the one used in eastern countries with low obesity rates (except even MORE meat). The reason people became obese is lack of portion control, too much junkfood, bad ingredients, but most of all sedentary lifestyles.

      A lot of the modern diets shilled in the west are being motivated by resource scarcity instead of effectiveness.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >resource scarcity
        The UN and WEF don't want the goy to have access to real meat. I'm never eating the bugs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well even “based Russia” are pushing bug diets and the Chinese government is drastically cracking down on Chinese red meat consumption

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People think that bugs are being pushed as part of some elaborate scheme to humiliate them when it's really governments trying to make sure their populace doesnt starve in the impending global depression

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >20/22
            >Russia is going to run out of meat any day now
            that report is complete horseshit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >reading online tabloids
            nice self own

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He fell for the Carb meme

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Simple carbs are bad complex carbs are good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >complex carbs are good.
          name some

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            avocados and oatmeal

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >avocados
              lmao Basedboy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Basedboy
                lmao newbie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Says the avocados loving homosexual zoomie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Avocados are full of healthy fats. They've just been weaponised by putrid israelites in generational divide and conquer tactics.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Potatoes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Beans, whole grains, most vegetables. Its really not that hard to have a balanced diet where you eat heathy carb sources, just don't eat donuts and soda everyday keep it to a minimum

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well, this is a bad diet but people actually are pretty different in their gut biomes and digestive system preferences. best thing to do is try different eliminations. low carb works best for me. too bad its so boring. digestive diversity is much bigger than people realize.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Romans believed the soul is centered in the stomach and I tend to believe they were right. Other cultures probably thought the same

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There's that little known research about how your stomach biome effects you psychologically

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah of course it does. You are what you eat. That's a saying for a reason

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A big problem is the food itself is much less nutritious than in the past so our body is constantly hungry and we pile more junk into it to make up the difference.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >digestive diversity is much bigger than people realize.
          thank you for saying this. no one wants to know it, even though it is absolutely true

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >resource scarcity
        >we promised to feed thirdies better food but lol we promised things we dont have. better trick the goyim to give up their hamburgers so we can give them to china to stay in their good graces lmao i mean its for climate change and scarcity. dont you understand, since the WHOLE WORLD cant have your diet, you cant have it either!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but don't worry. the experts got it right this time and are definitely telling you the truth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Reminder that grains used to be the biggest element on the Food Pyramid until the late 2000’s
      Too bad nobody actually followed the food pyramid.
      here is the modern food pyramid. Little has changed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the pyramid was
        Did they change it again?

        Either way the basic 7 will always be supreme

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Reminder that grains used to be the biggest element on the Food Pyramid until the late 2000’s
          Too bad nobody actually followed the food pyramid.
          here is the modern food pyramid. Little has changed.

          it shouldn't be a food pyramid at all. people are very different in what they should eat, and it depends on a lot of factors. there is no catchall in importance. even that red meat stuff is now out of date because as people try to quantify things broadly there will constantly be contradictory info. get your guts checked out, get an endoscopy, blood tests and figure out what you need and don't eat processed junk

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >people are very different in what they should eat
            Wrong.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              right actually. idiot

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >right actually. idiot
                It's not. The 60,000 view of nutrition science is pretty clear about this. The majority of your diet should be unprocessed or "minimally processed" plants, some lean meats like fish or chicken, and limited amounts of red meat, alcohol, free oils, friend foods, and sweets.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nope. for instance blue zone diets are going to be good for a lot of people broadly speaking. but some people.. a LOT of people have trouble with legumes, which is a prime ingredient in those diets. Kale has a lot of nutritional value but if you have trouble digesting it, it will cause bloating and frick stuff up, so you need more citrus. Sauerkraut and kimchi is good for gut biomes so you can actually absorb nutrients that come from hard to digest foods. Nutrition is only part of the story, gastrointestinal science and your gut biomes bring it home. as well as the fact that some people need more types of vitamins than others

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >a LOT of people have trouble with legumes
                Because they eat extremely low fiber diets. If you slowly introduce beans and lentils, you will likely not encounter problems.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it depends. people have a lot of wildly different gut biomes. depending on whats going on down there depends on the foods you should be trying to tolerate. just take the amount of people with acid reflux, and the different causes, which are vast enough that a gastrointestinal doctor will tell you they don't really know why it happens. for some people it will mean don't eat peppers and tomatoes. for others it means you have to take a pill, which again changes things.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                your diet should be as much meat as possible, with plants just there because meat is ten times as expensive

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >your diet should be as much meat as possible, with plants just there because meat is ten times as expensive
                Not supported by the evidence.
                >it depends. people have a lot of wildly different gut biomes
                Like i explained, people do have different biomes, and the vast majority of people in the first world eat extremely low fiber diets. The solution is to systematically and regularly add small amounts of fiber to the diet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >lions are very different in what they should eat, and it depends on a lot of factors
            completely propaganda fried brain

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >apples are the same as oranges

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              dipshit thats a large part of it, we evolved with different gut biomes based on our environments for one thing, and humans just have a lot of diversity because we consume so many types of food but ALSO think of the fact that edible grains and broccoli or edible corn and shit like that doesn't even exist in nature, it was manmade.
              If we were eating berries and meat and fish, and not terribly concerned with long lives, then sure, you could compare us to lions, who basically eat one thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >healthy fats
        >red meat and butter don't count
        niger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >butter and red meat in same category as sweets and cola
        >seed oils and fake butter in the """healthy""" category

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >healthy fats
          >red meat and butter don't count
          niger

          Cope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Cope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            israelite

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Cope

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What's the cope though? Are you saying seed oils are good?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They've been deliberately poisoning people for a long long time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Daily multivitamin pills
        What. For what fricking purpose

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Health?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >low fat milk
        very israeli and very european chart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cheese and fats are somehow a different thing.
      Most cheese is mostly fat, what the frick where those morons on about?
      Also what does "serving" in this context even mean? "Units" in a week?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this pyramid was made by the beef industry literally and then used in schools

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The one time George truly won

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you wanna see more of that actress check out VAMP. she's so damn hot and cute

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    George is strong, he can lift 100lbs over his head

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it not uncomfortable as frick having your jeans right by your belly button? I'd rather just have my stomach hang down

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not uncomfortable. That's where your waist is. Dress with some class wear your pants and jeans at your waist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd rather just have my stomach hang down
        That's more uncomfortable and unsightly. Your trousers will forever be wanting to fall down unless you wear a belt tight, and you're in constant danger of showing everyone your arsecrack.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Beats having your crack peeking out

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You dont double dip, do you anons?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I only ever dip for doubles

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so if you post again you will get doubles?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            here's to feeling good all the time

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    S1 skelly Elaine

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers thought that this was a laughably bad haircut

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love Elaine's early season hair. So curly. full of delicious feminine odors and pheremones. rub my wiener in her hair wrap it around it. dump a load on her front wall of hair like im cumming on her pussy bush. her head hair is like a luxurious pussy bush but it's her head not the pussy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Seek help

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Excuse me for having a healthy libido.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got filtered by the Opera episode, i dont get it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kino joe davola

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Crazy Joe Davola had some slick style thats for sure. I'm similar i'm kind of a loon and I dress well, my own style combinations really.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Joe just died yesterday.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He hid cash in there.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers making fun of GenX

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never got why he was mad at George when it was Kramer that didn't tie the line.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The cereal boxes are connected to an underground tunnel system.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He liked to eat it you fricking moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd fricking KILL YOU if you ever spoke to me like that IRL

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're a weak homosexual. It's obvious. I don't think you've ever been in a real fight.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're fricking dead kid

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How long could you have lasted in The Contest?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm Kramer, i'm out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A month at least. I've done it before.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm no longer master of my domain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In an era before internet porn? Months.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they have porn channels? I'm grateful we never had a tv when I was a kid. Internet porn has turned me into a coomer even as an adult.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Only if you paid for them, but who would ever pay for porn?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Someone is making those only fans prostitutes rich

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dude, I was born in the 1960s and even I had access to porn as a kid
          I'm glad I didn't grow up with internet porn though

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >dude, I was born in the 1960s

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              still number one, kid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So this is why nu-Cinemaphile is full of right wing morons, huh. Can't wait for you dinosaurs to die off.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >nu-Cinemaphile
              been shitposting since Clinton's first term. don't forget, you are here forever

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >since Clinton's first term
                Well you certainly weren't shitposting here back then.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Internet culture started with Cinemaphile
                honestly, I still feel like a newbie because I missed bulletin board systems

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Using the quote "don't forget, you are here forever" implies he meant Cinemaphile specifically.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that's from a Simpsons episode from 1995, so pre-Cinemaphile
                internet culture existed before this place existed

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Dumb frick reddit Black person

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is this your idea of bait or are you just dumb?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Is this your idea of bait
                It clearlt worked, so yes. Conservatards are so fricking easy to bait.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It got multiple (yous) so now I'm claiming it was bait the whole time
                Yeah right nice try

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              return to reddit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Elaine has to put more money in than the guys
      kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Since it's for money probably awhile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pre-internet, probably a couple weeks without too much trouble. If I came across a risque movie on HBO or early Showtime, it would become very difficult. Add to that living in a city where there are loads of gorgeous women around would make it even worse. If it's summer, and I'm out around doing stuff, mingling with other singles, and it won't be long.
      Because it's a contest for money amongst friends, probably a long time.

      I rewatch the Marisa Tomei episode sometimes just for her. She's so perfect in that one.
      Also, Denise Richards huge honkers being part of a storyline before she became a star is a great episode.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uhmmm hello? monsanto? pesticides??????
    wake up sheeple

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me its being a Brenner chad

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SHE DRAINED ME JERRY

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's the deal with frozen yogurt anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frozen yogurt is served in a large variety of flavors and styles. It also has sugar-free and fat-free alternatives. Frozen yogurt shops usually offer a multitude of toppings, from fruit to nuts, popular cookie brands, and candies. Some companies offer a more tart version considered closer to the original recipe, whereas others focus on making their own taste more like ice cream

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would you take it out for Elaine?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she's grossed out and just complains about it a bit to the other characters then forgets about it
      >if that happened nowadays the woman would claim to be traumatized for the rest of her life

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Elaine ain't no pussy b***h. She's seen plenty of wieners.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As if she's never had fat loads dumped on her beautiful full head of hair.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't like uncut, fyi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he take IT out? Elaine was already going for a kiss and knowing how much of a bawd she is would probably have went upstairs with him.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I felt so bad for the jacket

      kino joe davola

      you dont have to post anything

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Soup prices today

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all soups come with bread, fruit or chocolate
      >you have to pay extra for the bread, fruit or chocolate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thats for extra bread friut choc

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think it is

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            we should call them and get to the bottom of this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      remember there's no inflation
      soups just went from 3 to 23 in three decades but its totally normal chud

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Outside of Newman why is everyone in this show so skinny?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      including george?

      grains aren't really supposed to be. basically made for peasants to keep them full. doesn't really provide much for you aside from fiber, which there are better ways to get.

      it's always americans saying stuff like that and they're all fat fricks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        George is skinny in the earlier seasons

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no he isn't

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. he is

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no he isn't

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. he is

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                You already lost anon, take the L

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                %3D%3D

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                MC BLT MC BLT

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this would fit well in an episode, then Kramer/Elaine ruins everything and George loses the job

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                elaine is so cute bros

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Powerful.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Rip

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            t. Hasn't seen the show

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the americans that are fat are eating a bunch of bread and grains. thats the shittiest part of our diets. thats why low carb gets so popular

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're a moron gay? oh cool!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        George isn't really that fat
        He's short and stocky with a little gut

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          in his defense I can say he doesn't look like a person who's ever been thin since childhood, some people are just fat I guess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They walked much more because it's not worth sitting in New York traffic unless you're going somewhere far.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats true, the show has dozens and dozens of times when they decide to just walk to the location instead of getting a cab or trying to find a parking space

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That used to be normal.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm losing it!

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry what am I gonna do for fruit?

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of deck did jerry play?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably red and blue for Superman colors. The red part mostly silly goblin cards and the blue part largely counterspells.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stompy

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Elaine wants to have sex AGAIN meanwhile you guys want to watch some college football

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Been waiting for someone to post these.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    to get advertisement sheckles you dumb goyim

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We all agree that Jerry, character and actor, is by far the worst element of the show, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At the start maybe but by S3/S4 Jerry is just as good as the rest of the cast, i've never understood the hate he gets

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah. people who think this don't understand the role of a straight man in comedy. if he was gone the show would be scattered and lose itself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >people who think this don't understand the role of a straight man in comedy
        this, it's harder than it seems

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We all agree that Jerry, character and actor, is by far the worst element of the show, right?

        He's the straight man, the central character everyone is friends with, and he's the snarky one. He doesn't always get the biggest laughs, but he's essential for the show.

        None of the cast are friends with each other, which is commented on in the show. Elaine and George get stuck together without Jerry and realize they have nothing to talk about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Larry David is a better writer and actor but he is alright
      He gets better and the point isn’t to have him be the funny one, he is simply the person the narrative is centred around and the straight man
      He isn’t ego-ing all the funny lines to himself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he'd probably be the quirky one in a more boring sitcom, it's just that the others are over the top wacky

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sugar
    >starch

    cereal is literal poison

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your life is much worse than Georges ever was

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thinking lesbianism was hot.
        what a pure & innocent time lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can't relate, mine's a lot better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      None of the characters had bad lives
      >Friend's
      >Love
      >Well paying jobs/money

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As much as i love Season 4 the TV show plot is boring

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The contest is the best episode, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you keep trying to form a consensus? Frick yourself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go be an edgy zoomers in another thread

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >edgy zoomers
          I'm old enough to have a zoomer kid, idiot.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No you arn't, zoomie

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm almost 40 but it's nice that I still appear to have that youthful personality.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm almost 40 but it's nice that I still appear to have that youthful personality.

              alright guys, that's enough. .

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you usually just regurgitate the opinion of critics?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you so insecure?

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IT SHRUNK JERRY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was the baby's room, afterall. baby dicked George lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      best comback is to laugh at the size of her breasts, tell her she has manly facial hair, say her ass it too fat or skinny.
      guys have a million come-backs to this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the point wasn't that it was an insult, its that it wasn't representing his real size

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          of course, but it became an insult the moment she laughed.
          and realistically how (and why) would he ever prove "shrinkage"?
          just trying makes him look weak and desperate

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            looking weak is responding to her by insulting her looks at what you think makes her insecure. laughing is unintentional. do you know how laughing works?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        low iq chud response

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm good with that, Captain Soi.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      milions of years of evolution, women still don't know some guys are growers and not showers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "grower" is just an excuse. women know and have always known.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >don't know
        anon they just want to emasculate and ridicule men

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      George could be incredibly brave at times.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its not much of a mystery why a vegetarian would have a lot of cereal. He probably had a lot of rice too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was only off meat for one episode.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that an actual ferrari or an mr2?

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the time george dumped his hot girlfriend because he wanted to be friends with jerry's ugly masseuse b***h

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make gifs from here

    https://seinquotes.com/

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the planet Saturn is in the logo of the show - saturn is the "harvestor" of wheat/grain in Greco-Roman mythology

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not the hecking environmentino

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Easier to lure kids.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    prettiest girl entered the chat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ahem

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Pez is a kino as frick episode

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she was very cute when she ask what can she do to make it right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how effortlessly sexy, she just pushed that chair with her feet and its hot as frick

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its a 90s thing.
    we used to eat so much garbage back then. even toys were cheap plastic trash. 90s and early 2000s were a weird time where capitalism was at its peak

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had a seinfield scenes on youtube and right as I see your gif this starts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG7ymv0ptLo&ab_channel=JacobPowell

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >American cereal
    You guys are basically eating bowls of icecream for breakfast. No wonder you're so fricking fat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People used to eat cereal for breakfast all the time and weren't fat. Now all three meals are junk food washed down by soda.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’a a single man too lazy to cook and cereal is the easiest thing you can eat, even easier than bread

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