Why did Marv turn into a skeleton?

Why did Marv turn into a skeleton?

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    bidenomics

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Skeletons with hair somehow still in place freak me out

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    i don't want to alarm you but there's a skeleton inside you right now

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you, homosexual.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he's inside you?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you have a big ole bone inside you RIGHT NOW

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      AHHHHHH

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I believe them bones are me.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever you and your lover are up to, leave us out of it. You do you.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Inside your dad maybe.

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It was a metaphor that eluded to the Metamorphosis (Kafka, not Ovid), wherein Marv at this moment experienced self-actualization and completed his journey of reflection as he changed physically into a skeleton. Mentally, his mind was transported to the fifth (possibly the sixth) dimension where (if you believe Nietsche) he was able to reconcile his ego and id to become the ultimate bandit. But his obvious studies of Nihilism prevented him from achieving his alpha self and he turned back into his human form, having gained and lost enlightenment in what we perceived as seconds but to him was a thousand lives.
    At least according to the directors cut.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Stop biting my style and easily overcoming it.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      But it'd be much funnier if he had said "No meat touching please."

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    He was listening to Evanescence

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone turns into a Skeleton in a John Hughes movie.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic because John Hughes is a skeleton now. Do you think he knew he would cuck out and become a shameful skeleton?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        no bones about it. He knew

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        He would have a bone to pick with (You).

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >nice work bone daddy

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it’s pretty funny tbh. Surprised the principal in Ferris Bueller didn’t turn into a skeleton when his sister kicks him five times in the face

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you make this thread again?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Tv shows have reruns. Cinemaphile boards have reruns

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        comfy

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      shut up

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best way to enjoy chilean sea bass, or so i've heard

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    best thread on the board rn

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Well, you see, Marv was actually a shapeshifting alien whose natural state was that of a skeleton. In order to blend in with humans, he normally took human shape. But when he got electrocuted, he temporarily lost control over his ability, and reverted to his natural form.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      this also explains how he became a cop for one scene

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because boner from U2 woke him up with loud music.

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I like the theory that Kevin’s dad is like some supervillain crime lord and that he’s manufacturing Kevin to be able to beat any competition, and that there are metahumans in this universe. The “wet bandits” are invincible but stupid and were actually sent to rob the house and Kevin being left behind was all part of the plan so Kevin could develop his powers, which would explain why they have so many kids…or experiments. The old man is an aging superhero who’s trying to take Kevin in under his wing. The police ineptness could mean that the dad owns the police and purposely made them stay out of it (and also why Harry is dressed as one in the beginning). At the end of the film the dad very almost sinisterly picks up Harry’s gold tooth and doesn’t react to it in any way.

    In the sequel Kevin’s dad realizes Kevin must be destroyed which is why literally everyone is a bad guy in that movie except for the old lady that can talk to birds. The police have also lost their ineptitude, suggesting that Kevin’s dad is losing his influence, power, AND money, which is hinted when he freaks out about the room service bill.

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    when you get electrocuted it creates an X-ray effect and everyone can see your skeleton. it's not that Marv turned into a skeleton it's just that you can see through the rest of him

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if they turned him into this instead This thing is inside of you right now

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      is that vein of psusy lups??

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3731463/
    >We found 51 fatal and 62 non-fatal but serious electrical accidents. Most of them occurred between 1920 and 1940 and involved transformers that provided output currents well above the threshold for the induction of ventricular fibrillation. The accidents led to recommendations and regulations to improve safety for operators and patients, and spurred manufacturers to technical developments that culminated in fully electrically shockproof systems by 1935.
    >Although largely forgotten, the development of the shockproof X-ray systems we take for granted today lasted about 4 decades and was associated with considerable human suffering. The complete solution of the problem is a success story of engineering realised by contributions from all parties involved.
    So the trick is it's not that electrocution causes your skeleton to become visible but instead that for a long time after X-ray machines were first introduced a number of people were electrocuted by them due to the shock proofing not being in place yet. And during this time a meme formed that associated X-rays with electricity and electrocution with your skeleton becoming visible. After the shock proofing was in place everyone mostly forgot these electrocutions ever happened, but the meme of depicting electrocution as making your skeleton visible persisted, leaving us with a seemingly random and bizarre visual of electrocution doing something in cartoons or movies that we know it doesn't actually do in real life.

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

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