what a hilarious comment. a guy who doesn't think sci-fi movies are good talking to a guy who obviously likes them. where will we go from here? gee whiz, what a great communication.
did i fucking say it was retard? i obviously think it's going to be good. keep your gay sarcastic reddit comments to yourself. i dont' care. you're not funny or entertaining.
I really liked dunc but fuck sake the casting is fucking off in nearly every part
This piggy bitch is not gonna sell the most beautiful woman in the galaxy to me.
Well, Paul was supposed to be charming and regal, Chani was supposed to be exotic and mysterious/intriguing, the Harkonnens were supposed to be deranged sociopaths and redheads, the Fremen were supposed to look like Arabs, and Yueh was supposed to have a relatable backstory.
Vileneuf never cared.
Oh, the Christopher Walken casting was definitely his choice. No one but genuis Dennis would ever think casting the fatboy-slim meme guy for a Dune adaptation is funny. It takes some serious reddit mentality to go that far.
He has a choice, but he chose to be a cog in the machine than rise above it. There's a reason why guys like Spielberg, Lucas, Stallone and Eastwood became legends. They took their meager earnings and reinvested it into their own brands so that no one could deign to tell them what to do when they decided to make a movie.
>No they weren't.
Yes, they were. Both Jessica and Alia get their red hair from their Harkonnen heritage as well.
Stop being a Villeneuvetard already and accept that his Bond-villain parody baron was a compelete fuckup.
Stop projecting, retard. Villeneuve is trash, as is Lynch's shit. There's not a single mention in the book the Harkonnen being redheads. Prove me wrong. You can't.
>as is Lynch's shit.
Well, Frank Herbert liked it. The visuals most of all. But I guess between him and you, you have way more authority.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Frank Herbert was senile and dying when he 'approved' Lynch's cinematic bowel-movement. It's doubtful he really even knew what he was looking at.
6 months ago
Anonymous
People like you are why Brian Herbert got away with raping his father's legacy, and why Dennis Villeneuve and Hans Zimmer got to piss all over the sorry remains.
I hope you're proud.
Nephilim/Clown Aesthetics reference, presumably.
High shrieking laughter. Mania. Aggression. The "Flower Gag".
The heart plugs placed where a squirting flower would be on a clown's costume.
Pushing over the little guys cleaning the dead animal like a circus tent stunt.
No ceilings and high wires everywhere on Geidi Prime, again suggesting the psychic space of a circus big-top.
Big zig-zag patterns everywhere. The Baron appearing "tall" because of his floating device.
If you think this isn't something Lynch would do, just look at the dogs Paul and family are carrying.
They're highly-bred "pure-breeds" extremely distorted from their original form. They are the result of long-term breeding programs, like Paul is. Yeah, Paul looks like a "regular human", but inside he's as far from a human as those little pugs are from a wolf.
No. She's aristrocratic pretty. Look at the British Royal Family's women. Her attraction is the soft power she wields, not her sexual attractiveness. Paul was not attracted to her and only married her to gain legitimacy to the throne AND to keep the BG in check.
>No. She's aristrocratic pretty
Paul's attention came at last to a tall blonde woman, green-eyed, a face of patrician beauty, classic in its hauteur, untouched by tears, completely undefeated. Without being told it, Paul knew her—Princess Royal, Bene Gesserit-trained, a face that time vision had shown him in many aspects: Irulan.There's my key, he thought.
>this is that ultra hot genetically enginereed beautiful princess I was telling you about
Does Hollywood these days have a requirement to cast ugly people? I don't get it. You can find random cashiers that look better than that.
On a side note, the whole cast is ugly as fuck. And they can't even act so I don't get the point.
I genuinely think they didn't want to get a pretty woman to upstage muttdaya and they were contracted to put her and the skinny israelite in the movie to begin with
I've actually noticed this in many movies. Diane Kruger pronounces Menelaus as "men in Laos".
it's not just names either, even SAT level words will trip these retards up. Nobody at the table reads dare bring it up and you have these emperor's new clothes type scenarios
some of those can probably be ascribed to different mother tongues
what I couldn't suffer though is for example the way they pronounce symbiote in the Venom movie
SYM-BYE-OAT
>Ah-trey-dees
Ooooh, the secret of your touch.
Ah-trey-dees!
Ooooh, I like your smile so much.
Ah-trey-dees!
Ooooh, the way you spin me round.
I'm going down - down - down to Vegas.
I feel so bad for this movie series because the studio is clearly hedging their bets by forcing Denny to cast all these current year comic book movie actors because they don't believe for a second the general audience wants Dune on the big screen. (And they're right)
If they fucking cast a 10/10 gorgeous woman with DD tits as Irulean and a sexy Med/Arab woman as Chani the movie would have done better. I literally have read the entire series but avoided the movie due to casting. And I generally enjoy Denis’ filmography.
They really fucked up with the casting.
weirdest shit in the book is that fremen speak broken serbian (serbocroatian, whatever). the only instance of their speech is "ima voda okolo i korenja okolo" and it immediately gets translated to "there is waters and roots around here" and while the formulation isn't exactly the native one it's so specific that he obviously did not even bother to mask it. the book drops the ball towards the end where it becomes a weird merchant of venice stage play with chucky the princess jobbing the baron.
florence pigh
probably gonna be sci-fi movie of the year but people here are gonna shit all over it anyway
star wars jedi survivor is the sci-fi of the year i’m afraid
>i say movie
>you say a video game
okay retard
there are like four or five good sci-fi movies in the history of cinema so that's really not a high bar
what a hilarious comment. a guy who doesn't think sci-fi movies are good talking to a guy who obviously likes them. where will we go from here? gee whiz, what a great communication.
Welcome to Cinemaphile
>sci-fi movie of the year
That's really not a hight bar to set
did i fucking say it was retard? i obviously think it's going to be good. keep your gay sarcastic reddit comments to yourself. i dont' care. you're not funny or entertaining.
Even normies are shitting on dune, why was dune bad trended on google
I really liked dunc but fuck sake the casting is fucking off in nearly every part
This piggy bitch is not gonna sell the most beautiful woman in the galaxy to me.
I would
simple as
>how to pronounce ‘Atreides’?
Arthritis?
That'll do, Pugh
foken hell, anon
Nice one.
Hah
Wait, I've been pronouncing it 'Poo' this whole time. How is it actually pronounced? 'Pew'? 'Puff'? Help!
"Pig".
Less Pugh.
More Pug.
mfw when i'm a tradies
Wasn't Irulan supposed to be insanely beautiful?
Didn't you hear anon? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Too many ugly bitches make us all blind
Well, Paul was supposed to be charming and regal, Chani was supposed to be exotic and mysterious/intriguing, the Harkonnens were supposed to be deranged sociopaths and redheads, the Fremen were supposed to look like Arabs, and Yueh was supposed to have a relatable backstory.
Vileneuf never cared.
Doubt he has a choice
Oh, the Christopher Walken casting was definitely his choice. No one but genuis Dennis would ever think casting the fatboy-slim meme guy for a Dune adaptation is funny. It takes some serious reddit mentality to go that far.
He has a choice, but he chose to be a cog in the machine than rise above it. There's a reason why guys like Spielberg, Lucas, Stallone and Eastwood became legends. They took their meager earnings and reinvested it into their own brands so that no one could deign to tell them what to do when they decided to make a movie.
>Harkonnens
>redheads
No they weren't. Read the fucking book. Them all being redheads is Lynch shit.
>No they weren't.
Yes, they were. Both Jessica and Alia get their red hair from their Harkonnen heritage as well.
Stop being a Villeneuvetard already and accept that his Bond-villain parody baron was a compelete fuckup.
Stop projecting, retard. Villeneuve is trash, as is Lynch's shit. There's not a single mention in the book the Harkonnen being redheads. Prove me wrong. You can't.
>as is Lynch's shit.
Well, Frank Herbert liked it. The visuals most of all. But I guess between him and you, you have way more authority.
Frank Herbert was senile and dying when he 'approved' Lynch's cinematic bowel-movement. It's doubtful he really even knew what he was looking at.
People like you are why Brian Herbert got away with raping his father's legacy, and why Dennis Villeneuve and Hans Zimmer got to piss all over the sorry remains.
I hope you're proud.
Nephilim/Clown Aesthetics reference, presumably.
High shrieking laughter. Mania. Aggression. The "Flower Gag".
The heart plugs placed where a squirting flower would be on a clown's costume.
Pushing over the little guys cleaning the dead animal like a circus tent stunt.
No ceilings and high wires everywhere on Geidi Prime, again suggesting the psychic space of a circus big-top.
Big zig-zag patterns everywhere. The Baron appearing "tall" because of his floating device.
If you think this isn't something Lynch would do, just look at the dogs Paul and family are carrying.
They're highly-bred "pure-breeds" extremely distorted from their original form. They are the result of long-term breeding programs, like Paul is. Yeah, Paul looks like a "regular human", but inside he's as far from a human as those little pugs are from a wolf.
No. She's aristrocratic pretty. Look at the British Royal Family's women. Her attraction is the soft power she wields, not her sexual attractiveness. Paul was not attracted to her and only married her to gain legitimacy to the throne AND to keep the BG in check.
>No. She's aristrocratic pretty
Paul's attention came at last to a tall blonde woman, green-eyed, a face of patrician beauty, classic in its hauteur, untouched by tears, completely undefeated. Without being told it, Paul knew her—Princess Royal, Bene Gesserit-trained, a face that time vision had shown him in many aspects: Irulan.There's my key, he thought.
Oh damn that's insane, I'm going to jack off to that for sure bro!
This has never been a thing and I have no idea where online retards conjured it from. Her appearance is mostly described as "tall".
okay, let me just google "florence pugh height" real quick
Also google "florence pugh carcass quality" while you're at it.
Substandard all fat
she should be banned from "acting" after the garbage she served in black widow
not to mention she looks like garbled shit
>this is that ultra hot genetically enginereed beautiful princess I was telling you about
Does Hollywood these days have a requirement to cast ugly people? I don't get it. You can find random cashiers that look better than that.
On a side note, the whole cast is ugly as fuck. And they can't even act so I don't get the point.
I genuinely think they didn't want to get a pretty woman to upstage muttdaya and they were contracted to put her and the skinny israelite in the movie to begin with
the whole point of Irulan is that she upstages Chani and mogs the shit out of her and then spends all of Messiah seething about it
I mean ... if I had to choose between Pig and Zendaya, I probably would consider Pig more attractive.
So you wouldn't break a buckette?
>ultra hot genetically enginereed
it doesn't say that in the books though, incel
>black cock coffee bar
She is too stout and neckless to play a human princess.
NECKLESS FREAK
Do you suppose actors ever read the book the movie they are in is based on?
Zendaya the polymath pronounced it correctly in the same trailer…
>Do you suppose actors ever read?
isn't she a little too fat for this role?
She gets wider every time I see her.
I hated the first movie but I might see this one just for her
>It's Shrimple. We eat the Atriedes.
>A BUFFET IN MY NAME!
>Usul orders a big one. Again; it is the triple!
>Epic music plays
Forgot pic.
>DESSERT POWER
I've actually noticed this in many movies. Diane Kruger pronounces Menelaus as "men in Laos".
it's not just names either, even SAT level words will trip these retards up. Nobody at the table reads dare bring it up and you have these emperor's new clothes type scenarios
some of those can probably be ascribed to different mother tongues
what I couldn't suffer though is for example the way they pronounce symbiote in the Venom movie
SYM-BYE-OAT
How is it supposed to be pronounced?
meh nuh lay uhs
Well, since no one has answered the question, how do you pronounce Atriedes?
Ah-trey-dees
>Ah-trey-dees
Ooooh, the secret of your touch.
Ah-trey-dees!
Ooooh, I like your smile so much.
Ah-trey-dees!
Ooooh, the way you spin me round.
I'm going down - down - down to Vegas.
The real question is how to pronounce
>Giedi
And did George Lucas steal it?
I always thought it was written "ignoranus"
I'd definitely ignore her anus. Shit would be like a supermassive black hole.
It took me a second read to see if something was wrong with what you wrote, am not dissapointed
reminder
I follow Frank on most of these but I will never say 'benny jezzerit'.
How do you pronounce it?
The geezer pronounced Chani as "Jay-nee". He's objectively wrong.
>7 vachani's
Sounds like some Brit nickname
>Ey, is that ole Benny Jezza?
>Benny Jezzarit you ole bastard, come ‘ere and give us a ‘ug.
Uh, come and rock us, Amadeus!
I don't understand how that is supposed to help. How are you supposed to read the words on the right?
are you 8 years old? have you never looked at a dictionary?
>Fedaykin-kun no, not my shai-hulud, I spice from there
>uh tray uh deez nutz!
A tray o' deez nutz
my audio book gottem all right
-AHCK
>beauty is in the eyes of of the bee holder
>not a single bee
A bee holder doesn’t stop being a bee holder when bees aren’t present.
I feel so bad for this movie series because the studio is clearly hedging their bets by forcing Denny to cast all these current year comic book movie actors because they don't believe for a second the general audience wants Dune on the big screen. (And they're right)
If they fucking cast a 10/10 gorgeous woman with DD tits as Irulean and a sexy Med/Arab woman as Chani the movie would have done better. I literally have read the entire series but avoided the movie due to casting. And I generally enjoy Denis’ filmography.
They really fucked up with the casting.
weirdest shit in the book is that fremen speak broken serbian (serbocroatian, whatever). the only instance of their speech is "ima voda okolo i korenja okolo" and it immediately gets translated to "there is waters and roots around here" and while the formulation isn't exactly the native one it's so specific that he obviously did not even bother to mask it. the book drops the ball towards the end where it becomes a weird merchant of venice stage play with chucky the princess jobbing the baron.
>there is waters and roots around here
Actually, it's "This is the water and this is the well."
Ah-tray-ih-dees? I dunno, I never watched anything Dune.
pengwing
test
Correct way is ah-TREE-this
Everything else can go suck a dick or learn Greek.
Pig woman
>My name is Wilford Brimley, and I'm here to talk to you about House Atreetus
>a tree deze nuts