Why did people watch this unrealistic show?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did people take the obviously experimental and totally unnecessary israeli MRNA vaccines? Who knows. Stupid ass goyim cowardly cattle mostly likely. No refunds whatsoever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How can you gloat about your accidental right choices? We'll take you with us.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No. You shan't, captain vaxxtard. I'm going to edge myself to a huge orgasm on your grave, butt naked. I will taint your coffin with the smell of my ass, within 5 years. Guaranteed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. clott adams

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            dilbert 2 remains one of the most touching cultural achievements of all time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        survival instinct isnt "accidental" xD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Meds. Now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unnnff. Vax tears. So thirst quenching.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another woe is me thread

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >unrealistic
    Why do you want realism for your entertainment?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Personality gets you a long way anon. Not that any of the misanthropes on here would know.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Doug is strongfat, charming and funny.
    It's very realistic that she'd fall for him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >strongfat
      Do normal people really even make a distinction between strongfat and weakfat, or is this just fatty cope? I know there are some fat dudes who are strong as an ox and some who are just total lards, but do normies even see a difference between the two?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah there's a difference, you can normally tell from looking at people, strong fat people usually look more solid and less jiggly than fatfat people

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        normie women have some understanding on a subconscious level, they're wired evaluate strength (protection) in a potential mate. most men don't know the difference tho

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        80% fatty cope, 10% women with daddy issues, and 10% homos with a bear fetish.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Women think Kevin James is cute af go look at the comments in his comedy routine videos.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it’s obvious at the extremes, you can tell a linebacker from a guy who sits in a computer chair and eats Hot Pockets

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Strongfat = Mechanic/Block Layer type
        Weakfat = PC nerd type

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you even need to ask? There is a clear difference between fat construction workers and fat nerds.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm more intellectual so am better

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            An intellectual would realize the value in attaining strength.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Why do you even need to ask?
          I'm asking what normies think, and normies are notoriously oblivious of things that 4chinz would consider rather obvious.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if someone is a cumulus cloud of flesh, I'd say they're fat. a guy with a beer belly who's still strong, I'd probably say he's big. some girls think type two is a cuddly bear.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >a distinction between strongfat and weakfat, or is this just fatty cope?
        you tell me, jabroni

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Did he died?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            if covid didn't then nothing will
            kevin james is eternal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking Doug

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No normies once again are too stupid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was a high school football jock who gained weight over his muscles after school

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's believeable in the first few seasons and gets continually more unrealistic because they just roast each other all the time. Got really depressing towards the end for a "comedy" show.
      Also while I can see Doug finding a women way above his league because of his humour, Carrie always seemed pretty shallow so the pairing wasn't that great.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As your marriage ages boundaries are lessened. Wife and I pick on each other constantly after 16 years together.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Me and my girl are just about to cross 5 years and we roast each other and fart on each other

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My wife and I are from civilized society where one does not act like a black or various other sorts of immigrants. And subhumans. But I suppose society needs poor, crass whites like you.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Cope, you lazy fat. We are worth more than you.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You are worth what whites are willing to offer you outside your local Home Depot.

                You don't have a wife you larpy homosexual.

                No larp, incel.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Post NW

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You don't have a wife you larpy homosexual.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I fell in love with my wife when we first met because she stood up and farted at a party. The no shits given attitude was amazingly attractive.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sure but who the frick wants to see that kind of reality in a family friendly, comedy TV show?
          I'm not saying they should live in harmony every episodes, that'd be boring but I get the feeling after S02 that they really hate each other.
          For a show that's supposed to be comfy (imo) that's not that great.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I have the same problem with Everybody Loves Raymond. It's so obvious Ray and Debra hate each other's guts. It's painful to watch because I know realistically if that couple existed in real life they would be divorced already. They barely had any moments showing that they loved each other at all.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I've never seen this but if it's similar to KOQ, I agree.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >strongfat
      What a cope

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Power lifting is a thing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you're the one that's coping bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      #
      >strongvax
      What a clot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      agreed, but it’s his job that’s the big issue. irl she would eventually break up with him.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The chick was hot

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was comfy.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    one scored above par because of his personality, one had to settle for way less because of being a grade A b***h..

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Heard kevin is a grade-a c**t in real life. Which is odd considering he has nothing worth being egotistical about

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just like the British version of him James Corden

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Corden vs Kevin James in a boxing match
        who wins?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kevin James easily, he has an amateur wrestling background and has been training MMA for several years

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >unrealistic
    Unlike beaners and Blacks living together in harmony in some coloured utopia, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah most unrealistic thing about the show was deacon being a 100% white guy except for his skin colour.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    funny show

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they should have made Kevin James get more weight

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that episode when Leah Remini's pussy slipped out her shorts and it was years before anyone noticed so they removed it from reruns

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Im going to need proof of these claims

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pics or it didn't happen

        This. All I can find are shopped nudes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pics or it didn't happen

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        This. All I can find are shopped nudes.

        It was network TV, there was no way a wardrobe malfunction just slipped by, anon was obviously BS'ing

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun at first but as the years went by the love went completely out of their relationship and the humor became increasingly mean-spirited.

    By the end of the show I wish they had actually divorced rather than the nonsensical ending it got.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >unrealistc
    Doug is a fat Chad and could easily bag a girl like that. In fact he could have done better.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing that he was comically obese in 1998

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's not enjoyable to watch a married couple live a childless life.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    'realism' is newfangled nonsense
    no-one watched 90s sitcoms expecting them to be remotely realistic. it was just 20 mins of midwit distraction with a laugh track

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    carrie is hot but she's not that hot and everything else about her is repulsive
    doug is handsome, good at his job and quite athletic if you watch him when he has to move. he's just really fat and not very ambitious, which are his only negative points.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    was jerry stiller capable of anything other than monotonously shouting all his lines?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One of my favorite lines ever on TV was his Seinfeld “as i rained down blows upon him”, not shouting. He’s funny (was)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he was based

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was funny and made me feel good. King of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond, Married... With Children, Home Improvement, Malcolm In The Middle, The Nanny. All of these shows had that stereotypical "nagging housewife, but she's funny and/or hot" thing going on and they were all great.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Patricia Heaton on Raymond always did it for me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She was so fricking hot.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fat ugly wagecuck gets a hottie wife
    I want to believe

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it fricking sucked but I would let Leah Remini do absolutely anything to me

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like how she starred as a wife in that new sitcom and they killed off her husband just to replace him with Kevin James.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Strong fat is like a guy who does manual labour job like working on a building site but he's fat because of eating gas station food and other trash food
    Weak fat is pc nerd who works in IT or something and sits on ass all day eating chocolate and drinking coffee and coke

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it was def one of the 'better' daytime sitcoms from its time, which obv isn't saying much but not a snide comment either
    it did launch patton aswolt's career though who of course we all love here on Cinemaphile lol

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever seen this guy in anything I didn't enjoy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      from the director of the director of the director of ..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MART MART is great purely because of the memes it spawned

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly doubt anyone has actually watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 or know it even exists lol

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't have cable, it was ok

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's not though. It's super common for that pairing to happen. At least, it was that common until younger millennials and generation Z came along. The chubby man's man who is a giant goofball + sarcastic hot wife is a pairing as old as time itself, going back to shit like the Honeymooners. And it's fairly realistic, at least for older generations, because those guys usually were high school athletes who married the pretty smart/popular girl. But once those guys get out into the real world, and they're not playing sports all the time, all that muscle and that manly man lifestyle makes them fat and those women just get tired of their bullshit but they are still in love with the man they used to be. I guess you have to be a certain age to get it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The standards for what was attractive in men has changed over the years. It used to be jocks were the hot shit and people just accepted they were going to become schlubby blue collar guys, but with millennials men had to be in better shape while at the same time it became okay to be a nerd. Meanwhile the standards for women laxed. So you get the stereotypical millennial couple that's either still the sarcastic hot girl but the guy is a lot softer and skinny fat or you get the couple where girl is the "pretty" fat one and the guy is some low test nerd. And then Gen Z just sort of fricked with everything. The standards for Gen Z men are basically either be a muscular bad boy butthole Jake Paul or some weird artistic druggy, but in either case they're covered in tattoos and don't have a real career. At least the standard for Gen Z women lets them have a big ass and wear tight pants to show it off like bawds on social media. They definitely had to go back to being kind of slim and pretty, they're just allowed to have big breasts and big butts at the same time

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Friends way way more unrealistic, yet way more popular. The show was about 6 people who either worked dead end jobs, or spent months unemployed, yet could afford lavish NYC apartments and vacations.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    would it have been more believable if they lived in some outer suburb in New Jersey or Long Island or some place in New England and Doug commuted into NYC?
    I don't recall any of the plots requiring them to actually live in the city

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      King of Hoboken doesn’t have the same ring to it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        King Of Queens sounds like some shitty upstart streaming service's attempt at a RuPaul's drag race competitor looking back lol

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen fat ugly guys like that with 10/10s. Attraction is a convoluted psychological process

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Plus she would've been on top, or get plowed in the bed.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How is the show unrealistic? The roastie fricked around a lot in college and in her early years before deciding to to settle down for the the ugly guy just cause he makes a decent enough amount of money. This shit happens all the time IRL.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because it is peak american comedy

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they have kids?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Their children story arc was weird, suddenly in one episode early on they were really trying for some, then I think she had a miscarriage or something, then it was never mentioned again and it was like it never happened, then eventually seasons later they suddenly wanted kids again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      think they adopted a bunch of chinese kids in the finale
      it was basically a '30somethings dealing with 20somethings issues' show as most sitcoms are anyway so introducing children was never going to happen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was just not the kind of show that needed kids/child actors for the show to work. It was about the adults.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MY BALLS ARE GETTING SWEATY
    MY GOOCH IS GETTING TIGHT

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In what world is this caked up b***h out of his league?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that episode where its revealed carrie's dad hid her acceptance letter to yale or wherever that would have led to her leaving NY and living a better life in Florida) was depressing af as it showed she hated her current life and marriage to Doug

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its unironically funny

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MY EYES ARE GETTING WEARY

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