Why did rose kill jack? He could have easily fit.

Why did rose kill jack? He could have easily fit.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weight. it probably was not buoyant enough to keep them both above water. Although, I'm not sure that being in the open air drenching wet is more warm than being in the water.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should have gotten naked and buttfricked for warmth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They should have gotten naked and buttfricked for warmth.
        Happy pride month!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women can buttfrick too, anon. They can only be on one end of the process, sure, but still.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tpbp

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jack could have used her crust for insulation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there is no crust, her butt hole is soft and smooth, this is not the occasion for crust posting

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’re right, forgive me wise anon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              there is no crust, her butt hole is soft and smooth, this is not the occasion for crust posting

              do donut punchers really get crusty ass holes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't need to be 100% bouyant and sharing body warmth might have helped to overcome the cold even in the water. Additionally they could have moved the makeshift raft towards other bits of driftwood. Instead she chose to do nothing and not even call for help.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It didn't need to be 100% bouyant
        Then they would've both freeze anyway. Even if it was slightly under, I don't think you grasp how fricking bad it is to lie in such water for hours and they would have to lie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If she was there for hours she would have been 100% dead. She was there for thirty minutes tops.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Around 15 minutes and you're dead in those temps

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cold water immersion would kill anyone even only partially exposed to the water for the length of time it took for the Carpathia to arrive. No part of your anatomy can be in the water. Even if it's just your feet or your lower half you will go hypothermic and die.

        The real issue isn't that however it's that Jack is already in the water and attempting to climb on is not that easy. Not only would Jack likely lose the strength to pull himself out in <15 minutes, doing do would jeopardize the person already on top. It really was not all that feasible for both of them to get on. Ros managed to get one but if she fell back in she likely would not have been able to climb on a second time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > The Carpathia.
          She wasn't rescued by the Carpathia crews, she was rescued by lifeboats that went back for survivors.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't real. He was a figment of her animation so she discarded him when she got off the Titanic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should have gotten naked and buttfricked for warmth.

      It didn't need to be 100% bouyant and sharing body warmth might have helped to overcome the cold even in the water. Additionally they could have moved the makeshift raft towards other bits of driftwood. Instead she chose to do nothing and not even call for help.

      >It didn't need to be 100% bouyant
      Then they would've both freeze anyway. Even if it was slightly under, I don't think you grasp how fricking bad it is to lie in such water for hours and they would have to lie.

      If she was there for hours she would have been 100% dead. She was there for thirty minutes tops.

      In real life it was pitch black as soon as the ship sank.
      There was only endless darkness and screaming.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so it was just like going to bed at night? got it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about the bioluminscent algae?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pitch Black is an entirely different movie, moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not about the actual temperature of the air vs the water, water is much more conductive so it saps your body heat significantly faster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weather was calm. Barely any wind. It's the water that kills you. At the temperature the water was it that night, no one survived long term immersion. Everyone who went into the water and survived was able to find a way to get out of it, at least before Carpathia got there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you are saying he would have survived if she wasn't so fat?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is the dumbest complaint ever. There's literally a scene in the movie where he tries to climb onto it and it doesn't hold them both. Also, movie wouldn't make sense if he survived but that's a separate thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Movie doesn't make fricking sense anyway though. Just admit you're horny for post-puberty Leonardo ffs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cameron even admitted it was a major plot hole.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, he didn't

        • 2 weeks ago
          James Cameron

          Yes I did you little frickboi

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why did you let the titan submarine crew die homie, you have blood on your hands, repent now

            • 2 weeks ago
              James Cameron

              it was part of my artistic process

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There's literally a scene in the movie where he tries to climb onto it and it doesn't hold them both.
      She's already on it which is fricking with the weight distribution. Also he only tries like once. She doesn't try to move over, or get off and they both get on at the same time, or anything.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't a door, it was a flimsy bit of decoration from above a door and was very thin. It just couldn't hold two people.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was just a fling, she didn't want her husband to know.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP: What the frick is buoyancy?
    Go outside more

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was never a matter of space, but of buoyancy and balance. however, they are fricking moronic to have made zero effort to collect other debris and create a situation where they could snuggle for warmth.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rose is wearing the life jacket on top of the door
    >Meanwhile Jack is left to freezing cold water
    Fricking Women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ugh, what's this doing in my way? someone could hurt themselves tripping over this! better set it off to the side away from where people are walking, I'm such a good person.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn’t they just mop it up instead of putting a sign on it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Usually the sign gets put out while they go get the mop. It's weird no one came before the bus waiter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Female manager.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mopping doesnt leave the floor dry, moron. the sign is left out while the floor dries after the mopping happens.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even if you had a kind of dry mop intended to wipe up what liquid is left over after mopping, you can't be 100% sure you got it all and there's a strong possibility of an employee not doing their job properly. It's genuinely better to just mop and leave out a caution sign to absolve yourself from culpability should someone ignore the sign and slip.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ciudad!
      >Pisso Mojito!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget we're hearing the story from her perspective. She lied about him sacrificing himself. In reality, she pushed him into the ocean to cover up her infidelity so she could go back home to her rich husband and live in the lap of luxury with no consequences.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mind rot
      take your meds, schizo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but implying you don't need to take your meds for getting obviously butt frustrated that someone doesn't like something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you have to be schizophrenic to come up with a slightly different interpretation of a movie's events

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          making up things that objectively didnt happen is not "an interpretation".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How can you know what objectively did or didn't happen when the story is told by a human narrator with motives for altering events?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cause she was a terrible person who rather thought about banging a penniless artist 80 years ago then her family while on her death bed.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if I were on that piece of wood there would have been a lot of blood

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feat david cameron

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with all the titanic threads lately?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remake with tiomothee and dune coon zedaya

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    realism

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Answers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goodfriendposting is my weak spot, i love it so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fantasize about an alternative cut wherein someone is bashing this old c**t's head in on a handrail and then throwing her overboard to join her fricking homosexual bum Black person jack in the briny depths.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No he couldn't. There's an entire fricking scene where he tries climbing on and they nearly both fall into the water because it doesn't hold two people. Dear god why did you let humans invent the internet without the ability to punch people through the internet? I hate you so much anon, I hope your father gets raped and beaten to death the piece of shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut up you assmad homosexual. i wish jack had caved rose's head in with a crowbar after he fricked her in that car and then fricked her neck hole after ripping her head off.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jack should've gotten on first since he's heavier

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have you ever tried climbing in to a canoe with someone on it from the water? its basically impossible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have you ever tried climbing in to a canoe with someone on it from the water? its basically impossible
      Lose some weight tubby and you can get on that canoe no problem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah. although the only reason it got knocked over is because I was deliberately shaking it

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the ultimate romantic fantasy women hold is watching their loved one die or having them die in their arms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No its for their husband to be murdered before her eyes before she is taken by the superior man.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because all women are c**ts

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok now do it in a pool instead of a hardwood floor

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jim Carrey already covered this in Bruce Almighty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that buffoon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the point was to keep her fragile female body out of the water cause she would have died in seconds, being a woman.

    even if he could fit, their combined weight would have caused them to be touching the water. while jack would be fine given he has thick skin and male vitality, rose would have been dead in minutes even while leaching his body heat generated by his heart that was strengthened by penis

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's safe to say Jack either didn't exist or deserved to die for not pushing her off the plank.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is bullshit anyway most people died in about a 1min of being in the water. Some had heart attacks because it was so cold. One of asian survivors stood on a piece of wood balancing for hours before rescue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >One of asian survivors stood on a piece of wood balancing for hours before rescue.
      I wonder if he achieved enlightenment

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