>You tend to be attracted to traits equal and opposite of you
what the frick are you talking about dude, that's just a roundabout way of saying you could be attracted to anyone
Yeah, no. There is one and only one set off attractive qualities in men. It's why women complain about the supposed gender pay-gap yet still despise men who make less money than themselves. Assertive women still only care for more assertive men. Successful women still only care for more successful men.
everything michael does is assertive. whether he succeeds in it is another question though.
that one restaurant scene where he's gigachad just proves that big time.
>Writers make the one successful, alpha, career-minded middle-aged woman with no family character completely lose her mind, lose her job, get into an intimate relationship with the biggest loser, etc
She was playing a 40-something single and childless girl boss c**t, right? Once c**ts get to that age their prospects are limited to low status cuck dorks (ex. Michael) or divorced old men in their late 50s to 70s. Why would a high status affluent man in his early 40s date a woman in her early 40s when he can easily pull more attractive (and fertile) women 10 to 15 years younger?
I work with a woman like this and no one in the division can stand her. She's overbearing and a giant micromanager. She drove my favorite coworker to quit.
at some point women who had a sucessfully carreer having administrative jobs want something steady, and are willing to ignore some shortcomings as long as the guy is highly succeptible to being manipulated by them, as this gives them a nice chance to change the man into something more of their liking, or just to secure that they will not try to do something to frick them over.
micheal was exactly that, but she didnt count on how easily everyone manipulated him too.
well in the show its because he was able to able to make a huge sell and retain a very large client with his wacky hijinks at a chain restaurant pitch when she failed using her smart business minded tactics. him making the sell turned her on and they fricked
It's because Jan was losing her shit the entire time. >Be Jan. >Prioritize career over being a wife or mother >Husband feels neglected and cheats on me. >Sink into existential dread as my life falls apart around me. >Self esteem is almost completely gone. >Have goofy manchild employee who thinks I'm the fricking shit. >Dude is constantly drooling over my boss b***h vibe. >Finalize divorce. Barely holding shit together. >One night go to a sales dinner with an important client and bring manchild with me. >Dude actually fricking knows his stuff. He's definitely an idiot and way below my level, but he's not as worthless as I thought. >Maybe its the alcohol but the dude is kinda cute... >Drunkenly mack on manchild >Sober up. Realize what I've done and feel like absolute shit. Hate myself for letting that idiot touch me. >NEW FETISH UNLOCKED >Realize that I kinda like the demeaning rush of "slumming it" with the manchild >Realize that since he's so far below me he'll never betray me or leave me. >Feel secure again >FFW a few months >I've been banging this idiot for a while and really riding the high of being degraded by it and the rush of almost getting caught. >Dumbass manchild emails a topless photo of me to the entire company. >Either pretend that we're in a relationship or be further humiliated by admitting it was just a hookup. >Manchild already thinks we're boyfriend and girlfriend. >Get wasted to run from feelings and decide to date the idiot. >Fill out paperwork and file it with HR. >Its fricking humiliating. But that sort of gets me going because I guess I'm just fricking crazy now. lol >Entire life feels like its falling apart now. >Pursue self-destructive impulses to feel alive. >FFW a few more months. >I start to resent that idiot more and more. Start making him crossdress and call him a pussy when he won't let me ram his ass with my strapon. >Fricker has the balls to actually dump ME. >mfw
He was easily controlled
1. Michael was a handsome guy with a goofy kind of charisma.
2. Women like that are attracted to less assertive men. And vice versa.
>Women like that are attracted to less assertive men
lol no
You tend to be attracted to traits equal and opposite of you. Or same in different ways
>you tend to be attracted to traits the same as you but also different.
What a meaningless statement. There are no universal rules for attraction.
>from the corrupt minds that brought you...
>From the twisted minds of those familiar with the thinking of the executive producers who brought you...
oh frick he fricking got you bro you stupid c**tfrick
Durrrrrrr the gay one is Patrick Batemans brother durrrrrrr
FRICKING BTFO
>You tend to be attracted to traits equal and opposite of you
what the frick are you talking about dude, that's just a roundabout way of saying you could be attracted to anyone
Yeah, no. There is one and only one set off attractive qualities in men. It's why women complain about the supposed gender pay-gap yet still despise men who make less money than themselves. Assertive women still only care for more assertive men. Successful women still only care for more successful men.
>there are never any exceptions to the rules
Wrong
My gf loves how awkward I am she helps me out a lot in public settings
They literally are. Psychotic dominant women want to be in control of the relationship and will prey on weaker men.
everything michael does is assertive. whether he succeeds in it is another question though.
that one restaurant scene where he's gigachad just proves that big time.
it was a TV show
According to legend, women may actually enjoy sex.
>Writers make the one successful, alpha, career-minded middle-aged woman with no family character completely lose her mind, lose her job, get into an intimate relationship with the biggest loser, etc
Yeah, way too realistic for a comedy show.
She was playing a 40-something single and childless girl boss c**t, right? Once c**ts get to that age their prospects are limited to low status cuck dorks (ex. Michael) or divorced old men in their late 50s to 70s. Why would a high status affluent man in his early 40s date a woman in her early 40s when he can easily pull more attractive (and fertile) women 10 to 15 years younger?
take the day off, chud.
I work with a woman like this and no one in the division can stand her. She's overbearing and a giant micromanager. She drove my favorite coworker to quit.
Mommy Levinson Gould
she enjoyed the power she wielded over him
Michael is charismatic and confident as frick when it comes to paper sales
at some point women who had a sucessfully carreer having administrative jobs want something steady, and are willing to ignore some shortcomings as long as the guy is highly succeptible to being manipulated by them, as this gives them a nice chance to change the man into something more of their liking, or just to secure that they will not try to do something to frick them over.
micheal was exactly that, but she didnt count on how easily everyone manipulated him too.
well in the show its because he was able to able to make a huge sell and retain a very large client with his wacky hijinks at a chain restaurant pitch when she failed using her smart business minded tactics. him making the sell turned her on and they fricked
Ik it's a show but if we're talking sensibly here she wouldn't have just been attracted to him off of one sale though
Shes a very narcissistic person and she needs Micheal as guy who worships and obeys her.
It's because Jan was losing her shit the entire time.
>Be Jan.
>Prioritize career over being a wife or mother
>Husband feels neglected and cheats on me.
>Sink into existential dread as my life falls apart around me.
>Self esteem is almost completely gone.
>Have goofy manchild employee who thinks I'm the fricking shit.
>Dude is constantly drooling over my boss b***h vibe.
>Finalize divorce. Barely holding shit together.
>One night go to a sales dinner with an important client and bring manchild with me.
>Dude actually fricking knows his stuff. He's definitely an idiot and way below my level, but he's not as worthless as I thought.
>Maybe its the alcohol but the dude is kinda cute...
>Drunkenly mack on manchild
>Sober up. Realize what I've done and feel like absolute shit. Hate myself for letting that idiot touch me.
>NEW FETISH UNLOCKED
>Realize that I kinda like the demeaning rush of "slumming it" with the manchild
>Realize that since he's so far below me he'll never betray me or leave me.
>Feel secure again
>FFW a few months
>I've been banging this idiot for a while and really riding the high of being degraded by it and the rush of almost getting caught.
>Dumbass manchild emails a topless photo of me to the entire company.
>Either pretend that we're in a relationship or be further humiliated by admitting it was just a hookup.
>Manchild already thinks we're boyfriend and girlfriend.
>Get wasted to run from feelings and decide to date the idiot.
>Fill out paperwork and file it with HR.
>Its fricking humiliating. But that sort of gets me going because I guess I'm just fricking crazy now. lol
>Entire life feels like its falling apart now.
>Pursue self-destructive impulses to feel alive.
>FFW a few more months.
>I start to resent that idiot more and more. Start making him crossdress and call him a pussy when he won't let me ram his ass with my strapon.
>Fricker has the balls to actually dump ME.
>mfw
Dude you need to calm down, that is way too much greentext for this shitty topic. Or any topic.
There’s no more desperately sad person than a fan of the American Office.
Well there is you
You can just say the office, this is Cinemaphile not bongchan.
They looksmatch, he was within her professional circle etc.
Bipolar/impulsiveness