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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They removed her breasts

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Different species age differently.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      they're near human which means they're 100% human bar skin color till the script says otherwise like Maul being able to survive without eating and drinking for 12 years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >like Maul being able to survive without eating and drinking for 12 years
        That was purely him living off hatred and the dark side of the force, most species would not survive getting cut in half and not consuming calories for 12 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but Barriss' species lives to be way older than humans, see the green b***h in Acolyte that's been around for hundreds of years back to the High Republic books.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The harsh conditions of the planet she lived on aged her quicker. Same thing happened to Obi-Wan.

      >war
      >depression
      >harsh climate
      >poor nutrition

      Okay but Barriss' species lives to be way older than humans, see the green b***h in Acolyte that's been around for hundreds of years back to the High Republic books.

      She became a healer. Healing requires using one's own life force to help others. So she was willingly giving away her life force to save others in order to atone for the things she had done in the past. So being a healer for at least a decade aged her for two decades visually.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She became a healer. Healing requires using one's own life force to help others
        Disney lore is so moronic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It makes sense. Force healing would be too OP otherwise.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, it actually makes more sense than the old lore where it was basically a videogame ability that restored HP with no consequence whatsoever. It was too OP and generic. EU sucked.

            The idea is you're using the Force to dull somebody's pain and stimulate their own natural healing processes. Since when is the use of the Force some bargain that requires life sacrifice? If it's a symbiotic process and not a parasitic one, then both organisms should benefit from healing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it actually makes more sense than the old lore where it was basically a videogame ability that restored HP with no consequence whatsoever. It was too OP and generic. EU sucked.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no consequence
            Why does it need one? None of the others did unless they were fuelled by the dark side, and even that was a spiritual consequence. It was only until TLJ that this moronation crept in.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Why does it need one?
              Because then it creates a power creep question, it makes it a videogame ability, and it is simply not interesting. It is more interesting if healing someone requires more than just good intent. It is more interesting and powerful if healing someone takes away your own vitality. It is selfless and it has a price, making the healer aware of it and doing it anyway to help others, thus highlighting that selflessness. It would also explain why everyone doesn't learn and do that all the time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it just opens the door for donut steeles that are more virtuous than thou, and will inevitably lead to one character who can heal with no downsides.
                Though it’s funny you mention the EU, because outside one character or video game abstractions, healing was at most accelerating the body’s natural process, in extreme cases putting the person in a coma to do so, not miracle healing.
                Disney have, once again, introduced a problem and expect me to pat them on the back for solving it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No, it just opens the door for donut steeles that are more virtuous than thou, and will inevitably lead to one character who can heal with no downsides.
                Nice strawman, lol. Not something that had actually happened, but it sure will, you watch! Aren't you angry at the strawman I invented and defeated to win an argument?

                By the way, Disney on average is better than the old EU ever was. Andor and Rogue One alone clear all the EU slop entirely.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Disney on average is better than the old EU ever was.
                The old EU didn't have at least four shit-tier mainline films.
                Disney defenders are insane, thank you for discrediting your opinions on Force healing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The old EU didn't have at least four shit-tier mainline films.
                Yeah, it only had dozens and dozens of shit-tier mainline books, lol.
                >thank you for discrediting your opinions on Force healing.
                lol, you sure showed me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh hey, it’s that thing that starkiller base ripped off and made even worse

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah, it only had dozens and dozens of shit-tier mainline books, lol.
                The sequels completely ruined the entire post-RotJ period and made it almost unusable for anything, and closed off all the stories of the OT cast in that period. It's literally a fricking noose around the universe's neck. If you're such a sperg that you see "look at this even badderer strongerer superweapon!" like the Suncrusher and freak out, you have no choice but to admit that the sequels are worse and more damaging to Star Wars in every regard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The old EU didn't have at least four shit-tier mainline films.
                Yeah, it only had dozens and dozens of shit-tier mainline books, lol.
                >thank you for discrediting your opinions on Force healing.
                lol, you sure showed me

                I agree, the sequels are not good. But that image looks more like a "Sun Crusher" than the Goofy slave one looking ship.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >drops a torpedo that destabilizes a sun's core, causing a chain reaction leading to a supernova
                vs
                >FIRES A SUPER POWERFUL BEYOND LIGHTSPEED CAN-BE-SEEN-FROM-ACROSS-THE-GALAXY SUPERLASER THAT CAN SPLIT UP AND KILL LIKE 4 PLANETS AT ONCE!!!!1
                The Suncrusher is unironically more grounded than Starkiller Base.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't like the Sequels or Filoni's nonsense. But the EU is just as bad save a few gems. Only the films matter and Luke had a good happy ending in ROTJ. No green milk, reborn Palpatine/somehow, Yuuzahn Vong and Maul somehow returning to life/or surviving this long as the main villain in George's hypothetical Sequels.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But the EU is just as bad
                How?
                >Luke had a good happy ending
                The last scene in the last book in the EU is literally Luke's family sitting down for dinner to celebrate his retirement.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People who say this can only ever point to generalities they’ve heard and can’t explain the actual negatives of. At most you’ll get low hanging fruit like Traviss, as if people at the time didn’t hate her to the point she got bullied out of star wars and moved to frick halo up beyond repair.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The way to prove you’re not mad is to always latch on to one part of a post, pretend you’re too stupid to comprehend the point of it, and use it to dismiss every other part of the post. keep it up, anon!
                And methinks you may be projecting about talking about things one doesn’t consume, because that’s an awfully convenient way to brush the refutation of your own strawman about the EU under the rug without addressing it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All I'll say is this, Disney needed to introduce Force Healing better to be less of an asspull with Marey Sue, BUT Force Healing IS rad and necessary for the setting and is aesthetically a bonus for the Light Side.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The harsh conditions of the planet she lived on aged her quicker. Same thing happened to Obi-Wan.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She SJW'd out in college. Girls who hit the wall in college are the absolute worst.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of semen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lack of semen.
      You say this ironically. But apparently it's true.

      In a recent interview, Jennifer Anniston revealed that she uses a beauty cream on her face for decades which the main ingredient is Salmon fish semen. It helps keep wrinkles away. So facials apparently do help.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahsoka, same time period and age

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ahsoka is literally 20 years younger than Bariss.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No? She's 2-3 years younger.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You misread, it's "23 years younger". Togruta aren't a long-lived species compared to Mirialans.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Got a source for any of that shit?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Disney Story Group, the trusted caretakers of all things Star Wars.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Venestra Roe as of the ACKolyte is like 200+ years old, she's from the High Republic books.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >High Republic
                Ew.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black don't crack.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember constantly pausing whenever her legs peeked out of her dress in the clone wars, god damn I had a massive thing for those legs, not even sure why they didn't look like anything special

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand you goombas, you know porn exists and is freely available right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes but I have a debilitating porn addiction

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She was a padawan you sick frick!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Climaxes as she get shocked
        Nice

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i liked ventress and bariss precisely because they're irredeemable pieces of dark side shitters. them getting corrected by humilation or death was the hottest shit.
          hell, evil girls should get corrected, not have a smeging redemption arc. whats wrong with you people? icantfaptothis

          this fella gets it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just realised I was talking about pic rel, not ops pic, and also remembered what ends up happening to her at the end 🙁

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >using her corpse as a Jedi fly-trap
        That really was rough, back when Filoni had a few good ideas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's probably because she wears clothes that show no skin (unlaike that bawd Ahsoka), making it more exciting when she exposes a part of her body by accident

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand you goombas, you know porn exists and is freely available right?

      Leaving a little mystery is so much better. A man's imagination is more powerful than any porn you can watch. It's why skirts still tempt men despite knowing men can easily watch porn.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired of seeing the same redemption arc against the galatic empire.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Empire was righteous and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The empire was pants on head moronic and imploded after battle of Endor in both the EU and Disney canon. In fact in the EU the empire remnants and warlords are even worse in many ways, since its regimented militarism, dark side worship and speciesm carries on even without the direct influence of Palpatine.

        >inb4 Pelaon and Jagged Fell

        For every little stooge follower like them, there is a Thrawn or admiral Daala figure above them making things even worse for the galaxy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your take is just apologism for terrorists, the Empire was the legitimate galactic government and performed its duties to its member planets more diligently than its corrupt predecessor did in centuries. The fall of the Empire improved nothing for the galaxy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I read it in his voice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thrawn would have been an effective leader had he won. His major blind spot was vastly underestimating the force, which wouldn’t have been a problem given he was planning on backstabbing C’Baoth anyway

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He would have been an effective leader not a good one, the guy genocided an entire species because he couldn’t get anything useful out of their art.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh really? You want more Scorches and Ramparts?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Left outfit is really nice, what's it from?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the frick is this Re-boot looking shit. People actually watch shit that looks this terrible? Holy frick the absolute state of goylems.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can thank Dave Filoni for this fricking atrocious art style. The shows are shit too. I'll never understand the morons who think this dog shit is on par with/surpasses the original trilogy.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars Disney writing has become a parody of itself. EVERY story is the same lame "le woman redemption arc". Filoni might be the worst of them all. Can't they write something different?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't they write something different?
      I'm not sure they're allowed to anymore. Disney is heavily infiltrated by Blackrock and Filoni is a spineless cuck slave to a witch coven.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Filoni no longer deserves any respect from the fandom, he's proven to be a shitty fanfic writer at best this last years. It's a miracle Clone Wars has as many good arcs as it has.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a miracle Clone Wars has as many good arcs as it has.
        Because it wasn't just him. They had a writer's room where Lucas would give them ideas to figure out. No Lucas, no Star Wars.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Filoni is cancer and the biggest KK cuck in existence. I'm sick of his "characters".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank God I don't know who the frick half of those are. Is Star Wars literally full of middle-aged women protagonists now? Looks like a franchise taylored for soccer Karens

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. And half the people in that picture are murderers or mass murderers. But Disney says it's OK because they have a tragic backstory. Or they mean well.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bo-Katan was literally a terrorist that's killed innocents, but we're supposed to think she's a good guy. She only opposed Maul because her boyfriend got killed by him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're all the same girlboss

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when Cinemaphile used to say he and Favreau would save Star Wars lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does this muslim look like a crusty white woman in her 40s?

        Why is an African playing Ahsoka?

        I still don't understand the purpose of Female clone troopers. Like why?
        Why spend billions of credit on somehow "gender bending" Jango Fett's male DNA into a woman and make female clones? Whats the point?

        >Female clone troopers.
        wat

        Rare case of Cinemaphile having a normal discussion about Filoni cartoons. I thought this was Cinemaphile for a second

        Boards cannot talk normally about the topic they're dedicated to.
        On Cinemaphile this would be a softcore porn thread with a cameltoe OP image.

        >We made some of the batches bad on purpose as a joke

        I still don't understand why they kept the hunchback of Notre Dame around when they could have just aborted him in the synthetic womb at the first sign of lumpy body. He's not a product they can sell, he's a worker that's more expensive and less versatile than a droid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Female clone troopers.
          >wat
          It's a thing now. They introduced it in the Bad Batch TV show.

          Apparently female clone troopers have "always been a thing" and no one in the previous shows cared to discuss it.

          Like how WarHammer 40k just introduced Female Adeptus Custodes (body guards of the Emperor of Mankind). They were all male until last month. The company that makes 40k said "Oh yeah there were always female Adeptus Custodes"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Apparently female clone troopers have "always been a thing" and no one in the previous shows cared to discuss it.
            You know, my mind went immediately to Femstodes before I read the next line you wrote.
            I know long time fans of 40K are still upset that Custodes are an army.
            I remember long time fans of Star Wars being upset about something to do with Stormtroopers and clones but it's been so long since the Prequels were "new" I can't remember what the complaint was.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Apparently female clone troopers have "always been a thing" and no one in the previous shows cared to discuss it.
            You know, my mind went immediately to Femstodes before I read the next line you wrote.
            I know long time fans of 40K are still upset that Custodes are an army.
            I remember long time fans of Star Wars being upset about something to do with Stormtroopers and clones but it's been so long since the Prequels were "new" I can't remember what the complaint was.

            this is nothing like female custodes

            Omega was an experiment kept away from tipoca city, Emerie Karr was discarded and at some point taken by Hemlock
            theres only those two, are assumedly experiments of Nala Se, and have reasons as to why they didnt appear in TCW

            comparing to custodes would be like saying "female clone troopers always existed, ignore how they didnt appear in TCW at all despite making up 50% of the army"
            Bad Batch actually did the concept of female clones well and didnt degrade the clone army from being all male

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >male clones have bigger breasts than female clones
              lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not great not terrible

                she desperately needs bacta injections there

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Omega was an experiment kept away from tipoca city, Emerie Karr was discarded and at some point taken by Hemlock
              >theres only those two, are assumedly experiments of Nala Se, and have reasons as to why they didnt appear in TCW

              Anon you have no proof those are the only two. Before we were told there were only males. Disney opened to the door to female clone troopers. Then Disney says there's always been female clones. We just didn't "see them".

              Same idea how 40K said there were only male Custodes but now we see 1 Female Custodes. Do you really think there's only 1 female Custodes? Then Games Workshop says there's always been female Custodes. It's exactly the same.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay, show me how there is more female clones if the only 2 that we know of were special experiments by the chief scientist of kamino?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and note that kamino got blown up and the scientist committed kaminoan jihad?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Show me where there's more than 1 female Custodes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                custodes codex

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You missed the entire point. Anon said the door is open to female clones now. Disney opened that door. They could make up any story they want now to add more female clones.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but they cant, because female clones have to be intentionally made (and/or defectives that were enhanced like the bad batch themselves) and were only done so by the chief kaminoan scientist because only she had the knowledge to be able to do that
                kamino is now destroyed
                the scientist is dead

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but they cant
                Says who? That's your assumption.

                All it takes if for Disney to write a story saying they can

                >turns out Nala Se made a lot more female clones!

                >secret off world Kaminoan facilities (that we saw in bad Batch) made more female clones

                >Nala Se's assistants continued her work in secret and made more female clones!

                Etc etc.

                And there's nothing you can do about it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but they cant, because female clones have to be intentionally made (and/or defectives that were enhanced like the bad batch themselves) and were only done so by the chief kaminoan scientist because only she had the knowledge to be able to do that
                >kamino is now destroyed
                >the scientist is dead

                We see the Empire forcibly evacuate a bunch of Kaminoans scientists including the Prime Minister off world from Kamino. The Kaminoans are not all dead.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s a one-liner.
                >We made clones with the %#^} machine
                Easy.
                …I think it’s a shit idea solely for the DEI grab, but easy all the same.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Emerie's dialog with Nala Se implies the Kaminoans made many more Female clones in their experiments.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yup. And she was pissed because the Kaminoans experimented on female children like herself to perfect their techniques. That's why she hates working on children.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yup. And she was pissed because the Kaminoans experimented on female children like herself to perfect their techniques. That's why she hates working on children.

                doesnt she ask nala se why shes experimenting on children and asks if they were going to be discarded like she was?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently the Kaminoans made Female Clone troopers for some unimportant reason. Even though male Jango Fett's make the best soldiers, and all the lore saying the Kaminoans fostered a brotherhood between Clones to keep them loyal to eachother. Nope toss all that shit out.

          There's a sisterhood now of Female Clones. No idea why Palpatine would allow it but whayevermOh and the female clones didn't have the chips in their brains that made them do Order 66. Only the men had them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and the female clones didn't have the chips in their brains that made them do Order 66. Only the men had them.
            I'm still upset the brain chips exist.

            >She became a healer. Healing requires using one's own life force to help others
            Disney lore is so moronic.

            >train jedi, someone who's 1 in a billion, to give up her own life force to heal others
            >she uses it to save replaceable literal cloned numbers from death
            Eh? Who wrote this, really?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Eh? Who wrote this, really?
              That's not how it worked in the EU, healing didn't permanently "drain your life essence" or whatever, it just fatigued you a bit.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm still upset the brain chips exist.
              The brain chips had to happen as soon as the 3d cartoon decided the clones were distinct personalities with free will and not just mindless flesh droids

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You mean as soon as the 3D cartoon decided it had to finish the Clone Wars and realised parents and network executives would be upset if murder was depicted as if someone rational, relatable or not Pure Evil could commit it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how would they commit the murders without the brain chips? Would they just disregard all relationships made throughout the wars with the jedi just cause chancellor palpatine told them to?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                From memory the commander of the clones with the gay with the long head barely had his chip kick in because he was just so pissed that the jedi would dare to betray the republic he was bred to fight for

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                one angry moron in an army of thousands sounds like the exception, not the rule

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was pre chip Star Wars, specifically Karen Traviss' Republic Commando novels.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The clones, like Jango, were amoral sociopaths + indoctrinated into pure slavish devotion to authoritarianism. They could act like nice guys, but really had no moral compunctions against anything.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                In fact Jango murdering Zam the second she became a liability is foreshadowing to this.

                This would've been cool to see

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How the frick did the clones develop distinct personalities? They're cloned from the same guy, and lived in the same exact environment their whole lives.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The clones, like Jango, were amoral sociopaths + indoctrinated into pure slavish devotion to authoritarianism. They could act like nice guys, but really had no moral compunctions against anything.

                In fact Jango murdering Zam the second she became a liability is foreshadowing to this.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pic related makes one think though.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She was literally about to give him up to the Jedi, it was more then just being a liability.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Would they just disregard all relationships made
                You say that like every clone trooper talked to their Jedi general in person and had a working relationship when Obi-Wan and Anakin collectively knew 2 clones on a first name basis.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm still upset the brain chips exist.
                The brain chips had to happen as soon as the 3d cartoon decided the clones were distinct personalities with free will and not just mindless flesh droids

                Also George wanting to do a Manchurian Candidate reference.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mindless flesh droids
                The grunts were. The Commandos and ARC troopers were specifically bred to be independent in order to carry out certain missions that'd require it. Which is why in the EU, it was only THEM that questioned Order 66.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They only make Star Wars for gay women now
        It's over

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why is it so hard for Hollywood fricks to make shit for boys and dudes?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because you don't want to present a slave nation's fighting age demographic with things like hope, perseverance and strength in your propaganda, lest they get the wrong idea and rise up.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Or maybe the Hollywood freaks are just that out of touch with normal people.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or maybe the pedophiles running Hollywood don't like white men (their natural enemy).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hollywood israelites are white though. Their roots are European, not Israeli.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If they are israelite then they aren't white.
                Shrimple as.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Women hold 85% of purchasing power.
            Men don't buy things.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Women hold 85% of purchasing power.
              For makeup, israeliteelry and clothing. Not for fricking Star Wars or Marvel shit. Guys usually aren't big spenders and tend to save their money.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        APOLOGIZE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huh?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whats the problem? Kenner had a priness Leia? He-man's line had figures of Tela and Evilyn.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Suffers a critical defeat that leaves him in shambles
    >"Yes... all part of my plan"
    Can they stop selling us this character as a genious tactician? He was cool in the Heir to the empire novels, but he's just a fricking clown now thanks to Disney's writers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Sherlock screencap continues to age gracefully, which is bizarre because book Thrawn was capable of being beaten while staying a threat. His reaction to a defeat wasn’t saying it was part of his plan, but to effectively damage control it and find a new opportunity, which worked because he actually managed his objectives plenty of times and wins outright in book 2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Sherlock screencap
        ??
        Post it plz

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nta, i believe this is the screencap in question.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for delivering Anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >writers
      Writer. Singular. Dave Filoni had been the head writer for everything Thrawn under Disney

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then he needs to kill himself as soon as possible

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Disney REALLY going to redeem every single evil female character and turn them good?

    >Ventress - murdered countless people and assassinated many others.

    Disney: nah. she's like a bounty hunter now. And uhh it's not her fault.

    >Bo Kotan - killed helpless villagers in cold blood, burned down entire towns while laughing, tried to kill her sister numerous times, gets pissy because her crush dies in an honor Duel and goes against Mandalorian code, starts a civil war on Mandalore killing millions, over throws the lawful government, and takes over control of planet only to have billions of citizens die because of her poor leadership skills. Billions dead on her hands

    Disney: nah she's good guy now. Also let's make her leader AGAIN

    >Barriss - blows up a part of the Jedi Temple killing and wounding dozens of people including innocent civilian workers and other Jedi, Frames her best friend for the murder, attacks and murders others, embraces the dark side and says she enjoys it, tries to kill Anakin, and accuses the Jedi of being corrupt.

    Disney - nah she's like a wise Yoda mentor figure now. Also she's like a bit sorry about killing those people. All is forgiven

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >once you go down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny
      >actually fricking with you, I was, Luke. Your unique circumstances weren’t the reason redeemed your father was, but because you can actually walk back the dark side any time you like if you get the dad’s
      >in fact, going so long without turning back makes him even more of a colossal dick, in hindsight
      >and a good friend he was

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't understand the purpose of Female clone troopers. Like why?
      Why spend billions of credit on somehow "gender bending" Jango Fett's male DNA into a woman and make female clones? Whats the point?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe scientific curiosity? See what happens when the combat clone gets turned into a female.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nala Si was a Frankensteinian genefreak experimenter that wasted countless hours toying with the human genome instead of her actual job

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a good reason Hemlock got rid of her as soon as Emerie was ready to take over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe scientific curiosity? See what happens when the combat clone gets turned into a female.

        You now have YouTubers like Generation Tech and fans shipping Female Clones and Male Clones together. Wtf. They are siblings! Or just clones of the same person. So I guess masterbat1on or incest? Either way it's gross!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You've never read fanfiction before i take it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The vile israelites in charge of it all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aestetichs
        i assume the kaminoans didnt want to waste battle bodied clones for menial lab work and medical work when you could complete the set by having autistic female clones doing that work

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this post made me laugh harder than it had any right to
        t. government waste enthusiast

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We literally only see 2 female clones and its assumed they made them just to see if they could. You're acting like they mass produced female clones.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was 3. Was the second doctor in Bad Batch not a clone? Technically 4 if you count the one from that one book.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No she just kinda looks similar because of the way the CG models are, but shes a lot more asian than the female clone.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gotcha. Shows how much I paid attention to that slog.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Clones are made in batches. There's never just one.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >We made some of the batches bad on purpose as a joke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This one was at least was interesting at first. Even the whole concept of Omega being a secret project was interesting. BUT then they threw it all away. Turns out that Emerie was the only female adult female clone with no backstory or explanation as to how she ended up working there. They could have just had a random person take her spot and it would have made no difference to the plot whatsoever.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if she wasnt a clone, she wouldnt have the connection to omega and there would have to be a forced way (shes "nice" but okay, why is she nice towards omega despite the other doctors being buttholes?)

          however, nobody seems to mention, or realise shes a clone?
          the other female doctor criticises her for letting omega not be in isolation, but doesnt make a remark like "oh you're letting her in there as you're soft for your sister"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's my point. As far as I remember it wasn't ever brought up again anyway apart from when Echo tried to guilt trip her into helping him out when he said "you're a clone so how can you be a part of this" but even then she still would have helped anyway because she cared for the kids.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >[Echo] "We're here for all the prisoners you've been experimenting on."
              >[Emerie] "I was doing my job."
              >[Echo] "Yeah, I've heard that one before."

              good soldiers follow orders.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Female clones are realy easy to make becuase you alrady have an X.
        Making a male clone of a woman on the other hand would be hard as frick because Y literally doesn't exist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooo only child-murdering Anakin can be redeemed!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Problem is that Anakin lacked will so he ended up being nothing at all

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It took his death to truly redeem Anakin. He didn’t waltz away, cry in a corner for a bit and then come back as if he hadn’t participated in mass murder for decades

          Anakin died. He killed himself to save Luke.

          Protecting his son isn't a merit, it's obligation. This doesn't change the fact he murdered children, tortured people and aided a fascist empire

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm saying that Vader was a shit Jedi, shit Sith, shit father and shitty leader. Omly thing he was good for was leading armies

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah fricking right, Satan. Vader was a great Jedi.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he was shit at leading armies too

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            1) Luke was the only person judging Vader, nobody else.
            2) he died before anyone else got the opportunity to
            If he’d managed to walk away do you really think the rebels would have said
            >oh, the old scamp said he’s sorry? All’s forgiven!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >This doesn't change the fact he murdered children, tortured people and aided a fascist empire

            No one is saying it does redeem hjm. That's the point. It's just One anon who keeps screeching about Vader was "redeemed" at the end. He wasn't. He did one good thing at the end of his life, but Vader was still a mass murdering lunatic who killed tens of billions of lives.

            Everyone thinks Anakin went to Jedi Heaven or whatever because he appeared as a Ghost. But in the Ahdoka show we see that Anakin is in this weird state where he still has dark side inside him as a force ghost. Filoni decided to leave it vague and retcon Anakin's ghost status.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It took his death to truly redeem Anakin. He didn’t waltz away, cry in a corner for a bit and then come back as if he hadn’t participated in mass murder for decades

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It took his death

          Anakin died. He killed himself to save Luke.

          >Anakin died

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's fine.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >lightsaber to the stomach
              >girl says "I will save you!" and runs out carrying Barriss
              Yeah she didn't die.

              Good, I like her.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lightsaber to the stomach
            >girl says "I will save you!" and runs out carrying Barriss
            Yeah she didn't die.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Qui Gon once again looking like a b***h from dying to a lightsaber to the gut, is this like the third woman to survive it in disney shows?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >another character stabbed by a lightsaber in the stomach who miraculously survives
            Look it was cool when Maul did it by being literally too angry to die but at this point it just makes the lightsaber look weak.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it was cool when Maul did it
              No, it wasn't.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't expect a homosexual like you to know what cool is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, right, I tend to forget zoomers exhibit an unhealthy amount of zealotry when it comes to The Clown Wars. Sorry I hurt your feelings by not agreeing with you there, little guy.
                Anyway, Maul being shoehorned back into the story served no actual purpose other than for a reason for Filoni to eventually have his little fanfic moment where he finally gets to rip off that one EU spinoff comic where he duels with Ben on Tatooine.
                Also, Sion did the whole "too angry to die" thing better.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Disney has some kind of boner for making lightsabers non-lethal or has an obvious mandate that only thrusting blows can be used to finish opponents so it is easily survivable. Somehow they forgot it's able to slash through and amputate squishy biological limbs just as easily as battle droids, and when slashing moves are used they only create surface level damage.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Her insides should be cooked completely IE she dead as hell. Lightsabers cauterize wounds in a single quick slash. Imagine that shit just sitting in your guts for even just a few seconds.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It would make you *pop!*

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So how many times has Disney done this shit already where characters get stabbed by a lightsaber and survive?

              >Reva (twice)
              >Sabine
              >Barris
              >Kylo Ren
              >The Grand Inquisitor

              All in the space of 5 years.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Han was a weak b***h for not tanking a lightsaber stab.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the fall killed han, not the stab
                hell, finn survived getting his back sliced open in tfa
                funnily enough the only time a lightsaber did anything was in tlj when snoke was cleaved in half

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And even that doesn't always last as Maul proves.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                idk why they even brought maul back
                tcw maul is nothing like the maul that existed before, he's an entirely new character at that point
                but i guess filoni couldn't help himself shitting on what came before him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's so used to crapping on the bad parts of nuWars that he's started crapping on the good parts.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tcw
                >good
                once you know anything about the cwmmp you'll realize what a watered down meme tcw is

                >muh filoni
                lol, dumbass

                bringing back maul is a dumb idea even if it came from george, although talon being his apprentice is a fun idea
                just make it a different zabrak at that point

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one cares about your gay ass EU. It doesn't have the spirit of Star Wars, it doesn't have the tone of Star Wars, it contradicts the themes of Star Wars. It is for moronic manchildren.
                >bringing back maul is a dumb idea even if it came from george
                But that's not what you said initially here:

                idk why they even brought maul back
                tcw maul is nothing like the maul that existed before, he's an entirely new character at that point
                but i guess filoni couldn't help himself shitting on what came before him

                lol. Funny how you gays always do that.
                >just make it a different zabrak at that point
                Wouldn't work. Maul has unique connection to Sidious and Obi-Wan and unique place in the overall narrative, which is fully utilized for the story.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you say slopgargler.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >muh filoni
                lol, dumbass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anakin died. He killed himself to save Luke.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nooooo only child-murdering Anakin can be redeemed!
        Luke only claimed he could Vader back to the light side. He never claimed to redeem Vader and or make up for all the death he's caused.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Redemption is literally one of the core themes of Star Wars homosexual
      I don’t get why you Redditor morons keep b***hing about characters being redeemed when Luke’s motivation and the climax of the entire OT was vader’s redemption

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Redemption is literally one of the core themes of Star Wars homosexual
        How come Palpatine didn't get redeemed?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because he didn’t want to be moron
          That wasn’t the point of his character. Fricking hell there’s no way you’re this moronic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Vader didn't want to be either until the last five minutes.

            The point is, Star Wars is shallow and disingenuous. There's no consideration given to all the randos the heroes kill, no thought to their redemption. Luke only considers it for Vader because he finds out they're father and son. Lucas' message of universal compassion and redemption falls flat, which is why most people actually think the central theme of Star Wars is family.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >which is why most people actually think the central theme of Star Wars is family.
              Even Disney thinks this.
              Any character that doesn't neatly fit into some form of familial relationship, be it a real one, even if it only exists for five seconds as a "Her sister died doing that!", or a figurative one as a father or mother figure. Those orphans that existed at the end of that one movie were a plot device and did nothing because you cannot sell toys to orphans.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > Luke only considers it for Vader because he finds out they're father and son
              Excellent job missing the point. Luke realised that Vader could have killed him any time he liked, and instead spared him. This clashed with what he knew about the dark side making someone irredeemable, and allowed him to correctly realise he wasn’t beyond redemption.
              Their relationship wasn’t the reason he redeemed Vader, it was what made him realise it was possible and the lever he pulled to make it happen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Excellent job missing the point. Luke realised that Vader could have killed him any time he liked, and instead spared him. This clashed with what he knew about the dark side making someone irredeemable, and allowed him to correctly realise he wasn’t beyond redemption.
                Are you moronic? He wanted to use Luke to kill the Emperor. Even if deep down he didn't actually want to kill Luke, there is essentially no reason why Luke would think that based on his actions.

                Like, Palpatine could have killed Anakin in two seconds in RotS, does that mean he was redeemable because he wanted Anakin on his side? Or how about Dooku, he could have killed Obi-Wan and Anakin in AotC but didn't, does that mean he was redeemable?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe because they aren't doing anything to deserve it? Anakin's redemption works because Luke believed he could be redeemed, and he corrected the mistake he made in the Chancellor's office at the cost of his own life. The redemptions of Reva, Nala Se, Barriss, the new Inquisitor that stabs Barriss, Bo Katan, they aren't earned. You're gonna sit there and tell me Nala Se, complicit in genociding the Jedi and indirectly responsible for the deaths of Tup and Fives, is redeemable, but Scorch, a victim of the inhibitor chips, isn't because he stunned a child? Not even killed, not even injured, fricking stunned?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else find it weird that the Jedi she saved went by the pronoun they? How did they know how to address the Jedi and would they actually be this polite and use "their" correct pronoun?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had this thought but then decided that inquisitors are instructed to refer to all jedi as "they" as a means of dehumanizing their enemy. I refuse to believe otherwise

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's actually a good explanation. I'll go with that

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >war
    >depression
    >harsh climate
    >poor nutrition

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rare case of Cinemaphile having a normal discussion about Filoni cartoons. I thought this was Cinemaphile for a second

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >normal discussion
      >100% of the posts is seething
      lol

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like chud

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was with the Morgan Elsbeth story? Did anyone even give a frick about her? I know I certainly couldn't have cared less about her origin after the live action appearances

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched the first five minutes for the grievous appearance (which they just recycled the killing blow he always does) and skipped it. Watched parts 1 and 2 of the Barriss one, skimmed through 3. It was overall a bad show

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was quite shit

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not real Star Wars, sweaty. Barriss died in Order 66.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It really feels like someone said "Okay so make her look older so we know time has passed" and some idiot made her 50 but it was too late to change it back to something reasonable. Also insecure women.

    Yes, I do like writing fanfiction, how can you tell?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen it speculated that the model is setting her up for an appearance in s2 of the Ahsoka series, I think they've done that in the past where they base an animation model on an actor/actress planned for the future.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why did Grievious let the mountain clans live? Thought him and the droid army literally wiped out the entire planet

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good.
    soldiers.
    follow.
    orders.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she look like a mid 30s to late 40s full on dyke in this picture?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did she get “redeemed?”
    I truly hope not.

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