Why did the robocops failed?

Why did the robocops failed?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's hell to be robbed from death to be a crude mockery of a human.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how would you know?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you wouldn't believe me if I told you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >explains the 41% situation on a nutshell

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          underrated

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this scene more memorable than the entire rest of the movie?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even remember the scene at all

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, fuck off.
        The "you said you were just going to scare him" scene is still a fan favorite

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The movie literally says, the first had the perfect psych profile for it which none of the others had thus committed suicide.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the first had the perfect psych profile for it which none of the others had thus committed suicide.
      So he basically had most cucked psych profile and was too much of a bitch to off himself after being subjected to horrific cyborgification.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, idiot. He was actually trying to get his wife back, which was the whole problem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more or less yeah. he was your average well-meaning white dad, trusting the system, becoming a cop, watching cop shows, trying to make the world a little better through fighting crime. the type of guy who identifies with his job

        keep in mind he JUST got transferred from a safer area. if he had been a Detroit cop for a few years, he might have gotten too jaded for the Robocop transition to take.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        H'es a catholic man with a family. That gave him the will to carry on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not just that, keep in mind the surgeons kept his face for a reason, its easier to keep your identity together when you can still see it

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have put the kid into a robot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He died how he wanted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that black lady is the most beautiful lady ive ever seen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a Hispanic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Senator Armstrong?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be a queer.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Outsourcing

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 wasn't that good, but damn did they nail the design for robocain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this shit is scarier and more functional than any terminator

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitches don't know bout muh bro RoboCable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey RobertCop, one medium popcorn and sprite please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no popcorn, only chicken.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought robocop was filmed in dallas. That shit is obviously downtown LA.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fuck bros, what is this I'm dying here. Is this real verhoven?

        Have you guys never actually seen robocop?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          robowhat now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          parts of it on tiktok yeah why

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I got duped by the 80s aesthetic. Damn my zoomer brain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck bros, what is this I'm dying here. Is this real verhoven?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was his initial pitch. 120 minutes of violent castration.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he told the studios that it was "taking the tops off dicks" and got it greenlit so fast your head'd spin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now I am a woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FatalFarm bringing it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are they still even trying to rape after the first guy got his penis blown off?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        purely socioeconomic factors

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same guys responsible for LasagnaCat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would he shoot a chud?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If she was trying to rape someone, yes.
        In fact, it's a good way to get a quick reassignment operation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t remember this scene at all in the version I pirated, maybe the first guy that got shot but that was it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s from a fan made “remake”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This wouldn’t work anymore because he would hit the womans penis and get sued and lose his job

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never seen it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      taxpayer funded chud surgery, fucking bullshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuckin' kek this is amazing

      Saved and god bless anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RoboKellogg

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't take stairs into account. I mean honstely, who uses stairs these days anyway?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know Robocop still had human eyes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you not watch the movie?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure I did, and a few thousand other movies. I can't remember every detail about everything, I'm not that autistic.
          I guess it's just weird to see his eyes behind the visor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That looks so fucking good goddamn

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i fully expected this to look horrible in HD but how wrong I was. Just don't look at the adam's apple when he speaks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >suck znyder is a visionary director with amazing visuals

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When I first realized that they'd skinned his corpse and stretched his original face over the metallic head, that was a whole new level of nightmare fuel.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good practical effects will always age better than CGI.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's what you get when you hire a real actor and not a diva that will bitch when makeup takes longer than 5 min
            Weller was studying for his phd during his 4 hour makeup sessions to film 10 minutes of film

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Weller was studying for his phd during his 4 hour makeup sessions to film 10 minutes of film
              Incredibly based. What the fuck is wrong with nu-actors?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Robot on robot hate crime...this city only gets worse every day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literal autistic screeching

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it can't handle stairs how did it get up there to begin with? fucking dumb

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Service elevator.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too much cop, not enough robo

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bitches leave.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should be a nerd.
      Somehow is legit intimidating.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a different time. Joe Pesci was a bad guy in movies

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robocop 2 is like a meta narrative, the first movie had soul and it’s impossible to replicate, making a new robocop is a stupid idea, but robocop 2 has to be made anyways so they make him bigger louder and scarier in order to cover up his flaws (that he is a psychopath drug addict) and he still isn’t better than the original.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love these fucking guys, bros.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The guy from Twin Peaks and the dad from that 70s show.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DONT TOUCH ME MAN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They had a reunion recently and Emil was the only one that didn't age like shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name my band

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hero cop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The villains in Robocop were so much fun.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Murphy was a devout Catholic, and the notion of suicide was untenable.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I GOT HIM, CLARENCE! I GOT

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb ESL.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      easy sassy lover

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitches leave.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all that and still had the strength to jump up on the table.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Murphy.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyberpsychosis. Not even joking.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sayonara, Robocop!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No CGI. When compared to Cyborg in Justice League it looks great.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I wonder what Verhoeven's been up to lately
    >check wikipedia
    >Benedetta is a 2021 biographical psychological drama film co-written and directed by Paul Verhoeven, starring Virginie Efira as Benedetta Carlini, a nun in the 17th century who joins an Italian convent while a young child and later has a lesbian love affair with another nun, while seeing religious visions
    based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly had no idea he was even still alive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie is great but it's gonna filter you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The response to Hollow Man took away his joy of film making for a while.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how in RoboCop 2, baiscally all the shit happens because of a roastie that sucked the old man's cock to get to her place.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't want to live without their cocks

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyberpsychosis.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'd buy that for a dollar!

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing that always happens after an initial success. gays on the corporate board half-ass the follow-up

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't watch T.J. Laser, Anon.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always wanted to see a diagram of Robocop's internal systems and structures it would probably be pretty cool to look at even if it's just made up bullshit, like that art of Raiden from MGS that shows how he's basically just like half a skull and some spinal column in MGS4.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you every tried searching 'Robocop Diagram'?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did exactly that in the 2014 reboot, its actually a really good scene despite the rest of the movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the best scene of the movie - totally unexpected and horrifying but pushed the story along as well.

        Pity about the rest of the movie. The actor was great, but the script was trash. Also focusing on the wife's story just stopped the movie dead in its tracks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember nothing about the reboot other than the lame villains and the lazy evil ceo twist.
          Felt like this could've had more potential since they got the director who made Elite Squad but squandered when the studio toned it down to pg13.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robocop could have been a good movie but I just can't really forgive the fact that they retconned away Murphy's character arc from the first film. He remembers who he was before the operation, he's alive again. But then the sequel is like "nuh uh, everyone liked him when he acted like a machine, so we'll just forget that he got his humanity back and just treat him like a robot again."

    I actually didn't mind the remake. Obviously there's no replacing the original but I liked it a lot more than I thought I would, and I think it could have been the start of a franchise. I guess other people in the audience were a lot less forgiving than me though.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The remake is a totally suitable movie with a lot of fun meta-commentary about marketing and creating a new robocop that people will like. It’s more about branding and designing this man into an iPhone-looking terrorist-killer whose job is to advertise and be a mascot for the company more than it is to solve any crime. It’s about a man being turned into a product

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect kino, amazing score and brilliant acting

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Murphy had something to live for. These guys were just being tortured beyond death.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greatest ending of all time.

    "Nice shooting, whats your name son?"

    "Murphy"

    ROBOCOP

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where do we rank the theme music? Its a top 3 for me

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a police officer who was brutally murdered in the line of duty, the RoboCop movies really speak to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow who killed you?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trans propaganda and anti corporation lmao I wonder why!

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