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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They both lacked masculinity.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too white. Hollywood needs to up transBIPOC representation by at least 100%.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. I can’t believe we let the chuds win this much

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are these posters so shitty

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't lack of audience, Apes movie did $200 mil in the same period and absolutely no one was talking about it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never even heard of "Fall Guy" before now, and Furiosa is woke feminist garbage, not for me or for anyone with sanity.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when movies had actual stakes involved?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally what even is that? on the left
    >ugly brown rusty diarrhea and ugly screaming dirty troony on the right
    >”noooo how could no one have wanted to watch this garbage? noooo…..”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The gay Guy
      Nobody wants to go to the theater for gay porn

      They should've put Alyla on the poster then people would want Furiosa

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is it gay porn?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, it stars a homosexual. I'd assume if a homosexual is the lead it's probably gay porn

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their names start with F, which indicates failure.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are movies made for people in echochambers. They have no appeal outside of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People in echochambers
      You mean people who actually like watching movies?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Fall Guy looked(and was) like a netflix original. Why the frick would you want to go to the cinema box for that
    Furiosa - Fury Road wasn't as popular as people have convinced themselves it was and yes it was a critical success across the board but that wont transfer over to box office. And Mad Max in general falls under the same thing as Blade Runner. Yeah you can see it's influence in lots of stuff and on top 10 lists, but it really isn't that popular with the general public

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Fall guy is pretty good. I screencaps a few post because I know when it eventually comes out on Netflix people here will pretend they never hated it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I couldn't get into it, and same for Boy Kills World
        too deadpooly if that makes sense

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Boy Kills World
          the best part of that movie was that he couldn't understand the black guy due to ebonics

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It has the same vibe as bullet train.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They’re basically generic Netflix drama garbage with a flashy window dressing. This is what almost all modern movies are, no clue why people are shocked.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movies look and feel like shit
    >actors and actresses are getting ultrabogged
    I honestly think that the internet is fricking up people’s brains.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too white. Meanwhile Bad Boys 4 is a huge hit.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fall guy looks like a safe movie and the poster makes it look like there's romance in it so hard pass for me. i don't know why hollywood has to keep shooting themselves in the foot like this. no one wants romance in their action films. when you try to please everyone you please no one.
    furiosa, i feel like i don't have to see it because i already know what it's going to be. the trailers make it clear it's just green screen slop and it's insane that they don't have mad max in his own movie.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, I refuse to pay for american movies!
    Bunch of anti-democraties warloving propaganda!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Furiosa = girlbossshit
    Fall Guy = Goose has been tainted by the Barbie movie, which is the new queen of girlbossshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Furiosa = girlbossshit
      how is it "girl boss"?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fall guy just seemed like it would be extremely quippy slop. The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare was the same way. When they put a Queen song over an action scene in a trailer you know it's going to be godawful made-by-committee box-checking garbage with no soul.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were both marketed like dogshit. The trailers made them look way worse than they actually were.

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