They literally did it while the episode was airing. Somehow they still can't comprehend the autism of Star Wars fans and make adjustments to lore ahead of time
Things have to be approved by him, which means he's either okay with the Acolyte or got vetoed by Kathy for any of the lore breaking shit in The Acolyte. If Yoda doesn't show up at all in the show that was 100% because he put his foot down on it.
1 week ago
Anonymous
why would that even matter? if it's just 100 years before ep 1 then Yoda is around so might as well show him
1 week ago
Anonymous
Because then the show doesn't work. So they went with Mundi, which also didn't work and they panicked and changed the Wookiepedia article in the middle of the episodes release. The show doesn't work lore wise and they're aware of it and trying to retroactively fix it and it's a disaster.
1 week ago
Anonymous
how does it not work? I haven't watched anything since TFA so I don't know how fricked up the lore is at this point, but making ki adi mundi older or whatever doesn't seem that big of a deal to me
1 week ago
Anonymous
The Jedi thought the Sith were gone for 1000 years. That's why they were so arrogant and dismissive when Qui Gon reported that he just fought a Sith or dark Jedi. If they came into contact with a red lightsaber within their lifetime, which Mundi now is aware of, then they would have been much more alert about the possibility of the Sith making a return and are actively working behind the scenes. The Clone Wars might not even have happened if they suspected a Sith was manipulating it into happening
1 week ago
Anonymous
I don't think he is even sith
1 week ago
Anonymous
He is, but the Jedi will come to the conclusion that he isn't. Or that he is, and they cover it up. Or, all the ones who encounter him die before they can tell the Council.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>dark Jedi
Dark Jedi was a term from the EU (first coined by Timothy Zahn I think) and was't even considered cannon.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Zahn named Noghri "the Sith" in his first draft, but Lucas made him change it without explaining what the Sith really were. Source: the annotated 20th Anniversary print of Heir to the Empire.
1 week ago
Anonymous
That was because in the original script Vader was a lord of the sith, and since the Noghri were servants of Vader that would mean that these were the Sith
1 week ago
Anonymous
>noghri
Always bugged me how no one used them in EU stuff
1 week ago
Anonymous
If you're talking about canon as in Georgie-Boy's vision, then no it wasn't, but it was absolutely canon to the old EU, literally every bad guy force user was referred to as a Dark Jedi before the prequels. Nobody knew what the frick a "Sith" was, so the assumption was that all force users were called Jedi.
1 week ago
Anonymous
The Tales of the Jedi comics before the prequels existed has Sith called Sith. Lots of 'em. 4000 years before the OT. Then the prequels come along and the TPM novelization put the birth of the Sith much later than that.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Anon, it's just a children's show. You're seething over the "Lore" in the equivalent of a Transformers cartoon.
Which Cinemaphile also does.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Why are you here?
1 week ago
Anonymous
This is such a cheap cop out.
If it's just a children's show and completely irrelevant to you homosexual leftists then you wouldn't be so obsessed with making it woke and destroying it.
1 week ago
Anonymous
You better not be disrespecting Kremzeek.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>which Mundi now is aware of
By the end of the newest episode, he is not aware. Eight Jedi (none of them Ki-Adi Mundi) see a red blade ignite, get knock on their asses, then the end credits roll.
1 week ago
Anonymous
The way I would look at it is like the FBI and robberies, one random armed robbing isn't going to get them to really care, they might help catch the thief but only send one or two agents, now if there is a team of thieves systematically robbing people then the FBI would put together multiple teams to hunt them down. With the Jedi one or two Sith popping up every now and then is normal, there's bad people and sometimes rarely they have force powers. A Sith empire though, like in ancient history? That's a real cause for concern, but until it gets that bad who cares? The problem with this thinking is Yoda says in the prequels that there's always two Sith, so he had to believe that one or two Sith is a big deal.
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Anonymous
Just from the movie, I assume by, "always two there are, no more, no less" meant they come in pairs, not literally that there were only two individuals called Sith in the entire galaxy at once. Especially at this moment, when one just died. There's only one now until Sidious swears Tyrannus in.
1 week ago
Anonymous
But then I read the novelization after seeing the movie.
1 week ago
Anonymous
A real Sith appearing up would be a big deal.But if it's just a Dark Jedi found some Sith knowledge and then called himself Sith then the Jedi would most likely not consider them to be real.
1 week ago
Anonymous
The show only cost $180 million. You think with that tiny budget, they can afford cgi Yoda, or pay Frank Oz for more than just his voice?
There's a couple other Glup Shitto Jedi like Yaddle and the bearded Snake Man that are available to them as well. But they can't be assed to spend money on rebuilding their puppets or whatever, so they just slap longer lifespans onto some "Humans in bodypaint/rubber foreheads" species.
Luke did I ever tell you how Yaddle is imprisoned in this era of the acolyte?
That tight yussy turned the frick out by a train of Hutts daily, her moans of pleasure could be heard from even outside their heavily fortified compound, those sensitive to the force could sense when she quaked, it often interrupted Jedi Council meetings
They tried to rescue her but she refused to go, only saying "filled with seed, my birth canal is" and then putting herself back in chains. Despite her best efforts she did not get pregnant as Hutts and space monkeys can't interbreed but her delusions kept her going for years while being used as a fricktoy for some basically immobile slugs who somehow ended up being the most powerful criminal warlords in the Galaxy. Yoda blamed it on the darkside but many of us suspected she was simply just a rampaging nympho prostitute.
And she was a good friend
This. Phantom Menace made it clear that the sith were extinct for a millennia. SW is a dead franchise and creatively bankrupt.
All of us in this thread could sit in a conference room and sketch out coherent fresh ideas after 1 solid day in front of the whiteboard.
There were two Sith in The Phantom Menace, from an unbroken line of Master/Apprentice going back to before Yoda hatched. The Jedi didn't know this. It's clear to everyone watching the movie except morons, that Ki-Adi Mundi was incorrect.
Yes. But how would Yoda know about that? Psychic visions/ remote viewing, I guess.
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Anonymous
In the expanded universe a renegade Jedi found out about it ca. 150 years before the Battle of Naboo when he fell to the dark side and explored a Sith temple.I don't remember how but I think that it had been visited by some Sith after Bane.He was completely mad so when he told the Jedi that were send to capture him they didn't believe him and since he fought to the death they couldn't question him further.Nothing happened and the Jedi found no Sith so they just ignored it until Maul appeared.But Filoni retconned all of that when he gave Bane a tomb on Korriban so in the Disney Canon the Jedi just knew about it somehow.
Sure, well better squeeze him into the shot somewhere. Maybe he can be touring the galaxy in his younger wild years. Going around smoking space weed or maybe he was a Chewbaccette and transitioned later.
Wouldn't that be a twist!
>Chewie is barely half over Wookie lifespan, which is 400 >Chewie will be be alive for for probably 160 more years >He will still be alive after Rey is dead
Old man Chewie after a few more sequel trilogies. Just let the poor guy die in this next trilogy.
Why do people care so much about Star Wars? The OT is average at best and its entire purpose is to make money, the OT is no different it just served as a means for George Lucas to sell plastic toys made in China to morons
It isn't that at all, it's the New Marxist revision of history and therefore meaning via culture that's the issue. I don't give a shit about Star Wars but it's maddening to sit and watch creatures who look like pic related turn everything into literal homosexualry and act like it's not only normal but it's always been that way, that history and human life are nothing but scripts and devices for some sort of Orwellian AIDS gay orgy.
>wasnt she harv's personal assistant while he was raping hundreds of actresses?
She was, and said he never tried anything with her. I don't know why she thinks that means anything with a face like hers.
>Why do people care so much about Star Wars?
Nostalgia. That's all it is. Its hard to disassociate from something you associate with your childhood. If you watch those movies for the first time as an adult, you immediately realise how shit and childish they are.
Deflection. Most actual complaints about Ki-Adi-Mundi is him being involved and potentially knowing about the Sith while going on to shrug off the Sith in TPM. Changing his age is something people also don't like, but to a much lesser degree, and so people who like Acolyte are focusing in and mocking that since it's the smaller of the plot holes, but even then, their counterpoint tends to just be "Who even cares about this character?"
If he was alive during a time where some mysterious killer was killing Jedi then he wouldn't have brought up that the Sith have been gone for a millennium making Qui Gon's report sound absurd to the council. It's flagrantly moronic for this show to exist, let alone have Mundi himself be one of the Jedi involved in what's going on
In Disney's new lore about how crystals turn red, yeah basically
I don't think he is even sith
I still think this is a lame argument. "Dark" or "Fallen" Jedi but not quite Sith running around all the time killing people makes the PT Jedi seem even more arrogant and moronic.
>In Disney's new lore about how crystals turn red, yeah basically
Oh yeah I also forgot that in Nu Wars red crystals literally turn red if you are evil making the entire thing even more stupid and obvious
I guess killing a room full of kids wasn't evil enough to turn Anakin's red. Maybe the crystal foresaw Luke inheriting the saber so it stayed blue.
1 week ago
Anonymous
From his point of view the jedi were evil
1 week ago
Anonymous
I kneel.
1 week ago
Anonymous
You have to deliberately bleed your crystal. It doesn't happen accidentally because you too evil. You have to WANT it to happen. moron.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Lol, that's pretty moronic. BLUE? FRICK THAT SHIT? IT'S LIKE THE SKY. FRICK THE SKY! I WANT RED LIKE BLOOD! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 week ago
Anonymous
Legends is even dumber
1 week ago
Anonymous
In the old EU the red ones were synthetic Adegan crystals. I guess cubic zircona is dumb too.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Yes
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Make synthetic crystal because the Jedis control all the caves with organic crystals vs I WANT MY SABER TO BE REEEEEED AND EDGYYYYYYY
You are such a mongoloid mouth breather
I guess killing a room full of kids wasn't evil enough to turn Anakin's red. Maybe the crystal foresaw Luke inheriting the saber so it stayed blue.
It's some edgy bullshit about having to "bleed' the crystals by infusing them with negative emotions, a process which turns them red. They can be "rehabilitated" and purified of their emotional baggage, thus turning them pure white, which is why Filoni's waifu has white sabers.
In the old EU red blades were the typical color produced by synthetic saber crystals, often forged and used by Sith due to a lack of access to the Jedi-controlled natural crystal veins on planets like Ilium. The person crafting the crystal can actually make it whatever color they want via adjustments to the forging process and subtle manipulation with the Force, Sith just usually pick red because they're edgelords, calling them "bloodshine blades."
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Anonymous
Evil dudes trying to not be discovered by Jedi would be smarter to NOT use red ones. It's like holding a sign that says "LOOK AT ME! I'M NOT AN butthole JEDI DOING CRIMES, I'M A SITH"
>just because some guy is wielding a red light saber doesn't mean he's sith, no?
And who is going to have a fricking red lightsaber? that's not common knowledge also if you have one red lightsaber you obviously should know how to use it and how that could be? because he was trained and by who?
>taking death threats against your internet handle seriously
Maybe being told "kys" every day for the past 20 years on the internet made me apathetic to it. Have these people ever used the internet before?
>trying to make sense of the "canon" when the showrunner and writers brag about how they didn't even watch the movies and know nothing about anything except pandering to the woke social media crowd for cheap flavor of the day points
>women see men having fun with something >they don't understand it but want the attention because men are diverting attention from them to the fun thing >women force themselves into the hobby where the only contribution is to place a woman (themselves or anyone else) front and center >fun is ruined because now half of the group of men simp over women and half can't enjoy the activity anymore
They turned Luke and Han into depressed hobo bums and made Leia fly through space unassisted.
They made Rey be perfect at everything AND also she defeats Palpatine in the end, of course.
Now even Anakin isn't special because some random group of force lesbians can will life into existence by holding hands at a yoga session.
it makes more sense when you realize women exist solely to get fricked and have children. So they instinctively destroy anything that interferes with that.
It feels so weird because when Disney bought Star Wars, they bragged about how the original EU made no sense so they were wiping it out to replace it with a new expanded universe that would make sense because they'd hire people to make sure everything was lore accurate
they were talking about the business model. it didn't make sense that people didn't need to pay to use the ip, just turn over a share of profits. so disney scrapped it.
Never happened
I didn't know it happened
How does it affects you
Yes I know it happened and what?
Is not a big deal
Okey is a big deal but you deserve it
And that's a good thing
Why do white supremacists get so defensive about space fantasy shows?
Biden needs to step in -- this is literal terrorism, nazi type stuff. This is a serious publication and the editors must be telling the truth, so something NEEDS to be done. Democracy depends on it!
Latest disneyslop made by the former assistant of Big Harv, they shoved a lot of blacks and gays in it and said in interviews they wanted to make white SW fans cry, it's getting heavy pushback so leftists and Disney shills are working overtime to pretend its a success
Are shills online human anymore or have they too been replaced by AI? If something like art and drawing can be automated I see no reason to pay third worlders even fractions of pennies to promote a film or show
The ki adi we see in phantom is actually the son of ki adi, another immaculate force conception. Ki adi carries him throughout the season after learning the ways of thread, being taught by the witches to manipulate himself on a cellular level. He's an alien you see, doesn't even need to birth via his anus.
>land on planet far away from where you want to get to >walk there for many hours instead of bringing any form of transport with you in your massive starship
why?
>go to coruscant first to have some bullshit meeting that you could have had over space-internet, when someone's life is at stake >park far away >stop whenever you need to deliver dialogue >still get to there right when antagonist does, even though she had a coruscant-free head start >wookiee bro was killed so recently that lightsaber wound still steaming >yell at antagonist to come out of wookiee's house even though you didn't see her enter, instead of going in and checking on wookiee bro
>synthetic crystals >crystal colors >a hundred other little tidbits
so much for the mystery
Look, it's real easy.
Red - evil, chosen as ancient color of blood in a million stories
Blue, Green, good, color of sky, water, plant life
Has nothing to do with how many force powers you take up each force power tree.
Why in god's name games and EU strayed from the saber as magical instance of the force I don't know. Well, yes I do. Tard-o-matic writers feeding drooler readers explaining everything. These are the people who brought you a trilogy for the second seat oboist in the cantina band.
I don't understand this mindset. If you're not interested in the shit then just ignore it, it's not hurting you. It's like that video of RLM making fun of the article on Darth Vader's suit, it's there for the people who enjoy that kind of autistic worldbuilding, it's not like it's actively getting shoved into the visual media and hurting the narrative.
He can't use that light saber, at most can move it around like a moron but you can't expect him to handle it at the same level of a jedi or a sith or any force user and is just a matter of time before he cut himself
Nah, that is head canon. In empire Han uses it without problem to open the stomac of the beast.
In the OT it is implied that is just a very ancient and rather useless weapon against blasters that the jedi use because is part of their traditional stuff and because they can somehow repel blaster shots with it (I think Luke just do it like twice in the 3 movies and the rest of the time uses a blaster just fine)
Then Lucas though it would be cool that the almost extint monks that Han had no idea existed 17 years ago actually counted in the tens of thousands, almost governed the galaxy by proxy and were known if backalley planets so he could put hundreds of jedi doing circus stuff with their sabers.
Presumably the same thing stopping random non-Jedi from being able to find natural crystals; Jedi and Sith alike probably had a vested interest in gatekeeping the information from normalgays, along with how to build lightsaber-type weapons to begin with.
What's so funny about Star Wars is that it's a great sandbox for a writer to come up with an almost infinite number of stories yet EVERYTHING has to revolve around darth vader/the jedi, its set a long long time ago, frick they could go back 10,000 years before or after when none of that matters anymore, just keep the force, you honestly don't even need lightsabers. But they just refuse, it is so so weird, you would think all of these writers would want to tell a more original story with new characters without having to make it relate to the same overbaked and genuinely boring plot points AGAIN
that's exactly what tales of the jedi was in the early 90's. it was a story set far away from the three movies, but still close enough to be in the same universe. the entire 2000's era EU project was a throwback and homage to that era
I perfect skill to give them for a mystery show. Now everyone will just wonder why they don't just do that to anyone and figure everything out right away
im sure that wouldn't break canon at all nor ruin any plot developments that lead to the prequels and the original trilogy.
Just tell us you replaced your brain with a smoothie.
in itself it would be acceptable but not here.
Wasn't the original birthdate only on the Legends page? Because of Disney's retcon Wookieepedia had to do this convoluted split into two versions of every page, one with the old canon and one with the Disney canon. This has been made even more convoluted by the gradual trickle of Disney partially or entirely re-canonizing old stuff (like mentioning the Rakata in a single throwaway line)
Without wikipedia, there isn't a single person out there who had a spot in their brain devoted to when Ki Adi Mundi was born in the old EU. Even that turbo autist (with a cute wife) StarWarsExplained didn't know. The source was something so obscure most people never knew about it.
They literally did it while the episode was airing. Somehow they still can't comprehend the autism of Star Wars fans and make adjustments to lore ahead of time
... you know disney pays people to do that, right? that [content] wikipedias are just marketing, right?
Not an excuse for your moronic retcons.
no one is excusing anything. marketing is fundamentally wrong.
isn't the acolyte set thousands of years ago before ep 1?
100 or so. Only Yoda would be around and there's no way Filoni would let them use Yoda for this.
He'll show up towards the end of the season as a cameo
why would they need hackloni's approval?
He's the "Chief Creative Officer" now.
He got promoted to creative supervisor on everything, remember?
no, I don't
Things have to be approved by him, which means he's either okay with the Acolyte or got vetoed by Kathy for any of the lore breaking shit in The Acolyte. If Yoda doesn't show up at all in the show that was 100% because he put his foot down on it.
why would that even matter? if it's just 100 years before ep 1 then Yoda is around so might as well show him
Because then the show doesn't work. So they went with Mundi, which also didn't work and they panicked and changed the Wookiepedia article in the middle of the episodes release. The show doesn't work lore wise and they're aware of it and trying to retroactively fix it and it's a disaster.
how does it not work? I haven't watched anything since TFA so I don't know how fricked up the lore is at this point, but making ki adi mundi older or whatever doesn't seem that big of a deal to me
The Jedi thought the Sith were gone for 1000 years. That's why they were so arrogant and dismissive when Qui Gon reported that he just fought a Sith or dark Jedi. If they came into contact with a red lightsaber within their lifetime, which Mundi now is aware of, then they would have been much more alert about the possibility of the Sith making a return and are actively working behind the scenes. The Clone Wars might not even have happened if they suspected a Sith was manipulating it into happening
I don't think he is even sith
He is, but the Jedi will come to the conclusion that he isn't. Or that he is, and they cover it up. Or, all the ones who encounter him die before they can tell the Council.
>dark Jedi
Dark Jedi was a term from the EU (first coined by Timothy Zahn I think) and was't even considered cannon.
Zahn named Noghri "the Sith" in his first draft, but Lucas made him change it without explaining what the Sith really were. Source: the annotated 20th Anniversary print of Heir to the Empire.
That was because in the original script Vader was a lord of the sith, and since the Noghri were servants of Vader that would mean that these were the Sith
>noghri
Always bugged me how no one used them in EU stuff
If you're talking about canon as in Georgie-Boy's vision, then no it wasn't, but it was absolutely canon to the old EU, literally every bad guy force user was referred to as a Dark Jedi before the prequels. Nobody knew what the frick a "Sith" was, so the assumption was that all force users were called Jedi.
The Tales of the Jedi comics before the prequels existed has Sith called Sith. Lots of 'em. 4000 years before the OT. Then the prequels come along and the TPM novelization put the birth of the Sith much later than that.
Anon, it's just a children's show. You're seething over the "Lore" in the equivalent of a Transformers cartoon.
Which Cinemaphile also does.
Why are you here?
This is such a cheap cop out.
If it's just a children's show and completely irrelevant to you homosexual leftists then you wouldn't be so obsessed with making it woke and destroying it.
You better not be disrespecting Kremzeek.
>which Mundi now is aware of
By the end of the newest episode, he is not aware. Eight Jedi (none of them Ki-Adi Mundi) see a red blade ignite, get knock on their asses, then the end credits roll.
The way I would look at it is like the FBI and robberies, one random armed robbing isn't going to get them to really care, they might help catch the thief but only send one or two agents, now if there is a team of thieves systematically robbing people then the FBI would put together multiple teams to hunt them down. With the Jedi one or two Sith popping up every now and then is normal, there's bad people and sometimes rarely they have force powers. A Sith empire though, like in ancient history? That's a real cause for concern, but until it gets that bad who cares? The problem with this thinking is Yoda says in the prequels that there's always two Sith, so he had to believe that one or two Sith is a big deal.
Just from the movie, I assume by, "always two there are, no more, no less" meant they come in pairs, not literally that there were only two individuals called Sith in the entire galaxy at once. Especially at this moment, when one just died. There's only one now until Sidious swears Tyrannus in.
But then I read the novelization after seeing the movie.
A real Sith appearing up would be a big deal.But if it's just a Dark Jedi found some Sith knowledge and then called himself Sith then the Jedi would most likely not consider them to be real.
The show only cost $180 million. You think with that tiny budget, they can afford cgi Yoda, or pay Frank Oz for more than just his voice?
He approves of so many moronic cameos that he certainly would.
There's a couple other Glup Shitto Jedi like Yaddle and the bearded Snake Man that are available to them as well. But they can't be assed to spend money on rebuilding their puppets or whatever, so they just slap longer lifespans onto some "Humans in bodypaint/rubber foreheads" species.
Oppo Rancisis should have been the main Jedi of the show
>Ayyo Raciss
I love Star Wars names
I used to love this little dude when I was kid, I like the goofier side of star wars
For me it's Kit Fisto and Plo Koon
I'm a Poof man myself
a fellow poofter I see
the trek method
Luke did I ever tell you how Yaddle is imprisoned in this era of the acolyte?
That tight yussy turned the frick out by a train of Hutts daily, her moans of pleasure could be heard from even outside their heavily fortified compound, those sensitive to the force could sense when she quaked, it often interrupted Jedi Council meetings
They tried to rescue her but she refused to go, only saying "filled with seed, my birth canal is" and then putting herself back in chains. Despite her best efforts she did not get pregnant as Hutts and space monkeys can't interbreed but her delusions kept her going for years while being used as a fricktoy for some basically immobile slugs who somehow ended up being the most powerful criminal warlords in the Galaxy. Yoda blamed it on the darkside but many of us suspected she was simply just a rampaging nympho prostitute.
And she was a good friend
Like he has any power.
but I thought sith were extinct even before Yoda was born?
This. Phantom Menace made it clear that the sith were extinct for a millennia. SW is a dead franchise and creatively bankrupt.
All of us in this thread could sit in a conference room and sketch out coherent fresh ideas after 1 solid day in front of the whiteboard.
Oh yeah, I forgot that Darth Maul turned out to just some random cosplayer and not a Sith, and Palpatine wasn't a Sith either.
I should have clarified that I meant the Jedi THOUGHT the Sith were extinct and implied there was no contact.
There were two Sith in The Phantom Menace, from an unbroken line of Master/Apprentice going back to before Yoda hatched. The Jedi didn't know this. It's clear to everyone watching the movie except morons, that Ki-Adi Mundi was incorrect.
>The Jedi didn't know this.
Yeah that's kinda the point of the whole rule of two.
Yes. But how would Yoda know about that? Psychic visions/ remote viewing, I guess.
In the expanded universe a renegade Jedi found out about it ca. 150 years before the Battle of Naboo when he fell to the dark side and explored a Sith temple.I don't remember how but I think that it had been visited by some Sith after Bane.He was completely mad so when he told the Jedi that were send to capture him they didn't believe him and since he fought to the death they couldn't question him further.Nothing happened and the Jedi found no Sith so they just ignored it until Maul appeared.But Filoni retconned all of that when he gave Bane a tomb on Korriban so in the Disney Canon the Jedi just knew about it somehow.
Have you heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Chewie should be alive too, no?
Sure, well better squeeze him into the shot somewhere. Maybe he can be touring the galaxy in his younger wild years. Going around smoking space weed or maybe he was a Chewbaccette and transitioned later.
Wouldn't that be a twist!
>Chewie is barely half over Wookie lifespan, which is 400
>Chewie will be be alive for for probably 160 more years
>He will still be alive after Rey is dead
Old man Chewie after a few more sequel trilogies. Just let the poor guy die in this next trilogy.
>Filoni
Doesn't give a shit about retcons.
I'm really starting to think Filoni approves of this show. If those pictures of his wife are real then he certainly does.
he absolutely does, dude is a sleemo
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How have I never seen this clip
Dudes a smarmy tool
His wife hit the wall with the Force-speed Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan use at the beginning of TPM.
Imagine how many of Filoni's offspring have been aborted. His wife looks evil (and slightly male).
Didn’t happen but if it did, deserved it
i feel the same way about the holocaust
he deserved it
Why do people care so much about Star Wars? The OT is average at best and its entire purpose is to make money, the OT is no different it just served as a means for George Lucas to sell plastic toys made in China to morons
It isn't that at all, it's the New Marxist revision of history and therefore meaning via culture that's the issue. I don't give a shit about Star Wars but it's maddening to sit and watch creatures who look like pic related turn everything into literal homosexualry and act like it's not only normal but it's always been that way, that history and human life are nothing but scripts and devices for some sort of Orwellian AIDS gay orgy.
wasnt she harv's personal assistant while he was raping hundreds of actresses?
>wasnt she harv's personal assistant while he was raping hundreds of actresses?
She was, and said he never tried anything with her. I don't know why she thinks that means anything with a face like hers.
As much as I despise these disgusting ~~*freaks*~~ he didnt rape anyone. No more than anyone 'rapes' a prostitute by paying her for her services
I think he's based but otherwise I agree with you
this. you don’t have to like star wars to see how fricked up everything is.
Oh shut the frick up israelite.
Star Wars has always been shit homosexual
The only homosexual here is you.
great answer :eyeroll:
>Why do people care so much about Star Wars?
Nostalgia. That's all it is. Its hard to disassociate from something you associate with your childhood. If you watch those movies for the first time as an adult, you immediately realise how shit and childish they are.
it's all bots and shills
No one actually does. It's all fake outrage for views. At this point only full fledged soil cucks still care about this franchise.
You're too moronic to appreciate art. What Disney is doing is evil, iconoclasts deserve death. Get lost
>and its entire purpose is to make mone
In opposition to Alien and The Batman which purpose was to end global hunger
Here's the thing; there are 8 billion people on this planet. Some of them are morons who care about this crap.
Made up outrage to play victim
Based Star Wars purists, I don't even like Star Wars that much but I appreciate people who don't want their fandoms destroyed.
Deflection. Most actual complaints about Ki-Adi-Mundi is him being involved and potentially knowing about the Sith while going on to shrug off the Sith in TPM. Changing his age is something people also don't like, but to a much lesser degree, and so people who like Acolyte are focusing in and mocking that since it's the smaller of the plot holes, but even then, their counterpoint tends to just be "Who even cares about this character?"
maybe it is later revealed that his memory was wiped and that's why he doesn't remember the sith
Because there is canon hierarchy of Movies >TV shows > Expanded universe
Ki Adi Mundi's birth date was first mentioned in expanded universe canon, since the TV show now set it as another date now that is the main canon
If he was alive during a time where some mysterious killer was killing Jedi then he wouldn't have brought up that the Sith have been gone for a millennium making Qui Gon's report sound absurd to the council. It's flagrantly moronic for this show to exist, let alone have Mundi himself be one of the Jedi involved in what's going on
just because some guy is wielding a red light saber doesn't mean he's sith, no?
In Disney's new lore about how crystals turn red, yeah basically
I still think this is a lame argument. "Dark" or "Fallen" Jedi but not quite Sith running around all the time killing people makes the PT Jedi seem even more arrogant and moronic.
>In Disney's new lore about how crystals turn red, yeah basically
Oh yeah I also forgot that in Nu Wars red crystals literally turn red if you are evil making the entire thing even more stupid and obvious
I guess killing a room full of kids wasn't evil enough to turn Anakin's red. Maybe the crystal foresaw Luke inheriting the saber so it stayed blue.
From his point of view the jedi were evil
I kneel.
You have to deliberately bleed your crystal. It doesn't happen accidentally because you too evil. You have to WANT it to happen. moron.
Lol, that's pretty moronic. BLUE? FRICK THAT SHIT? IT'S LIKE THE SKY. FRICK THE SKY! I WANT RED LIKE BLOOD! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Legends is even dumber
In the old EU the red ones were synthetic Adegan crystals. I guess cubic zircona is dumb too.
Yes
>Make synthetic crystal because the Jedis control all the caves with organic crystals vs I WANT MY SABER TO BE REEEEEED AND EDGYYYYYYY
You are such a mongoloid mouth breather
It's some edgy bullshit about having to "bleed' the crystals by infusing them with negative emotions, a process which turns them red. They can be "rehabilitated" and purified of their emotional baggage, thus turning them pure white, which is why Filoni's waifu has white sabers.
In the old EU red blades were the typical color produced by synthetic saber crystals, often forged and used by Sith due to a lack of access to the Jedi-controlled natural crystal veins on planets like Ilium. The person crafting the crystal can actually make it whatever color they want via adjustments to the forging process and subtle manipulation with the Force, Sith just usually pick red because they're edgelords, calling them "bloodshine blades."
Evil dudes trying to not be discovered by Jedi would be smarter to NOT use red ones. It's like holding a sign that says "LOOK AT ME! I'M NOT AN butthole JEDI DOING CRIMES, I'M A SITH"
lightsabers should just be gizmos differing only from a blaster in the skill and force sensitivity needed to use one effectively
That's what mostly are, without the force you would cut your own limbs using them
>just because some guy is wielding a red light saber doesn't mean he's sith, no?
And who is going to have a fricking red lightsaber? that's not common knowledge also if you have one red lightsaber you obviously should know how to use it and how that could be? because he was trained and by who?
What about the attack on the wookieepedia edtiors?
>taking death threats against your internet handle seriously
Maybe being told "kys" every day for the past 20 years on the internet made me apathetic to it. Have these people ever used the internet before?
Underrated post.
Nobody anywhere ever presents evidence when claiming to receive death threats. It almost seems like a cowardly way to dodge criticism.
aliens to george lucas are just Crazy-Head-Only guys
convergent evolution bro
Chill guys. The Mundi sitting on the council is a clone made by Palpatine.
Or Ki-Adi Mundi, Jr. Cerean Jedi can spawn offspring due to being endangered.
>Ki-Adi Muundi
There's a wookiepedia article on chairs
>trying to make sense of the "canon" when the showrunner and writers brag about how they didn't even watch the movies and know nothing about anything except pandering to the woke social media crowd for cheap flavor of the day points
>women see men having fun with something
>they don't understand it but want the attention because men are diverting attention from them to the fun thing
>women force themselves into the hobby where the only contribution is to place a woman (themselves or anyone else) front and center
>fun is ruined because now half of the group of men simp over women and half can't enjoy the activity anymore
They turned Luke and Han into depressed hobo bums and made Leia fly through space unassisted.
They made Rey be perfect at everything AND also she defeats Palpatine in the end, of course.
Now even Anakin isn't special because some random group of force lesbians can will life into existence by holding hands at a yoga session.
Insanity
Is there any hope left for us?
Nope, the only way forward is a civ-wide reboot.
it makes more sense when you realize women exist solely to get fricked and have children. So they instinctively destroy anything that interferes with that.
It feels so weird because when Disney bought Star Wars, they bragged about how the original EU made no sense so they were wiping it out to replace it with a new expanded universe that would make sense because they'd hire people to make sure everything was lore accurate
they were talking about the business model. it didn't make sense that people didn't need to pay to use the ip, just turn over a share of profits. so disney scrapped it.
also disney didn't want to be in competition with better writers.
All star goy fans should be executed
What do you gays think about that?
Huh!
The showrunner said she read all the books and everything back in the day. She even played the RPG.
it will happen to 40k next, mark my words.
>next
They retconned in a female custodes a few months ago, it's already happened.
Coneheads
more like Wokieepedia
So they can retcon shit and then gaslight idiots into thinking they know the lore better than the fans.
That's a shame.
No wait, I approve. Get fricked commie bastards.
tfw no chiana gf
>Yoda says hello! -blam-
I highly doubt there were death threats
Does anyone actually give a shit about the "canon" part of wookieepedia?I The birth date is still correct in the legends/EU article.
The best approach to anything Star Wars related is just to completely ignore it until the whole thing die out
sadly, they'll just pay "people" to react to it if no one calls them out on doing that shit.
>Cinemaphile posters receive death threats for posting in thread
Wookieepedia has been shit since Disney.
Never happened
I didn't know it happened
How does it affects you
Yes I know it happened and what?
Is not a big deal
Okey is a big deal but you deserve it
And that's a good thing
Based start killing these gays
>Make the internet great again
In minecraft of course
Why do white supremacists get so defensive about space fantasy shows?
Biden needs to step in -- this is literal terrorism, nazi type stuff. This is a serious publication and the editors must be telling the truth, so something NEEDS to be done. Democracy depends on it!
>jedi wookie can't speak Galactic Basic
isn't that very limiting? wtf
Disney: 0
Star war chads : 1,000,000
Death threats from whom? Who's even part of the core fanbase that still gives a shit anymore?
I know nothing about this bullshit. What's the acolyte and why is wiener head getting retconned?
Latest disneyslop made by the former assistant of Big Harv, they shoved a lot of blacks and gays in it and said in interviews they wanted to make white SW fans cry, it's getting heavy pushback so leftists and Disney shills are working overtime to pretend its a success
Are shills online human anymore or have they too been replaced by AI? If something like art and drawing can be automated I see no reason to pay third worlders even fractions of pennies to promote a film or show
What's his name again?
The ki adi we see in phantom is actually the son of ki adi, another immaculate force conception. Ki adi carries him throughout the season after learning the ways of thread, being taught by the witches to manipulate himself on a cellular level. He's an alien you see, doesn't even need to birth via his anus.
>land on planet far away from where you want to get to
>walk there for many hours instead of bringing any form of transport with you in your massive starship
why?
>go to coruscant first to have some bullshit meeting that you could have had over space-internet, when someone's life is at stake
>park far away
>stop whenever you need to deliver dialogue
>still get to there right when antagonist does, even though she had a coruscant-free head start
>wookiee bro was killed so recently that lightsaber wound still steaming
>yell at antagonist to come out of wookiee's house even though you didn't see her enter, instead of going in and checking on wookiee bro
>synthetic crystals
>crystal colors
>a hundred other little tidbits
so much for the mystery
Look, it's real easy.
Red - evil, chosen as ancient color of blood in a million stories
Blue, Green, good, color of sky, water, plant life
Has nothing to do with how many force powers you take up each force power tree.
Why in god's name games and EU strayed from the saber as magical instance of the force I don't know. Well, yes I do. Tard-o-matic writers feeding drooler readers explaining everything. These are the people who brought you a trilogy for the second seat oboist in the cantina band.
Acshually,
>green
>because we tried blue for the sarlacc pit and you can't see it against the blue sky in some frames so we changed it
The colors didn't mean jack shit in the OT.
I don't understand this mindset. If you're not interested in the shit then just ignore it, it's not hurting you. It's like that video of RLM making fun of the article on Darth Vader's suit, it's there for the people who enjoy that kind of autistic worldbuilding, it's not like it's actively getting shoved into the visual media and hurting the narrative.
Synthetic Crystals were to showcase even more the difference between Jedis (nature) vs Sith (machine)
How exactly do you make a synthetic crystal? What was stopping random non-jedi from making their own synthetic crystals to use against the jedi?
Heat, pressure, and The Force.
Making crystals is easy but it’s almost impossible to use lightsabers without the force.
>but it’s almost impossible to use lightsabers without the force.
Then why can Mandalorians use the dark saber? Why can so many non-jedi use them?
He can't use that light saber, at most can move it around like a moron but you can't expect him to handle it at the same level of a jedi or a sith or any force user and is just a matter of time before he cut himself
Nah, that is head canon. In empire Han uses it without problem to open the stomac of the beast.
In the OT it is implied that is just a very ancient and rather useless weapon against blasters that the jedi use because is part of their traditional stuff and because they can somehow repel blaster shots with it (I think Luke just do it like twice in the 3 movies and the rest of the time uses a blaster just fine)
Then Lucas though it would be cool that the almost extint monks that Han had no idea existed 17 years ago actually counted in the tens of thousands, almost governed the galaxy by proxy and were known if backalley planets so he could put hundreds of jedi doing circus stuff with their sabers.
Han is force sensitive
Presumably the same thing stopping random non-Jedi from being able to find natural crystals; Jedi and Sith alike probably had a vested interest in gatekeeping the information from normalgays, along with how to build lightsaber-type weapons to begin with.
What about the anon attack on the wookiepedos?
Why do people even care either way that some nobody from the prequels was alive?
What's so funny about Star Wars is that it's a great sandbox for a writer to come up with an almost infinite number of stories yet EVERYTHING has to revolve around darth vader/the jedi, its set a long long time ago, frick they could go back 10,000 years before or after when none of that matters anymore, just keep the force, you honestly don't even need lightsabers. But they just refuse, it is so so weird, you would think all of these writers would want to tell a more original story with new characters without having to make it relate to the same overbaked and genuinely boring plot points AGAIN
that's exactly what tales of the jedi was in the early 90's. it was a story set far away from the three movies, but still close enough to be in the same universe. the entire 2000's era EU project was a throwback and homage to that era
Disney could have retconned Willow to be set in the Star Wars galaxy if they wanted. On some backwater world that doesn't do space travel.
I sure do hope nobody does any of that "jedi memory wipe thing that you do" that the tweaker dealer character mentioned.
>66
That tweaker is probably Mae's masked master.
so jedi are full telepaths now and can pick out very specific shit out of other minds with zero effort?
I perfect skill to give them for a mystery show. Now everyone will just wonder why they don't just do that to anyone and figure everything out right away
power creep is the lazy writers crutch
Sol still had to ask that convict a question and get his spoken aloud mind-tricked answer. He didn't just pull thoughts from him.
Retconning history is something that Stalinists used to do so.
Same with "death camp" photos.
There were heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
Guys don't. Or the black b***h will make another rap video about it how racist White people are.
Will Mace Dindu be in the next episode?
I don't see why a force-user couldn't live way longer than the average for his species.
im sure that wouldn't break canon at all nor ruin any plot developments that lead to the prequels and the original trilogy.
Just tell us you replaced your brain with a smoothie.
in itself it would be acceptable but not here.
I love watching morons and autists fight eachother.
Wasn't the original birthdate only on the Legends page? Because of Disney's retcon Wookieepedia had to do this convoluted split into two versions of every page, one with the old canon and one with the Disney canon. This has been made even more convoluted by the gradual trickle of Disney partially or entirely re-canonizing old stuff (like mentioning the Rakata in a single throwaway line)
Mentioning something only makes its existence canon but not necessarily the old details they erased.
Without wikipedia, there isn't a single person out there who had a spot in their brain devoted to when Ki Adi Mundi was born in the old EU. Even that turbo autist (with a cute wife) StarWarsExplained didn't know. The source was something so obscure most people never knew about it.
>EMERGENCY PLAN GUYS, RELEASE THE DEATH THREATS STATEMENTS!