Why did they make him so gay?

Why did they make him so gay?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex sells.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn he's cute. Sucks that he's stuck in a show like this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like the animatirs play with his hair. Shame they don't do it with the rest of the broads.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The design on the lower left
      Now that's a design that remains true to the original, but still gives the "gay" vibes.

      The default is so outrageously different, you can't even tell they are the same character unless someone tells you.

    • 1 month ago
      Smurf-fag

      Top right and bottom left look alright; top left is an annoying little b***h and the bottom right is cultural appropriation.
      Now

      is pure sex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Anime girls are not ok
      >This shit is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The alphabet mafia aren’t concerned about nuance and equality. It’s all “us vs them” tactics that matter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gay pedo grooming

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >buzzword buzzword buzzword

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Should have just stuck with the bottom left look

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To reflect his new VA Magic Johnson magically gay son. Phil Lamarr voiced him, but in a day an age you have to have everything in common with a fictional cartoon character he was replaced for not being gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ironically enough in the episode Us Again, there are mirror characters opposite of what they really are. Mirror Micheal is straight.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The good timeline

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It really was (same episode)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wow they look very cute together

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they do

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This artist does such cute work and captures the style perfectly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It can't be the good timeline because then I can't frick him, Anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wait... The reboot had an Us parody?!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it did

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Actually reminds me of a girl (female) I know

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Does Disney know you can design a gay male without making him look and act like a woman without boobs?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >white husband's family used to own his black husband's family

                Seems like Buck Breaking is genetic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a racial thing it's a an s&m thing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but, sure they look male enough.
                The thing is, the point of the anon still stands. Michael basically just looks like another girl in the group.

                Not Cinemaphile (or the same target demographic), but Sex and the City managed to get their Gay Token to look like a man, while also being "one of the girls".

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            left is best. but original was already perfect

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The tribute is perfect, feels like a evolution of what michael was, i wish at least this was his first introduction look, before going to the new one

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I would ravish the one on the right

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Time to break bucks, fellas!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is the term "buck" even applicable in this case?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              "Dandy" fits better if we're going off of deer terminology.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What about Bambi. Bambi a deer, and the term is pretty fem

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hnng

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hoist with his own petard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If anything they didn't make him gay enough

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    -er

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BUCK = BROKEN

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only good thing about this reboot was the character outfit designers. They definitely had fun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can enjoy it as a light snack of a show, but it just fumbles out the gate anytime they want to get "deep"

      Gay white sheriff is racist for not knowing his grandfather was a slave owner because his daughter a slave ghost.

      White girl is racist for dating a famous black kid and not giving him over to her brown friends (who have boyfriends)

      Episode with Lizzo as a guest star. Let's see if they'll call her back lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >White girl is racist for dating a famous black kid and not giving him over to her brown friends (who have boyfriends)
        Not even black people liked this episode lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >White girl is racist for dating a famous black kid and not giving him over to her brown friends (who have boyfriends)

        Literal anti-race-mixing propaganda. Walt Disney himself would be proud.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone else looks fine but they murdered my boy Sticky. Used to know a kid who looked just like his original design when I was in school. He always stayed out of trouble but he also always knew the 411 on anything going on or down

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they murdered my boy Sticky
        If anything, I'm glad for that... at least one good character survived the reboot.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because he WAS gay except now they're capitalizing on it in a positive way that's no longer entertaining.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Because he WAS gay
      Was he, though?
      I mean, yes, he probably was. But as you say, they are "capitalizing" on it in a positive way.

      I personally think it would have been funnier to keep him as flamboyant as he was, but also make him straight as an arrow. If breaking gender roles and shit is so important for this new generation, why don't start there? Instead of you know... promoting even more stereotypes?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >But as you say, they are capitalizing on it in a "positive" way.
        Meant to put the quotes there! Shit, it's late here, kek.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that would mean thinking like a normal person and not like an out of touch executive wanting to appeal to teh youth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stereotypes are good when they let you check boxes off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Flamboyant
        >but also make him straight as an arrow.
        There are times when a guy has feminine traits but is still straight. He blew way past them. Yes, he was gay. Extremely gay. Though usually, people who are that feminine are into drag rather than being a transexual. Which is a noticeable difference.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >funnier to keep him as flamboyant as he was, but also make him straight as an arrow
        Honestly this, and make the Sticky replacement gay just to complete the joke.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was gay? Who was he fricking? You aren't gay unless you're doing stuff with other dudes. If you're forever single, how are you gay? Last I checked, the girls are the only ones with boyfriends.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was, like Jimmy from Ed Edd Eddy was gay. I think there's one episode of him being called a sissy ironically by somebody he beat in basketball.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Tell that to the raging erection I have

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's an automatic ejection

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        More like an automatic erection

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was always gay. They just ruined him by turning him into an unrecognizable hipster

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To make him more black

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        never watched this "Louder and Prouder" shit but I don't mind the change.
        go ahead and have the little rupaul mini-me, it triggers the chuds.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't watch cartoons I just come here to argue about politics and complain about /misc/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "Dandy" fits better if we're going off of deer terminology.

      that kid would get so beat up in any black neighbourhood its not even funny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >episode from Michael's POV
        >it's a pg version of The Raid
        >at the end at least one of the guys he fought tries to hook up with him on the down low

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >one of the guys he fought tries to hook up with him on the down low
          That's a surprisingly sweet ending to that.

        • 1 month ago
          Hitman Monaghan

          I’m all for it!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All I'm saying is that between a tissue, a used sock, or his buckteeth presented and waiting...

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He always been gay, dumbass.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They want to propagandize blacks to like gays.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They want to propagandize blacks to like gays.
      Pff, as if they needed to. homies will act all gangsta and gay-hating in public and then go do the gayest shit with their "homies".

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone broke that buck as hard as they possibly could.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was gay before they just couldn't be as obvious about it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was gay before. Now he's just a woman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Now he's just a woman.
        Unironically this. You show that design to any person with no idea of the show and they will think he is a girl.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's called femboy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I would argue he is closer to be a trap... unless you consider both terms synonyms

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I would argue he is closer to be a trap... unless you consider both terms synonyms

            They're related but not synonyms. You can be a trap without being a femboy and a femboy without being a trap. Strictly speaking a femboy is just a femme who is also a twink. Though given the costume designs posted earlier Michael comes off as an outright crossdresser.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buck is broken

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because nuance is dead. If gay characters aren't "Will and Grace" level gay, they are called Homophobes. Oddly enough, back then gays hated that stereotype, now that's all they want. How the stone turns.

    *Also captcha: S2TD

    Lel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Oddly enough, back then gays hated that stereotype, now that's all they want.
      I'm pretty sure real gay people still hate the stereotype.
      The ones who want it are twitterfreaks and tumblrinas that discovered their "sexual identity and gender" by reading progressive tweets and watching YouTube essays.
      Unfortunately, that's the public the show wants to please.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This man would get dresscoded at school every day.
    Maybe he can get away with it since Penny's crew is typically seen as the good kids who are involved with extracurriculars and get good grades.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Subtlety is fricking dead.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Show straight up says black people can't be racist.

    Frick the writers!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't there also a plotline where they protested the city founder statue because he was a slave owner, but the show is set in California where slavery has never been legal?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if he took a BWC

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black Writing Classes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sorry, michael is only into BBC

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why'd they make me wanna put my dick inside him?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's just heritage at work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No clue, but clearly it's working.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The art quality of this season was so good

    There hasn't been a screenshot that's off model

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homie was always zesty but they made him too troony here

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A guy that out in the open in 2004 would be even more gay in 2024. This seemed appropriate.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If there isn't a pic of him being railed in the Pocahontas outfit, there oughta be

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Proud Family fan art is a big ask.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Dosen't seem like it. The whole show ended up entirely passed up by most artists. Understandably so, but it's a shame when a cute boy like him comes by and gets entirely ignored because of the show he's from.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes. Intensely so. For Riley.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Phone call for you

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the amount of Michael crossdress and feminine attires
      They are laying the grounds to make him come out as trans in Season 3, aren't they?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Consistently is prettier than the girls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He needs to get it.

    • 1 month ago
      Smurf-fag

      Where is his father?

      To be fair, the sequel series is also set a year later.

      I could totally buy a 13 year old kid who doesn't care as much about dating suddenly change when they turn 14 and they start seriously wanting to impress and attract guys.

      No normal guy would date an over-stereotypical b***h like Michael

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Where is his father?
        There is so much a man can tolerate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I remember they showed the dad during the OG show. Although hoe flamming he is, I wouldn't doubt if Michael is living with free thinking Aunt.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do black people exist?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To b***h about everything.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cause he was obviously meant to be a gay in the original run, but they couldn't get away with that back then, but now it's in to have a token gay character in kids cartoons to pretend to be progressive, so yeah.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >left
    >tasteful gay kid design, conveys enough that he's a zesty lil homie but still dressed normally like most gay kids probably would be that could possibly relate to him
    >right
    >cartoonish (even by cartoon standards) over the top portrayal of a gay troony homie with danger hair and danger glasses

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, the sequel series is also set a year later.

      I could totally buy a 13 year old kid who doesn't care as much about dating suddenly change when they turn 14 and they start seriously wanting to impress and attract guys.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I could totally buy a 13 year old kid who doesn't care as much about dating suddenly change when they turn 14 and they start seriously wanting to impress and attract guys.

        No I have younger siblings, they are doing this shit at 10 and 12 and on to boyfriend 3-4 by age 14.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >on to boyfriend 3-4
          You lost me. Are you implying they 3-4 boyfriends at a time?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            1 by 1, I believe most relationship last about 8 months to a year.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I could totally buy a 13 year old kid
        I just jumped back into this thread and these were the first words I saw.
        I was prepared to be VERY concerned.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lol
          Also thread feels ded

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It is pretty much dead. He's cute, but that's not enough to sustain a thread on its own.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they wanted a token gay to check a quota checkbox and writing a "character" that's a one dimensional sterotype is all the talentless hacks are capable of doing.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This shit does not happen in real life. He'd get fricked on the DL by some dude post-graduation, but nobody in school is going to be like that with him. Nobody wants to be called a homosexual. Holy shit, the captcha...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They go to a very progressive school.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do they? The school can't even handle the fact that some kid has two dads.

  34. 1 month ago
    Hitman Monaghan

    “If your boyfriend is white, you’re single to me. What’s Timmy gonna do?”

    Timmy’s got nothing to worry about.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Random question but weren't they supposed to be poor?
    The main characters family was supported by a failing business and wathever the mom did
    Her friends represent the average diverse lower class friends group the trashy ghetto girl, the hot Latina destined to get pregnant before finishing highschool and the padty white girl whose parents were probably a school teacher and a trades guy
    How come this character dresses like he raided the entire mall?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tye mom's a vet.
      The dad's an inventor for food. I'm not sure if that has a different name. I'm also not sure if he ever did anything successful. I remember the joke in the OG series was his food was so bad

      Also in context of the show, rap hip hop was really popular so i think the word ghetto got thrown around a lot. The gross sisters we're definitely ghetto thigs that straight robbed apenny and friends. I think Penny house has always been above lower middle class.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As of the reboot, Oscar's business (Proud Snacks) has been permanently shut down due to safety violations. It happened in the episode where Oscar had to come to terms with Bebe being diagnosed with autism.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >with Bebe being diagnosed with autism.
          Jesus, everything just becomes a box to check off to these people. Whatever not the wildest thing to say abebe is autistic.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This homie ZESTY, this homie MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this homie theatrical, this homie good with colors, this homie gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This homie lifts shirts, this homie on the down low, this homie be a toilet trader, this homie gardens uphill, this homie packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood. This homie fanciful, he indulges in the French vice, this homie has an antipathic sexual instinct, this homie fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, this homie be a man’s man, this homie close to his mother, this homie aint someone you want to turn your back on, this homie went to art school, be careful with your soap around this man, this homie intends to adopt, he’s a reverse engineer, he’s a rear admiral, this homie eschews the front door, he loves to shop, he’s got disposable income, he’s a confirmed bachelor, you should see this homie’s nails, this homie’s dog fits in a purse, and he's got a favorite shade of red. This homie smells good, you can trust this homie with your sister, this homie name Jeremy. He knows the difference between a cappuccino and a cortado is. What I’m trying to say is he's 'one of them'...if you catch my drift.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He a lil princess.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Scumbubbl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wew

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >so gay
    You mean make him gay at all he was the straightest guy in the original series

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Michael thought he had a chance with a straight guy
    The episode would have been better if he did actually win out over the girls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He should have so won.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Weeeeeeeeeeeell, I say you got a mighty peculiar one right there, yes sir.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You mean he makes you feel funny.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did this character get flanderized?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rebooted right down to his design. He got a new celebrity VA, so that's who he had to look like.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the zestiest son of a b***h to ever be plastered on a Cinemaphile screen? He'll be HIV+ before 20.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they wanted the buck-breaker audience.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which one was the episode where one of the twins was gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What twins?

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