Why did they think this scene was a good idea?

Why did they think this scene was a good idea?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I POOP MY PANT MY PANT
    POOP MY TENT MY TENT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did he mean by that? You don't just talk about pooping your pants like it's badass

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s trying to explain how unpredictable he becomes when he’s OFF DA MEDS

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They thought the whole movie was good idea. speaks volumes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s the best part, it’s peak corpo logic.
      >Venom is more successful than expected
      >”hmm what other Spider-Man villains can we make a movie about?”
      That’s it. Nobody involved understood that there’s a huge difference between a literal who like Morbius and fricking VENOM, the one marvel villain every normie knows.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well who can blame them, really? MCU turned a talking racoon and a talking tree into household names. They're just riding a trend. My point is you should blame the trendsetter.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not blaming anybody for anything I just think it’s funny when executives make stupid decisions tbh

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Should you tho? They were just doing their own thing and everyone started copying them. It’s not their fault Black person moronic audience liked it and threw load trucks of money at them, it’s not their fault their formula turned to be extremely successful.
          I blame the masses, being under 120 IQ should be illegal.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love the part where he says “it’s morbin time” and then the studio released the movie in theaters again

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hmm what other Spider-Man villains can we make a movie about?
        That's the weird thing, they've been trying to make a Morbius film since the fricking 90s. He was teased at in the original ending for Blade:

        They didn't use it because of course nobody recognized him. I know the character and have the video title telling it to me and I still don't fricking recognize him.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would have rather seen the supposed Kraven movie rather than Morbius, at least it would be different. Morbius basically is very similar to Venom anyway, plus there's a Blade movie coming which has REAL vampires, not pseudo-vampires

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the upcoming Kraven movie where Kraven is a vegan member of peta who only hunts poachers?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >corpo
        Stop saying troony words from genreshit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Sony email leaks prove Hollywood executives live in a completely different reality that just happens to overlap into ours in southern California

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why hire matt smith and not have him do ridiculous shit?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still love the fact that people memed that him saying “it’s morbin time” was in the movie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. Great shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      loved the twitch stream where the guy running it whispered "it's morbin time" before the first action scene

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was the most entertaining scene in the movie

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have fricking sex

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good idea, it's extremely memeable which is great marketing. It just wasn't enough to save the movie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really think a bunch of 70 year old israeli producers watched this movie and thought about its meme potential?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea how movies are made

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're made with market research and spreadsheets. You have no idea how movies are made. No one does anymore.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s my point, the spreadsheets told them it was memeable

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              They have no concept of memes. They have no idea how anything works. Hollywood is running on autopilot and no one knows how anything works or why. This is why AI will change nothing. Algos are already making movies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's extremely memeable which is great marketing
      Sony re-releasing this pile of shit off the back of its memes and it bombing again is irrefutable proof that this is bullshit. I will make fun of your bad movie online. I will not pay you to see it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched this movie live streamed on Twitch for free and I still want my money back

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gmae of thone

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAVE SEX

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The healing begins the moment you have sex.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If all of Morbius was this good than it would have been a huge hit

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No, him playing prince Phillip is what got him the role in Game of Thrones 2.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its not better or worse than your average marvel shit

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pooped my pants again

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally, and I do mean literally, me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    POOP MY PANTS OH YES
    HAVE SEX, INCEL
    HAVE SEX

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this could exist:

    DELETED MORBIN' SCENE!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      worst boss in Tooie, garbage airplane controls.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matt Smith is off putting.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex
    Poop my answer yes
    Poop my pants and then
    Poop antenna tent
    Poop my can of spam
    Have sex, have sex

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys turn on bbc news
    poor matt

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its better than every james gunn movie

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i'm thinking it's kino

    matt smith makes jared leto somewhat bearable

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have sexxx have sexx have sex i answer yes

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot was cut out from this movie. Sony edited the whole thing. Who knows if the directors cut would’ve been any better or slightly

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    New vampkino/dhampkino when?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick is that a Bloodrayne WEG?

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wait whole movie for someone to say it's morbin time

    This is just like when I watched man of steel
    Thanks for nothing Cinemaphile

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    amazing movie

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAVE SEX

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is literally the only good and memorable scene though.

    HAVE SEX

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That scene was the only good idea.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It made me see Morbius.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was pleasantly surprised by this movie.

    Going in, I thought it was just going to be your bog-standard, formulaic capeshit. The trailers certainly gave that impression, so imagine my surprise when after the condensed origin story in the first 15 minutes, it totally stepped away from Morbius and became something more like a series of vignettes where random New Yorkers would just be going about their days only for Leto to show up, scream “IT’S MORBIN’ TIME!” go balls deep with some ace one-liners, and then just morb the frick out of somebody. The best part was you never knew who it would be - the focus character or some random person in their presence. I liked watching them struggle to live some semblance of a normal life after having borne witness to such brutal morbings.

    I was on the edge of my seat, trying to guess who was going to get morbed next. And in what way. Absolute kino.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first 3/4th of the movie isn't horrible. It's not good but it's still watchable. Probably a 6/10. Then the last 1/4th is awful and is a 1/10. Drops the overall rating to a 3/10.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with this scene is that you can tell that everyone involved thought it was cool and good. Only after people started making fun of it did they try to play it off. "Yeah we were just trying to be stupid". LMAO ok.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    More morb memes please?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      have sex, pepe

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I’ve watched this film it was a fricked up meme version from beginning to end. I will never watch the original.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched this clip and did the dance before a date. Had sex, excelled.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is genuinely hilarious that people made a meme based on how unremarkable the unexciting the movie is, the studios totally misread the room and re-release it thinking it's grown an ironic fan following, and then it bombed again. They truly pooped their pants their pants.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, it's MORBIN' TIME! Thanks, bros

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAVESEXEXCEL
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  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Some motherfrickers are always trying to ice-skate uphill BLEH

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even joking kinda wish I saw it at the theater since it became a huge meme

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they re-released it in theaters now I might actually see it

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