Why did they want to kill the humans?

Why did they want to kill the humans?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They disturbed his nap

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ask your microwave to tell your absentee father you'd like to be immortal. See what he does.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My microwave can't talk 🙁

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they brought Jesus to their world, taught him about God and how to save Humanity's soul, and upon return, the Humans crucified him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's more to this but basically
      the engineer had his lines transcripted on screen, then they took them out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        any idea why this happened, why did they cut it if it was so important?

        He said a lot of stuff that was removed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol you’re trying to say that broken English garbage is real?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's from the Prometheus script that's easily available for download online

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >if it’s online it must be real!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you can get a real version of it if you want and it'll say the same thing, you turbo dork

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This would have been one of the most legendary conversations in the history of cinema if it had been released in its original format.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Jesus thing would have the internet fighting each other to this day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > Speaking can take away centuries of their lives

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's kino.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Agreed and checked, I actually like the concept, its different and adds a unique depth to his species

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                but it's a completely pointless embellishment because the audience will never know that shit unless they read the script

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                at the end of day, this... if it's not in the movie, it might as well be fanfiction. All we know is the motherfricker got angry when he was told "look what I created!", and it was a robot. That tells you he's dissapointed in us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think the real context using imagery from the movie without headcanons

      >he was runing away from the serpent bio-creatures
      >humans open up his crypt and now he knows he is fricked
      >which really happen a few scenes later

      these humans are the least of his concerns

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >humans open up his crypt and now he knows he is fricked
        Fricked how?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          like this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The small facehugger was so much scarier and more interesting than this. It could hide anywhere, in any small crevice, and was so fast and nimble that it'd be on you before you could react and if you didn't have anyone to help, you'd faceraped.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You have a point, I remember the scene where Ripley and get Newt get locked in with the facehuggers was my favourite scene because of how tense it is. A general idea in Hollywood with monsters and creatures is that bigger=more scary which is funny because they never manage to utilize size for greater horror. Just being chased through a forest by something massive that knows you're there would be a good concept for a horror scene.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is how it looks & feels the first time your gf sits on your face.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's a shame they completely wasted the Deacon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like Baltimore or Detroit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Jesus thing makes more sense when you remember it's set during Christmas.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we engineered you
      >it's your fault that you turned out shitty
      who is the incel writing this cringe fanfic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The jesus thing is just a dumb move. It comes off as cliche and stupid to an atheist, and offensive to a christian or any other religious person. It serves only to cause hate

        They cut it because it's unnecessary. The engineer smashed Weyland because Weyland was a hubristic dickhead demanding immortality when the Engineers don't even give immortality to themselves. Death, renewal, the cycle of life, fathers handing the torch to their children, etc. are constantly recurring themes with the Engineers and the human characters as well. Weyland standing there with all his life-extending gadgets attached to him, and using a fake lifeform to translate his demands for more life, was an outrageously one-the-nose confirmation that humanity had gone down a path that's offensive to the Engineers' values. You can easily infer all this from the context provided throughout the movie leading up to this point. Charlize Theron even gives that little "A king has his reign" speech to Weyland just in case audiences needed it spelled out. The whole Jesus thing just isn't necessary to get this across and muddles the message to boot, which is doubtless why they scrapped it.

        [...]

        any idea why this happened, why did they cut it if it was so important?

        The problem is the film builds up Shaw as a christian seeking to find a scientific basis for her faith.
        Without giving us enough of a connection to go with, the audience just assumes its just a quirk of her character when in all actuality it's important to the context of the film.

        The christian connection is otherwise non existent. It's saturated in the background. You have to literally read online shit to find out about the Jesus allegory xenomorph the Engineer mentions as "our lord".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well that's why they were so over the top with beating it into our heads that
          >BILLY CRUDUP IS A CHRISTIAN GUY
          >HE'S ALL ABOUT CHRIST
          >HEY LOOK AT THE WAY THIS XENOMORPH POSES
          it was hhhhhaaaaammmmmfisted

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >they were so over the top with beating it into our heads
            They weren't on the nose enough because they were worried about offending morons like yourself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So Prometheus is like reverse Jesus?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you telling me the whole point of the entire Alien franchise is blaming the israelites for humanity's doom? Fricking based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't believe humans were made by a bunch of morons who can only cope and seethe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >~~*Humans*~~

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It does sound like scientology. Why are so many movies introducing us this crap of us being created by Aliens? A lot of people even consider this the most likely origin of the human race

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you even met one?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They cut the most importance scene of the film so it doesn’t make any sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they brought Jesus to their world, taught him about God and how to save Humanity's soul, and upon return, the Humans crucified him

      any idea why this happened, why did they cut it if it was so important?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They cut it because it's unnecessary. The engineer smashed Weyland because Weyland was a hubristic dickhead demanding immortality when the Engineers don't even give immortality to themselves. Death, renewal, the cycle of life, fathers handing the torch to their children, etc. are constantly recurring themes with the Engineers and the human characters as well. Weyland standing there with all his life-extending gadgets attached to him, and using a fake lifeform to translate his demands for more life, was an outrageously one-the-nose confirmation that humanity had gone down a path that's offensive to the Engineers' values. You can easily infer all this from the context provided throughout the movie leading up to this point. Charlize Theron even gives that little "A king has his reign" speech to Weyland just in case audiences needed it spelled out. The whole Jesus thing just isn't necessary to get this across and muddles the message to boot, which is doubtless why they scrapped it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I agree it's unnecessary, but that's not the reason it was scrapped. They got rid of it because Lindelof thinks obfuscation is art.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stepping on ants.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who wants to have sex with a Promethean?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are there promethein women?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only if it's a cute girl engineer

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The jesus thing is just a dumb move. It comes off as cliche and stupid to an atheist, and offensive to a christian or any other religious person. It serves only to cause hate

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its a metaphor for the nazis and the holocaust. Which really happened and if we forget it israelites might lose their grip over western culture and society.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did they want to kill the humans?
    cause we are a bunch of c**ts

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm never gonna be able to find the old pasta about space 16 foot elephant men forcing humans to have gay sex to make babies. Saw it spammed for a year at least before the trailer released

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Humanity has always been a mistake

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The humans were the real monsters

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Engineers appeared 2000 years ago and were seen by the people of the time as Jesus and the apostles, and the Engineer we know as Jesus was killed by the selfish humans, so in order to enact the book of Revelation, the Engineer planning to wipe out humanity took on the role of the angel of death to cleanse humanity for its sins, to bring forth judgement day and as punishment for killing Jesus, who was the innocent alien child depicted on the mural. When humans finally arrive at their planet, they appear no better in their wantonness, asking for the secret to immortality, mimicking immortal life with a crude automaton, had they learned nothing? No, despite their capacity for interstellar travel, they were still but mindless savages. They had crucified their savior once, and they would surely crucify again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up christcuck or I'll barbarically kill you just like we allegedly did to jesus even though he probably never existed and was a combination of several different figures

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >In the thrilling masterpiece, Prometheus, how come the robots want to kill the humans?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because humans put them in a shitty movie. I would be mad too.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because we're not white enough. They didn't tell you?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They seeth at chad human species not needing them and dont giving a shit about their muh creation homosexualry
    Frick xenos, frick space jannies too.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they considered us extremely flawed and a bunch of no good homosexuals.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some dumbass b***h science dude reason

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too melanated for his liking

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