It's too long and it shows the movie industry not as some magical place, but actually filled with weirdos and perverts. It really isn't blockbuster material and it's a miracle it was even made.
Imagine a comedian who starts to suck and loses popularity and then comes out with a show that's just them arguing at the audience that they're funny instead of telling jokes. thats this phase of Hollywood they put out like 4 movies that year centered on 'the magical value of movies'. Nobody needs to be appealed to in this sense of the word.
I haven't seen it so maybe it's complete shit but I feel like this would have done way better if it released right now. The movie industry is kind of healing
No one likes movies about showbusiness except people in the business. They're narcissists who love to see themselves on screen.
filtered beyond belief, you either didn't watch it or have the media literacy of a toddler
There's like three shots in one scene where he dramatically pulls in on the black jazz band like he's saying "DUDE, ISN'T THIS WILD JUST DRINK IT ALL IN"
>black trumpet player gets asshurt about wearing blackface >when Buster Keaton and Lillian Gish were wearing inhuman levels of whiteface
Black fragility.
Imagine a comedian who starts to suck and loses popularity and then comes out with a show that's just them arguing at the audience that they're funny instead of telling jokes. thats this phase of hollywood they put out like 4 movies that year centered on 'the magical value of movies'. Nobody needs to be appealed to in this sense of the word.
I haven't seen it so maybe it's complete shit but I feel like this would have done way better if it released right now. The movie industry is kind of healing
horrible marketing that made it look like like a boring and corny long ass movie that was just jerking off to the history of hollywood. Its also really stupid and you can make a stupid movie if its a cool hour and a half, but no one who would like that stuff is going to sit through anything longer than that.
>Dude dont you get it! Hes a has been and killed himself so deep!
This is what the average marvelslop consoomer thinks of as a "great movie" as some elevated art form
The biggest pleb filter (that isn’t some euro/troony art house bullshit) to release in the last decade, possibly of this Millenium
You sort of have to be a pretentious homosexual to like this film which I am so I can understand the 80’s action film enjoyers on Cinemaphile getting baffled by it. Includes some of the most extravagant non cgi scenes of the modern era, everyone is giving a great performance, and it tells an overarching story while also telling several smaller ones. The first scene with Tobey’s character was fricking great and more tense than any horror movie I’ve ever seen (horror is for actual morons tho so it’s not hard.)
Bottom line is if you didn’t like this film you’re a fricking idiot and it will be considered a modern citizen Kane in like 10-15 years
>The first 10 minutes makes you want to walk away too
Literally how and who, it's an elephant shitting on someone. It's the simplest form of piss and shit humor that would appeal to all layers of society
Too long, too insane. The ending showing clips from other movies was one of the most moronic but memorable moments in the last 10 years of movies though
It's too long and it shows the movie industry not as some magical place, but actually filled with weirdos and perverts. It really isn't blockbuster material and it's a miracle it was even made.
filtered beyond belief, you either didn't watch it or have the media literacy of a toddler
I literally said I didn't watch it in my post, you are the illiterate moron
I didn't read your post
>I didn't read your post
lol based carry on anon
It was trash.
I had to google who's that asian lady on the bottom there. Sexy.
Although I'm not a fan of the silly glamour makeup.
1926 weimar germany
It's a $100 million movie spanning 3 hours that starts with an elephant shitting all over somebody and ends with a suicide.
It's important to also point out the shot is a POV looking a the elephant's anus as it shits.
Sounds kino
Boiling it down to that just makes it sound even more kino than it actually is. No wonder elevator pitches are a thing.
Bravo for spoiling the ending, Margot was a prostitute in this. How funny was tobey
it was missing a 5
There's like three shots in one scene where he dramatically pulls in on the black jazz band like he's saying "DUDE, ISN'T THIS WILD JUST DRINK IT ALL IN"
>black trumpet player gets asshurt about wearing blackface
>when Buster Keaton and Lillian Gish were wearing inhuman levels of whiteface
Black fragility.
bad marketing
I saw a clip of it and realized the entire movie was filmed in shaky cam, so decided not to see it.
It wasn't shakey for the most part
It sucked really bad and was annoying
No one wants to commit to a 3 hour film and I've been waiting for an anon to watch it. What did you think?
The script was dohshit but the cinematography was kino.
No one likes movies about showbusiness except people in the business. They're narcissists who love to see themselves on screen.
Chazelle is a hack. He's not even israeli so it's over.
I searched halfway through the film he's parents sent him to hebrew school
Imagine a comedian who starts to suck and loses popularity and then comes out with a show that's just them arguing at the audience that they're funny instead of telling jokes. thats this phase of hollywood they put out like 4 movies that year centered on 'the magical value of movies'. Nobody needs to be appealed to in this sense of the word.
>'the magical value of movies'.
Black person, tell me how you haven't watched Babylon without telling me you haven't watched Babylon.
you're right i didn't watch i can read this right on wikipedia
> A century-spanning series of vignettes from various films follows
It's about a Mexican Cinemaphile anon that loves movies and gets to move up through the ranks
>coke head faux israelite hitting you in the face with a hammer
i should've quit after the elephant shitting scene. actually, i shouldn't have watched it
I haven't seen it so maybe it's complete shit but I feel like this would have done way better if it released right now. The movie industry is kind of healing
people turned off from knowing brad pitt is a drunk wife beater
horrible marketing that made it look like like a boring and corny long ass movie that was just jerking off to the history of hollywood. Its also really stupid and you can make a stupid movie if its a cool hour and a half, but no one who would like that stuff is going to sit through anything longer than that.
You should stick to the mcu friend
>Dude dont you get it! Hes a has been and killed himself so deep!
This is what the average marvelslop consoomer thinks of as a "great movie" as some elevated art form
I literally just don't care, nor do I take anything made post 2015 seriously especially something historic
you are so cool, I wish I could suck your wiener or atleast give you a reddit upvote for this based comment
good, bend the knee you little b***hboi
The biggest pleb filter (that isn’t some euro/troony art house bullshit) to release in the last decade, possibly of this Millenium
You sort of have to be a pretentious homosexual to like this film which I am so I can understand the 80’s action film enjoyers on Cinemaphile getting baffled by it. Includes some of the most extravagant non cgi scenes of the modern era, everyone is giving a great performance, and it tells an overarching story while also telling several smaller ones. The first scene with Tobey’s character was fricking great and more tense than any horror movie I’ve ever seen (horror is for actual morons tho so it’s not hard.)
Bottom line is if you didn’t like this film you’re a fricking idiot and it will be considered a modern citizen Kane in like 10-15 years
The 3hr runtime scares people away and you can't blame them. The first 10 minutes makes you want to walk away too
>The first 10 minutes makes you want to walk away too
Literally how and who, it's an elephant shitting on someone. It's the simplest form of piss and shit humor that would appeal to all layers of society
I remember reading some film maker would do a dead boring first ten minutes to get frickboys to leave the cinema
damian chazelle is basically in hollywood jail now so good call for doing that
>breasts and elephant shit this is crazy edgy whoa
I fricking hate the French so much it's unreal
Too long, too insane. The ending showing clips from other movies was one of the most moronic but memorable moments in the last 10 years of movies though
it was expensive and not very appealing
also it had some good parts but had more weak parts
Eric Roberts fights a snake while being extremely drunk. It's an amazing movie.
For me it's tobey Maguire threatening to pour acid onto margots pussy
For me, it's Randy (or whatever his name was, The Count's roommate) dying for absolutely no reason.
For me it's the mexican being tasked to just herd the angry extras with a gun
Babylon 2 when
I didn't like this movie. Maybe I didn't get it, maybe I wasn't focused, but it just came off as pretentious stupid shit.