Why did Tom Cruise age 20 years in the past year? He held on for so long, now he just looks his age.
Why did Tom Cruise age 20 years in the past year? He held on for so long, now he just looks his age.
Why did Tom Cruise age 20 years in the past year? He held on for so long, now he just looks his age.
He skipped his injections
FPIP (first post ignored post)
This anon is correct
He literally just grew his hair out a little
and his skin
>He literally just grew his hair out a little
>and his skin
He's starting to look more like Norm
he's drinkin more
I didn’t even know he was sick
>tfw we'll never get "The man who owned a doghouse: the Norm McDonald story"
Just listen to him narrate his own "Based on a True Story". It's better than anything you'd ever get from a film. Even if Norm was still around to play himself, the man can't act.
>topps 1987
very nice, but for me, it was topps 1986, the patricians baseball card highlighting the singular year where western culture peaked
Thank God we got Top Gun Maverick when we did, could you imagine having to look at him like this and take it seriously?
That second photo was taken way before Top Gun Maverick you fricking moron
He's wearing that peewee herman neck tape when he's filming
Maybe he's hiding his cancer or something and still kept doing his stunts and living 100%.
In which case, his legend status is just gaining more points.
Norm biopic when
Looks like the effects of a steroid regardless if it was for medical or body building reason. Doesn't need to be cancer related either as many diseases have medications with steroids in them. Prednisone for example is used to treat many different conditions
Norm?
>when you stop decades of botox, fin and hair plugs abuse because your aging organs can't handle it anymore
Let this be a lesson to all looksmaxxing homosexual, you can run but you can't escape the toll time takes on you
It’s steroid bloat, look up Cushing’s Syndrome. I was on high dose prednisone when I was a kid for GI issues and it made me look 20lbs fatter in a month
No one in the thread realized that this was a 2 year old photo
He's sacrificing his beauty and youthfulness to provide us kino in the movie theaters
More reason to think that he has cancer. Norm looked like this too when he was starting treatment
probably a combination of
off season (not filming so not working out and chubby)
recovering from cosmetic surgery during said off season so face is puffy
candid photo so no camera tricks or face tape tto look slimmer and younger
just finally started to get old (he had a good run)
Norm McDonald is dead, please don't disrespect him like this.
And my axe
This. He still looks 24. is just a jealous troony who needs to dilate
>He still looks 24
The frick kind of wrinkly ass 24 year olds are you talking to? Or are you just really gullible to older men? He looks inhumanly young for his age, but he doesn't look THAT young.
>this is the curse of anyone that looks youthful for their age
The curse is that you look young and healthy until you're sixty, at which point you still look incredibly young and mog 99.99% of your peers? Which gypsy's kid do I need to run over to get this curse?
My boyfriend looks similar to that and says he's 23.
He does not look like a 24 year old.
24 with progeria
he looks like he's getting close to 60
i work with old people every day and healthy modern man dont look like grandpas anymore when they are 50+. he looks just like the people i sell hearing aids to every day
24+24
His hair looks nice. His face is puffy and he's getting Asian eyes
Should grow a moustache.
Richard Gere eyes.
He looks 70
Must have tried to go off cycle.
He's months away from officially being a senior citizen anon
The wall. Yes it happens to men too, just later than women
When you play the surgery game, every op is a roll of the dice. This time he got Madonna'd.
His thetan levels are off.
Hollywood is dying.
he used his life energy to kill jamie foxx after he fricked his ex wife
that was some masonic ritual.
But did t you hear about that sighting of Jamie waving on a boat from 500 feet away or that commercial he was in?
He literally uploaded a video on ig a few days ago
Jamie really did frick Katie Holmes?
They dated for several years
Time bruises every man, none can escape it forever
he took the vax
This. It rapidly accelerates aging. Everyone I know who took already looks 10 years older
>Everyone I know who took already looks 10 years older
That's because COVID happened 10 years ago, anon.
No, Scientologists do not get vaccinations for religious reasons.
There is nothing in Scientology that is against vaccines.
this is the curse of anyone that looks youthful for their age. you will look youthful for decades then experience a period of rapid aging when everything catches up to you. he had a good run but it's going to be bomb after bomb from here on out.
It's not even a curse, it's a blessing. He got to live the majority of his life as an attractive movie star that everyone loved. If he's lucky, he can age gracefully like that old guy in Mulholland Drive.
The guy in the pic is the same age as Tom Cruise.
For me it's Sky du Mont in EWS
talking about Mullholland Drive
is that naomi watson? she still looked so cute in s3 of twin peaks....
what a vegan diet does to a mfer
>those mouth wrinkles
granny soon
Meanwhile
Sacrificing her children to Hollywood satanists didn't help, I see.
where does he stand on the bridge?
He was OT iii in '00s
really does look like royalty
>thomas cruise mapother the fourth
you can't fight father time forever
I really thought this was some black R&B singer from the 90's who did the Sammy Sosa thing for a minute
her actual problem is that no one loves her enough to sit her down and explain how hair works
>I want to play a game
guess what
we all have a time limit and clock's ticking.
cant bruise the cruise
for the Boomers, yeah
but for everyone younger, it's likely that GenX will be the last generation to mostly die of old age: the advances made in anti-senescence medical technology are nothing short of breathtaking... David Sinclair's lab at Harvard and its work on epigenetic editing in model organisms (mice) was pretty conclusive, and Aubrey DeGrey at the SENS Foundation (before he was booted because of now-proven false sexual harassment claims) were working in gerontology for a long time and spawned dozens of spinoff research groups. No one is ever gonna say they have enough money for research, but the progress being made is just generally according to the exponential curve that is so well known in computer science technologies. And that was before AI began to mature. Now that the protein folding problem has (mostly) been solved by AI models, shit's getting real... real fast.
Boomers will all die, though. And good riddance, frick them.
GenX mostly will die.
Millennials will suffer from the ravages of age before more mature rejuvenation technologies hit markets, but most of them will survive.
You won't have to die if you don't want to, just stay alive in the mean time. Using the (now outdated) model of the Wright Brothers --> Moon Landing, you could expect the 2060s... but since we're on a much sharper exponential curve these days, probably more like 2040s when first medications are on the market. Probably will be metformin or updated analogues of it (because it'll be easiest to get FDA approval for that indication).
Abolishing death would be the ultimate sin, literally satanic stuff, we should not mess with that. But don't worry, nature is course correcting and we won't make it past this decade. An immortal race? Hell on Earth. I WANT to die eventually, I want everyone to live a full life and then die, it's how it works.
Wanting to die like a cuck and not living forever and exploring this beautiful universe.
Have fun dying homosexual.
>and exploring this beautiful universe
You'll never leave this rock you dumb piece of shit. Real world isn't Star Wars
t. gonna die at 24
Bad thetans.
adrenochrome only prevents skin aging for so long, he'll live for another 60 years guaranteed though
Sean William Scott has been secretly stealing Toms life force
birthrates are down so foreskin supply is low
Aging accelerates in your late 50s. It's joever for him. He has like 1-3 projects left where he can be the lead make them count.
Still looks fine for age.
He went overboard on the filler. He's gonna be a ghoul in about five years.
>constantly under the glare of hot studio lights
>also travelling to hot counties where he does multiple outdoor takes for his MI films
>cruising gay beauty parlours and fricking guys in the suntan booths
It all adds up eventually
>73 years old
>also on an extremely strict diet and routine, copious amounts of T, and possibly even steroids
I’m sure it’s worth it for some people to say “huh, he looks pretty decent for an old guy”
>look fine
>feel fine
>be 73 and alive
>?????
>profit
>copious amounts of T, and possibly even steroids
T is a steroid anon.
You know what he menas you autist frick.
You'd be shocked at how many people don't think of it as a steroid simply because your body produces it naturally.
Anon we're at a point now where everyone knows about the different types of gear that are readily available even to normies. You're trying to be clever but you're missing obvious context clues in what you responded to. You're an autist frickwit. Clarifying what T is does no negate the fact that these guys are on a cycle of other wienertails.
Sounds more like you're just looking for a reason to act like a belligerent twat.
>You're trying to be clever
Oh the irony.
There's no irony in that whatsoever, zoomie. Learn what the word means.
Its about feeling good to anon. That man is probably still mentally 30
I’ve listened to him do disc jockey schtick on satellite radio, Joe Biden is more coherent literally
The HGH is fricking with his skull shape, bros. No Cary Grant with this one, say bye bye.
Epstein's island and the underground adrenochrome harvesting facility there is no longer at their disposal
He still looks way younger than 67 or whatever he is
Tom Cruise is practically a stuntman. He has abused his body for decades to give us amazing movies which probably shortened his lifespan.
>now he just looks his age.
I know OP is complete bait, but I'll take it anyway. Tom Cruise is in his 60's. I've seen people in their fricking 30's that look older. People use the term "genetic lottery" a lot, but Tom Cruise is a genetic miracle. No amount of fancy Hollywood treatments can do that shit alone. Man's an anomaly.
>Tom Cruise is 61
So edge of tomorrow was 10 years ago and he was 50 irl when he did the movie but only looked 30 in the movie meanwhile Emily Blunt was 30 irl when she did the movie and looked 30. Curious.
>only looked 30 in the movie
he looked at least very late 30s to early 40s though
you're comparing how he looked to when he was actually 30 though
he looks like he could be a normal attractive 30 yo guy who wasn't an extremely handsome 30 year old tom cruise
I know people who are 25 that look older than how he appeared in that movie
People always used to tell me I looked super young for my age in my 20s and then boob bald at 29 and I started looking older than my age.
boom*
I was in the same situation, but I still have my hair, it just went grey and now people have no idea how old I am
I'm guessing he's drinking a lot or on some kind of steroid because he's old AF.
How did they go from this in 2014
to this in 2023
What the FRICK is with all these post wall hags taking up all the screen time?
The world is full of young cuties with sex appeal.
Is that Noah Schnapp?
Emily Blunt is a tragedy. Why do they do it? Just go cougar mode you dumb prostitute.
british genes, she's 26
wow
that would make her 16 in edge of tomorrow i dont believe you
Nice try Jenna.
>pocket chain
Really Halpert
>face is fricked
>ass is still fat
Perfect.
She's looking alright for someone who's 40 and has had 2 kids.
>Why do they do it?
Look at her timeline photos and you'll see that she's been having procedures done for her entire career. You just happened to like the previous ones so you ignored them.
He's literally 3 years away from being a senior as it's labelled in every country. Time to accept it bros, Tom Cruise is old. Not just old, but like grandpa or great grandpa old
bro that's 10 years apart
it's not like when young people age from from 20-30 and look more or less the same if they take care of themselves
you can age a lot in a short amount of time when you're actually old
why is Cinemaphile always surprised that people age?
because the vaccine has accelerated the process in top stars
is there anything that black magic israelite juice can't do?
protect you from catching and transmitting covid
>most people reporting adverse reactions are women
BELIEVE WAMMEN
You look probably bit older than decade ago?
The vaccine accelerates aging.
film shots against red carpet shots, you literal moron.
>anon slowly realizing that a decade is a significant portion of ones life and that aging during that period will also tend to be significant
what have you accomplished since 2014, anon?
friggin ell
Walled
The Tom Cruise dicksucking on this board has gone way past the point of acceptable contrarianism. Even if we all agree that he looks good for his age (I don't), there's no denying that he hasn't made anything interesting since the 2000s. All his films since then have been made to the same old action/SF blueprint with him running at the camera, and the stunts are just interchangeable promo videos. Tom jumping out of a plane in The Mummy is much the same as Tom jumping out of a plane in Mission Impossible 13, and no one cares to know in which of the two film it occurs. It doesn't matter anymore, it's the same old shit every time.
Dilate trannies, go back to reddot.
I can't believe the autism in the Bruise Police.
Frick off, can't Bruise the Cruise.
you sound like an auditor. How high is your thetan count?
I'd rather have straightforward, well done action movies than subversive shit. Don't fix what isn't broken.
>b-but muh stunts
>it's the same old shit every time
I'll gladly take the same old shit thats entertaining as frick, over the cesspool dumpster fire movies hollywood have been releasing
Maverick was released last year but it was filmed like 5 years ago, when he was 56 or so. Five years can make a huge difference for old people after a certain limit.
He is slowly merging into James May
Because he obviously dies his hair, and his face looks way older than his hair colour.
>looks his age.
Entropy waits for no man. Hail Xenu!
turning into jeff bridges
He needs to stop trying to be young and just age gracefullt like Sean Connery. Grow a sexy old man beard. Stop getting surgery. Play more anti-hero/anti-villain roles.
Tom as the Illusive man for the Mass Effect movies would be Kino.
Gravity is a mf
It was bound to happen at some point. Some men look like they will never age, but when they do, it's always sudden.
uunironically from the vaxx. seems to age anyone who took it significantly
Checo Perez?
>tfw he genuinely looks a bit like me there
Such is life as a chinlet. Cruise really has great bone structure
Okay. He needs to hit the gym.
I watched Vanilla Sky the other night and was shocked to find out that Tom was 38 when that movie was filmed. He could have passed for 28.
Can facelifts give you the bogged look?
What is it that gives you the bogging? Is it botox? Plastic fillers?
Why do Korean surgeries look more realistic? Is it because of asian makeup or something else? I've noticed that even Asian boob surgery looks better than the western ones.
>Is it because of asian makeup or something else?
It's literally because you have, like most people, asian face blindness.
I rewatched the MI movies few days ago, noticed he aged a bit from Ghost Protocol to Rogue Nation.
>don't drink, smoke, or do drugs
>eat healthy, exercise
>take collagen supplements
simple as
But I still went bald despite doing these instructions
You were supposed to take a vacation to Turkey because you like the weather but secretly for the hair transplant surgery.
Those are utterly irrelevant if you have bald genetics passed on to you.
If you can't resolve it, embrace it and improve in your other areas.
>collagen supplements
they aren't absorbed by your skin, your body just shits them out.
The truth is that he secretly left Scientology and they stopped giving him the "stuff" to keep him young. Not even lying look it up
Would be pretty based if Tom's last goal in life would be to take down Scientology
In Hollywood you have a choice between the israelites, the homosexuals, and the Scientologist. I would choose the Scientology mafia every time.
Tom should take them all down before he dies. Redemption arc for his years spent as a scientologist.
His last movie didn't do so well, he finally got bruised so that affected him.
Guys, what if Tom Cruise had to stop drinking children's blood for adrenochrome because the sound of freedom is making everyone pay more attention to child trafficking?
He looks better than most 45 year old Floridians. He’s 87 years old, anon
You're just used to seeing him wear makeup. These guys all look like this when you take it off.
They wear it when they go out to eat as much as on set because they know the paps will be filming them
i definitely wouldn't say he "looks his age". he's certainly not "young" looking but he definitely looks a good 10 years younger than he actually is.
he's also in amazing shape physically for his age
He's got the same vibe now as Professor Falcon in Wargames.
Not a bad archetype to age into.
he looks orange wtf
The price of blood went up and it's summer
>I will not eat a single morsel of food until August Walker is dead and buried
2bh I'd rather look my age
must be weird and alienating being 60 with your 60-year old friends while you look 30-40 and its all anyone notices and points to as a conversation piece
These people were born long before Friends premiered. The concept of friends didn't exist during their formative years.
I give him 23 at most
He's looked old since Rogue Nation, he just at the point where it's impossible to hide anymore.
The problem is he's not embracing his age, like other old actors that still look good in their 65s+
Pierce Brosnan doesn't pretend to be 45 still.
curlbros our response?
What's going on with his abdomen there?
Why does his body look bad? Plenty of guys his age look better.
it looks the picture was taken while he was moving and he was twisting his torso, I don't think there's anything wrong with his body there
No its a thing everyone noticed in multiple pictures like 10+ years ago
what the frick is up with his stomach? it looks like the muscles are all stretched across and out f place, is he a shapeshifter?
Greta bruised this fruity little cultist and his 3rd world chud fanboys.
u just caught him between body replacements
He looks like James May
Too much sugar.
What happened to this guy? These photos are like a year apart.
Looks like Tom Myers
Took one too many bong hit transplants
Beards are make-up for men and he gave up on the combover and hair dye copes.
>hair dye
>beard
>different lens
what a stupid question
What a stupid person you are.
It's called the makeup department.
The makeup dept can remove 50lbs? Gee wilickers...
You can't even see his body in the right image.
He looks fine for 60. Should probably lose some weight but that's it.
Why does he look like the dude from Sliders combined with Kurt Russell now?
are they smoothing his face out in the MI movies
I think so
MI was shot during the beginning of Covid
That's not an answer.
They've been deaging Cruise with CGI since at least the Mummy.
he looks good for his age
The lesbian haircut accentuates the rubbery old man face. He needs the fashy cut. If you're old, don't let your hair grow out or you will just look like an older lesbian (see also: Paul McCartney)
Paull McCartney has always looked like my aunt
Or you can just defeat aging altogether
This, so much this. Just like wholesome chungus man did.
Keanu is just asian enough to age well. He doesn't take care of himself like Leto.
beardmaxxing helps hide the wrinkly lesbian face.
Leto has somehow beaten it.
No he hasn't
What happened to his eyes why are they so close together now
Jamie Foxx fricking his wife was the straw that broke the camel's back.
Tom's still a national treasure though.
And he was inviting Jada Pinkett Smith over to his house so it all works out.
>a national treasure
reddit Black person detected.
his adrenochrome plug went underground because of the Epstein disclosures. Next question
Time is a cruel mistress.
bros...
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Why does he have a grandma's body? I can understand his face failing him, but there's no excuse for not having a nice body
Tom's a nice guy.
The problem is the dyed hair
Why is everyone looking so old lately?
perhaps they aren't the only ones looking old, anon.
I know. Thats why I said everyone
See
Just look at the zoomer chicks who took it 2 years ago, 22-23 yo girls look like 35+ bogged hags
>22-23 yo girls look like 35+ bogged hags
source?
Go on any dating apps
im dating a 16 year old so i should be straight for the next 8 years
the source is going outside (or checking social media) you absolute autist
>it was real in my mind!
every time lol
>moron can't differentiate between things that happen outside of his room and inside his mind
congrats ur autism
Since Hollywood hasn't promoted any young actors that are actually memorable or good people just focus on the old ones, and boy, they're old. Soon, there will be no more Hollywood stars left.
Its just different now. These stars goin and out of fashion while our older celebs remain untouchable and immortal, even if they are bad actors. Its prrtty cool imo, how society treats boomer and millennials like they are the definitive standard. Zoomers and beyond are going to live in some hyper corporate delusional world, yes were not entirely there yet despite our current situation.
>you havent heard of lil shots’C?
>he played a character on how dark white can be. After that he went on to be a carpenter
>you never heard pf shaliquantiz? She played the love interest in Bubble gum flavored racism. She works as an Only Fans model now
>you havent heard of Tomicka Rodrigues?? She played the hispanic mom that was separated from her family at the boarder on the show Your roots are ours.
I mean its already like this tbh
I'm amazed how much change the daily use of moisterizers make. It always assumed it was all marketing but shit actually works somewhat.
I'm 37 and have used moisturizing lotion and sunblock every single day of life and people think in 20 years old. Nothing ages you faster than stress and sun damage, so if you manage the two you will age great (unless you just have unlucky shitty genetics).
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
thetan levels are getting too high
or too low
How did he go from that to this in just the past millisecond?
when a cartoon character gets hit with a frying pan
He's doing his best.
>covid and ukranian invasion causes major supply chain issues
>celebrities start noticably aging
he had one too many plastic surgeries and it has caught up with him.
Meanwhile chronic smoker and lifelong drinker Chad Pitt looks like this at the same age
Not too bad.
His physically active and relatively stressful lifestyle accelerates his aging the older he gets. He also refuses to grow a beard to hide the sagginess and wrinkles that inevitably develop on the lower half of the face, which also makes the botox rebounds more apparent. The other thing is that he's short so he's more likely to bloat.
being physically active keeps you young
Being active keeps you looking young, dummy.
Thanks for the kind words everyone! I was a little worried seeing this thread as I do worry about aging but seeing this support has alleviated some of my doubts. I hope to keep making movies for a very long time!
Cheers
Tom Cruise
We love you Tom.
I read that his last few movies have used de-aging in it, like he specifically asked for it in his contract. So when we see him on the red carpet he looks so much older
being a scientologist, he was not given the saline placebo like the true elites were
tick tock cruise
tick tock
Thank god based Tom will be immortalized with CGI and digital de-aging. Cuise kino is on the menu forever boys
How do I make sure I look as young as possible for as long as possible? I already have wrinkles around my eyes. Do I take collagen supplements? Use tretinoin?
every actor who took the vaxx aged like 10 years instantly
look how old this guy is now compared to the first film and they were filmed only 2 years apart
all you dumbasses forget that top gun 2 was filmed pre-pandemic so you all think 2022 tom cruise looked like 2019 tom cruise
/tv - Beauty routine and aging advice /
this place has always been about celebrity worship
>Don't smoke
>Don't drink
>Wear sunscreen daily
>Moisturize daily
>Sleep 8h a night
>Apply a retinoid
>1-2 IU of HGH per day
>Supplement daily with bioavailable collagen
Fountain of youth
>>Don't smoke
>>Don't drink
what do you do
I can see how a man takes pride in his health. But taking pride in postponing the aging process is for actors and incels. Actors have an excuse: their looks are their bread and butter.
Moisturizing for a guy can only mean one of three things:
You failed to bag a women during your window.
You are insecure
You want to provide your family with a goodlooking (largely unused) corpse to look at, during your funeral.
>I'm 40 but people tell me I look 38
Congratulations.
Better
>don't wear sunscreen
>get 30 min of high intensity sunlight per day, stay shaded or indoors the rest
Even better
>make sunscreen from potassium iodide, vitamin C, EGCG, NAC and cacao (although if you get EGCG powder I have a sneaking suspicion it will degrade into the ingredients you'd want from the cacao
Ultimate looksmaxing:
>no porn
>no caffeine
>no inhaling with mouth
>no sugar, no white flour
>social interaction
>having a pet dog/ 2 parrots
>strategy and action-rpg vidya
>reading new things, philosphy
>writing a page for the daily journal
>drumming, playing guitar, singing karaoke
>whistling, improvising, creating new music
>scetching common items in different positions
>using pictures/ recalling images from memory
>drawing emotional faces, shading 3d
>empathy, teaching skills
>truth, no negativity
>water with ice
>eggs, oats, nuts
>sauerkraut/ pickles
>hard cheese/ fish/ liver
>onions, olive oil, parsley
>potatoes/ brown rice/ beans
>carrot/ tough apple after meal
>fruits
>gelatin jello with grug berry
>long warm shower before bed
>nettle shampoo, aloes honey body cream
>deep pore cleanser/ exfoliating face scrub
>herb mint facial mask, coconut conditioner
>electric toothbrush, clean tongue and floss
>not oily nivea cream on hands and feet
>ceraVe's night cream with retinol on face
>melatonine, eye cover mask for bedtime
>growing mother-in-law's tongue next to bed
>30 min meditation with wim hof breathing
>no sleeping on belly, chest or face
>7.5 hour sleep
>spreading toes, sun and moon salute
>hot to cold shower
>single blade shave
>sunscreen moisturizer
You guys are such insecure gays.
>needs 2 movies to finish his mission
It's over.
OPERATION OVERROAST HAS BEEN A SUCCESS
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The trick to looking great in old age is to always look/act older than you are. stanley tucci is an old little man but young women think hes sexual dynamite.