Why didn’t anyone tell me Apocalypto is insanely based

Why didn’t anyone tell me Apocalypto is insanely based

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you keep making this thread?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I told you that several times, OP. But you never listen to me.

      we did tell you, anon

      Legit the first time I made this thread

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2 of these posts are obvious jokes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To chip away at your unstable fag mind until you go away

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I told you that several times, OP. But you never listen to me.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we did tell you, anon

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This board always says that. How new are you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty new

      Has Mel Gibson ever done any other things that were based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not OP

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i liked the patroit and we were soldiers and braveheart

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Patriot was a rip off of Gladiator which was a rip off of Braveheart

          Braveheart was great as was Mad Max and Lethal Weapon but OP was talking about the leaks of his arrest and divorce

          (YT search Opie & Anthony Mel Gibson for more info)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            For the record, Mel did nothing wrong and deserved to be blown BEFORE the jacuzzi.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lmaooo. Unironically yes

              >pulls off an actually funny "owe my balls" gag
              How did Mel do it?

              What scene is this? He ate testicles didn’t get kicked there

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When they make the fat guy rub spicy plants on his crotch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Passion of the Christ, obviously. But all his movies are great.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Passion of the Christ
        Hacksaw Ridge

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        blaming the israelites for all the wars of the 20th century during a traffic stop.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no I think that’s pretty much it, Mel likes to stay pretty under the radar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Calling winona ryder an oven dodger

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hacksaw ridge is pretty good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        blaming the israelites for all the wars of the 20th century during a traffic stop.

        Calling winona ryder an oven dodger

        him donating to holocaust survivors was p cool

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >donating to holocaust survivors
          Why would anyone do this.
          The german government pays them for existing.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most fun movies ever

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    these niggas done got sneezed on and they entire cultcha ded

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying, they didn't take the shot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Their culture died 800 years before the coof coz they forgot how to farm.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah dude they totally did it all and forgot and their stories about blonde hair blue eye gods building their cities for them was just jokes and myths

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I told you last Friday

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you thought the movie was good, watch the behind the scenes making and youll have an even greater appreciation for this whole project

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my ancestors...

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile has been sucking this movie's dick for years, retard.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we talk about the movie all the time being based

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no Mayan qt gf

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we saw this at a private catholic school
    but i saw it already by that point
    anyway based school
    but a couple years later after i left i heard that some sex offense against a minor happened so not so based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >catholics are pedos
      In other news water is wet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rabbis have higher proportional pedophilia stats than Catholic priests. But israelites control the media and have always seen the Catholic Church as their number one enemy so they succesfully psy-opt people like you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally every job where there's contact with children has pedophiles. That's why they take those jobs.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Mel Gibson is a racist anti-semite and you shouldn't give him a platform, incel chud.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mel gibson is the racist to end all racists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a big fairy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For you, thweetie.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    uhm, we did? It’s posted nearly daily here you retard

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's made by Saint Mel Gibson. What did you expect?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pulls off an actually funny "owe my balls" gag
    How did Mel do it?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the sequel "Get the Gringo"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      while u bullshitting, thats a really good movie

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man the costumes in the city sequence were incredible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me in the middle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nigga you a fat midge

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Think the dudes in apocalypto could take the predator?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OH N-!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MEL NO THAT’S NOT A REAL MAYAN HE’S A HIRED ACTOR

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we need more movies like this being made, indigenous culture epics done in the original language, or as close as you can get with a hollywood budget.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LOZ IM GEYN
      Cop a walk, it's alright

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    op check out apocalypto because its extremely based. much better than the northfag.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      northman would have been more kino if it was all in the original languages. give or take supernatural stuff.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you really think a crazy violent civilization would be civilized you aint been paying attention to the world

    most of this shit is just pure fantasy

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mel gibson makes based kinos

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why were Mayans acting like Aztecs, or is this movie an alternate universe from our reality?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mayan's were like this, just that thru mismanagement of crops and droughts the complexity of their civilization had sort of fizzled out by the time the spanish came. maybe like 400 years before or something like that. listen to paul coopers podcast, its really good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look up when Cortez met the Mayans prior to meeting the Aztecs. This movie is extremely historically accurate.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I told you over a decade ago

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We tried anon, you just weren't looking.

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