I think dating your friend's niece would destroy any semblance of friendship thay you had with that friend. Also think of it the other way around, Boomhauer probably pretty high standards.
Was Leanne’s dad, Peggy’s older brother or younger brother?
10 months ago
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Hoyt was Peggies older brother
Guessing he was MUCH older because we never really see him in any of those flashbacks to peggies childhood. So he was probably already out of the house by the time Peggy was 13-16
And her mom probably didn’t like him being around since he was a trouble maker
10 months ago
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I never liked the way they portrayed Hoyt. It was plausible that he was in jail and the “oil rig” excuse was fake, but it took some of the horror out of his abuse by his wife.
It felt like they reverse engineered the story because they wanted Lucky to prove he was worthy of Luanne’s love and Peggy’s respect. Except for the very last Manger Babies episode, all Luanne episodes post - season 8 are really Lucky episodes.
I think Leanne was supposed to be lying about her age, which fits with her calling hrself Luanne's sister and so on. She's the kind of person who refuses to think of herself as a mother because it would mean acting her age.
Luanne post-S1 is functionally moronic and Boomhauer is generally moral, it would be like him grooming a child just to get laid (already not really an issue for a tall, fit guy with a job women get wet for).
I seem to recall he and Nancy had a sort of exclusive thing because there's that whole episode where he finds out he has a daughter, and it was treated as a singular cheating event on Nancy. Like other anons have said itt, he was in love with Nancy and seemed to be mostly devoted to her aside from that one instance, although I could be forgetting other episodes.
No, it was a big deal because he didn’t knock up every woman he banged and he knew about Joseph the whole time. He didn’t know about his daughter who was kept secret.
That may have been a possibility while they had their affair but there’s multiple jokes later on of clearly sex up women leaving Redcorns trailer after their massages. And since he doesn’t really have a job often it only makes sense he charges them for “massages” then bangs them
When Peggy was going to John Redcorn for real massages, John Redcorn told Hank, “you are my friend. I would never heal your wife the way I heal the wives of others.” Implying Nancy is not his only “client.” He probably couldn’t make a living off Nancy alone.
I thought I remember a joke where it's discovered he literally is just giving healing massages to everyone but Nancy
In the episode with the female pigeon terminator, Sheila Refkin, didn't Nancy literally give her a John Redcorn massage so he could have sex with her. The twist being unlike Nancy she eas too into Dale for John to seduce her.
They do say at some point that as Boomhauer has been getting older his girlfriends have been getting younger. I don't think Luane's age was the issue, it's that Boomhauer has too much integrity to try anything with his best friend's niece.
They do say at some point that as Boomhauer has been getting older his girlfriends have been getting younger. I don't think Luane's age was the issue, it's that Boomhauer has too much integrity to try anything with his best friend's niece.
Guys there’s literally an episode where Boomhauer dates Luane. And this was before her born again thing so they definitely fugged
You're grossly misremembering the content of that episode. They never dated or even shared a bed. He gave her a ride home after a hguy Hank set her up with started getting too friendly with her. Later in that episode he literally makes her sleep on the couch when she thought they were about to bang.
He still had no problem going on a date. Idk where this Boomhaur has integrity stuff is coming from. His advice to Bobby is just hit on every woman he sees. He’s a womanizer through and through
Boomhauer never went on a date with Luane. Hank took Luane to a bar with Peggy and the all the guys and tried to find a match for Luane. He left her there with some cowboy looking dude since he assumed the new guy would give her a ride back but he turned out to be a creep so Boomhauer drove her home instead.
>His advice to Bobby is just hit on every woman he sees. He’s a womanizer through and through
Picking up women for one night stands doesn't mean you lack integrity. Boomhauer has been shown multiple times to tell the trith and take responsiblity even when Hank and the other insist on lying (the joke here being that even if he conffesses noone can understand him due to his accent).
He went on another date with her after that. Him dropping her off is only halfway through the episode. If he didn’t personally know Hank it’s obvious he would of tried more.
>He’s a womanizer through and through
Picking up women =/= lack of integrity. It would be if Boomhauer was married, but he was single. What are you on about.
>integrity - firm adherence to a code of especially moral or artistic values
Idk I just never considered a man prostitute harassing women in department stores until one agrees to bang is someone with a strong moral code but I guess I forget where I am
10 months ago
Anonymous
>approaches a woman, asks to date, she says no, he leaves >anon calls this "harassment"
man, i thought people were kidding when they say men arent even allowed to hit on women or be attracted to them nowadays without being accused of something
but its true
even just shooting your shot is a crime now
10 months ago
Anonymous
Watch again anon
Every woman is annoyed and tells him to piss off angrily until he meets one that’s fine with it. What else would you call this but harassing? It’s not like he saw one woman and took a shot and she didn’t appreciate it. He’s just jumping around to whoever to get laid. Don’t act like this is some hopeless romantic trying to find love.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>What else would you call this but harassing
Talking. 6 seconds of talking, that barely lasts an introduction is not harassment.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>its normal behavior if the woman appreciates it after the fact >its harassment if she turns out to hate it
aw yea, female mindset
>defending a prostitute
What happened to this place?
10 months ago
Anonymous
>its normal behavior if the woman appreciates it after the fact >its harassment if she turns out to hate it
aw yea, female mindset
10 months ago
Anonymous
That’s hitting on women, not harassing them.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Hitting on women is rape
Btw you should never approach women in public, just try dating apps
Wtf. Why is there a declining birth rate in Europe?
10 months ago
Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7FVmeJXwCY
Watch again anon
Every woman is annoyed and tells him to piss off angrily until he meets one that’s fine with it. What else would you call this but harassing? It’s not like he saw one woman and took a shot and she didn’t appreciate it. He’s just jumping around to whoever to get laid. Don’t act like this is some hopeless romantic trying to find love.
Take note anons.
This is what fatherlessness looks like.
This is your average zoomer, and it's why they're all neurotic losers, they literally think that going up to a woman and talking to her in a public place is harassment.
No wonder they never had a father who loves them.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>harassing women in department stores
I've never bought into this new notion that showing romantic interest in someone as harrassment. If you geniunely believe this then you are fricked in the head.
If they say no and you persist, THEN it's harrassment.
Boomhauer never went on a date with Luane. Hank took Luane to a bar with Peggy and the all the guys and tried to find a match for Luane. He left her there with some cowboy looking dude since he assumed the new guy would give her a ride back but he turned out to be a creep so Boomhauer drove her home instead.
>His advice to Bobby is just hit on every woman he sees. He’s a womanizer through and through
Picking up women for one night stands doesn't mean you lack integrity. Boomhauer has been shown multiple times to tell the trith and take responsiblity even when Hank and the other insist on lying (the joke here being that even if he conffesses noone can understand him due to his accent).
Imo promiscuity does mean a lack of integrity
10 months ago
Anonymous
Meh. I disagree as long as you’re straight forward about it.
John Redcorn is far worse than Boomhauer. Worst I could say about Boomhauer is he’s kind of sleazy. But unlike a character like Cotton, he doesn’t really push or pressure people to do what he likes
Only example he ever did was when Bobby was despondent. Boomhauer showed how he scored chicks and it just made Bobby sad and not want to do that. Boomhauer didn’t try and persuade him actually no this is awesome you should do it after
10 months ago
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Promiscuity itself is not a lack of integrity, if anything it's a lack of self-control but not lack of integrity.
Lack of integrity is continuing being promiscuous with others despite having a stable and faithful partner and lying about it. See Nancy, for instance.
10 months ago
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By the definition here
He went on another date with her after that. Him dropping her off is only halfway through the episode. If he didn’t personally know Hank it’s obvious he would of tried more.
[...] >integrity - firm adherence to a code of especially moral or artistic values
Idk I just never considered a man prostitute harassing women in department stores until one agrees to bang is someone with a strong moral code but I guess I forget where I am
I'd call it a lack of integrity.
10 months ago
Anonymous
That's not a definition, that's some moron's interpretation on what he thinks is harrassment. Making a pass at the opposite sex is not harrassment. Pestering someone after they spurn your advances is.
10 months ago
Anonymous
No I'm talking about the integrity definition, not the other stuff. That's from webster.
10 months ago
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If you define integrity strictly as "firm adherence to a code of especially moral or artistic values" it still doesn't make being promiscuous a sign of a lack of integrity. This is because people follow different sets of personal morals and values.
For example if you're a devout catholic, promiscuity would be considered as lacking integrity since it would be against catholic teachings on code of morals and accetable behavior. Boomhauer obviously isn't catholic, hes probably not even presbytarian because we don't see him attending church like the rest of the cast. He's not violating his moral code by being promiscuous.
10 months ago
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If Boomhauer had an episode where he chastisized someone for being promiscuous or vowed to commit to a long-term relationship with the icecream lady he was sleeping with, and then right after he went to the department store and tried to pick up women then that would be considered lacking integrity or lacking character. Because then he would have stated his values, and then immediately went against it. But he doesn't do that because being promiscuous is not against his values. People can have different values and moral code.
Boomhauer tells Hank in the episode that he's misunderstanding why he took Luanne in and that he has no interest in hitting on someone that age: "I ain't no dang o'l Woody Allen with that li'l ol' Soon-Li, man, nothing gon' happen."
And before that, Boomhauer actually tells Luanne he doesn't want her staying with him, but she either ignores him or doesn't understand him ("Dang ol' women from Mars I tell you what"). And nothing happens even though Luanne thinks something will.
He definitely wasn't. Luane was getting groped by some guy Hank set her up with and Boomhauer drove her home cause Hank left her there without a ride. The kiss was platonic and everyone blew it out of proportion.
>Me browsing Cinemaphile >Sees this thread >Familiar with King of the Hill and Luanne >Assumed the pic OP used was an edit similar to other edits posted on Cinemaphile >Does a quick search of this episode >Shocked to see pics of that same scene (and more) in the search results
Holy based that Luanne's baptism scene wasn't an edit
>Me browsing Cinemaphile >Sees this thread >Familiar with King of the Hill and Luanne >Assumed the pic OP used was an edit similar to other edits posted on Cinemaphile >Does a quick search of this episode >Shocked to see pics of that same scene (and more) in the search results
Holy based that Luanne's baptism scene wasn't an edit
He's got to much integrity to do that to Hank. Besides she lives right next door and the man can't commit. He'd have to deal with the full force of the fallout.
Too old and white.
Boomhauer respects Hank and doesn't want his ass kicked. John Redcorn seemed to be in an exclusive thing with Nancy.
Would fricking your friends niece in law be that bad? I mean compared to Luanne other relationships Boomhauer seem like a ok guy.
I think dating your friend's niece would destroy any semblance of friendship thay you had with that friend. Also think of it the other way around, Boomhauer probably pretty high standards.
>Boomhauer probably pretty high standards
Yeah, that department store he was approaching women at does look pretty nice.
>friend's niece
How old was leanne when she had luanne?
She was 15
Luanne is 21 in the show.
So her mom was 36
Hank is 42, Peggy is 41
No idea how old Luanne’s dad is but considering he was a jailbird wouldn’t surprise me if he was like 25 when he knocked up Leanne
Was Leanne’s dad, Peggy’s older brother or younger brother?
Hoyt was Peggies older brother
Guessing he was MUCH older because we never really see him in any of those flashbacks to peggies childhood. So he was probably already out of the house by the time Peggy was 13-16
And her mom probably didn’t like him being around since he was a trouble maker
I never liked the way they portrayed Hoyt. It was plausible that he was in jail and the “oil rig” excuse was fake, but it took some of the horror out of his abuse by his wife.
It felt like they reverse engineered the story because they wanted Lucky to prove he was worthy of Luanne’s love and Peggy’s respect. Except for the very last Manger Babies episode, all Luanne episodes post - season 8 are really Lucky episodes.
I think Leanne was supposed to be lying about her age, which fits with her calling hrself Luanne's sister and so on. She's the kind of person who refuses to think of herself as a mother because it would mean acting her age.
Yes, Hank sees Luannne closer to that of a daughter, even if he doesn't verbalize it, and he tries to protect her honor as best he can.
Luanne post-S1 is functionally moronic and Boomhauer is generally moral, it would be like him grooming a child just to get laid (already not really an issue for a tall, fit guy with a job women get wet for).
Bruh
Redcorn was always porking a ton of different women
It wasn’t just Nancy who paid him for “massages”
I seem to recall he and Nancy had a sort of exclusive thing because there's that whole episode where he finds out he has a daughter, and it was treated as a singular cheating event on Nancy. Like other anons have said itt, he was in love with Nancy and seemed to be mostly devoted to her aside from that one instance, although I could be forgetting other episodes.
No, it was a big deal because he didn’t knock up every woman he banged and he knew about Joseph the whole time. He didn’t know about his daughter who was kept secret.
Redcorn is basically a gigolo.
I thought I remember a joke where it's discovered he literally is just giving healing massages to everyone but Nancy
That may have been a possibility while they had their affair but there’s multiple jokes later on of clearly sex up women leaving Redcorns trailer after their massages. And since he doesn’t really have a job often it only makes sense he charges them for “massages” then bangs them
Wasn't that after Nancy went back to Dale?
When Peggy was going to John Redcorn for real massages, John Redcorn told Hank, “you are my friend. I would never heal your wife the way I heal the wives of others.” Implying Nancy is not his only “client.” He probably couldn’t make a living off Nancy alone.
In the episode with the female pigeon terminator, Sheila Refkin, didn't Nancy literally give her a John Redcorn massage so he could have sex with her. The twist being unlike Nancy she eas too into Dale for John to seduce her.
Redcorn actually loved Nancy to some extent as they have a child together
Boomhauer is probably the man with the most integrity on Rainey St., and yes I am saying he has more strength of charater than Hank.
Because Redcorn is in love with Nancy
And Boomhauer likes women his own age.
Plus Boomhauer is too good of friends with Hank to ever think about doing that shit.
>And Boomhauer likes women his own age.
They do say at some point that as Boomhauer has been getting older his girlfriends have been getting younger. I don't think Luane's age was the issue, it's that Boomhauer has too much integrity to try anything with his best friend's niece.
Guys there’s literally an episode where Boomhauer dates Luane. And this was before her born again thing so they definitely fugged
You're grossly misremembering the content of that episode. They never dated or even shared a bed. He gave her a ride home after a hguy Hank set her up with started getting too friendly with her. Later in that episode he literally makes her sleep on the couch when she thought they were about to bang.
He still had no problem going on a date. Idk where this Boomhaur has integrity stuff is coming from. His advice to Bobby is just hit on every woman he sees. He’s a womanizer through and through
Boomhauer never went on a date with Luane. Hank took Luane to a bar with Peggy and the all the guys and tried to find a match for Luane. He left her there with some cowboy looking dude since he assumed the new guy would give her a ride back but he turned out to be a creep so Boomhauer drove her home instead.
>His advice to Bobby is just hit on every woman he sees. He’s a womanizer through and through
Picking up women for one night stands doesn't mean you lack integrity. Boomhauer has been shown multiple times to tell the trith and take responsiblity even when Hank and the other insist on lying (the joke here being that even if he conffesses noone can understand him due to his accent).
He went on another date with her after that. Him dropping her off is only halfway through the episode. If he didn’t personally know Hank it’s obvious he would of tried more.
>integrity - firm adherence to a code of especially moral or artistic values
Idk I just never considered a man prostitute harassing women in department stores until one agrees to bang is someone with a strong moral code but I guess I forget where I am
>approaches a woman, asks to date, she says no, he leaves
>anon calls this "harassment"
man, i thought people were kidding when they say men arent even allowed to hit on women or be attracted to them nowadays without being accused of something
but its true
even just shooting your shot is a crime now
Watch again anon
Every woman is annoyed and tells him to piss off angrily until he meets one that’s fine with it. What else would you call this but harassing? It’s not like he saw one woman and took a shot and she didn’t appreciate it. He’s just jumping around to whoever to get laid. Don’t act like this is some hopeless romantic trying to find love.
>What else would you call this but harassing
Talking. 6 seconds of talking, that barely lasts an introduction is not harassment.
>defending a prostitute
What happened to this place?
>its normal behavior if the woman appreciates it after the fact
>its harassment if she turns out to hate it
aw yea, female mindset
That’s hitting on women, not harassing them.
Hitting on women is rape
Btw you should never approach women in public, just try dating apps
Wtf. Why is there a declining birth rate in Europe?
Take note anons.
This is what fatherlessness looks like.
This is your average zoomer, and it's why they're all neurotic losers, they literally think that going up to a woman and talking to her in a public place is harassment.
No wonder they never had a father who loves them.
>harassing women in department stores
I've never bought into this new notion that showing romantic interest in someone as harrassment. If you geniunely believe this then you are fricked in the head.
If they say no and you persist, THEN it's harrassment.
>He’s a womanizer through and through
Picking up women =/= lack of integrity. It would be if Boomhauer was married, but he was single. What are you on about.
Imo promiscuity does mean a lack of integrity
Meh. I disagree as long as you’re straight forward about it.
John Redcorn is far worse than Boomhauer. Worst I could say about Boomhauer is he’s kind of sleazy. But unlike a character like Cotton, he doesn’t really push or pressure people to do what he likes
Only example he ever did was when Bobby was despondent. Boomhauer showed how he scored chicks and it just made Bobby sad and not want to do that. Boomhauer didn’t try and persuade him actually no this is awesome you should do it after
Promiscuity itself is not a lack of integrity, if anything it's a lack of self-control but not lack of integrity.
Lack of integrity is continuing being promiscuous with others despite having a stable and faithful partner and lying about it. See Nancy, for instance.
By the definition here
I'd call it a lack of integrity.
That's not a definition, that's some moron's interpretation on what he thinks is harrassment. Making a pass at the opposite sex is not harrassment. Pestering someone after they spurn your advances is.
No I'm talking about the integrity definition, not the other stuff. That's from webster.
If you define integrity strictly as "firm adherence to a code of especially moral or artistic values" it still doesn't make being promiscuous a sign of a lack of integrity. This is because people follow different sets of personal morals and values.
For example if you're a devout catholic, promiscuity would be considered as lacking integrity since it would be against catholic teachings on code of morals and accetable behavior. Boomhauer obviously isn't catholic, hes probably not even presbytarian because we don't see him attending church like the rest of the cast. He's not violating his moral code by being promiscuous.
If Boomhauer had an episode where he chastisized someone for being promiscuous or vowed to commit to a long-term relationship with the icecream lady he was sleeping with, and then right after he went to the department store and tried to pick up women then that would be considered lacking integrity or lacking character. Because then he would have stated his values, and then immediately went against it. But he doesn't do that because being promiscuous is not against his values. People can have different values and moral code.
Boomhauer tells Hank in the episode that he's misunderstanding why he took Luanne in and that he has no interest in hitting on someone that age: "I ain't no dang o'l Woody Allen with that li'l ol' Soon-Li, man, nothing gon' happen."
And before that, Boomhauer actually tells Luanne he doesn't want her staying with him, but she either ignores him or doesn't understand him ("Dang ol' women from Mars I tell you what"). And nothing happens even though Luanne thinks something will.
From what I recall he wasnt dating her. He just gave her a lift and Luanne was overblowing what it was
He definitely wasn't. Luane was getting groped by some guy Hank set her up with and Boomhauer drove her home cause Hank left her there without a ride. The kiss was platonic and everyone blew it out of proportion.
Probably because she's mentally moronic. There's no way to sleep with Luanne that doesn't feel like you're taking advantage of her.
This
The chances of her popping out tards you're stuck with for life isn't worth the pussy
Would you a Luanne?
veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery much
She needs correction. Wish I was Hank. Could correct her hard
Peggy would probably join in after I told her it was normal in Mexico
No, she's just too frickin' dumb.
Boomhauer should have when she spent the night at his house.
She was a grown woman over 18.
But he valued his friendship with Hawnk too much to do it. He’s a better man than me. I would have totally smashed her.
Because Hank can kick the entire universe's ass if he's pissed enough.
They did, you just didn't see it.
How hairy is Luanne's beaver?
Check Bobby's teeth for the answer
>Me browsing Cinemaphile
>Sees this thread
>Familiar with King of the Hill and Luanne
>Assumed the pic OP used was an edit similar to other edits posted on Cinemaphile
>Does a quick search of this episode
>Shocked to see pics of that same scene (and more) in the search results
Holy based that Luanne's baptism scene wasn't an edit
That episode has a lot of luanne fanservice in general
Luanne IS fanservice
Yeah, even before the show came out, Luanne was made to pull on viewers.
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He's got to much integrity to do that to Hank. Besides she lives right next door and the man can't commit. He'd have to deal with the full force of the fallout.
Luanne was annoying as frick
Short Answer, Hank.
Long Answer, Hank Kicking their ass.
>you'll never comfy and sensually frick Luanne
dang it
>you'll never have Hank as your de facto father-in-law
Is it worth it to have Peggy as your mother-in-law?
Good point.
she was underage when the show started, you really dont need other answer
>why not frick her later?
fricking a girl that you saw grown up is fricking weird
She was 21 years old from episode 1. Why the frick did you think she was underage but never went to high school?
She mentions she's nineteen in a season 4 episode (it's a plot point that she's drinking beer under age).
She finally celebrates her 21st birthday in one of her rare season 7 appearances.
19 isn't underaged either.
Drinking age.
Dude, just admit you fricked up. Why would drinking age be the line for you to say she’s underage in a conversation about sex.
When in history has anybody ever said they wouldn’t have sex with an underage girl and they meant actually she’s over 18
>She mentions she's nineteen in a season 4 episode (it's a plot point that she's drinking beer under age).
Under age for drinking
Not for sex
Hank was able to kick through a fricking race track fence. You do NOT want to piss of Hank.