Why didn't he get a cool biopic like Mozart?

Why didn't he get a cool biopic like Mozart?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what, do you want the movie to be in sign language?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he wasn't glamorous and his story is depressing and painful... But at least his music is on the Voyager record. That's pretty cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >at least his music is on the reddit record
      Wow yep big honor.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mozart was black

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Immortal Beloved

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear Gary Oldman can play anyone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gary Oldman
        dogshit casting

        The duality of man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gary Oldman
      dogshit casting

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is Beethoven movie, they made us watch it in music class

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, poor you. They “made” you experience the pinnacle of western culture. Boo hoo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you an idiot?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related is the best Mozart, Wagner and Beethoven. Come @ me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best Wagner is the Nazi supervillain from Lisztomania.

      >THE HOUR OF THE ARYAN SUPERMAAAAAAN

      >>IS - AT HAAND!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Liszt

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They already made them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mozart
      one meme flick
      >Beethoven
      8 (EIGHT) kinos

      How can Mozartcels even compete

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mozart was an executive producer on his own biopic.

    YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER, WOLFPUP

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best biopic for best composer entering the thread.

    >fantastic cast
    >was shot by the master cinematographer Vittorio Storaro, who did the cinematography for Apocalypse Now and The Conformist
    >everything shot in historical locations
    >considered a masterpiece by some, glowing reviews from everyone
    >10/10 comedy
    >8 hours long
    >originally conducted by Solti

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bach > Mozart >>> Beethoven
    Is the objective ranking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Handel >>>

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. britbong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Handel WAS a German.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chopin > Beethoven > Bach > Mozart

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        haha lol, just ridiculous. chopin is a pole trying to be a member of the germanic musical tradition of bach and beethoven. he's not greater than them by any means.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How could you listen to the St Matthew Passion or the Art of Fugue and unironically take this viewpoint?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chopin was just a pianist dude. he's not an orchestra composer like the other ones

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He wrote Piano Concertos.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and nobody considers those his best works

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just in past 20 years, three different Beethoven movies were made
    >All three pretty solid
    So you don't watch movies or are too lazy to ask google and want humans answering you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Google is pozzed trash.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too complex and controversial of a historical figure. Pretty much impossible to dumb down enough for the amerimutt audience.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get it, you were probably 2 (or not even born yet) back then, but there is Copying Beethoven from 2006 and it was tailor-made for Yanks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Copying Beethoven has an approval rating of 28% on review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, based on 81 reviews, and an average rating of 4.8/10.
        Wow, sure sounds like kino, you fricking moronic zoomer.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Mozart/Salieri rivalry is a longtime legend, even though it's mostly bullshit. Beethoven never got a legendary archenemy. The only cinematic story he has is his immortal beloved, so that's what they made.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont worry a bunch of new kinos of these musicians being portrayed by black women is in the pipeline

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one wants to watch a film about a celibate autistic man who dies friendless, childless, wifeless, can't even hear himself cry.

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