Based. Licking pussy is submissive as frick no woman wants a guy that does that kind of shit. Do you morons think Chad gets down to lick some stinky prostitute's fish smelling vage?
It's another thing porn ruined. Zoomers might not believe it, but 30 years ago it was considered unmanly to eat out a woman, it was considered disgusting to do anal with a woman, and it was completely normal for men to have a huge bush of pubes.
>and it was completely normal for men to have a huge bush of pubes.
I consider that normal now too, and I'm a borderline zoomer. The other two I'm neutral about.
You have never been with a woman. If you can lick pussy really well, you can literally make a woman do anything you want and she will obey you and stay with you until the end of time.
>nonono trust me bro if YOU get down on your knees to do oral on her YOU'RE not the submissive one, YOU'RE the one in control
holy frick the mental gymnastics you morons will do to validate your pussy whipping
>pussy whipping
You do 1 thing for her and she will do 1000 things for you. It's not hard to figure out, you numbskull. It's so obvious that you will remain a perma virgin.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>YES! You must emasculate yourself for your queen only then will your ever get laid!
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you think it's emasculating to lick pussy, then you have bigger issues. You must be insanely insecure and probably a closeted homosexual.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Just use your fingers and dick like a normal person and not some genderfluid freak
2 years ago
Anonymous
You lick the pussy and flick the bean with your finger, or vice versa. If you only use your fingers without your tongue then you aren't achieving maximum pleasure. They should really teach these kinds of things in schools across the world to prevent uneducated incel virgins like you from happening.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>not figuring it out with someone that is also awkward and confused
sex education should be considered a spoiler
2 years ago
Anonymous
I would never need this kind of information, same as I never needed those condoms that we were given
2 years ago
Anonymous
Weird that the human race was able to propagate just fine before porn made you think all that crap is normal and now birthrates are plunging, marriage rates are plunging, happiness is plunging.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What in the frick does licking pussy and porn + birthrates, marriage rates and happiness have to do with each other? You /misc/ frequenters are so fricking mentally ill.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This, a lot of insecure homies ITT
2 years ago
Sneed
It's just one dude desperate for attention. Sad.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Orgasms are for life creation.
If you use up your orgasms on empty pleasure, then the life creation doesn't happen.
Orgasming together with penis in vegana sex is bonding. If you orgasm separately, you don't create the same bonds.
Bonding is essential to human happiness.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>use up your orgasms
You know there's no upper limit to the amount of orgasms people can have?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah well it's just an oxytocin, dopamine release isn't it? Opioids are better for that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
wow these virgin mental gymnastics are fricking pathetic. Have sex loser.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I need opioids to treat injury pain from getting hit by a car, I can't go wasting them on getting high.
Thanks to soccer moms having a moral panic about overdosing, I can't even get proper pain relief proscribed any more, and you expect me to give up sex in favor of using up the drugs I need for a normal life?
if you do this you are a homosexual and deserve to be beat up by man
If that's the case then what am I? I give my gf a rimjob every time we have sex. I kiss her after blowjobs, even if we do anal, to blowjob, then to sex. We've peed in each other's mouths before, and sometimes when she's drunk she likes to pee the bed during sex (we put towels underneath). Granted, she was a virgin when we met so that's why I'm comfortable doing all this.
Not when cum is involved, just during foreplay. I don't think it's an issue.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ass to mouth is fricking gross and is something no straight man could ever do. Ass first before pussy is just a straight up health hazard and fricking vile.
as if you never peed in the shower and then pointing it upwards and tried to bite it like what dogs do in the garden when you use the hose
2 years ago
Anonymous
>pointing it upwards and tried to bite it like what dogs do in the garden when you use the hose
Top kek anon.
If you aren't making everything in this thread up then you seriously are mentally fricked.
no its not its literally something any guy does in the shower sometimes if you pee and sprinkle upwards and try to bite it like dogs playing outside with the garden hose
2 years ago
Anonymous
You should be left outside with the dogs you fricking savage
I eat out and rim hot young eastern european escorts all the time. I have a big thick dick (99th percentile) but it gets me off, sucking on the clit until they cum and push me off, then I frick them jackhammer like an LP video. Then I make them stick a finger in my ass so I blast over their face.
>We've peed in each other's mouths before, and sometimes when she's drunk she likes to pee the bed during sex (we put towels underneath)
too much for me
the idea of a rimjob is hot, like I would give a girl like this a rimjob because in my fantasy she is perfectly clean
but in reality its just too nasty
If she smells not licking, if she's not a certain level of hotness not licking, if it's one night stand probably not licking. However, if she's hot, sexy and or I really dig her I will lap that shit up. Girls love it and freak the frick out if you know what you are doing. I do it for 2-3 minutes max then get start fricking the shit out of her when she twitching and thinks she's had enough. Pro tip: if the chick is out of your league or doesn't want to frick right away, and you eat them out a little, they want to bang after that every time.
Based. Licking pussy is submissive as frick no woman wants a guy that does that kind of shit. Do you morons think Chad gets down to lick some stinky prostitute's fish smelling vage?
It's another thing porn ruined. Zoomers might not believe it, but 30 years ago it was considered unmanly to eat out a woman, it was considered disgusting to do anal with a woman, and it was completely normal for men to have a huge bush of pubes.
Is this trolling? How stupid and insecure could someone possibly be?
Yes, that's the way it works, you're either straight, gay, bi, or not getting laid at all. Easy to guess which category OP and crew fall into.
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If that's the case then what am I? I give my gf a rimjob every time we have sex. I kiss her after blowjobs, even if we do anal, to blowjob, then to sex. We've peed in each other's mouths before, and sometimes when she's drunk she likes to pee the bed during sex (we put towels underneath). Granted, she was a virgin when we met so that's why I'm comfortable doing all this.
eating pussy gives you throat cancer. The vaccine doesn't prevent it against all strains. Unless you're eating out a virgin is it really worth it? American men even eat pussy with random hook ups that they don't get tested. you can't even test for hpv too
>Penatrate with penis good >Penetrate with tounge bad
It's okay to admit that you're gay and that you just don't like pussy anon. We won't share any of this with your boy friends
They say that for a woman all it takes to control a man is to show some boobs but all it takes for a man to control a woman is to go down nicely and she will simp for you until the end of her days
They were always close since Tony was a kid. The FBI tapes made it obvious that Juniour didn't want to kill Tony but his position and honour demanded it (to his knowledge)
Tony understood that he wasn't completely blameless. He's the one who had the Capos work behind Junior's back and acted as the defacto boss. Possibly getting taken out for pulling a stunt like that is understood.
Also, I think he understood that Junior wouldn't have done it if Livia didn't whisper in his ear. Junior's always been weirdly soft for a mobster.
Carmella was always trying to protect her money train, big house and israeliteelry. Tony was right when he called her out on that being the only thing important to her
I always found it amusing that Tony forgave Junior for that but Carmella never did.
Carmela is the biggest c**t on TV, always b***hing, always complaining, being all "woe is me, my husband is a mobster" while she walks around the house wearing diamond rings and designer shoes acting like buttah don't melt in her mouth
because of his emotional/mental condition. he even gets told off by Melfi at one point because he always ends up rationalizing all the bad shit done to him by "loved ones" and blaming himself.
this has its roots in the cultural background Tony grew up in: an extremely insencere and twisted upholding of family ties and unity. Since Tony has never felt motherly love, he fills that void by clinging to that fantasy.
he was old and couldn't get erections consistently anymore so he did what he could to make his woman happy
the poor guy was single his entire adult life and finally gets a gf that he dumps when gangsters find out about what he does
pretty sad shit to be honest
Women talk way more about their sex lives (in intimate detail no less) than men. I got to hand it to them, their public image is one of decency, but women are oftentimes crass and disgusting.
This is the truth. Its the exact reason dudes get caught having affairs all the fricking time. But some prostitute can cheat on her husband for fricking years and he will never find out.
All things aside, they are kinda gross. I'd much rather suck a feminine penis, suck on the balls and let the load slide down my eager and willing throat. You know what I'm sayin'?
You realise this was a plot device to be able to talk about an (at the time) "edgy theme of the week" for their water cooler show? Guys just generally didn't bother, there was no taboo against it - except for Black folk who would even pretend that jerking off was kinda gay.
Because it's fricking gay to eat sushi like that.Junior, bein a finook over old cooze like that. He couldnta died quicker that old fart sucking queef
Back in my day captchas had 5 letters
Chuds literally want sex to be nothing but intercourse for the purpose of reproduction. Anything else is muh degeneracy muh weimer muh sodom. Chuds want everyone to be boring like them. And that is why they will always lose the culture war.
women find it weird if you don't eat pussy today so im not sure what this bullshit is that it's a turn off and will make them think less of you
also you only have a chance of getting throat cancer if you're licking on hpv infected pussies (read: prostitutes) and even then it has to be the cancer causing strains of which there aren't that many
women can get oral and cervical cancer the same way from sucking on wieners that have ran through hpv pussies
>so im not sure what this bullshit is that it's a turn off and will make them think less of you
It's literally just incels who have never actually been with a woman that listens to pick up artists and "sigma"/"alpha" moronic advice.
Women enjoy oral sex and if you don't enjoy seeing a women get turned on by your efforts, you're a gay. The taste is nice too. You should NOT eat out a girl you just met, or just started dating, but if you marry a girl and want to eat her pussy, don't worry about all this other gaslight shit
Doesnt like over half the population have HPV? I mean honestly what are your chances of dodging a partner who has HPV unless you find an actual virgin? Which is unlikely in and of itself.
Most sexually active adults have some form of HPV. Most kids got and still get the gardasil vaccine so zoomers are in luck. HPV is basically a guarantee if you're an avid sex haver and most men will never know they have it cause there's no screening for it, so all the chads who find their tradwife to settle down with after years of prostitute mongering are guaranteeing her death with their cancer dick and then he randomly gets throat cancer a decade later from all the college pussy they licked.
It's a good way to get some variation going, but it's not like a magic secret to anything. The real trick is doing the Spiderman web shooting gesture with your ring finger + middle finger inside of her and then moving them them up and down to touch the inside of her pubic bone while you're licking her clit.
Once you've done clit linking sucking for 10-15 and she's dripping wet women can only cum from penetration so tongue frick her, slap the pussy a little and only THEN say "God you're so fricking wet b***h" and start finger fricking her.
Thanks, fellas.
i dont go down on my girl and she's never asked
she otherwise does what I like whenever I want and we have sex all the time
just get yourself a girl like that
I think only the bawds that put out on the first date expect oral because it's a more reliable way for them to orgasm before they get ghosted after the first date.
Good advice. What are her looks out of 10 though? Be honest.
like an 8? I don't really know, she's plenty hot enough, asking for more would just be greed and everyone's got imperfections. She has no social media so she hasn't been acculturated that way. If she actually asked me to go down then I'd try it but she hasn't and I'm not just going to volunteer the act. If she wants it she has to be a man and ask for it.
Oh, do I have to fingerbang her simultaneously? I can't just use my mouth?
It's a good way to get some variation going, but it's not like a magic secret to anything. The real trick is doing the Spiderman web shooting gesture with your ring finger + middle finger inside of her and then moving them them up and down to touch the inside of her pubic bone while you're licking her clit.
Honestly I would say the coordination from doing this would be pretty difficult, especially if its your first time. Ans honestly, unless you have baby sized hands or she has a massive c**t, you will find it difficult to fit your face down there while you finger frick her. At the very least doing both wont allow you to focus on either so they will both end up lacking. Juat go down on her, start licking it lightly almost like you are teasing it, and as she starts gyrating and moaning speed up and apply more pressure to kind of match her. Plus im sure she will guide you if she needs to saying shit like "faster". Easy as that.
Nah don't bother with alphabet bullshit I did the same thing in school and it's stupid.
It should be pretty obvious from her reactions what works or doesn't. Focus the clip, make sure you suck to get blood flow to her pussy and girls are auditory with sex where men are visual so make sure you make noise and tell her she taste good (she doesnt) and you're golden. good luck champ!
Once you've done clit linking sucking for 10-15 and she's dripping wet women can only cum from penetration so tongue frick her, slap the pussy a little and only THEN say "God you're so fricking wet b***h" and start finger fricking her.
>women can only cum from penetration
Kek this is flat out not true. Licking a girls clit is like the ez mode way to make her cum. 100x easier than anything to do with penetration.
Well to be technically accurate women can only have real orgasms from penetration by real wiener which also belongs to me but I didn't feel like getting into specifics.
Figure out where the clit is and focus on alternating patterns of swirling your tongue on and around it, also pay attention to the pressure you apply (don't press too hard, think of how you'd want your glands to be treated, light but stimulating). Get more energetic as it goes, and lightly and briefly suck the clit at times. Use the shape and different textures of your tongue to your advantage to give a variable experience, (broad flat, hard extended, smooth underside, harder topside etc). Once you get the basics, its only a matter of reading her signals before she gets there, and generally they'll pretty much do anything for you after that
seems like a lot of bother compared to finding a girl that doesn't need oral like I did. What exactly are you getting her to do for you that makes this whole routine worth it for you?
I thought you meant she'd be willing to do something specific for you that you like like a fetish. My gf already does everything I want to do without me needing to go down on her.
You have to be creative, depends on what you want and what boundaries you can push. I'm pretty vanilla fetish wise tbh but I've had girls get into it they'd ask me to choke them. I used to see one girl who was pretty cold generally but turned into an animal in bed with the right touch, I wanted to throat frick her while she was on her back on the edge of the bed, she had to think about it but quickly let me do it. She'd get more into it than me, so we'd end up working up each other in a frick frenzy, thats the stuff worth remembering
i dont go down on my girl and she's never asked
she otherwise does what I like whenever I want and we have sex all the time
just get yourself a girl like that
I think only the bawds that put out on the first date expect oral because it's a more reliable way for them to orgasm before they get ghosted after the first date.
Ill take it one step further by saying that eating pussy is an actual homosexual act, full stop. Remember a clit is essentially just a tiny penis. So when you are licking pussy you are actually licking a micro dick.
when i go down on my gf she will occasionally use this fat veiny vibrator that is far larger than my own penis. she will then randomly tell me to suck it and force it down my throat
Female orgasms help drive the sperm to the egg or where the egg would be.
Woman can occasionally get pregnant from pre-cum, so a male orgasm isn't 100% required.
Why is eating pussy seen as beta/submissive but no one ever seems to complain about sucking on breasts?
Neither of them actually stimulate the man are just done for the woman's pleasure
It's beta if she forces you.
Now, if you make her eat each other out in 69, then have her peg you with strap on while both of you are wearing lingerie. Now that's based.
I like how threads like these fill with obvious virgins flailing around acting like they know what they are talking about. It's a great ego boost for nonvirgins.
Why wouldn't you?
If you have it on top with the rest of the toppings like tomato, ketchup, and pickles, it just gets wet and the entire top half of the burger slips off as you try to bite it. Slap that b***h on the bottom it settles into the crater formed in the bread by the meat juice while the tomato melds directly into the melted cheese giving you a stronger burger structure.
Lettuce under the meat is typical so you don't get the bottom bun soggy if you've got a nice juicy burger you uncultured swine. McDonalds doesnt do this so you wouldnt know, gayet
Lettuce under the meat is typical so you don't get the bottom bun soggy if you've got a nice juicy burger you uncultured swine. McDonalds doesnt do this so you wouldnt know, gayet
The israelite? He was the only person in the series that spoke the honest truth, he was to old and to rich to fear repercussions by Tony so he just called Carmela a golddigging prostitute.
More like he knew Carmela would tuck her tail between her legs and never mention it to anybody if she didn't listen to him. He thoroughly humiliated her and rightfully so.
anyone else gandolfini is overrated? his acting is good dont get me wrong but i feel like its the side character like richie, uncle junior and johnny sac who carried the show
Eating out every girl is absolutely beta and gay. But refusing to ever eat out any girls is moronic, and it doesn't make you gay by default. Here is the *actual* separation of what's okay:
Girls it's okay to eat out: >Virgins (you get to be the first & rock her world) >Hot 18-22 year olds >Really attractive girls >A girl you have tied up and blindfolded and really like >Your wife on her wedding night or birthday >A MILF 69ing on your face when you are shitfaced >Asian girls from all-girls colleges >Your prom date when you're a teenager
Most importantly, and very rare indeed: >A girl you genuinely love
Girls it's never okay to eat out: >Fat chicks >Ugly chicks >Black chicks >Any chick you aren't sure she is ONLY fricking you >A random hookup from a bar, or dating app, or a girl you literally just met >A girl with literally any pubic hair >A girl who has disrespected you or argued with you at all recently, including wife/gf
>guy on Cinemaphile that can barely get laid is unable to differentiate between the writing of a man or a woman
You're gay. Also, you wouldn't eat out some crazy hot celebrity you like, like Natalie Portman or something? Frick outta here
>>Fat chicks
i made that mistake before
poor anon hopefully you were young and never did it again after realizing the error of your ways. ...r-right?
once I made a fat girl uber to my house, suck me off, and walk home. I drove past her on the way to work as she walked home (it was on the way). made me feel really low that I even would let a fat girl blow me, let alone treat her that shitty. she actually enjoyed being mistreated like that. made me hate women even more kek.
>Also, you wouldn't eat out some crazy hot celebrity you like, like Natalie Portman or something? Frick outta here
not him but no, if you mean that's all I'd get to do with her, then really, no.
great catch anon, I put that one in there as a joke
>Also, you wouldn't eat out some crazy hot celebrity you like, like Natalie Portman or something? Frick outta here
not him but no, if you mean that's all I'd get to do with her, then really, no.
well I would never "just" eat out a girl, that is absolutely fricking gay lol. but eat out Natalie Portman during 69 or during foreplay...absolutely fine and to suggest otherwise is disingenuous
he did
if you do this you are a homosexual and deserve to be beat up by man
Not everyone likes to suck dick like you or OP, give him some slack.
>if you dont eat pussy this means you must suck dick
based moron
Yes, that's the way it works, you're either straight, gay, bi, or not getting laid at all. Easy to guess which category OP and crew fall into.
Based. Licking pussy is submissive as frick no woman wants a guy that does that kind of shit. Do you morons think Chad gets down to lick some stinky prostitute's fish smelling vage?
It's another thing porn ruined. Zoomers might not believe it, but 30 years ago it was considered unmanly to eat out a woman, it was considered disgusting to do anal with a woman, and it was completely normal for men to have a huge bush of pubes.
>and it was completely normal for men to have a huge bush of pubes.
I consider that normal now too, and I'm a borderline zoomer. The other two I'm neutral about.
I miss white America
You have never been with a woman. If you can lick pussy really well, you can literally make a woman do anything you want and she will obey you and stay with you until the end of time.
>nonono trust me bro if YOU get down on your knees to do oral on her YOU'RE not the submissive one, YOU'RE the one in control
holy frick the mental gymnastics you morons will do to validate your pussy whipping
try 69 sometime m8, it's fun
>Stick your noses in each other’s buttholes
Great plan Levi
>pussy whipping
You do 1 thing for her and she will do 1000 things for you. It's not hard to figure out, you numbskull. It's so obvious that you will remain a perma virgin.
>YES! You must emasculate yourself for your queen only then will your ever get laid!
If you think it's emasculating to lick pussy, then you have bigger issues. You must be insanely insecure and probably a closeted homosexual.
Just use your fingers and dick like a normal person and not some genderfluid freak
You lick the pussy and flick the bean with your finger, or vice versa. If you only use your fingers without your tongue then you aren't achieving maximum pleasure. They should really teach these kinds of things in schools across the world to prevent uneducated incel virgins like you from happening.
>not figuring it out with someone that is also awkward and confused
sex education should be considered a spoiler
I would never need this kind of information, same as I never needed those condoms that we were given
Weird that the human race was able to propagate just fine before porn made you think all that crap is normal and now birthrates are plunging, marriage rates are plunging, happiness is plunging.
What in the frick does licking pussy and porn + birthrates, marriage rates and happiness have to do with each other? You /misc/ frequenters are so fricking mentally ill.
This, a lot of insecure homies ITT
It's just one dude desperate for attention. Sad.
Orgasms are for life creation.
If you use up your orgasms on empty pleasure, then the life creation doesn't happen.
Orgasming together with penis in vegana sex is bonding. If you orgasm separately, you don't create the same bonds.
Bonding is essential to human happiness.
>use up your orgasms
You know there's no upper limit to the amount of orgasms people can have?
Yeah well it's just an oxytocin, dopamine release isn't it? Opioids are better for that.
wow these virgin mental gymnastics are fricking pathetic. Have sex loser.
I need opioids to treat injury pain from getting hit by a car, I can't go wasting them on getting high.
Thanks to soccer moms having a moral panic about overdosing, I can't even get proper pain relief proscribed any more, and you expect me to give up sex in favor of using up the drugs I need for a normal life?
>t. severely autistic permavirgin
if she sucks dick then it's only fair
>if I lick my queen's stinky pussy she will forever stay with me
imagine believing this
If that's the case then what am I? I give my gf a rimjob every time we have sex. I kiss her after blowjobs, even if we do anal, to blowjob, then to sex. We've peed in each other's mouths before, and sometimes when she's drunk she likes to pee the bed during sex (we put towels underneath). Granted, she was a virgin when we met so that's why I'm comfortable doing all this.
>I kiss her after blowjobs, even if we do anal, to blowjob, then to sex.
A fricking moron is what you are. Disgusting, the both of you.
Not when cum is involved, just during foreplay. I don't think it's an issue.
Ass to mouth is fricking gross and is something no straight man could ever do. Ass first before pussy is just a straight up health hazard and fricking vile.
I meant anal to blowjob to kissing
>I kiss her after blowjobs
>If that's the case then what am I?
a Black person homosexual
What's the issue? I love her and kissing her feels nice. She has no issue kissing me after I rim her out
that's cute, you are sharing worms
Take meds
"she" is a man get the frick over yourself nobody thinks you're hot nobody wants to have sex you fricking moronic freaks
wait what
kissing after a blowjob isnt weird
unless its with tongue but you basicly just taste your own dick which i guess isnt gay
>tasting dick isn't gay
not if its your own dick
as if you never peed in the shower and then pointing it upwards and tried to bite it like what dogs do in the garden when you use the hose
>pointing it upwards and tried to bite it like what dogs do in the garden when you use the hose
Top kek anon.
If you aren't making everything in this thread up then you seriously are mentally fricked.
That's very gay
no its not its literally something any guy does in the shower sometimes if you pee and sprinkle upwards and try to bite it like dogs playing outside with the garden hose
You should be left outside with the dogs you fricking savage
I eat out and rim hot young eastern european escorts all the time. I have a big thick dick (99th percentile) but it gets me off, sucking on the clit until they cum and push me off, then I frick them jackhammer like an LP video. Then I make them stick a finger in my ass so I blast over their face.
I have no regrets
>my gf and I are coprophagic
Gross. I hate the antichrist.
>We've peed in each other's mouths before, and sometimes when she's drunk she likes to pee the bed during sex (we put towels underneath)
too much for me
Rimjobs, scat, piss is where I draw I line, no thanks with that stuff.
the idea of a rimjob is hot, like I would give a girl like this a rimjob because in my fantasy she is perfectly clean
but in reality its just too nasty
why are you thinking about how other men are having sex? Are you gay?
If she smells not licking, if she's not a certain level of hotness not licking, if it's one night stand probably not licking. However, if she's hot, sexy and or I really dig her I will lap that shit up. Girls love it and freak the frick out if you know what you are doing. I do it for 2-3 minutes max then get start fricking the shit out of her when she twitching and thinks she's had enough. Pro tip: if the chick is out of your league or doesn't want to frick right away, and you eat them out a little, they want to bang after that every time.
I always love getting sex advice from literal virgins
i'm into femdom
Is this trolling? How stupid and insecure could someone possibly be?
t. gets pegged by women
powerbottom move
>midwit takes everything at face value
https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/hpv/basic_info/hpv_oropharyngeal.htm
eating pussy gives you throat cancer. The vaccine doesn't prevent it against all strains. Unless you're eating out a virgin is it really worth it? American men even eat pussy with random hook ups that they don't get tested. you can't even test for hpv too
how is it scientifically possible that they can test for HPV in women but not men?
they test with a pap smear
>Liking vegana makes you gay
The only people who say this are closeted homos and seething trannies
putting your dick in it = good
eating it = gay
how hard is it
>Penatrate with penis good
>Penetrate with tounge bad
It's okay to admit that you're gay and that you just don't like pussy anon. We won't share any of this with your boy friends
fukkin gay, low t
That's a good woman for fricking, but guarantee her pussy is rank as shit.
JESUS
That woman is deffo not low t
I don't care for pussy much myself but love a womans body. If you go down on a girl especially if she is a virgin she will be yours forever.
This propaganda is like the one from homosexuals... i think the anon is unto something and both of you are on the same faction.
They say that for a woman all it takes to control a man is to show some boobs but all it takes for a man to control a woman is to go down nicely and she will simp for you until the end of her days
he did, in privacy, but he understood its a beta thing to admit it in public
Gives ya throat cancer
this
about 100 strains of HPV virus directly in your throat
Why did Tony become so close to the guy that ordered him to be killed?
They were related, and Tony won while Junior crumbled. There wasn't any point in maintaining the beef.
They were always close since Tony was a kid. The FBI tapes made it obvious that Juniour didn't want to kill Tony but his position and honour demanded it (to his knowledge)
They were breaking balls.
Tony understood that he wasn't completely blameless. He's the one who had the Capos work behind Junior's back and acted as the defacto boss. Possibly getting taken out for pulling a stunt like that is understood.
Also, I think he understood that Junior wouldn't have done it if Livia didn't whisper in his ear. Junior's always been weirdly soft for a mobster.
I always found it amusing that Tony forgave Junior for that but Carmella never did.
Carmella was always trying to protect her money train, big house and israeliteelry. Tony was right when he called her out on that being the only thing important to her
Carmela is the biggest c**t on TV, always b***hing, always complaining, being all "woe is me, my husband is a mobster" while she walks around the house wearing diamond rings and designer shoes acting like buttah don't melt in her mouth
because of his emotional/mental condition. he even gets told off by Melfi at one point because he always ends up rationalizing all the bad shit done to him by "loved ones" and blaming himself.
this has its roots in the cultural background Tony grew up in: an extremely insencere and twisted upholding of family ties and unity. Since Tony has never felt motherly love, he fills that void by clinging to that fantasy.
He was autistic. Autists often have trouble with eating food with unusual texture
He loved it though, which is why Tony was mocking him.
?t=63
he was old and couldn't get erections consistently anymore so he did what he could to make his woman happy
the poor guy was single his entire adult life and finally gets a gf that he dumps when gangsters find out about what he does
pretty sad shit to be honest
He was with her for 16 years.
>didn't marry her
god damn it Junior
Yeah he's kind of an idiot, as the show reveals.
He did he just didn't want to be judged for it.
Why couldn't she keep her mouth shut? Why did she have to tell other people about getting her pussy licked?
Have you ever met a woman?
corrado!
Women talk way more about their sex lives (in intimate detail no less) than men. I got to hand it to them, their public image is one of decency, but women are oftentimes crass and disgusting.
This is the truth. Its the exact reason dudes get caught having affairs all the fricking time. But some prostitute can cheat on her husband for fricking years and he will never find out.
BLABBERMOUTH c**t!
Junior is Tony's biological father
>She wouldn't let Johnny move to Reno because Juniour wouldn't be there
Because Dickie Moltasanti is
my gf frequently makes me eat her out, sometimes i have to make her orgasm twice. she also sits on my face until i am about to pass out
Reminder that the worst threads on Cinemaphile are the ones about shit that gets spammed every day (star wars, marvel, sopranos).
All things aside, they are kinda gross. I'd much rather suck a feminine penis, suck on the balls and let the load slide down my eager and willing throat. You know what I'm sayin'?
He's an Eye-tie. Wops have thought that eating pussy was more homosexual than actual homosexualry since the Romans.
You realise this was a plot device to be able to talk about an (at the time) "edgy theme of the week" for their water cooler show? Guys just generally didn't bother, there was no taboo against it - except for Black folk who would even pretend that jerking off was kinda gay.
This meme is really unkind. That beef sandwich and many like it did nothing wrong
>t.
Roasties can't meme
Hairlet detected
Because it's fricking gay to eat sushi like that.Junior, bein a finook over old cooze like that. He couldnta died quicker that old fart sucking queef
Back in my day captchas had 5 letters
Chuds literally want sex to be nothing but intercourse for the purpose of reproduction. Anything else is muh degeneracy muh weimer muh sodom. Chuds want everyone to be boring like them. And that is why they will always lose the culture war.
thank you chud police
Better question, given Tony's obsession with wanting to frick Dr. Melfi, how did he not notice that Vito's widow looked like her sister?
why does he call her a basket case for no reason
Please ignore this thread, its literally just a troony jacking off to (you)s
No do not reply to any of the degenerate bullshit that this troony is baiting the thread with
women find it weird if you don't eat pussy today so im not sure what this bullshit is that it's a turn off and will make them think less of you
also you only have a chance of getting throat cancer if you're licking on hpv infected pussies (read: prostitutes) and even then it has to be the cancer causing strains of which there aren't that many
women can get oral and cervical cancer the same way from sucking on wieners that have ran through hpv pussies
>women find it weird if you don't eat pussy today
women expect guys to be brainwashed and are surprised there are still real man left (the ones that arent submissive licking their pee hole)
This troll job is so stupid bro find a better angle
t. submissive beta pee-hole eater
maybe work on getting better dickgame
>so im not sure what this bullshit is that it's a turn off and will make them think less of you
It's literally just incels who have never actually been with a woman that listens to pick up artists and "sigma"/"alpha" moronic advice.
Women enjoy oral sex and if you don't enjoy seeing a women get turned on by your efforts, you're a gay. The taste is nice too. You should NOT eat out a girl you just met, or just started dating, but if you marry a girl and want to eat her pussy, don't worry about all this other gaslight shit
literally been proven it gives you throat cancer
Doesnt like over half the population have HPV? I mean honestly what are your chances of dodging a partner who has HPV unless you find an actual virgin? Which is unlikely in and of itself.
Most sexually active adults have some form of HPV. Most kids got and still get the gardasil vaccine so zoomers are in luck. HPV is basically a guarantee if you're an avid sex haver and most men will never know they have it cause there's no screening for it, so all the chads who find their tradwife to settle down with after years of prostitute mongering are guaranteeing her death with their cancer dick and then he randomly gets throat cancer a decade later from all the college pussy they licked.
Yeah thats what I was thinking.
>tfw was an avid sex haver in highschool but not a zoomer so probably have hpv
Yeah, that's the issue. Lick pussy or not, but promiscuity in terms of having many sex partners is actually a problem.
The chud is having its usual panic attack when it's losing (i.e. most of the time) and is muttering out "troony troony troony" like a broken record.
Never actually ate pussy in my life, lads but believe it or not might have the chance on the weekend.
I remember seeing on /b/ years ago write the alphabet with your tongue on her clit is the secret. Is that the way or is that just a meme?
It's a good way to get some variation going, but it's not like a magic secret to anything. The real trick is doing the Spiderman web shooting gesture with your ring finger + middle finger inside of her and then moving them them up and down to touch the inside of her pubic bone while you're licking her clit.
Oh, do I have to fingerbang her simultaneously? I can't just use my mouth?
Just licking is for foreplay and to get her wet and going. If you want to actually make her cum, you gotta use fingers and licking at the same time.
Thanks, fellas.
Good advice. What are her looks out of 10 though? Be honest.
not anon but she's a 4. Still fricked her
like an 8? I don't really know, she's plenty hot enough, asking for more would just be greed and everyone's got imperfections. She has no social media so she hasn't been acculturated that way. If she actually asked me to go down then I'd try it but she hasn't and I'm not just going to volunteer the act. If she wants it she has to be a man and ask for it.
No you dont
Honestly I would say the coordination from doing this would be pretty difficult, especially if its your first time. Ans honestly, unless you have baby sized hands or she has a massive c**t, you will find it difficult to fit your face down there while you finger frick her. At the very least doing both wont allow you to focus on either so they will both end up lacking. Juat go down on her, start licking it lightly almost like you are teasing it, and as she starts gyrating and moaning speed up and apply more pressure to kind of match her. Plus im sure she will guide you if she needs to saying shit like "faster". Easy as that.
we're in babyhand bros
Nah don't bother with alphabet bullshit I did the same thing in school and it's stupid.
It should be pretty obvious from her reactions what works or doesn't. Focus the clip, make sure you suck to get blood flow to her pussy and girls are auditory with sex where men are visual so make sure you make noise and tell her she taste good (she doesnt) and you're golden. good luck champ!
Focus the clit*
Once you've done clit linking sucking for 10-15 and she's dripping wet women can only cum from penetration so tongue frick her, slap the pussy a little and only THEN say "God you're so fricking wet b***h" and start finger fricking her.
>women can only cum from penetration
Kek this is flat out not true. Licking a girls clit is like the ez mode way to make her cum. 100x easier than anything to do with penetration.
Well to be technically accurate women can only have real orgasms from penetration by real wiener which also belongs to me but I didn't feel like getting into specifics.
Different kind of orgasm.
seems like a meme to me. How are you even suppose to do that. And the consistency and increasing of pressure/speed is what gets them off.
Dont do the alphabet
Figure out where the clit is and focus on alternating patterns of swirling your tongue on and around it, also pay attention to the pressure you apply (don't press too hard, think of how you'd want your glands to be treated, light but stimulating). Get more energetic as it goes, and lightly and briefly suck the clit at times. Use the shape and different textures of your tongue to your advantage to give a variable experience, (broad flat, hard extended, smooth underside, harder topside etc). Once you get the basics, its only a matter of reading her signals before she gets there, and generally they'll pretty much do anything for you after that
seems like a lot of bother compared to finding a girl that doesn't need oral like I did. What exactly are you getting her to do for you that makes this whole routine worth it for you?
A harder, rougher, more spontaneous intense experience.
I get off on making them revved up, seeing them turn into bawds
This.
Eat pussy before you frick for a great frick and you get casual blowjobs for days.
I thought you meant she'd be willing to do something specific for you that you like like a fetish. My gf already does everything I want to do without me needing to go down on her.
You have to be creative, depends on what you want and what boundaries you can push. I'm pretty vanilla fetish wise tbh but I've had girls get into it they'd ask me to choke them. I used to see one girl who was pretty cold generally but turned into an animal in bed with the right touch, I wanted to throat frick her while she was on her back on the edge of the bed, she had to think about it but quickly let me do it. She'd get more into it than me, so we'd end up working up each other in a frick frenzy, thats the stuff worth remembering
>Just keep dumping women until you find a boring one, instead of having fun eating them out
Impractical and counterproductive at the same time.
I have fun having sex with her, not eating her out.
Fricking gay betas in this thread. I would sooner suck a massive wiener then a womans disgusting hole. You guys are gays
i dont go down on my girl and she's never asked
she otherwise does what I like whenever I want and we have sex all the time
just get yourself a girl like that
I think only the bawds that put out on the first date expect oral because it's a more reliable way for them to orgasm before they get ghosted after the first date.
3 of my capos have their mothers here?
Ill take it one step further by saying that eating pussy is an actual homosexual act, full stop. Remember a clit is essentially just a tiny penis. So when you are licking pussy you are actually licking a micro dick.
when i go down on my gf she will occasionally use this fat veiny vibrator that is far larger than my own penis. she will then randomly tell me to suck it and force it down my throat
hot
Ralphie pls leave
The only straight men who don't enjoy eating pussy are those that are bad at it
All I know is that this subject really makes the sexually-insecure get mad.
Like this guy. It's like saying you think veganas aren't pleasant to look at and someone yells "gay!"
Major yikes.
eating pussy is the gayest thing you can do. think about it, a hole that a wiener goes in and out of and you're licking it. fricking homosexual
Virgin detected.
You will never feel a woman lust for you.
>t. sucks dicks because they go in and out of holes
>eating pussy is the gayest thing you can do
gayer than sucking wiener?
>if you eat her pussy she'll be yours forever!
>he said, as tyreese's balls lightly slapped his chin as he railed his gf in the butthole
the gf is being railed by tyreese because he eats pussy and ass, all blacks do
preppin' the bull
>betas can't even fathom locking down a woman
I legit feel bad for your mental trappings.
Have you ever had a MMF threesome? Its actually kinda awesome
Isn't it kind of weird that men have to orgasm to reproduce, but women don't?
the clitoris only exists to give pleasure.
What did biology mean by that?
Female orgasms help drive the sperm to the egg or where the egg would be.
Woman can occasionally get pregnant from pre-cum, so a male orgasm isn't 100% required.
Why is eating pussy seen as beta/submissive but no one ever seems to complain about sucking on breasts?
Neither of them actually stimulate the man are just done for the woman's pleasure
I suck on them because I want to, it's not for her
sucking on breasts is beta as frick
literal manchild mommy issues shit
i like sucking breasts woooo
itt: virgins discuss the masculine ethos behind sex acts they've never performed
It's beta if she forces you.
Now, if you make her eat each other out in 69, then have her peg you with strap on while both of you are wearing lingerie. Now that's based.
Me? I prefer licking womens buttholes. It gives them no pleasure and I get to feel like a pervert.
Are you kidding? It gives them tons of pleasure, it's the easiest way to get a women into doing anal.
So true.
>Golden girls to Gilmore girls
What does it MEAN????
I like how threads like these fill with obvious virgins flailing around acting like they know what they are talking about. It's a great ego boost for nonvirgins.
who the frick puts lettuce under the meat?
Ketchup, sure. If you want.
Why wouldn't you?
If you have it on top with the rest of the toppings like tomato, ketchup, and pickles, it just gets wet and the entire top half of the burger slips off as you try to bite it. Slap that b***h on the bottom it settles into the crater formed in the bread by the meat juice while the tomato melds directly into the melted cheese giving you a stronger burger structure.
Lettuce under the meat is typical so you don't get the bottom bun soggy if you've got a nice juicy burger you uncultured swine. McDonalds doesnt do this so you wouldnt know, gayet
hot dogs > burgers
We should have stopped at Roy Rogers
AND I SHOULD HAVE FRICKED DALE EVANS, BUT I DIDN'T!
Heh
what's the verdict on that old man therapist he was based af right?
The israelite? He was the only person in the series that spoke the honest truth, he was to old and to rich to fear repercussions by Tony so he just called Carmela a golddigging prostitute.
>to rich to fear repercussions by Tony
how do you know that
More like he knew Carmela would tuck her tail between her legs and never mention it to anybody if she didn't listen to him. He thoroughly humiliated her and rightfully so.
>"One thing you can never say is that you haven't been told."
do you think carmela have a a flashback when tonys brain is splaterred all over the table in that diner?
Okay Cinemaphile, lets settle this once and for all
Meadow Soprano or Adriana, who's hotter
give me livia
Adriana looks too like a dirty prostitute. I never got how every male in the series and the dyke tennis coach drools over her
>and the dyke tennis coach drools over her
That was an FBI agent
Her body was mad ripe tho
>tfw your only fetishes are hairy bush and choking.
My female coworker watched Sopranos. She liked Paulie the most.
What did she mean by this?
it means he's into the one in the pink, one in the stink maneuver
anyone else gandolfini is overrated? his acting is good dont get me wrong but i feel like its the side character like richie, uncle junior and johnny sac who carried the show
>richie
ralphie i mean
What's it like having a girl sit on your face?
like a bag of farts
pretty gay
is emptying the clip supposed to symbolic of something in mafia executions?
Eating out every girl is absolutely beta and gay. But refusing to ever eat out any girls is moronic, and it doesn't make you gay by default. Here is the *actual* separation of what's okay:
Girls it's okay to eat out:
>Virgins (you get to be the first & rock her world)
>Hot 18-22 year olds
>Really attractive girls
>A girl you have tied up and blindfolded and really like
>Your wife on her wedding night or birthday
>A MILF 69ing on your face when you are shitfaced
>Asian girls from all-girls colleges
>Your prom date when you're a teenager
Most importantly, and very rare indeed:
>A girl you genuinely love
Girls it's never okay to eat out:
>Fat chicks
>Ugly chicks
>Black chicks
>Any chick you aren't sure she is ONLY fricking you
>A random hookup from a bar, or dating app, or a girl you literally just met
>A girl with literally any pubic hair
>A girl who has disrespected you or argued with you at all recently, including wife/gf
This the only post I've seen on Cinemaphile that actually seems like it came from a real woman.
>guy on Cinemaphile that can barely get laid is unable to differentiate between the writing of a man or a woman
You're gay. Also, you wouldn't eat out some crazy hot celebrity you like, like Natalie Portman or something? Frick outta here
poor anon hopefully you were young and never did it again after realizing the error of your ways. ...r-right?
once I made a fat girl uber to my house, suck me off, and walk home. I drove past her on the way to work as she walked home (it was on the way). made me feel really low that I even would let a fat girl blow me, let alone treat her that shitty. she actually enjoyed being mistreated like that. made me hate women even more kek.
>Also, you wouldn't eat out some crazy hot celebrity you like, like Natalie Portman or something? Frick outta here
not him but no, if you mean that's all I'd get to do with her, then really, no.
>poor anon hopefully you were young and never did it again after realizing the error of your ways. ...r-right?
yes
>>Fat chicks
i made that mistake before
>Asian girls from all-girls colleges
these are the biggest prostitutes of all and had a mile of dick each
great catch anon, I put that one in there as a joke
well I would never "just" eat out a girl, that is absolutely fricking gay lol. but eat out Natalie Portman during 69 or during foreplay...absolutely fine and to suggest otherwise is disingenuous
HO!