Don't be sad that it's over, be glad that it happened, and cherish the few memories we did have
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wrong answer. Walk blessed.
2 years ago
Anonymous
How is that wrong?
Double standards. If Kaji did what Asuka wanted, Eva to this day would be known as "that pedophilic anime". But Misato kissing Shinji and more? Nice!
To be fair, I think Kaji also wanted a piece of the Shinji Balognee Pony
2 years ago
Anonymous
>How is that wrong?
You refused to fight against the cold, vile grip of reality. You saved yourself, but lost purpose.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is there truly purpose when it all ends the same way? In cold, dark, nothingness?
Why bother with the grand scheme then? We should simply enjoy the time we have, for as limited as it truly is.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Doubts are for the weak. Everything I have, everything I could have been, I'm willingly sacrificing on the altar of true love. For my Königin der Dämmerung.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I admire your passion, but is passion alone enough to stop inevitablity? I can accept she's gone. It takes strength to move on. And a part of her always lives in my heart.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but is passion alone enough to stop inevitablity?
I will know soon enough.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I hope it works for you, my friend
2 years ago
Anonymous
Thanks. Until then, I fight boredom on this accursed site.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So do i, so do i. Here's your wife's ass
2 years ago
Anonymous
Daughter's ass, actually.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cute daughter tbh
2 years ago
Anonymous
And flying ace.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your daughter has a very shapely arse
2 years ago
Anonymous
Her everything shaped quite nicely. I managed to notice this.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's the ideal feminine form
2 years ago
Anonymous
Idealized even. But we have a perfectly fine explanation for this. Both in the show and in Rebuild she trained without end from an extremely young age. Combine this with supreme genetics and here she is, incredibly beautiful.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's almost like taking an active hand in your children's development breeds superior beings
Just imagine what she would have been like with a proper father figure in her life
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well, this is exactly why I want to be her dad. Kyoko is an added bonus.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I understand your rationale anon, may you raise many strong children
Don't need more than one excuse. The b***h was annoying as frick. Just about any sane person would put hands on her at least once if they were forced to put up with her for so long.
In a world where they are literally fighting for the survival of the human race Shinji hides in the corner and cries, Rei malfunctions like an emo robot who just discovered cutting, and Asuka fights and fights and never gives up.
>and Asuka fights and fights and never gives up.
“Till Shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the Last Day"
>and Asuka fights and fights and never gives up.
“Till Shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the Last Day"
except she gets mindbroken into a basically lifeless husk? 0% sync lmao and she doesn't even try. While Shinji on the other hand does indeed mope and moan but at the end of the day fights.
this is interesting. anno has stated that his relationship with his father was distant. anno's father did not have a leg and this fact had an impact on little hideaki
Some suspension of disbelief is required for Eva. Yes, in real world pathetic unstable boys like Shinji will never get girls like Asuka, Misato or Rei anywhere near them. But Evangelion, at least, showing him royalty fricking up despite everything being freely given to him.
Because its just like every other garbage "harem anime" they shit out constantly these days. Literally no better than shit like SAO. But anons like to pretend otherwise because its older and its the first "adult" anime they watched. Cringe.
>they tease him and get mad at him that means they hate him
Shut the frick up anon. Literally every female Shinji meets wants his wiener within 10 seconds. >"waahhhh im so depressed muh daddy doesnt love me" >meanwhile female after female crawling overthemselves to get with you
Cringe.
No ones really trying to frick shinji, except Mari after it's all over. The kiss between him and purple girl was her attempting to psyche him up with promises of more that would never come, because she knew she was dying
Very impressive, but carnage and death brought by giant meha is only fun when you can share it with someone. A fellow female pilot, for example. Preferably German and ginger.
Dude, she was clearly aching for at least a finger blasting from him
>Constantly wears revealing clothes around him, for example Misato's yellow shirt that her breasts are clearly visible in, the dress, walking out of the shower in plain view of him >Repeatedly puts him into situations where he'll see her naked, for example on the boat when she puts on her plug suit >Despite the bullying, is constantly touching him and attempting to get physically close to him >The kiss, clearly her attempt at getting something happening
She would allow Shinji to nut her six ways from sunday
Some of your arguments are valid, some are not. How about that: if he would ask her to be his girlfriend, she would most likely accepted, and only agreed to sex after some time. She is very prideful.
lol she'd never say yes to being his gf. It would take a colossal, bold gesture from shinji for her to accept him, like in the end of magma diver (which is the only time asuka drops the mask and shows him sincere affection, private though it may be)
>she'd never say yes to being his gf
She would probably slap him if he asked.
2 years ago
Anonymous
shortly before saying, "Fine, dumbass, I'll go on a date with you if you want"
2 years ago
Anonymous
She wouldn't date a loser like Shinji. Asuka wants a chad, not a pussy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
She would give him a chance if Hikari managed to convince her to go on a date with some random nobody. But yes, I believe nothing would come from it. They are incompatible.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It would be endless arguing and fighting. Not good at all.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>robot
2 years ago
Anonymous
>doesn't recognise the meme
That is indeed cringe, anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's not even that. They don't have shared interests or ideals. This is completely normal, not every attraction to other sex during puberty turns into love.
2 years ago
Anonymous
they share an occupation that happens to be a super important one
2 years ago
Anonymous
You mean a temporary occupation. If things ended on a better note, she would frick out of Japan and head back to Germany, never to see NERV Japan again.
2 years ago
Anonymous
People usually ignore this part. Maybe adult Asuka would sometimes remember Shinji as "my first crush", but her life would be perfectly fine without his presence. Her future is bright in a world where SEELE is not insane.
2 years ago
Anonymous
delusional, being an eva pilot is all she cares about she'd be a fricking wreck if she tried to branch out
2 years ago
Anonymous
She is a kid, barely a teenager at best. She will learn to adapt, to let go. All she need is time and modicum of genuine love, preferably parental.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What do Rei, Asuka, Shinji, Karwu, Gendo, Ritsuko, and even Maya all have in common?
None of them have any sort of strong father figure, at any point in their lives.
I submit to you that Evangelion could be solved by children being raised by proper fathers.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes, I recently talked about this with a friend. Anno, it seems, cannot even envision a happy family with present father.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Alas, imagine the fine young woman Asuka would have become with a proper father
2 years ago
Anonymous
Or if Shinji ever overcame his homosexualry
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cringe. Asuka wouldn't racemix with a dirty Jap.
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
I know. It's difficult to imagine how can someone abandon a kid like her. She never even talks about him, as if he is dead.
2 years ago
Anonymous
She had no father anon, she was the result of black science...
2 years ago
Anonymous
Different universe, different Asuka. Still can be adopted when little.
2 years ago
Anonymous
NERV is in Germany where she lives so she would still be doing stuff back home I would assume.
Doing what exactly? Even if Nerv exists after the angels are gone (why would it?), there would be no need of evas anymore. It's very likely Asuka would be thrown away by Nerv, and not to just to do whatever she wants as we see from when Shinji tried to leave. Her entire self worth is tied to being an eva pilot (since the age of what? 3-5?) to the point where if she doesn't excel it at she believes she will be completely abandoned to die, if not have people actively trying to kill her like her mother did. She won't accept love, her pride won't let her. If she could, then she wouldn't be Asuka. That's who she is. In real life people can adapt and let go. But she's not a person, she's a character.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The title of humanity's savior would be enough for her to survive her teenage years and let go of her past. And then everything is in her hands. She will manage.
2 years ago
Anonymous
no it's not in her hands, her entire life has been planned out and manipulated by forces she isn't even aware of. They're not just going to let her frick off and do what she wants after what she's seen.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes, for actual NGE you are completely correct. They will kill her as soon as the last Angel will die. But we talked about hypothetical sane world.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Asuka wouldn't exist in that world, she is a product of the insanity. If she did exist, you wouldn't recognize her.
2 years ago
Anonymous
By the Light, of course she would be different. I get used to it. In the show, in the manga, in Rebuild I saw different sides of her. But she is still Asuka.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Yeah bro after all the terrorists are gone we'll totally get rid of the patriot act
2 years ago
Anonymous
nerv has zero incentive to keep the evas around, they are necessary evils/frankenstein's monsters piloted by unstable teenagers. Likewise, seele has zero incentive to keep nerv around.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're forgetting about national governments. They are not completely controlled by SEELE, and they would like to use Eva units for war very much. Especially Germany.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Germany can't afford an Eva...
2 years ago
Anonymous
Different world, remember? It's implied that in the chaos following SI Germany assumed direct control over most Europe.
2 years ago
Anonymous
National governments which are clearly seen to be below nerv, much less seele, in the global hierarchy/firepower. From what we see in the show, Seele is very much in control o the nations of the world. Though that is mostly tied to their control of the evas during the timeframe of the show. So you might be right, that could be a reason to keep the eva series around but not units 00, 01, and 02 and not nerv.
2 years ago
Anonymous
meant for
You're forgetting about national governments. They are not completely controlled by SEELE, and they would like to use Eva units for war very much. Especially Germany.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Rewatch EoE. Despite all their power, SEELE still were forced to trick Japan into attacking NERV. Even they cannot just order governments around.
2 years ago
Anonymous
???
yes seele is a shadow council that doesn't operate in the light. EoE is probably the strongest evidence for seele being in control of the entire world lmao.
2 years ago
Anonymous
NERV is in Germany where she lives so she would still be doing stuff back home I would assume.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Have you ever hate fricked a girl, anon? It's good times
75% of the abuse Asuka gave Shinji was her attempting to improve him, or at least remove his homosexualry.
Also 100% of the abuse she gave him was deserved. In fact he deserved more.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Trying to make him a better man by violently abusing him
I need a woman like this in my life
2 years ago
Anonymous
She never "abused" him. Kids these days don't know what real bullying and abuse look like.
2 years ago
Anonymous
half right, she doesn't care to fix him but she is upset that he doesn't match her expectations. And that's only at first, as the show goes she legitimately hates him.
Some of your arguments are valid, some are not. How about that: if he would ask her to be his girlfriend, she would most likely accepted, and only agreed to sex after some time. She is very prideful.
I suppose that's fair, they are still teenagers afterall, obviously neither of them knew how to properly express their feelings
>underage 2D girls in loose outfits >homosexual self-hating protagonist >themes about anxiety and depression >extremely autistic dialogue for people who have missed every major social milestone
Is it any wonder zoomers love this shit?
The rebuilds were garbage. >inb4 filtered >inb4 muh mari
The original series and EoE were lightening in a bottle and the rebuilds just pissed on their legacy
>dresses like a prostitute >throws herself at Kaji and Shinji >bad relationship with her father >probably got molested
Anon... there's a word for this type of girl
This is the closest to "prostitute" I can think of...and that's pretty much a normal teenage girl
2 years ago
Anonymous
Compared to modern girls, original NGE Asuka is innocence itself. Even good Christian girl - skirts only is her thing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Now to be entirely fair, there was that occassion she went into sleep with Shinji in her underwear, but in her defence, she was half asleep and probably didn't know what she was doing
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes, her home clothes are not modest at all. But she parades in skinsuit most of her life, so this is nothing. Maybe you can argue about her swimsuit, but even it is quite tame in my opinion.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well...she's at home? Does she need to be modest in her home? And her swimsuit was a it, risque...but that was a purposeful choice to attract Shinji
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but that was a purposeful choice to attract Shinji
No it wasn't. She was impressing Kaji with her choices of swimsuit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Come now anon, she said Kaji but clearly it was for Shinji's benefit....
2 years ago
Anonymous
NTA but there's no way it was for Shinji. She always tries to look her best. She wears the best dresses too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's a standard school uniform, but she does look great in it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
bruh she literally goes "Look at me shinji!" while in her bikini and pouts when he doesn't pay attention to her
2 years ago
Anonymous
Asuka is histrionic and is always seeking attention. She isn't getting that from Rei and she obviously doesn't get it from Shinji. It had nothing to do with the swimsuit like the other anon said.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but that was a purposeful choice to attract Shinji
No it wasn't. She was impressing Kaji with her choices of swimsuit.
In her old game, she chooses a far more revealing bikini if she likes her guardian a lot. So the striped swimsuit is nothing, she is quite modest despite her childish bragging.
I hate when we try to talk about Evangelion and people start posting robots and shit. That is so annoying and has nothing to do with Eva which is story about growing up and being horny.
I hate when we try to talk about Evangelion and people start posting waifus and shit. That is so annoying and has nothing to do with Eva which is story about big robots and shit blowing up.
I honestly don't have an answer, literally every woman in the franchise was straight dripping wet for him, and yet he was completely oblivious to the pussy train that awaited him...
He does display fascination with the female form...
And is why what Misato did to them is cruel and wrong. She forced them to live together, with predictable results, while knowing perfectly well how unstable and immature they really are. And their teenage hormone fueled attraction transformed into hatred when things worsened.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It wasn't Misato's doing in forcing them to live together. Asuka was doing fine living with Kaji.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Now, you are aware that Misato is not exactly the picture of maturity herself, right? She's a barely stable alcoholic who makes her own advances on Shinji as well....
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes. And? I can understand her situation, but I cannot excuse blatant child abuse.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well what did you realistically expect to happen in that situation? Teenagers, in close proximity who are in the midst of puberty and clearly attracted to one another, supervised by a barely functional alcoholic with daddy issues who also happens to have inappropriate sexual feelings for the teenage boy, and possibly even the girl....
2 years ago
Anonymous
Indeed. It was inevitable, and it happened, despite Misato bragging to Ritsuko before dragging Shinji to her place for the first time. Sometimes Evangelion drama is very predictable, but still emotionally heavy for viewer.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Let me tell you a story. When I was about 12, my parents hired a 19 year old sitter, typical girl next door type of look. Anyway, the sitter happened to be drinking that evening, because her bf broke up with her.
We're sitting on the couch watching pokemon, and she says to me, "anon why are boys so terrible", and i said not all boys just him, she hugs me and she says "your soooo nice"...
Then she forcibly pushes me down on the couch, pulls my pants off, and does...indescrible things to me. When it was done, she made me swear not to tell my parents, and it kept repeating every time my parents went out until the sitter moved away. Shit scars you for life dawg.
2 years ago
Anonymous
People make fetishes from such things, dream about such situations. But reality is cold and damaging, like always.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Let's not turn this into a venting thread. I was abused by some Germans and that shit's still in me.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Was venting, I was providing context
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
>forcibly
Yeah, there it is. (the problem)
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Child abuse
Being banged by Misato is the kind of "abuse" I wouldn't mind.
>boy with daddy issues >zero interest in any female >obliquely gay for kaworu and ryoji
Literally and undeniably 100% a gay and I don't know why this is even up for discussion in 2022 unless he's been retconned as straight. Not 'bi' or 'trans' or any of the other fake shit that lardettes bloviate about on Twitter either.
If it wasn't for them muddying the waters nobody would even think otherwise about Shinji or any other characters we've seen straightwashed via gender theory (like Kanji from P4).
Disagree. She wanted validation from Kaji and Shinji (? )She couldn't care less about being popular at school, she probably thinks that all of the them are perverts
evangelion is one of the most fascinating character studies out there, not only because of its characters and how they're written, but also because the vast majority of the fanbase is completely moronic
I would unironically pilot an Eva. >b-b-but you'll die
And you're telling me you don't want to fight in a giant organic mecha at least ONCE.
I don't give two shits about waifus if I get to make shit explode.
>I cum hard to Shiro every single day
She probably would drown in cum that spent on her each day. And actual Asuka would become a pirate sailing the great cumming sea.
Your wife is trash, mine is real and smells nice. My wife and i sleep together in a big bed, you sleep in a race car with your phone. Your show is trash too, mine is kino.
Why didn't Asuka just frick me in my ass?
Probably because Mari is better
Mari is hollow, boring.
Just like ur mom
Fricking summer...
But Mari isn't fricking me in the ass either
You need anime girl from some other show.
It's been 30 years and Asuka still is the supreme anime girl. Thanks Anno.
Why is this beautiful girl is the Empress of Cinemaphile?
Wrong, kys homosexual. Yotsuba reigns supreme
m00t likes her though...
Because i am the emperor of Cinemaphile and she is my wife
Stay away from my daughter, creep.
I miss moot so much
Just look at her, she's so beautiful
I know. She is the perfect redhead, the girl without equal. Changed nothing in her fate, though.
I could have saved her 🙁
Maybe. But you are powerless to do this, just like the rest of us. So, what next?
Don't be sad that it's over, be glad that it happened, and cherish the few memories we did have
Wrong answer. Walk blessed.
How is that wrong?
To be fair, I think Kaji also wanted a piece of the Shinji Balognee Pony
>How is that wrong?
You refused to fight against the cold, vile grip of reality. You saved yourself, but lost purpose.
Is there truly purpose when it all ends the same way? In cold, dark, nothingness?
Why bother with the grand scheme then? We should simply enjoy the time we have, for as limited as it truly is.
Doubts are for the weak. Everything I have, everything I could have been, I'm willingly sacrificing on the altar of true love. For my Königin der Dämmerung.
I admire your passion, but is passion alone enough to stop inevitablity? I can accept she's gone. It takes strength to move on. And a part of her always lives in my heart.
>but is passion alone enough to stop inevitablity?
I will know soon enough.
I hope it works for you, my friend
Thanks. Until then, I fight boredom on this accursed site.
So do i, so do i. Here's your wife's ass
Daughter's ass, actually.
Cute daughter tbh
And flying ace.
Your daughter has a very shapely arse
Her everything shaped quite nicely. I managed to notice this.
It's the ideal feminine form
Idealized even. But we have a perfectly fine explanation for this. Both in the show and in Rebuild she trained without end from an extremely young age. Combine this with supreme genetics and here she is, incredibly beautiful.
It's almost like taking an active hand in your children's development breeds superior beings
Just imagine what she would have been like with a proper father figure in her life
Well, this is exactly why I want to be her dad. Kyoko is an added bonus.
I understand your rationale anon, may you raise many strong children
Rebuild is garbage and non canon
Cope
Don't care, we got white suit Asuka out of it and I liked One Last Kiss in the credits, reedemable to me
>Shirogane-sama
Ehh... ok taste i guess
Her plugsuits are good-looking. Her ass is good-looking. Her face is good-looking. She is okay.
>white suit Asuka
Absolutely disgusting
Don't be like that.
Anon...
Shirobrehs...
americans really think this way
Why didn't Asuka just sit on my face?
Evangelion is for homosexuals
Thank you for your attention
Asuka lost.
over a quarter century of fighting over best evangelion girl, over TWENTY FIVE YEARS
Hideaki staring at this board with disgust that everyone completely avoided his message.
sorry hideaki we all can't find a busty mari gf to slam their body into our face outta nowhere
Who the frick he is to even dare to put messages in anime? A prophet, a visionary?
a genius
The artist is dead, my homie.
moronic phoneposter
Shinji was an abuser.
People who self-insert as him will find countless excuses for his actions.
People who self insert as Shinji are also homosexuals, which is honestly quite telling.
I self insert as Asuka, what does that make me?
Mostly likely fan of KawoAsu.
A dumb emotional hole
Not a woman. Thats something you will never be.
A latex fetishist
Don't need more than one excuse. The b***h was annoying as frick. Just about any sane person would put hands on her at least once if they were forced to put up with her for so long.
Anon, is this really what you think? That it's okay to abuse comatose girls if they upset you in the past?
Yeah, I would have gone all the way and raped her while she was out.
Same. I have no self control. As evidenced by the fact that I have literally done something like that before
I mourn corruption of your mind and soul. Please, recognize a vile madness of such position and reconsider.
She hated that she was into it.
She threw him into coffee right before that scene.
Shinji cannot lay a hand on Asuka. She needs better. She deserves better.
Lol. Nice. You guys are smart. 😀
Are you forgetting he jerked off onto her breasts?
Shinji sexually assaulted Asuka. That's why Asuka must be protected.
Only incels like Asuka. She's one of the worst characters ever.
Elaborate, please. What makes her a bad character?
she's G*rman
Ah! Germaphobia. Well, I'm your complete opposite on this issue, so we will never agree.
Phobia implies a 'fear,' why would I be scared of G*rms.
You are sad. Well, more Asuka for me.
Violent
That's one of her best qualities.
In a world where they are literally fighting for the survival of the human race Shinji hides in the corner and cries, Rei malfunctions like an emo robot who just discovered cutting, and Asuka fights and fights and never gives up.
It's why she's best girl, you homosexual potato.
>and Asuka fights and fights and never gives up.
“Till Shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the Last Day"
Based fellow wotgay/asukagay
She would fit perfectly in WoD universe. And she is safe from Rand's inhuman charisma - he has his own ultra tsundere.
YES.
except she gets mindbroken into a basically lifeless husk? 0% sync lmao and she doesn't even try. While Shinji on the other hand does indeed mope and moan but at the end of the day fights.
>Violent
Debatable, but still would make her a flawed human being, but not a bad character.
Asukagays are pathetic until when will they understand who is the true waifu of evangelion
I hate how autistic this show is. why is everyone trying to jump shinji's dick? anno is a pandering c**t.
The actions of his parents made him the most important person in the world. Is this wish-fulfillment fantasy of Anno? Decide for yourself.
this is interesting. anno has stated that his relationship with his father was distant. anno's father did not have a leg and this fact had an impact on little hideaki
Some suspension of disbelief is required for Eva. Yes, in real world pathetic unstable boys like Shinji will never get girls like Asuka, Misato or Rei anywhere near them. But Evangelion, at least, showing him royalty fricking up despite everything being freely given to him.
Because its just like every other garbage "harem anime" they shit out constantly these days. Literally no better than shit like SAO. But anons like to pretend otherwise because its older and its the first "adult" anime they watched. Cringe.
Based. Anno is a hack.
While also simultaneously hating him. Worse harem anime ever.
>they tease him and get mad at him that means they hate him
Shut the frick up anon. Literally every female Shinji meets wants his wiener within 10 seconds.
>"waahhhh im so depressed muh daddy doesnt love me"
>meanwhile female after female crawling overthemselves to get with you
Cringe.
>females are a substitute for a male father figure
Raised by a single mom?
No ones really trying to frick shinji, except Mari after it's all over. The kiss between him and purple girl was her attempting to psyche him up with promises of more that would never come, because she knew she was dying
She is one of the best written females of any Anime ever. Also shes actually realistic for an immature woman
asuka's cute bare feet!!
why didn't shinji just blast his baby batter all over this ginger minges smug face while she was in a coma?
he did THOUGH
misato > asuka > rei
simple as
For me its Faye
I just generally prefer Cowboy Bebop to Evangelion tbh.
Could Shinji have used his Eva to massacre Black folk and israelites?
Eva like a weapon - yes. Eva like a key to temporary godly power - no.
I'm more of a Gunbuster fan myself.
only good thing anno has ever done. also has the decency to show her bush.
Very impressive, but carnage and death brought by giant meha is only fun when you can share it with someone. A fellow female pilot, for example. Preferably German and ginger.
Is this Patlabor
yes
Thank you
This looks really cool and I've heard good things. Should I watch the shows before the films?
Imagine if Shinji just had balls and decided to frick Asuka just for the sake of it....
We can argue for days if Asuka would allow him to do this.
Dude, she was clearly aching for at least a finger blasting from him
>Constantly wears revealing clothes around him, for example Misato's yellow shirt that her breasts are clearly visible in, the dress, walking out of the shower in plain view of him
>Repeatedly puts him into situations where he'll see her naked, for example on the boat when she puts on her plug suit
>Despite the bullying, is constantly touching him and attempting to get physically close to him
>The kiss, clearly her attempt at getting something happening
She would allow Shinji to nut her six ways from sunday
Some of your arguments are valid, some are not. How about that: if he would ask her to be his girlfriend, she would most likely accepted, and only agreed to sex after some time. She is very prideful.
lol she'd never say yes to being his gf. It would take a colossal, bold gesture from shinji for her to accept him, like in the end of magma diver (which is the only time asuka drops the mask and shows him sincere affection, private though it may be)
>she'd never say yes to being his gf
She would probably slap him if he asked.
shortly before saying, "Fine, dumbass, I'll go on a date with you if you want"
She wouldn't date a loser like Shinji. Asuka wants a chad, not a pussy.
She would give him a chance if Hikari managed to convince her to go on a date with some random nobody. But yes, I believe nothing would come from it. They are incompatible.
It would be endless arguing and fighting. Not good at all.
>robot
>doesn't recognise the meme
That is indeed cringe, anon.
It's not even that. They don't have shared interests or ideals. This is completely normal, not every attraction to other sex during puberty turns into love.
they share an occupation that happens to be a super important one
You mean a temporary occupation. If things ended on a better note, she would frick out of Japan and head back to Germany, never to see NERV Japan again.
People usually ignore this part. Maybe adult Asuka would sometimes remember Shinji as "my first crush", but her life would be perfectly fine without his presence. Her future is bright in a world where SEELE is not insane.
delusional, being an eva pilot is all she cares about she'd be a fricking wreck if she tried to branch out
She is a kid, barely a teenager at best. She will learn to adapt, to let go. All she need is time and modicum of genuine love, preferably parental.
What do Rei, Asuka, Shinji, Karwu, Gendo, Ritsuko, and even Maya all have in common?
None of them have any sort of strong father figure, at any point in their lives.
I submit to you that Evangelion could be solved by children being raised by proper fathers.
Yes, I recently talked about this with a friend. Anno, it seems, cannot even envision a happy family with present father.
Alas, imagine the fine young woman Asuka would have become with a proper father
Or if Shinji ever overcame his homosexualry
Cringe. Asuka wouldn't racemix with a dirty Jap.
I know. It's difficult to imagine how can someone abandon a kid like her. She never even talks about him, as if he is dead.
She had no father anon, she was the result of black science...
Different universe, different Asuka. Still can be adopted when little.
Doing what exactly? Even if Nerv exists after the angels are gone (why would it?), there would be no need of evas anymore. It's very likely Asuka would be thrown away by Nerv, and not to just to do whatever she wants as we see from when Shinji tried to leave. Her entire self worth is tied to being an eva pilot (since the age of what? 3-5?) to the point where if she doesn't excel it at she believes she will be completely abandoned to die, if not have people actively trying to kill her like her mother did. She won't accept love, her pride won't let her. If she could, then she wouldn't be Asuka. That's who she is. In real life people can adapt and let go. But she's not a person, she's a character.
The title of humanity's savior would be enough for her to survive her teenage years and let go of her past. And then everything is in her hands. She will manage.
no it's not in her hands, her entire life has been planned out and manipulated by forces she isn't even aware of. They're not just going to let her frick off and do what she wants after what she's seen.
Yes, for actual NGE you are completely correct. They will kill her as soon as the last Angel will die. But we talked about hypothetical sane world.
Asuka wouldn't exist in that world, she is a product of the insanity. If she did exist, you wouldn't recognize her.
By the Light, of course she would be different. I get used to it. In the show, in the manga, in Rebuild I saw different sides of her. But she is still Asuka.
>Yeah bro after all the terrorists are gone we'll totally get rid of the patriot act
nerv has zero incentive to keep the evas around, they are necessary evils/frankenstein's monsters piloted by unstable teenagers. Likewise, seele has zero incentive to keep nerv around.
You're forgetting about national governments. They are not completely controlled by SEELE, and they would like to use Eva units for war very much. Especially Germany.
Germany can't afford an Eva...
Different world, remember? It's implied that in the chaos following SI Germany assumed direct control over most Europe.
National governments which are clearly seen to be below nerv, much less seele, in the global hierarchy/firepower. From what we see in the show, Seele is very much in control o the nations of the world. Though that is mostly tied to their control of the evas during the timeframe of the show. So you might be right, that could be a reason to keep the eva series around but not units 00, 01, and 02 and not nerv.
meant for
Rewatch EoE. Despite all their power, SEELE still were forced to trick Japan into attacking NERV. Even they cannot just order governments around.
???
yes seele is a shadow council that doesn't operate in the light. EoE is probably the strongest evidence for seele being in control of the entire world lmao.
NERV is in Germany where she lives so she would still be doing stuff back home I would assume.
Have you ever hate fricked a girl, anon? It's good times
75% of the abuse Asuka gave Shinji was her attempting to improve him, or at least remove his homosexualry.
Also 100% of the abuse she gave him was deserved. In fact he deserved more.
>Trying to make him a better man by violently abusing him
I need a woman like this in my life
She never "abused" him. Kids these days don't know what real bullying and abuse look like.
half right, she doesn't care to fix him but she is upset that he doesn't match her expectations. And that's only at first, as the show goes she legitimately hates him.
Excuse me sirs, I require asuka for very much pussy sex. Thank you.
Can we discuss how it's apparently okay for a woman in her mid 30's attempting to take sexual advantage of a 14 year old boy?
upload more images anon
She truly is a degenerate
I suppose that's fair, they are still teenagers afterall, obviously neither of them knew how to properly express their feelings
Double standards. If Kaji did what Asuka wanted, Eva to this day would be known as "that pedophilic anime". But Misato kissing Shinji and more? Nice!
25
Regardless, still much older
Do people really find this art style attractive? Like, really?
This is idiotic. Pilot, the most vulnerable part of meha, is extremely unprotected.
>Parachutes into your franchise
>Steals the Shinjibowl
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
why did Evangelion become popular with normies?
It was just on Netflix when Netflix was still big
Rebuild.
>underage 2D girls in loose outfits
>homosexual self-hating protagonist
>themes about anxiety and depression
>extremely autistic dialogue for people who have missed every major social milestone
Is it any wonder zoomers love this shit?
>missed every major social milestone
Life is not about ticking boxes
They watched it when they were fifteen and projected more depth onto it than it's really got.
The rebuilds were garbage.
>inb4 filtered
>inb4 muh mari
The original series and EoE were lightening in a bottle and the rebuilds just pissed on their legacy
Why do older animes art style look so much better than modern anime?
True passion instead of industrial dispassionate efficiency of modern shows.
ASUKA IS A prostitute
Go to bed Rei
wienerHUNGRY prostitute bawd
What an odd way to segway the Depp case with Eva.
Asuka is a fricking bawd.
>canonically a virgin teenage girl
>bawd
And this is what porn does to your mind, kiddos.
>dresses like a prostitute
>throws herself at Kaji and Shinji
>bad relationship with her father
>probably got molested
Anon... there's a word for this type of girl
Oh yeah, forgot an important one
>needs constant positive male attention to feel good about herself
>dresses like a prostitute
Example from actual anime?
Have you not seen the show?
This is the closest to "prostitute" I can think of...and that's pretty much a normal teenage girl
Compared to modern girls, original NGE Asuka is innocence itself. Even good Christian girl - skirts only is her thing.
Now to be entirely fair, there was that occassion she went into sleep with Shinji in her underwear, but in her defence, she was half asleep and probably didn't know what she was doing
Yes, her home clothes are not modest at all. But she parades in skinsuit most of her life, so this is nothing. Maybe you can argue about her swimsuit, but even it is quite tame in my opinion.
Well...she's at home? Does she need to be modest in her home? And her swimsuit was a it, risque...but that was a purposeful choice to attract Shinji
>but that was a purposeful choice to attract Shinji
No it wasn't. She was impressing Kaji with her choices of swimsuit.
Come now anon, she said Kaji but clearly it was for Shinji's benefit....
NTA but there's no way it was for Shinji. She always tries to look her best. She wears the best dresses too.
It's a standard school uniform, but she does look great in it.
bruh she literally goes "Look at me shinji!" while in her bikini and pouts when he doesn't pay attention to her
Asuka is histrionic and is always seeking attention. She isn't getting that from Rei and she obviously doesn't get it from Shinji. It had nothing to do with the swimsuit like the other anon said.
In her old game, she chooses a far more revealing bikini if she likes her guardian a lot. So the striped swimsuit is nothing, she is quite modest despite her childish bragging.
The most revealing thing that I can remember is her yellow shirt. But that was her attire at home.
I liked it
lewd hands
ANON THIS IS A BLUE BOARD YOU CAN'T JUST POST LEWD SHIT LIKE THIS
I forget why there was all the birds
I think I remember there being a reason though
source???
HELLO, IS THIS THE "GLORIFIED SOFTCORE PORN THREAD WHERE THE ANONS BEING homosexualS"
I hate when we try to talk about Evangelion and people start posting robots and shit. That is so annoying and has nothing to do with Eva which is story about growing up and being horny.
I hate when we try to talk about Evangelion and people start posting waifus and shit. That is so annoying and has nothing to do with Eva which is story about big robots and shit blowing up.
>robots
Yjk
how does a loser like shinji get to room with a hot milf like MISATO and then the hottest girl in the world (who is also tsundere for you) like ASUKA
I honestly don't have an answer, literally every woman in the franchise was straight dripping wet for him, and yet he was completely oblivious to the pussy train that awaited him...
Shinji is homosexual and doesn't like Asuka
You may be right...
He likes her body. That was established clearly.
Shinji is horny and will fap to anybody. That is a given.
And is why what Misato did to them is cruel and wrong. She forced them to live together, with predictable results, while knowing perfectly well how unstable and immature they really are. And their teenage hormone fueled attraction transformed into hatred when things worsened.
It wasn't Misato's doing in forcing them to live together. Asuka was doing fine living with Kaji.
Now, you are aware that Misato is not exactly the picture of maturity herself, right? She's a barely stable alcoholic who makes her own advances on Shinji as well....
Yes. And? I can understand her situation, but I cannot excuse blatant child abuse.
Well what did you realistically expect to happen in that situation? Teenagers, in close proximity who are in the midst of puberty and clearly attracted to one another, supervised by a barely functional alcoholic with daddy issues who also happens to have inappropriate sexual feelings for the teenage boy, and possibly even the girl....
Indeed. It was inevitable, and it happened, despite Misato bragging to Ritsuko before dragging Shinji to her place for the first time. Sometimes Evangelion drama is very predictable, but still emotionally heavy for viewer.
Let me tell you a story. When I was about 12, my parents hired a 19 year old sitter, typical girl next door type of look. Anyway, the sitter happened to be drinking that evening, because her bf broke up with her.
We're sitting on the couch watching pokemon, and she says to me, "anon why are boys so terrible", and i said not all boys just him, she hugs me and she says "your soooo nice"...
Then she forcibly pushes me down on the couch, pulls my pants off, and does...indescrible things to me. When it was done, she made me swear not to tell my parents, and it kept repeating every time my parents went out until the sitter moved away. Shit scars you for life dawg.
People make fetishes from such things, dream about such situations. But reality is cold and damaging, like always.
Let's not turn this into a venting thread. I was abused by some Germans and that shit's still in me.
Was venting, I was providing context
>forcibly
Yeah, there it is. (the problem)
>Child abuse
Being banged by Misato is the kind of "abuse" I wouldn't mind.
He does display fascination with the female form...
theres no way someone could stay gay if they lived with misato and asuka
Asuka is a homophobe. If she even thought Shinji was gay she'd have thrown him off the roof herself.
>Best girl calls out Kawru for being a homosexual
Fricking Based
She's constantly depicted as homophobic and drags Rei down with her
>boy with daddy issues
>zero interest in any female
>obliquely gay for kaworu and ryoji
Literally and undeniably 100% a gay and I don't know why this is even up for discussion in 2022 unless he's been retconned as straight. Not 'bi' or 'trans' or any of the other fake shit that lardettes bloviate about on Twitter either.
If it wasn't for them muddying the waters nobody would even think otherwise about Shinji or any other characters we've seen straightwashed via gender theory (like Kanji from P4).
If Evangelion came out now and was the newest thing, would it be praised by LGBT?
The situation was engineered by self-sacrifice of his genius (and insane) mother.
She's 14 you sick fricks.
13 when she first appears. Your point?
Go away.
Rebuilds are awful.
All these post... when you could be enjoying bebop again, and you know, learning somthing.
You have to be gay to shoot a load this small and only cum once while standing over a naked girl.
He was 14, anon....
i want an asuka gf so fricking bad
3D Asuka
>Not Shiro
If you're going to post 3d trash, at least post something servicable
She is loose as frick, but this face of hers is incredibly cute. Fellow Slav as well.
>She is loose as frick
like 90% of good looking 3d women, anon
you haven't even contemplated the stench you freaking idiot
b***h is a trainwreck. Needs a good ducking
Next level PR :O
How is "Asuka" doing. She isn't drinking 3 bottles a day, is she. 😀 D:
Yuve ish u culd drank lil girl, gruw sum frickin tiaties or i;ll fuk Shinjo danight....
Asuka gets more hate than she deserves because of the dub. Her english dub voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
I don't think that has anything to do with it. I didn't mind Tiffany Grant's dub and the Netflix dub she actually sounds like a teen tbh.
only reigays hate asuka because she gets all the attention
Western bros, are you really watching Eva with English dub when Miyamura gave her all voicing Asuka?
I HATE SHINJI SO FRICKING MUCH IT'S UNREAL
Many such cases.
Join the club, anon. Most people do.
Asuka doesn't stage photos, does she?
I could see Asuka either being a massive Instathot or not having social media at all because she thinks it's for trashy losers.
If you understand her character at all you know it's the former. She's obsessed with being seen.
Disagree. She wanted validation from Kaji and Shinji (? )She couldn't care less about being popular at school, she probably thinks that all of the them are perverts
i want shinji to frick me
Go to bed Rei
Kaworu when did you enter the thread?
Cute angel.
do you want attention or something? Heres your (you), now frick off
>the most active thread on Cinemaphile
>it's Evangelion Asuka thread
How?
>Implying any modern Cinemaphile is worth watching....
More Asuka
evangelion is one of the most fascinating character studies out there, not only because of its characters and how they're written, but also because the vast majority of the fanbase is completely moronic
The Asuka-Rei jelly donut conundrum.
IYKYK
Fine.
My man
>didn't ask
Zoomers (like you) are genuinely legit funny
plus you're female(male)
Still don't care
>3d
I would unironically pilot an Eva.
>b-b-but you'll die
And you're telling me you don't want to fight in a giant organic mecha at least ONCE.
I don't give two shits about waifus if I get to make shit explode.
Why are you so upset?
>3D
I cum hard to Shiro every single day
BASED
Based Shiro Coomer
Nngghh I'm gonna coom
Baseddd
>I cum hard to Shiro every single day
She probably would drown in cum that spent on her each day. And actual Asuka would become a pirate sailing the great cumming sea.
Didn't she sell her virginity on Patreon for $30k?
Really, that little? Kinda sad.
It must be illegal for girls to make such photos. Look at this seductively open mouth. She probably even licked her lips between shots.
I want a return of Eva threads like this one to Cinemaphile... It's impossible to talk about Evangelion there.
This is a microstep above Cinemaphile. Rather than hispanics arguing about Asushin we have like 4 schizos arguing about Asuka.
Endless arguing about Asuka is one half of a successful Eva thread. Silently admiring Rei is the other one.
I'm gonna do it more, cause you're obviously triggered.
>3D
Your wife is trash, mine is real and smells nice. My wife and i sleep together in a big bed, you sleep in a race car with your phone. Your show is trash too, mine is kino.
why did he do this ?
It wasn't his call
Yes I'm not Japanese I'm a lanky hungry skeleton from Oklahoma.
I just want a Mari gf
>I just want a Mari gf
Go to the roof and wait. Anno sensei told us that a girl like Mari will just fall on you.
Cry Moar
No u
No u
No
No. It is, in fact, you
ASUKE BEST GRIL
Asuka is best girl.